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All Your Saturn Square Neptune Problems Solved!

posted by Matthew Currie

Saturn square Neptune is the biggest astrological news of 2016. It will be in effect for most if not all of the year, and hits exact this June and November. Like any other major difficult aspect, it doesn’t guarantee doom […]

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Saturn Square Neptune: Nixon Goes To China

posted by Matthew Currie

I (and many other commentators) out there have written about the Saturn-Neptune Square happening now, and how it is the source of many problems and obstacles and generally seems to be making a lot of things collapse. Saturn square Neptune […]

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Astrology Of 2015: Our Dreams Have Grown Teeth

posted by Matthew Currie

(Part One is HERE.) Let’s start off our look at the the year ahead with a planet that has been moving slowly and hovering in the background of everything: Neptune in Pisces, and the square it forms to Saturn in […]

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The Age Of Neptune: Cheeseburgers Cause Crime

posted by Matthew Currie

Say what you will about Neptune: it’s certainly persistent. As much as astrologers like to talk about the Uranus-Pluto square, or Saturn in Scorpio or whatever, we must never forget that we live primarily in the age of Neptune. Neptune […]

Transiting Saturn Conjunct Your Neptune: A Steamroller For Your Dreams

posted by Matthew Currie

Even though in many ways my life is going pretty well, I feel a vice-like grip crushing my soul. Astrologers aren’t any more objective about themselves than anyone else is about themselves, when you get right down to it. If […]

Neptune And The Food Babe: A Venti Latte Full Of Delusion

posted by Matthew Currie

(Dear Reader: this blog entry was written as a shamanic channeling of the nature of Neptune, which rules altered states of consciousness. I began writing this article with a full tank of caffeine, and every time throughout the article when you […]

Neptune Shrugged: The Astrology of Bowe Bergdahl

posted by Matthew Currie

(More about Neptune… “Neptune: The Ultimate Nullifier”… is HERE) Many of you out there will have already formed a very strong opinion about the Bowe Bergdahl situation, and about the man himself. To many, he’s a traitor. To others, he’s […]

Neptune: The Ultimate Nullifier

posted by Matthew Currie

(For more on Neptune, check out “Neptune In Pisces And Penguins In Sweaters” and “Neptune in Pisces, Elan Gale, And The Diane Who Wasn’t There.”) When you do astrological readings for a living like I do, you soon learn how […]

Neptune In Pisces And Penguins In Sweaters

posted by Matthew Currie

Among the many pressing questions that have been raised in The Internet Age… Is the government spying on me? Is my consumption of High Fructose Corn Syrup killing me? Is there GMO wheat in this sandwich, and will that make […]

Can These Pictures Of Adorable Baby Animals Help You Lose Weight Fast?

posted by Matthew Currie

Would you like to lose weight as if by magic? Wouldn’t it be great to control your diabetes by adding more cupcakes to your diet? Would you love to save hundreds on car insurance with one quick phone call?  Yeah. […]

The Astrology Of Neptune In Pisces, Elan Gale, And The Diane Who Wasn’t There

posted by Matthew Currie

Although the long and ongoing Uranus-Pluto square gets the most press among astrologers — nothing gets your attention like a good revolution or two — it’s easy to overlook Neptune’s long trip through the Sign it rules: Pisces.  Any planet […]

Neptune and Chiron Go Direct: The Chimes At Midnight

posted by Matthew Currie

SHALLOW: Ha, cousin Silence, that thou hadst seen that that this knight and I have seen! Ha, Sir John, said I well? FALSTAFF: We have heard the chimes at midnight, Master Shallow. SHALLOW: That we have, that we have, that […]

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Discount Capricorn Humor!
I am still taking a little time off to recover from a combination cold/flu/Ebola and a boatload of genuinely terrible transits. I am now getting back to setting up readings again and am slowly working my way through a mountain of unanswered ...

posted 3:25:31am Feb. 08, 2016 | read full post »

Bad Transits And Dark Forests
"Midway upon the journey of our life I found myself within a forest dark, For the ...

posted 4:13:31am Jan. 31, 2016 | read full post »

Astrology Of The 2016 Oscars, Part Two: Night Of A Thousand Scars
(Part One, in which I discuss the Pluto Opposition of The Academy Awards, is HERE.) By now you've probably heard about the big Oscar boycott this year. I'm not here to venture an opinion on that - although I believe those protesting have a ...

posted 12:14:43am Jan. 29, 2016 | read full post »

Astrology Of The 2016 Academy Awards: Oscar's Pluto Opposition
The Academy Awards 2016 ceremony promises to be the usual pageant of glamour and excess and congratulations and egos, and all the things we have come to expect from it. But this year the Oscars are facing an unusual astrological challenge: its ...

posted 9:03:31pm Jan. 27, 2016 | read full post »

(Not) The Astrology Of (Maybe) Planet X
Facebook -- where we all get our news from since the collapse of real-world society somewhere around 2010 -- is abuzz with the news that our Solar System is probably home to an undiscovered planet roughly the size of Neptune. As a long time fan ...

posted 1:39:08am Jan. 23, 2016 | read full post »

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