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(Part of a twelve part series. Click HERE to collect ’em all!) The Sign: Sagittarius, the Archer The Villain: Negan, The Walking Dead Known For: Cheerful, outgoing demeanor. Quick-witted and charming.  Comfortable and casual taste in clothes. Enjoys sports and games… most notable caving people’s heads in with Lucille, his baseball bat wrapped in barbed…

(Sung to the tune of “Don’t Fence Me In”) Give me a hand, another hand, with this playpen chicken wire Let’s fence him in! This kid keeps running off, and he just won’t ever tire Let’s fence him in! He got out last night just to go exploring It’s kinda frustrating but it’s never boring…

SAGITTARIUS (November 22-December 21) Best personal trait: Optimism Worst personal trait: Optimism *** An overly optimistic Sagittarius can’t stop coughing for two weeks straight. His wife keeps nagging at him to get it checked out (she’s probably a Virgo — they love minor aggravations, and a Sagittarius can be a gold mine of those), so…

As part of my ongoing campaign to make the world a happier place this month, here is a less-than-reverent look at Sagittarius.    (Oh, don’t worry… there’s plenty of serious stuff to be covered in the next few weeks before the end of the year, believe me — Saturn alone is going to be worth…
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