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Electional Astrology, Part One: Good Idea, Bad Timing – Bitcoin

posted by Matthew Currie

(WARNING: Since the following subject requires a lot of technical explanations, both financially and astrologically, it’s going to be fairly long-winded. I’ll throw in as many jokes as I can to lighten the burden.) You have a beginning, and thus […]

Astrology Of Love And Compatibility: Leo

posted by Matthew Currie

(This is a part of the “Astrology Of Love And Compatibility” series) AKA: The Lion, King Of The Jungle, Mr. Entertainment After Five Drinks At The Office Christmas Party Ruling Planet: The Sun, which shines all day long and doesn’t […]

Astrology Of Love And Compatibility: Cancer

posted by Matthew Currie

(This is a part of the “Astrology Of Love And Compatibility” series) AKA: The Crab, Moon Child, That Schoolmarm Who Loves Kids But Is Always Cranky With Them Ruling Planet: The Moon, which stays up all night orbiting The Earth, […]

The Astrology Of Miley Vs. Sinead: When Sagittarius Attacks!

posted by Matthew Currie

(FULL DISCLOSURE: I used to be a Stupid Young Sagittarius. I have successfully graduated into being a Cranky Old Sagittarius. I can empathize with both sides of this issue, but I know which side I’m on.) Miley Cyrus (born November […]

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The Godzilla Guide To The Astrology Of August-October 2014
Reading where the transiting planets are in relation to a birth chart in order to predict the future can be complicated even at the best of times. But especially so in the next couple of months, which will provide some interesting circumstances involving four of the Solar System's big players: Mars,

posted 2:58:31am Aug. 21, 2014 | read full post »

Weekly Horoscope, August 18-24 2014: The Special Edition
First of all, if you haven't read about the Venus Jupiter Emergency Happiness Alert, click here and do so now. Although you should stick to the timing I give for maximum effectiveness if you can, this conjunction will be in effect for the next few days, so you haven't missed the boat just yet. It's

posted 11:41:56pm Aug. 17, 2014 | read full post »

Venus Conjunct Jupiter: Emergency Happiness Alert!
Brothers and sisters! Join me now as we lay hands upon the Mighty Mouse Button and press "play." [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLocKzC80gk[/youtube] Are you tired of life getting you down? Have the Uranus-Pluto square and Saturn in Scorpio and the Saturn Uranus quincunx broken your spir

posted 8:56:19pm Aug. 16, 2014 | read full post »

Learn Astrology: Mercury, And The Mystery Of Opossum Nipples
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDjiPk6A6oQ[/youtube]   (SCENE: The Birth Chart, which is completely empty and featureless except for the Sun and Moon, who said a small distance away from each other on deck chairs. Nothing is happening.) SUN: (Scratches himself) (There is ano

posted 11:26:37pm Aug. 15, 2014 | read full post »

Astrology Of The Michael Brown Shooting In Ferguson Missouri
Predicting the future with 100% accuracy all the time, to the exact day every time is impossible, whether you are an astrologer or a doctor or a

posted 11:33:34pm Aug. 14, 2014 | read full post »


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