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Last week, Kottke.org pointed to a brilliant list of lines from Star Wars that could be made vastly more interesting by replacing a single word with “pants.” That list gave me great joy, so I’ll share a few of my favorites with you:

+ I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.

+ You came in those pants? You’re braver than I thought.

+ Pull up! All pants pull up!

+ I sense the conflict within you. Let go of your pants!

+ These aren’t the pants you’re looking for.

+ Lock the door. And hope they don’t have pants.

+ That blast came from the pants! That thing’s operational!

+ I am altering the pants. Pray that I don’t alter them any further.

+ Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.

+ Tell that to Jabba. If you’re lucky he might only take your pants.

+ I want them alive. No pants.

+ Your pants, you will not need them.

+ Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking pants herder!

+ This bucket of pants is never going to get us past that blockade.

[H/T: Shuey]

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There’s a lot of possibilities in the pants-replacement meme. Given all the Jonathan Edwards fun from a few days ago, I think we ought to combine a few of his choice phrases with, yes, pants. Come back for the frivolity.

And the pants.

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