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Astrology Of Rachel Dolezal: Who Are You?

posted by Matthew Currie

Reading about the recent case of Spokane NAACP President Rachel Dolezal and the various loud and heartfelt opinions held by people in regard to this matter has helped reinforce three concepts I strongly believe in: – Race is ultimately an […]

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Astrology Of Christopher Lee: Birth Chart Of Darkness!

posted by Matthew Currie

I’m teaching an online course in Introductory Astrology, and as part of that course I have put up the chart of a number of famous people, but without the names attached. Purely by coincidence (yeah, I hear you in the […]

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Astrology And Caitlyn/Bruce Jenner: Who Are You?

posted by Matthew Currie

Who are you? Is it my job to tell you that? Is it your job to tell me who I am? Probably not. Caitlyn Jenner — formerly known as Bruce Jenner — has left us with no doubt as to […]

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The Eclipses That Ate Zayn Malik

posted by Matthew Currie

Full disclosure: by popular culture standards, I’m an old guy. Like old guys everywhere, I tend to look down my nose at whatever music is popular with teenagers these days. In all fairness though, I always have, even when I […]

Astrology, Gender, And Bruce Jenner

posted by Matthew Currie

There are lots of things astrology can tell you about a person, but there are still some things that it can’t. For example, you can’t tell if a birth chart belongs to a man or woman. You can pick out […]

Saturn Gets In Your Face, Starring Uma Thurman

posted by Matthew Currie

For those of you who’ve been reading my blog for a while, you’ll notice that I tend to focus on celebrity stories. There’s a reason for that. Ultimately, astrology is all about how it affects individual lives. I could be […]

Saturn Launches A Grenade At Brian Williams

posted by Matthew Currie

Some transgressions are worse than others, and sometimes that’s determined by the profession of the transgressor in question. If a politician cheats on his wife it’s bad, but if a preacher does it, it’s terrible. If an actor cheats on his […]

Charles Manson Is Getting Married. Why Aren’t You?

posted by Matthew Currie

Oh, Astrology. You are the gift that keeps on giving, making sense of The Crazy. Case in point: It was recently announced that well-known monster Charles Manson is getting married. The blushing bride-to-be is Afton Burton, age 26. I haven’t been […]

Uranus, Pluto, And Robert O’Neill: Killing Bin Laden And Making A Buck

posted by Matthew Currie

“I do not advertise the nature of my work, nor seek recognition for my actions.” -The Navy SEAL code One thing we astrologers often neglect to mention to the people we do readings for who are having bad transits: don’t […]

The Astrology Of Renée Zellweger’s Face

posted by Matthew Currie

Sometimes when you go a long time without seeing a person, you can be surprised by the changes they’ve undergone. People age. People gain or lose weight. People go through good and bad health. Renée Zellweger (born April 25, 1969, […]

Making Astrology Work: The Rectification Of Kim Jong Un

posted by Matthew Currie

Last time, I spoke a little about how astrology cannot only predict the future, but can also be used to select optimum timing… in other words, to help you make the future you want. That concept can be a little […]

Astrology And Order: Bieber Victims Unit

posted by Matthew Currie

Singer, enormous celebrity, and poster child for the results of poor parenting Justin Bieber is once again in legal trouble, this time for smacking his ATV into a minivan and starting a dustup with someone in his hometown of Stratford, […]

Joan Rivers, Can We Talk About Your Birth Chart? (Updated)

posted by Matthew Currie

Dear Joan: I am sorry to hear about the recent incident that happened during surgery, where you went into cardiac arrest. Your daughter says you are “resting comfortably” now, which usually means “this was bad but she’s gonna be okay.” […]

The Astrology Of Robin Williams: Behind The Mask Of Comedy

posted by Matthew Currie

Robin Williams is dead at age 63, apparently by his own hand. These are the plain facts of it. This came as a surprise, and it’s the kind of news that hit me like a punch in the gut. And […]

I’mma Let Uranus And Pluto Finish: The Astrology Of Kanye West

posted by Matthew Currie

(Full disclosure: As a human being since even before I was an astrologer, I may be prone to inherent biases in my interpretations… and I’ve always thought Kanye West was a loudmouthed jerk.) Previously, I looked at the symbolism of the Uranus-Pluto square through […]

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