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Neptune And The Food Babe: A Venti Latte Full Of Delusion

posted by Matthew Currie

(Dear Reader: this blog entry was written as a shamanic channeling of the nature of Neptune, which rules altered states of consciousness. I began writing this article with a full tank of caffeine, and every time throughout the article when you […]

Neptune Shrugged: The Astrology of Bowe Bergdahl

posted by Matthew Currie

(More about Neptune… “Neptune: The Ultimate Nullifier”… is HERE) Many of you out there will have already formed a very strong opinion about the Bowe Bergdahl situation, and about the man himself. To many, he’s a traitor. To others, he’s […]

Neptune: The Ultimate Nullifier

posted by Matthew Currie

(For more on Neptune, check out “Neptune In Pisces And Penguins In Sweaters” and “Neptune in Pisces, Elan Gale, And The Diane Who Wasn’t There.”) When you do astrological readings for a living like I do, you soon learn how […]

Neptune In Pisces And Penguins In Sweaters

posted by Matthew Currie

Among the many pressing questions that have been raised in The Internet Age… Is the government spying on me? Is my consumption of High Fructose Corn Syrup killing me? Is there GMO wheat in this sandwich, and will that make […]

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Neptune And The Food Babe: A Venti Latte Full Of Delusion
(Dear Reader: this blog entry was written as a shamanic channeling of the nature of Neptune, which rules altered states of consciousness. I began writing this article with a full tank of caffeine, and every time throughout the article when you see  *** ...that means I have consumed another full

posted 9:18:55pm Aug. 30, 2014 | read full post »

Your Moon Astrology Forecast For September 2014
(Finally — a practical astrology forecast that EVERYONE can use, regardless of their Sign! Make sure you bookmark this page and come back — it could be the most useful th

posted 2:22:37pm Aug. 30, 2014 | read full post »

Your Soulmate Situation Sucks II: Soulmates Are For Suckers!
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s5xsVHOJQs[/youtube] (CLICK HERE for Part One, "The Astrology Of Why Your Soulmate Situation Sucks") Dear JM: I would like to thank you for your comments on Facebook about my recent blog entry concerning soulmates. I know it may seem odd to some that

posted 1:28:14am Aug. 29, 2014 | read full post »

The Astrology Of Why Your Soulmate Situation Sucks
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjAoBKagWQA[/youtube] I can't tell you for sure whether or not it's love that really makes the world go round, but it's certainly a large part of an astrologer's business. And, just as the average doctor gets to see a lot more sick people than healthy ones,

posted 12:44:44am Aug. 27, 2014 | read full post »

Learn Astrology: A Goddess Of Love Walks Into A Bar...
(Scene: a poorly lit Mexican bar. A telenovela plays on the television screen but no one is watching, which is just as well because it is inaudible over the accordion and tuba music playing out of the speakers on the ceiling. The only customers are the SUN, MOON, and MERCURY, who sit at a relatively

posted 11:48:20pm Aug. 25, 2014 | read full post »


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