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The Cancer Horoscope And Pep Talk, 2014-2015

posted by Matthew Currie

(SCENE: The Astrological Locker Room, at halftime. CANCER sits alone, slumped over with face in both hands. THE COACH enters and blows a whistle, startling CANCER out of the dejection, momentarily.) COACH: Okay, listen up! You’re doing great out there […]

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Annoying But Useful Astrology Apects, Part 1: The Quincunx
Today and tomorrow: a bit of a sidetrack from my coverage of the major aspects in astrology. Today I'd like to talk to you about the quincunx. Actually, I'd like to be able to like to talk to you about it, but I probably won't like it at all. ...

posted 1:56:24am Aug. 04, 2015 | read full post »

Your Moon Astrology Forecast For August 2015
Knowing when the Moon Void of Course is happening is probably the handiest of all the common astrological techniques. ...

posted 4:45:06pm Jul. 31, 2015 | read full post »

Unanswered Calls To Venus Retrograde In Leo
Venus is still working away and during her job even when she's retrograde. She just tends to be focused on her business more than yours. But go ahead, call her for advice anyway... good luck getting an answer ...

posted 12:44:57am Jul. 31, 2015 | read full post »

Astrology, Compatibility, Mercury, And Cowboy Monkey
It's kind of a cliche, but still true:  the key to a successful relationship is communication. And it's interesting to notice that Mercury, the planet most associated with communications in astrology, is also the most gender-neutral of the ...

posted 8:55:08pm Jul. 30, 2015 | read full post »

Astrology Compatibility: What Does Baby Luna Want?
(Scene: The baby's room in a suburban home. DAD stands over the crib where BABY LUNA is crying. DAD looks completely exhausted and defeated. MOM, looking like she's at the end of her rope as well, enters.) MOM: Any luck? DAD: (Signs ...

posted 11:33:04pm Jul. 29, 2015 | read full post »

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