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Lookin’ Good for Jesus

Some days I enter into my local Christian bookstore/knick-knackery, and–looking over the vast shelves of Purpose-Driven products, Beth Moore Bible studies, Veggie Tales merchandise, Precious Moments figurines, dumb Christian parody t-shirts, inspirational artwork and home decor, and books about the End Times–I think to myself: the Christian subculture just doesn’t quite have enough consumer items.

Something is missing, I ponder. Something like…Christian cosmetics!

Which is why, to me, the Christian bookstore always smells a little like despair. It’s not the candles. It’s the lack of Jesus-based grooming products.


Imagine my delight, then, when I discovered this wonderful line of cosmetics, courtesy of my cousin-in-law Lance and his link to Michael Kelley Ministries’ site. Behold! A life-affirming brand of Jesus-glorifying toiletries!

That’s right: Lookin’ Good for Jesus brand bath and cosmetic items.

I’ve never seen them on shelves, but apparently these products are sold in various retail outlets by an American makeup company called Blue Q, which seems to specialize in snarky and irreverent stuff. (I haven’t heard of any reaction to them in the U.S., though the Jesus cosmetic brand been met with some controversy among local Catholics in Singapore.)


Anyway, encouraging users to “Get Tight with Christ,” Lookin’ Good for Jesus products include…

Lookin’ Good for Jesus Bubble Bath:

(Product description: Take the plunge with a soak in everlasting Citrus and Juniper suds that make you feel like you’re walking on water.)


Lookin’ Good for Jesus Sparkle Cream:

(Product description: Now, easier to be redeemed in his eyes with a handy travel size 2 oz. tube!)



Lookin’ Good for Jesus Lip Balm:

(Product description: Returns lips to near virgin quality.)


Lookin’ Good for Jesus Mini Kit:

(Product description: Redeems you in his eyes and takes the edge off sinning.)


The mini-kit contains vanilla nectar lip balm, Easter-Lily hand & body cream (with sparkle!) and a folding mirror compact. Also a mirrored Jesus statuette.


I’m sure you can find these products in boutique stores in the U.S., though I haven’t exactly been on the lookout for them. If you want, you can certainly order them from the Blue Q website.

Now, for the reaction: I’m sure there are Christians who will find these products offensive. After all, hotsy blondes making come-hither eyes to a handsome Son of God isn’t the kind of thing you see in stained-glass church windows, even the ones depicting Mary Magdalene. It’s a bit irreverent.


Why? Because it uses Jesus as a blatant, right-out-in-front pitchman. And using Jesus as a brand…why, that’s just wrong.

Real Christians know better than to demean the Christ by attaching him to common consumer items. Wait–no. You’re bringing up Christian bookstore stuff? Like frames, posters, greeting cards, books, music, stuffed toys, coloring books, jewelry, conferences, artwork, clothing, breath-fresheners? No. Stop that, right this instant. See, that’s where you’re wrong. Sure, maybe we have attached Christ to those things, too, but there’s a difference. WE do it more subtly.

And that makes it OK. Because we know that Jesus sells. Everyone knows that. We just know better than to put a goofy picture of Jesus front-and-center on the product (except on, um, t-shirts). We’d rather hide Jesus in a Bible verse, or a little fish symbol, or by securing placement in a Christian bookstore.

Our Jesus junk is subtle, and we figure God’s OK with that, because look at the profit margin!

But when you stoop to overt, ironic uses of Jesus to sell stuff…well, that’s offensive. Am I right, people?

Can I get a witness? Amen? Anyone?

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Brad Ruggles

posted June 23, 2009 at 10:15 am

Amen brotha!Seriously, that is just the kind of ironic parody that is lost on most Christians. While most believers would throw a fit at seeing Jesus slapped on lotions and lip balms they don't have any problem whatsoever putting snide words in his mouth and throwing them up on billboards or cheap knock-off t-shirts.*sigh*I wish people could connect the dots and see that most "christian" products look no different than Jesus lip balm in the eyes of the world.

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posted June 23, 2009 at 10:18 am

Hold on while I get out my Amen! Air Freshener!

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posted June 23, 2009 at 10:50 am

Just found your blog yesterday.Have you heard of Bette Spackman's book Christians and Kitsch? She seems to tackle some of the same topics, and actually pictured that lip balm as I recall.

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posted June 26, 2009 at 6:30 pm

this is a day of firsts for me. First time I've seen your blog and the first time I've ever heard of looking good for Jesus products. Hmm what some people won't do to make a buck. Caught my interest though, I'll have to keep coming back to check out your posts.

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posted June 27, 2009 at 11:09 am

This kind of thing IS taking the Lord's name in vein (not just saying, "Oh my God").

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