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Matthew Currie is an astrologer, counselor and writer with over 20 years of experience and numerous appearances on television, radio and podcasts. He is the author of "Conquer The Universe With Astrology," (available on Amazon) and is available for private consultations at http://matthewtheastrologer.com/ or send him an e-mail. Matthew likes hearing from you.

He also predicted that yes, you WOULD end up here reading this.

Like everyone else, he is on Twitter: @matthewcurrie and on Facebook at www.facebook.com/theastrologer

Learn Astrology: Mercury, And The Mystery Of Opossum Nipples

posted by Matthew Currie

  (SCENE: The Birth Chart, which is completely empty and featureless except for the Sun and Moon, who said a small distance away from each other on deck chairs. Nothing is happening.) SUN: (Scratches himself) (There is another long pause) […]

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Astrology Of The Michael Brown Shooting In Ferguson Missouri

posted by Matthew Currie

Predicting the future with 100% accuracy all the time, to the exact day every time is impossible, whether you are an astrologer or a doctor or a market analyst. But an astrologer who is good at his or her job […]

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Learn Astrology: The Moon – Feed Me!

posted by Matthew Currie

The Sun appeared to have the place all to itself, and that suited the Sun just fine. After all, it’s pretty awesome being the Sun. At the same time though, the Sun had a strange feeling. Could it be… incompleteness? […]

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The Astrology Of Robin Williams: Behind The Mask Of Comedy

posted by Matthew Currie

Robin Williams is dead at age 63, apparently by his own hand. These are the plain facts of it. This came as a surprise, and it’s the kind of news that hit me like a punch in the gut. And […]

Learn Astrology: Run Naked With Your Sun!

posted by Matthew Currie

(This is a part of my Beginner’s Astrology course, which is just starting now. Feel free to contact me about getting in at the last minute, or in a few months when I do it again.) We are all a […]

Keep Calm During The Supermoon In Aquarius

posted by Matthew Currie

We are once again in the time of the Full Moon. Of course, you don’t have to know anything about astrology to appreciate a Full Moon. It has a reputation as being the time for both great romance and great […]

Learn Astrology, Lesson Zero: The Most Important Planet Of All

posted by Matthew Currie

(Looking for a fun and easy way to learn what Astrology can REALLY do for you? CLICK HERE for details. Class starts August 5th, but there’s bonus stuff if you join now!)   I got into an argument with a […]

Dawn Of The Weekly Horoscope Of The Apes: August 4-10, 2014

posted by Matthew Currie

(Looking for a fun and easy way to learn what Astrology can REALLY do for you? CLICK HERE for details. Class starts August 5th, but there’s bonus stuff if you join now!)   The dominant transit for the week is […]

Your Moon Astrology Forecast For August 2014

posted by Matthew Currie

(Looking for a fun and easy way to learn what Astrology can REALLY do for you? CLICK HERE for details. Class starts August 5th, but there’s bonus stuff if you join now!) (Finally — a practical astrology forecast that EVERYONE […]

Career Astrology Part Two: The 10th House

posted by Matthew Currie

(Looking for a fun and easy way to learn what Astrology can REALLY do for you? CLICK HERE for details. Class starts August 5th, but there’s bonus stuff if you join now!) Last time, I explained how the Midheaven is […]

Career Astrology Part One: The Midheaven

posted by Matthew Currie

(Looking for a fun and easy way to learn what Astrology can REALLY do for you? CLICK HERE for details. Classes starting soon!) As a counseling astrologer, I spent a lot of time working with people discussing (among other things) […]

Weekly Horoscope, July 28-August 3, 2014 (Plus Space Explosions!)

posted by Matthew Currie

(Looking for a fun and easy way to learn what Astrology can REALLY do for you? CLICK HERE for details. Classes starting soon!) Sure, you’ll be feeling nice and energetic for a while after Sunday’s New Moon in Leo. With luck and […]

Learn Astrology, Save Money, Change Your Life!

posted by Matthew Currie

Have you ever wanted to learn more about how astrology really works, but got bogged down in all those books and words? Would you like to learn astrology under the guidance of someone who actually does it for a living… […]

Kim Jong-un Ruins Capricorn For Everyone

posted by Matthew Currie

No matter how you slice the demographic pie, there’s always that one guy who makes everyone else in his group look bad. Over the years I have known many kind and caring and decent Capricorns. On a bad day, they have […]

I Watched Them Kill Eric Garner

posted by Matthew Currie

First of all, to my regular readers: there will be precious little astrology in this blog entry. We will return to our regularly scheduled programming next time. To everyone else: welcome. My name is Matthew. I am a writer and […]

Weekly Horoscope For Those Still Earthbound, July 21-27, 2014

posted by Matthew Currie

Bad news, everyone: it appears we may all be stuck with this place a little longer than we had hoped. Scientists have announced the first habitable exoplanet discovered, Gliese 581, may not be a planet at all, but simply a […]

The Astrology Of A Customer Service Call

posted by Matthew Currie

Today: a special blog entry that everyone can enjoy, whether they’re into astrology or not. If you are a fan of astrology, read on. If not, skip ahead to the part after the video. Either way, everyone wins! *** Astrology […]

Fun And Fabulous Prizes With Jupiter In Leo!

posted by Matthew Currie

Astrologers tend to get terribly excited when Jupiter changes Sign, particularly when it’s entering one with a reputation for being “fun” like Leo does. When that happens, it’s time for the astrologers to break out all the keywords like “expansive” and […]

Let’s All Enjoy Robin Thicke’s Pluto Square!

posted by Matthew Currie

(WARNING: Your Humble Astrologer is still in the final throes of transiting Mars square his natal Mars, and is thus still a bit prone to crankiness. You’ve been warned.) When transiting Pluto is square where it was in your birth […]

Weekly Horoscope, July 14-20, 2014: Now With MORE Free Will!

posted by Matthew Currie

We are coming off of a particularly raucous Full Moon. There’s all sorts of cosmic pushing and pulling and jockeying for position going on in the coming two weeks: Jupiter enters Leo, Mars leaves Libra for Scorpio, and the Saturn […]

Full Moon In Capricorn 2014: Every Ending Is A Beginning

posted by Matthew Currie

This is a general forecast for everyone, but oh my dear Aries and Cancers and Libras and Capricorns, and those of you with major placements in those Signs: it is most especially for you. *** We are now in the […]

Ask An Astrologer: My Ridiculous Love Life

posted by Matthew Currie

W.E. writes, asking about scheduling a reading: Let’s be honest: my ridiculous love life and concomitant questions about What Am I Doing With Myself? are not an emergency situation (I’m not being sarcastic; I really mean that!) Wait. Stop right […]

That One Guy Who Ruined Your Sun Sign For Everyone

posted by Matthew Currie

(Full Disclosure: As of this writing, your humble Astrologer is experiencing transiting Mars square his natal Moon and Mars, and the transiting Moon is currently conjunct Saturn. Those of you who like their astrology uplifting and enlightening, please turn away now. But for […]

Weekly Horoscope, July 7-13, 2014: Nobody Moves And Nobody Gets Hurt

posted by Matthew Currie

Science has recently confirmed something that most of you probably knew, on one level or another, all along: people don’t like to sit around and think about things. Researchers at Virginia and Harvard Universities gave test subjects a choice: sit quietly […]

Astrology Takes The Weekend Off

posted by Matthew Currie

Happy Independence Day to all of my American friends, and Happy Excuse To Listen To “Living In America” By James Brown Day to everyone else! I myself am celebrating July 4th the way most recent immigrants to the United States […]

Attack Of The Saturn-Uranus Quincunx!

posted by Matthew Currie

One of the classic Hollywood formulas is known as “The Odd Couple.” Even if you aren’t familiar with the term, or haven’t seen the original stage play or movie or TV series the concept is named after, I’m certain you’ve […]

Your Moon Astrology Forecast For July 2014

posted by Matthew Currie

(Finally — a practical astrology forecast that EVERYONE can use, regardless of their Sign! Make sure you bookmark this page and come back — it could be the most useful thing I’ve written all month!) Hey… why is this July […]

The Weekly Horoscope That Solves ALL Your Problems! June 30-July 6, 2014

posted by Matthew Currie

Good news, everyone! It seems your problems aren’t as bad as you thought. Actually your problems don’t even exist… and neither do you!  *** No, I’m not going all Buddhist or Philosophy Major on LSD here. Long story short: physicists […]

Dear io9.com: Astrology Skeptics Get It Wrong, Again

posted by Matthew Currie

An Open Letter To George Dvorsky, io9.com: Hi George. First of all, I wanted to thank you for your highly enjoyable work for io9.com writing your bit called “The Daily Explainer.” I’m a fan of your work, and you explain […]

Standing In Borrowed Light: Why I Love Astrology

posted by Matthew Currie

Why do I love astrology? There’s more than one reason for that, but two in particular come to mind. First of all: it works. Yes, I know how crazy that sounds to a lot of people. Speaking as someone who […]

Little Miss New Age Makes Her New Moon In Cancer Affirmations

posted by Matthew Currie

It was Thursday evening, and Little Miss New Age lit the candles that she set aside for her New Moon affirmations to coincide with the New Moon at 5 degrees Cancer that was coming up early Friday morning. “I love […]

Mercury Retrograde: A Smaller Slice Of Pi

posted by Matthew Currie

(Mercury Retrograde is in effect until July 1st… CLICK HERE to learn more about dealing with it) Mercury continues its backwards march through Gemini, bringing with it cluttered thinking and a tendency to grasp at the wrong solution to difficult […]

The Cancer Horoscope And Pep Talk, 2014-2015

posted by Matthew Currie

(SCENE: The Astrological Locker Room, at halftime. CANCER sits alone, slumped over with face in both hands. THE COACH enters and blows a whistle, startling CANCER out of the dejection, momentarily.) COACH: Okay, listen up! You’re doing great out there […]

Your Weekly Horoscope, June 23-29, 2014 (Plus Otters!)

posted by Matthew Currie

There is more than the usual dose of the crazy, unhinged, weird and explosive going on this week, thanks in large part to an opposition between Mars in Libra and Uranus in Aries. So before we get into that, let’s […]

Write Your Own Sun Sign Forecast, I Dare You!

posted by Matthew Currie

(Please note: Matthew’s air conditioning has broken down in the middle of our current heat wave, and is in no shape to provide the serious dissertation on the philosophical and metaphysical underpinnings of Traditional Hellenistic Astrology as originally planned. In […]

Your Birth Chart Isn’t As Bad As You Were Told

posted by Matthew Currie

One of the most important ideas in traditional astrology is also one of those things that sometimes puts people off from learning more about it: the concept of planetary rulerships, dignities, and debilities. What’s really interesting and useful about knowing what […]

Ask An Astrologer: How Can I Use You?

posted by Matthew Currie

(This is a part of the “Ask An Astrologer” series) KG writes: “How can I use you?” This is an excellent question, KG, and since I know you have Moon in Aries on the Ascendant, I’ll give you the short […]

Tyrion Lannister’s Game Of Squares

posted by Matthew Currie

To: Maester Mikayel Lutin, Chief Astrologer and Keeper Of The Electrum Link, Casterly Rock From: Tyrion Lannister, Acting Hand Of The King (former), Master Of Coin (former), Still Breathing (eventually to be former) Dear Maester Lutin: I am writing to […]

Full Moon In Sagittarius 2014: Jump NOW!

posted by Matthew Currie

I often find myself saying things like “the New Moon is a time to start something new” or “the Full Moon is a time when temporary tensions can make things break down,” or something like that. I tend to say […]

Mercury Retrograde: Arguing With Mockingbirds

posted by Matthew Currie

(Are you prepared for the craziness of this week’s Full Moon? Click HERE for the forecast!) Mercury retrograde periods are notorious for mis-communications of all kinds. As an astrologer, I constantly finding myself doing two conflicting things about Mercury retrograde: […]

Your Full Moon In Sagittarius Forecast: Dropkick Me Jesus

posted by Matthew Currie

A Full Moon may not be the astrological transit that brings the big changes you need (or those you didn’t ask for), but the natural extra dose of tension that a Full Moon can deliver is sometimes just the thing […]

Neptune Shrugged: The Astrology of Bowe Bergdahl

posted by Matthew Currie

(More about Neptune… “Neptune: The Ultimate Nullifier”… is HERE) Many of you out there will have already formed a very strong opinion about the Bowe Bergdahl situation, and about the man himself. To many, he’s a traitor. To others, he’s […]

Neptune: The Ultimate Nullifier

posted by Matthew Currie

(For more on Neptune, check out “Neptune In Pisces And Penguins In Sweaters” and “Neptune in Pisces, Elan Gale, And The Diane Who Wasn’t There.”) When you do astrological readings for a living like I do, you soon learn how […]

Twelve Signs Of Love: Your Free E-Book!

posted by Matthew Currie

A great deal of what I do as an astrologer involves helping people sort out their love lives. What has gone wrong? Why did everything stop going right? Why don’t I have a love life? Why can’t I decide between […]

Blame Mercury Retrograde NOW And Avoid The Rush!

posted by Matthew Currie

Mercury Retrograde is once more approaching, and astrology fans everywhere are warming up their excuses for all things Mercury related — phone calls, e-mails, commerce, short trips, signing contracts, elevators, parsley, farmer’s markets, wi-fi connections — to go wonky. But […]

Your Moon Astrology Forecast For June 2014

posted by Matthew Currie

Finally — a practical astrology forecast that EVERYONE can use, regardless of their Sign! Make sure you bookmark this page and come back — it could be the most useful thing I’ve written all month. Below is a listing for […]

Your New Moon In Gemini Forecast: Use The Force, Luke

posted by Matthew Currie

Wednesday’s New Moon in Gemini is, like all New Moons, the beginning of a new cycle. And like all New Moons, it’s yours to take advantage of or not. This one is a little special for two reasons: it features […]

The Astrology of Elliot Rodger, And Birth Charts Without Souls

posted by Matthew Currie

A warning: today’s subject matter is not particularly pleasant. If you’re easily upset by the terrible things that human sometimes do, please feel free to drop by tomorrow. Tomorrow will be a happier day here. *** A menu can tell […]

Saturn: The Darth Vader Pez Dispenser Of Karma

posted by Matthew Currie

LJ writes: “I have always wanted to be married, but things have never worked out for me with my love life. I have Saturn in the Seventh House, and I read that this means it’s unlikely to ever happen for […]

Michael Jace: Mars Pulls The Trigger

posted by Matthew Currie

Sometimes I come across a case that is an absolute classic of old-school astrology. Modern astrologers, myself included, love to speak of the birth chart as a collection of potentials. They are the essential toolkit that your free will was […]

Attack Of The Petty Annoyances From Mars!

posted by Matthew Currie

“Everything happens for a reason.” -That clerk from the New Age bookstore “Shut up and give me a refund on this crystal ball. My future stinks!” -Me After a lengthy retrograde period, Mars is finally turning direct and moving forward […]

Born 1962-67 or 1991-96? Bellow Your Stupid Childish Tune!

posted by Matthew Currie

Ludwig van Beethoven was already well on his way to being deaf as a post in 1817 when he received the commission to start the work, and for whatever reason, he didn’t even roll up his sleeves and get busy […]

The Gemini Manual, Chapter 23: A Troubleshooting Guide

posted by Matthew Currie

Congratulations on your choice of a Gemini! This unit comes with a spectacular amount of data processing ability, and with regular maintenance will function smoothly for a long time. Of course, any complex system can produce complex and unpredictable results, […]

Conchita Wurst Sings You Through The Uranus-Pluto Square

posted by Matthew Currie

(The Scorpio Full Moon is now in effect… CLICK HERE to see what you can make of it!)  (This is a part of the “Ask An Astrologer” series.) JT writes: “When is it gonna end? We’re all getting tormented by […]

Sherri Shepherd, Beyoncé, Jay-Z: Marriage Charts That Make You Go Hmmmm…

posted by Matthew Currie

(Why is Wednesday’s Full Moon so important to YOU? CLICK HERE to find out!) Today: not one, but two stories involving wedding charts (the “birth chart” of a marriage) and celebrity relationships hitting troubled times: Sherri Shepherd of “The View” […]

An Astrologer’s Open Letter To Michael Sam

posted by Matthew Currie

(Why is Wednesday’s Full Moon so important to you? CLICK HERE to find out!) Dear Michael Sam: Congratulations on having been recently drafted by the St. Louis Rams! Of course, you’ve gotten plenty of attention for this, which is kind […]

Your May Full Moon Astrology Forecast: Peril And Promise

posted by Matthew Currie

Despite the fact that a Full Moon has an reputation that goes far beyond that of the astrological crowd, I tend to not write a lot of Full Moon forecasts. Sure, the New Moon is excellent for setting goals and […]

Mercury In Gemini: His Eye Is On The Sparrow

posted by Matthew Currie

“Are not two sparrows sold for a farthing? And one of them shall not fall on the ground without your Father. But the very hairs of your head are all numbered. Fear ye not therefore, ye are of more value […]

Monica Lewinsky: Redeemed By The Cardinal Grand Cross

posted by Matthew Currie

There has been a lot of fear and anxiety around the Cardinal Grand Cross, and that’s understandable. The Uranus-Pluto Square is already the biggest astrological meat-grinder of our time, and adding the amplifying force of Jupiter in Cancer and Mars […]

Ask An Astrologer: How Can I Learn Astrology?

posted by Matthew Currie

(This is a part of the “Ask An Astrologer” series.) VM writes: I have been obsessively reading about astrology on the internet recently, and feel that I would enjoy a broader understanding of the many factors at play. Do you […]

The Astrology Of Godzilla (No, Really)

posted by Matthew Currie

“History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of men.” -Blue Oyster Cult Some of you reading this will be Godzilla fans, and I have your attention. For those of you unfamiliar with the character, or who […]

The Astrology Of Your Saturn Cycle

posted by Matthew Currie

(Click HERE for “The Astrology Of Your Jupiter Cycle”)   Once a person gets past the very basics of astrology, he or she discovers transits — how the movements of the planets in the sky right now interact with where […]

The Astrology Of Your Jupiter Cycle

posted by Matthew Currie

Your birth chart is like the hand you were dealt in a game of poker: it shows your potential strengths and weaknesses, but it’s up to you how you play that hand. Transits represent the things that the Universe is […]

Your Moon Astrology Forecast For May 2014

posted by Matthew Currie

Finally — a practical astrology forecast that EVERYONE can use, regardless of their Sign! Make sure you bookmark this page and come back — it could be the most useful thing I’ve written all month. Below is a listing for […]

Transits Don’t Discriminate: The Astrology Of Donald Sterling

posted by Matthew Currie

Donald Sterling is a bad person. There are a lot of people who will excuse racism by saying something like “well, everyone’s a little racist.” Personally, I don’t think so. But even if everyone is a little bit racist, using […]

Care And Feeding Of The Solar Eclipse In Taurus

posted by Matthew Currie

First of all: if there’s any residual panic left in you from the transits we’ve had this month, set it aside. It’s pretty obvious you survived that last eclipse, and so it seems likely that your world won’t explode with […]

A Gentle Reminder From Saturn

posted by Matthew Currie

To: Matthew Currie, Astrologer cc: The People Of Planet Earth From: Saturn I am writing to correct you on a matter that you have neglected in your writings for some time. Namely: me. This is the sort of situation that […]

The Cardinal Grand Cross Part 4: Mars — Transits With Teeth

posted by Matthew Currie

The only thing that End Of The World predictions have all had in common is that none of them came true. Okay, in all fairness, we don’t know if the dinosaurs had a Nostradamus of their own or not, but […]

Taurus Season: Go Ahead, Tease That Bull, I Dare You

posted by Matthew Currie

The Sun has now entered Taurus, which means it’s that time of years when astrologers bust out all their old synonyms for “pleasure-loving” and “stubborn.” The truth though is that we all need a little stability in this nutty world […]

Your Guide To The Cardinal Grand Cross, Part Three: Jupiter

posted by Matthew Currie

(An introduction to the big celestial event of April, and why so many folks are stressed about it, is HERE. Part one, all about Pluto’s role in the Cardinal Grand Cross, is HERE. Part Two, about Uranus, is HERE.) It’s […]

Ask An Astrologer: Venus Square Saturn

posted by Matthew Currie

MW writes: “I’ve been reading a lot about the Venus-Saturn square aspect in my birth chart. It sounds like my love life is doomed, and that I will always fail in relationships or attract ‘bad love’ to myself. Can you […]

Three Reasons To Not Worry About April’s Eclipses (Plus Baby Goats!)

posted by Matthew Currie

(More on eclipses in general here, in my April editorial, Blood Moons And Dragons Eating The Sun) One of April’s two eclipses is happening early Tuesday morning, Eastern time. In a month that is already packed with thrills and chills, having […]

Cardinal Grand Cross Celebrity Astrology Roundup!

posted by Matthew Currie

(Check out my April Editorial Blood Moons, Dragons Eating The Sun: Astrology And Eclipses, HERE!) And now, just because celebrities are people too (with the possible exception of that Ukrainian model who got all that plastic surgery to look like Barbie), […]

Your Cardinal Grand Cross Horoscope For December 18th, 1933

posted by Matthew Currie

There is a natural tendency for us to forget that history in general, and our lives in particular, are really more of a continuum than a series of connected dots. When a person looks back on (for example) their romantic […]

Ask An Astrologer: Taking Transits Personally

posted by Matthew Currie

This week: not one, but two questions from the “Ask An Astrologer” mailbag, both about the Cardinal Grand Cross. For more on the Cardinal Grand Cross, click HERE. *** JE writes: I just read your guide and I was wondering why […]

Your Guide To The Cardinal Grand Cross, Part Two: Uranus

posted by Matthew Currie

(An introduction to the big celestial event of April, and why so many folks are stressed about it, is HERE. Part one, all about Pluto’s role in the Cardinal Grand Cross, is HERE.) As is the case with Pluto, Uranus is […]

Your Guide To The Cardinal Grand Cross, Part One: Pluto

posted by Matthew Currie

(An introduction to the big celestial event of April, and why so many folks are stressed about it, is HERE.) Part of the problem with trying to come up with a simple interpretation for the effects of the Cardinal Grand […]

Your Moon Astrology Forecast For April 2014

posted by Matthew Currie

(Finally — a practical astrology forecast that EVERYONE can use, regardless of their Sign! Make sure you bookmark this page and come back — it could be the most useful thing I’ve written all month!) Below is a listing for […]

Your Sign Is Wrong: New Astrology For A New Age

posted by Matthew Currie

For centuries, astronomers have had the true story of how the universe works staring them in the face without really understanding it, and so have astrologers. Science has determined that 90% of the matter in the universe is actually what […]

The Astrology Of Gwyneth Paltrow And Chris Martin: What Worked?

posted by Matthew Currie

(This is a part of the Astrology Of Love And Compatibility series. Part One, “The Cardinal Grand Cross Uncouples Gwyneth And Chris,” is HERE.) We’ve all seen it before: a friend of yours meet someone new, and you check in […]

The Non-Panicked Guide To The Cardinal Grand Cross (Introduction)

posted by Matthew Currie

Many of you who are fans of either this blog or astrology in general will by now be familiar with the Cardinal Grand Cross. It is a particularly nasty-looking planetary pileup, in which Mars, Jupiter, Uranus, and Pluto will all […]

The Cardinal Grand Cross Uncouples Gwyneth And Chris

posted by Matthew Currie

“I asked my dad once, ‘How did you and mom stay married for 33 years?’ And he said, ‘Well, we never wanted to get divorced at the same time’. And I think that’s what happens. … When two people throw […]

Is Astrology A Science?

posted by Matthew Currie

First of all, if you haven’t read it yet, here is my March Editorial — Why Panic Over Astrology? — in which I discuss the recent American National Science Foundation poll that shows Americans appear to be getting smarter about […]

Astrology Doesn’t Judge, God Hates Nobody, And Fred Phelps Is Dead

posted by Matthew Currie

“As also in all his epistles, speaking in them of these things; in which are some things hard to be understood, which they that are unlearned and unstable twist, as they do also the other scriptures, unto their own destruction.” […]

Ask An Astrologer: Moon Mood Madness?

posted by Matthew Currie

RM writes: “I have noticed that my whole body and mood changes during the full moon. I am a Cancer.  On that very day I feel very bad and drowsy. I do not like to talk to anyone. I feel […]

The Full Moon: March Madness, The Cardinal Cross, And The Shape Of Things To Come

posted by Matthew Currie

You don’t have to be an astrologer to be aware of the reputation that a Full Moon has for affecting people’s moods. Astrologically, a Full Moon doesn’t have too much of an effect beyond the actual day it happens, but […]

Neptune In Pisces And Penguins In Sweaters

posted by Matthew Currie

Among the many pressing questions that have been raised in The Internet Age… Is the government spying on me? Is my consumption of High Fructose Corn Syrup killing me? Is there GMO wheat in this sandwich, and will that make […]

Electional Astrology, Part Two: Bad Idea, Good Timing – Tommy Wiseau’s “The Room”

posted by Matthew Currie

“I think The Room is something magnetic, a certain magnetism in The Room that is related to human behavior, and that’s why people relate to it” -Tommy Wiseau (In Part One, which you can read HERE, I demonstrated how a […]

Electional Astrology, Part One: Good Idea, Bad Timing – Bitcoin

posted by Matthew Currie

(WARNING: Since the following subject requires a lot of technical explanations, both financially and astrologically, it’s going to be fairly long-winded. I’ll throw in as many jokes as I can to lighten the burden.) You have a beginning, and thus […]

Saturn Retrograde In Scorpio: The Curse Of Ghost Chicken II – The Re-Cluckening

posted by Matthew Currie

Saturn has turned retrograde, stopping at 23 degrees Scorpio and traveling all the way in reverse to 16 degrees Scorpio before moving forward again in July. Some claim retrograde planets are weaker in their overall effects, and others claim they […]

Your Moon Astrology Forecast For March 2014

posted by Matthew Currie

(Finally — a practical astrology forecast that EVERYONE can use, regardless of their Sign! Make sure you bookmark this page and come back — it could be the most useful thing I’ve written all month!) Below is a listing for […]

Chiron: Unappetizing But Highly Nourishing

posted by Matthew Currie

(This is part one of a two-part look at the role of Chiron in the birth chart. If you don’t like that, well… Chiron doesn’t rule “good times,” but it’s certainly necessary.) I was sitting around last night contemplating my […]

Ask An Astrologer: Am I That Bad?

posted by Matthew Currie

TG writes: “I had an astrological report done when I was 18 – I’m now 41. Parts of that report have stuck with me all my life and I feel like they are holding me back. What I don’t know […]

The Astrology Of Ragnarok: Let’s All Panic About The Cardinal Grand Cross!

posted by Matthew Currie

The big astrological event of the season will be the Cardinal Grand Cross in April. This sort of thing causes plenty of excitement with astrologers, because a Grand Cross combines all the frustrations and tensions of a Square with another […]

Why Am I An Astrologer?

posted by Matthew Currie

I’ve done a lot of different jobs in my time: writer, group home worker, insurance adjuster, Internet system operator, letting people yell at me about their phone service, personal assistant… but of all the titles I’ve had, “astrologer” has stuck […]

Full Moon On Valentine’s: Happy Valoween!

posted by Matthew Currie

Since Valentine’s Day this year is also a Full Moon… and not an especially romantic one either, fraught with all the emotional perils of a Full Moon loaded with Mercury Retrograde (your big chance to say the wrong thing or […]

Mercury, Neptune, And A Good Day To Kill A Baby Giraffe

posted by Matthew Currie

“Bureaucrat Conrad, you are technically correct — the best kind of correct!” -Futurama Organizations, like people, have birth charts. Those birth charts can have good transits and bad transits, good days and bad days, just like any individual. A birth […]

Astrology, Bad Boys, And The Twelfth House (Part Two)

posted by Matthew Currie

(This is a part of the “Astrology Of Love And Compatibility” series. Part One is HERE)   (WARNING: Just as many of you have in the past at some point defended your choice in Loved Ones against well-meaning friends who […]

Astrology, Bad Boys, And The Twelfth House (Part One)

posted by Matthew Currie

(This is part of the “Astrology Of Love And Compatibility” series.) Once again, science has backed up something that many of us knew all along: Overall, “bad boys” get the girl (or get more girls) more often than “good boys.” […]

The Astrology Of Philip Seymour Hoffman’s Life And Death

posted by Matthew Currie

Philip Seymour Hoffman died Sunday of an apparent drug overdose. He was 46 years old. For many, he was one of those actors who always made an impression, yet somehow melted into his character, yet always remained somehow distinctly himself… […]

Your Moon Astrology Forecast For February 2014

posted by Matthew Currie

(Finally — a practical astrology forecast that EVERYONE can use, regardless of their Sign! Make sure you bookmark this page and come back — it could be the most useful thing I’ve written all month!) Below is a listing for […]

That’s No New Moon In Aquarius… It’s A Space Station!

posted by Matthew Currie

(Apologies to everyone out there who isn’t a Star Wars fan. You may need to find one and ask him or her to explain this forecast to you.) This Thursday sees a New Moon in Aquarius. New Moons are subtle […]

An Open Letter From Venus About That Mess Of A Love Life Of Yours

posted by Matthew Currie

My Lovelies: I thought I’d drop you a friendly line about my numerous concerns for your well-being — not that I am overwhelmed with worries, sweeties, because worrying too much is The Moon’s job.  As you know, I’m retrograde right […]

Ask An Astrologer: Winning The Lottery

posted by Matthew Currie

  CR asks: Can you pick a time and date for me so I win at the lottery? Answer: Yes, and the answer is “nope.” A better question might be “can you tell me a time when I’m more likely […]

Full Moon On Valentine’s Day: Your Emergency Preparedness Guide

posted by Matthew Currie

There will be a Full Moon this Valentine’s Day. In order to prepare you properly I am writing this angry, disappointed rant now so that you may practice your own dismay well in advance. Don’t get me wrong: I love […]

Justin Bieber And Neptune: The Astrology Of Sizzurp

posted by Matthew Currie

 (DISCLAIMER: I am just as suspicious as you are of anyone my age who has given more than two minutes worth of thought to Justin Bieber — but hear me out.) Normally I’m an optimist. I’ve seen enough bad times […]

Ask An Astrologer: Incompatible Signs?

posted by Matthew Currie

(This is a part of both the “Astrology Of Love And Compatibility” series and the “Ask An Astrologer” series)   LT asks: “I’m a Gemini which would be a odd combination with a Scorpio seeing as we are both so different. […]

Full Moon In Cancer: An Address From The King Of The Werewolves

posted by Matthew Currie

Dear Fellow Shape-shifters, Cowering Peasants, and Assorted Victims: It is my pleasure as always to address you annually upon the occasion of The Full Moon in Cancer. Today and tomorrow we celebrate The Great Festival Of Mood Swings, the annual […]

The Void Of Course Moon: Making Use Of The Useless

posted by Matthew Currie

(DISCLAIMER: Although I intend to teach a lesson in this blog entry about the most efficient use of a Void of Course Moon, there is no guarantee you will find it useful. This blog entry was written and posted while […]

Love Around The Zodiac!

posted by Matthew Currie

First of all: thanks to everyone out there who has helped make this blog a huge success, joining in as Oh My Stars has gone from “who the heck is this guy?” to Beliefnet Featured Column in just three months. […]

Ask An Astrologer: Can You Change The Future?

posted by Matthew Currie

WV asks: “So when you see things to worry about in my future, can I change it?”   Answer: Yes… but you’ll have to make an effort.   Even if you aren’t a huge science fiction geek like I am, […]

The Astrology Of Navigating Your Moods By Moonlight

posted by Matthew Currie

When I first started writing this blog, one of my main intents was to show people how astrology could be a lot more useful than just a way to describe your personality — I wanted to show you how you […]

Cultivating Spiritual Silence During The Grand Cross: No, YOU Shut Up!

posted by Matthew Currie

Regardless of the circumstances in your personal life right now, you have likely noticed a subtle but very real increase in tensions either within yourself, with others around you, or with your world in general. Astrologically speaking, this is due […]

Shia Labeouf: A Shanda For Gemini (Or Maybe Not)

posted by Matthew Currie

“It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one.” -Matthew Currie (or maybe George Washington) In Jewish culture, there is a concept called a shanda (pronounced “shonda”). All people have a concept of “shame” of course, but a […]

The Capricorn Birthday Present? Be Nice To Them!

posted by Matthew Currie

Is there ever a good time to be a Capricorn? Sure, it’s great to BE one: all solid and stable and hardworking like a solidly-engineered German car. But really, is it ever fun? Is the burden ever lightened for our […]

Can These Pictures Of Adorable Baby Animals Help You Lose Weight Fast?

posted by Matthew Currie

Would you like to lose weight as if by magic? Wouldn’t it be great to control your diabetes by adding more cupcakes to your diet? Would you love to save hundreds on car insurance with one quick phone call?  Yeah. […]

Astrology: A New Moon In Capricorn Helps You Keep Your New Year’s Resolutions

posted by Matthew Currie

I’ve been going over the major astrological events of 2014, and boy… what a powerhouse of potential and peril. And furthermore, the first warning shot is fired on New Year’s Day. January 1st features a New Moon in Capricorn. New […]

Astrologers Doing Business In A Manger

posted by Matthew Currie

(Sometimes you’ll see astrological services advertised with the legally-mandatory disclaimer of “For Entertainment Purposes Only. This is one of those rare times when I heartily embrace that statement. Merry Christmas! Also, CLICK HERE to check out my article on The […]

Ask An Astrologer: Can Astrology Spot Mental Illness?

posted by Matthew Currie

BD writes: “How can your mental health be affected by your birth sign?  Can mental health problems be a life long problem for some as a result of their sign?” The short answer is: “Well, kind of.” At first, that […]

Duck Dynasty Astrology: Phil Robertson’s Jupiter Square

posted by Matthew Currie

There are a lot of people writing about the current controversy involving Phil Robertson’s suspension from his A&E reality series, Duck Dynasty, who are starting out with some variation of “I haven’t watched the show, but…” In order to be […]

Uranus, Pluto, And The Re-Paving Of Kim Kardashian

posted by Matthew Currie

As I have written here before, the long and grinding Uranus-Pluto square is having a distinct effect on the world and on the unique pressures being brought to bear on its people. When it comes to larger societal effects, I’ve […]

Astrology Of Love And Compatibility: Mercury (Please Don’t Mention Spiders)

posted by Matthew Currie

Forget about Sun Signs. In astrology, the Sun represents the Ego, and although it is impossible to be in a relationship without each of you bringing one of those to the table, an Ego is by definition always at least […]

Dear Skeptic, Part Three: The Matthew Currie Astrological Foundation Ten Dollar Challenge!

posted by Matthew Currie

(Part One is HERE, Part Two is HERE. Please read both carefully before you settle on what name you’d like to call me, because that’s what a scientist would do.) I’ve had a lot of responses to my two-part series, […]

Ask An Astrologer: Are We Compatible?

posted by Matthew Currie

(This is a part of the “Astrology Of Love And Compatibility” series) LR asks: (after a reading about her relationship) So, how compatible are X and I? *** Astrology can be fantastically useful when it comes to describing how a […]

Uranus Direct: Predicting The Unpredictable, Bearing The Unbearable (Plus Celebrity Updates!)

posted by Matthew Currie

Uranus stops its retrograde motion and goes forward next week, grinding to a halt and going the right way on the 17th.  Any astrologer can tell you that Uranus rules eccentricity and sudden, unexpected events. If David Bowie was an […]

Dear Skeptic, Part Two: Please Curb Your Dogma

posted by Matthew Currie

(Part One is HERE) Last time, I voiced some objections to the James Randi Educational Foundation’s booklet “Astrology: Superstition Or Science?” For those of you who have an appetite for extensive detail, here are my notes on it. If you […]

Dear Skeptic: An Open Letter To The James Randi Educational Foundation

posted by Matthew Currie

Dear JREF: I really love some of the work that professional skeptics like you do. Your take-down of phony faith healer Peter Popoff was an absolute classic. There’s no question that there is good money to be made in fleecing […]

Ask An Astrologer: Empty (But Not Abandoned) Houses

posted by Matthew Currie

(Every once in a while I’ll be using my space here to answer questions from readers about astrology. If you have any questions you’d like to ask, read on and I’ll have contact information for you.)   The birth chart […]

Mars, Mandela And Gandhi: Use Your Weapons Wisely

posted by Matthew Currie

Mars is the place in your birth chart that gives you your drive and aggression — but as I noted last time in my article on Nelson Mandela, a highly-charged Mars doesn’t necessarily manifest itself in destructive ways. It is […]

Nelson Mandela And The Lessons Of Mars

posted by Matthew Currie

Nelson Mandela (born July 18, 1918, time unknown but probably in the afternoon, Umtata, South Africa) has died at the age of 95. He, like millions of others, lived with a system that treated the majority of its people with […]

The Astrology Of Neptune In Pisces, Elan Gale, And The Diane Who Wasn’t There

posted by Matthew Currie

Although the long and ongoing Uranus-Pluto square gets the most press among astrologers — nothing gets your attention like a good revolution or two — it’s easy to overlook Neptune’s long trip through the Sign it rules: Pisces.  Any planet […]

Paul Walker And The Astrology Of Death

posted by Matthew Currie

An important part of any astrologer’s job is to forecast the future. The psychological element of astrology may be important, but one of the advantages astrology has over mainstream psychology is that it can also predict future events. You may […]

Your Moon Astrology Forecast For December 2013

posted by Matthew Currie

Finally — a practical astrology forecast that EVERYONE can use, regardless of their Sign! Make sure you bookmark this page and come back — it could be the most useful thing I’ve written all month. Below is a listing for […]

Thirteen Things To Be Grateful For On Thanksgiving

posted by Matthew Currie

Thanksgiving is traditionally a time when incompatible and argumentative gatherings of potentially hostile strangers… better known as “families”… gather to eat an enormous meal and demonstrate their gratitude for the things they have. The Zodiac is a bit like that […]

The Astrology Of Mars: Chris Brown’s Greatest (?) Hits

posted by Matthew Currie

We all want more and better for ourselves, whoever we might be and whatever we might have, and we’re often willing to go to great lengths to make that happen. However, singer/actor Chris Brown is providing a painful object lesson […]

Mars In Libra: I’m Not Your Baggage Handler

posted by Matthew Currie

(This article was initially written to address both those who were born with Mars in Libra and the conditions people in general will be experiencing when Mars will take a ridiculously long cruise through that Sign, between December 7th of […]

The Sagittarius Birthday Party Checklist

posted by Matthew Currie

Welcome to Sagittarius Season! Your Centaur buddies will be having their birthday shortly, and you should be prepared. Here is a handy checklist as to how to keep your Sagittarius friend amused and entertained on their Big Day. BUDGET: Inexpensive. […]

Doctor Who: The Astrology Of A TV Show

posted by Matthew Currie

“I’m a Sagittarius — probably.” -The Doctor A birth is always an exciting thing, even though it’s rare that anyone present knows if the baby arriving will be a saint or a sinner, or a captain of industry or an […]

The Astrology Of Mars: George Zimmerman Has A Temper

posted by Matthew Currie

(DISCLAIMER: Many people have vilified George Zimmerman as an example of someone who lets racial bias dictate his actions. Others defend him as a protector of his community. I can read a birth chart, but I can’t read minds, so […]

Neptune and Chiron Go Direct: The Chimes At Midnight

posted by Matthew Currie

SHALLOW: Ha, cousin Silence, that thou hadst seen that that this knight and I have seen! Ha, Sir John, said I well? FALSTAFF: We have heard the chimes at midnight, Master Shallow. SHALLOW: That we have, that we have, that […]

Your Apocalyptic Comet ISON End Of The World Astrology Forecast

posted by Matthew Currie

Comet ISON vaulted dramatically into the headlines yesterday as it suddenly brightened by a full order of magnitude. By “vaulted dramatically into the headlines,” I mean a small percentage of science geeks noticed, and several paranoids uploaded new YouTube videos […]

Alec Baldwin, Please Call Your Astrologer

posted by Matthew Currie

Even without a properly documented time of birth, an astrologer can spot times of trouble coming. A recent example of this is Alec Baldwin, who is having more than his fair share of Jupiter and Uranus issues of late. For […]

Astrology Of Love And Compatibility: Pisces

posted by Matthew Currie

(This is a part of the “Astrology Of Love And Compatibility” series) AKA: The Fish, the Sign that’s completely surrounded by water yet can’t figure out why it’s always damp. Ruling Planet: Neptune, king of 70% of the Earth’s surface […]

Astrology Of Love And Compatibility: Aquarius

posted by Matthew Currie

(This is a part of the “Astrology Of Love And Compatibility” series) AKA: The Water Bearer — the guy who brought his own jug because bottled water these days is just too expensive. Ruling Planet: Uranus. Go ahead, pronounce it […]

Astrology Of Love And Compatibility: Capricorn

posted by Matthew Currie

(This is a part of the “Astrology Of Love And Compatibility” series) AKA:  The Goat, an animal which will eat nearly anything, especially if it’s on sale. Ruling Planet: Saturn, the chilly and distant planet with a strict managerial grasp […]

Astrology Of Love And Compatibility: Sagittarius

posted by Matthew Currie

(This is a part of the “Astrology Of Love And Compatibility” series) AKA: The Centaur, The Archer, The Hind End Of The Horse Ruling Planet: Jupiter, the biggest gasbag going around the Sun. Identifying Features: Optimistic, philosophical, and so much more. Just ask […]

Moon Astrology: The Other Half Of The Sky

posted by Matthew Currie

If all there was to astrology was “Sun Sign” stuff, you’d have to be a bit bonkers to be an astrologer. I mean, let’s be honest here: it’s not like every Gemini on Earth is going to have the exact […]

November Solar Eclipse Astrology Forecast: Attack Of The Atomic Weed Whacker

posted by Matthew Currie

  A New Moon marks the beginning of a new cycle, and November’s NewMoon is also a Solar Eclipse. A Solar Eclipse is like one of those Season Premieres on TV where we all come back from waiting over the […]

Your Moon Astrology Forecast For November 2013

posted by Matthew Currie

(Full details on how the November Solar Eclipse affects you HERE!) Finally — a practical astrology forecast that EVERYONE can use, regardless of their Sign! Make sure you bookmark this page and come back — it could be the most […]

What Is A “Void Of Course Moon,” And How Can I Profit From It?

posted by Matthew Currie

Astrology should be more than “entertaining”… it should also be useful. Few concepts in astrology are as useful as the Void Of Course (VOC) Moon when it comes to getting real, practical results. WELL THEN, SIGN ME UP FOR THIS […]

Astrology Of Love And Compatibility: Scorpio

posted by Matthew Currie

(This is a part of the “Astrology Of Love And Compatibility” series) AKA: The Scorpion, and sometimes The Eagle… because Scorpio can either attack from out of the sky without warning or crawl into your sleeping bag and get you that […]

Astrology Of Love And Compatibility: Libra

posted by Matthew Currie

(This is a part of the “Astrology Of Love And Compatibility” series) AKA: The Balance, The Relationship Sign, That Guy Who Sold You A Used Buick Because he Told You That You’d Look Good In It Despite The Fact That […]

Astrology Of Love And Compatibility: Shiratake Noodles And Pop-Tarts

posted by Matthew Currie

(This is a part of the “Astrology Of Love And Compatibility” series.) The key to making any relationship work is learning how to compromise. We all have different needs and desires, and even the people we are “compatible” with are […]

What Can An Astrologer Do For You?

posted by Matthew Currie

A lot of people don’t really know what it is an astrologer can do for them. There’s a lot more to it than just “writing horoscopes.” Here’s what I do during a consultation… or as astrologers usually call it, “a […]

Astrology of Love And Compatibility: Virgo

posted by Matthew Currie

(This is a part of the “Astrology Of Love And Compatibility” series) AKA: The Virgin, Or So She Likes To Tell Everyone — Nudge Nudge Wink Wink Ruling Planet: Mercury, the most perfectly-functioning and detail-oriented planet in the Solar System. […]

What Is Mercury Retrograde, And How Can I Profit From It?

posted by Matthew Currie

“Elevators keep crashing. Is Mercury in retrograde or what?”  “Elevators can be capricious. Sometimes it just seems like they’re out to get you….” -House, MD If you’ve spent any length of time around astrologers, you’ve likely learned that astrologers love […]

An Eclipse Falls on Bruce And Kris Jenner

posted by Matthew Currie

Regardless of the astrology involved, most people don’t just wake up one morning and say “hey, I think I’ll break up with my spouse and move out” without some build-up to that event first. But the transits of any given […]

Your Lunar Eclipse Forecast, October 2013: When The Bugs Come In

posted by Matthew Currie

A Full Moon is prime time to bring out The Crazy in people, and this week’s Full Moon is also a Lunar Eclipse: an extra-special Full Moon with an bonus scoop of neurosis. In many parts of the world, this […]

Astrology Of Love And Compatibility: Leo

posted by Matthew Currie

(This is a part of the “Astrology Of Love And Compatibility” series) AKA: The Lion, King Of The Jungle, Mr. Entertainment After Five Drinks At The Office Christmas Party Ruling Planet: The Sun, which shines all day long and doesn’t […]

Astrology: Aspects Explained, Via Star Wars

posted by Matthew Currie

Who you are and what you’re like as a person all comes from the planetary placements in your birth chart. It isn’t just your Sun Sign: it’s your Moon and Mercury and Venus and Mars and so on. Each planet […]

Astrology Of Love And Compatibility: Cancer

posted by Matthew Currie

(This is a part of the “Astrology Of Love And Compatibility” series) AKA: The Crab, Moon Child, That Schoolmarm Who Loves Kids But Is Always Cranky With Them Ruling Planet: The Moon, which stays up all night orbiting The Earth, […]

The Astrology Of Miley Vs. Sinead, Round Two: Sinister Synastry

posted by Matthew Currie

In Part One of my coverage of the Celebrity Battle Of The Century (this week at least) I discussed how two very similar astrological transits separated by over a decade managed to bring both Miley Cyrus and Sinead O’Connor a […]

The Astrology Of Miley Vs. Sinead: When Sagittarius Attacks!

posted by Matthew Currie

(FULL DISCLOSURE: I used to be a Stupid Young Sagittarius. I have successfully graduated into being a Cranky Old Sagittarius. I can empathize with both sides of this issue, but I know which side I’m on.) Miley Cyrus (born November […]

Astrology Of Love And Compatibility: Gemini

posted by Matthew Currie

(This is a part of the “Astrology Of Love And Compatibility” series) AKA: The Twins, Heckle And Jeckle, That Guy On The Bus Talking Loudly About His Prostate Exam To The Driver Ruling Planet: Mercury, fastest and most talkative planet […]

New Moon In Libra Forecast: This Ain’t No Love Boat

posted by Matthew Currie

A New Moon is an excellent time to set your intentions for the coming month. This month, your intentions should include battening down the hatches and making sure you know where the lifeboat is kept. This New Moon will be a challenge […]

Astrology Of Love And Compatibility: Taurus

posted by Matthew Currie

 (This is a part of the “Astrology Of Love And Compatibility” series) AKA: The Bull, The Steady One, That Guy At The Buffet Line Taking All The Mashed Potatoes Ruling Planet: Venus, named for the ancient Goddess of Love and […]

Astrology Of Love And Compatibility: Aries

posted by Matthew Currie

 (This is a part of the “Astrology Of Love And Compatibility” series) AKA:The Ram, First Sign Of The Zodiac, That Guy Who Cut In Front Of You At The DMV Lineup Ruling Planet: Mars, named after the God of War. […]

I’mma Let Uranus And Pluto Finish: The Astrology Of Kanye West

posted by Matthew Currie

(Full disclosure: As a human being since even before I was an astrologer, I may be prone to inherent biases in my interpretations… and I’ve always thought Kanye West was a loudmouthed jerk.) Previously, I looked at the symbolism of the Uranus-Pluto square through […]

Introduction To The Astrology Of Love And Compatibility

posted by Matthew Currie

As soon as we emerge into the cold, overlit world outside of the womb, we are confronted by Others. Although we grow in sophistication and experience, many questions remain from that first moment of life on the outside. Questions like […]

Uranus And Pluto: Breaking Bad

posted by Matthew Currie

In Part One (“Uranus And Pluto: Astrology In The Age Of Grumpy Cat“) we had a look at the one astrological transit that has defined the era we are currently in: the Uranus-Pluto Square of 2012-2015. As we saw, it’s […]

Uranus And Pluto: Astrology In The Age Of Grumpy Cat

posted by Matthew Currie

Astrology doesn’t just guide and inform the lives of individuals. It also (via the Outer Planets) sways the course of an entire generation. If you’re old enough to recall the 1960s, you’ll recall a time when the entire world seemed […]

Welcome To The Universe! How May I Help You?

posted by Matthew Currie

If you have a good look around Beliefnet, you’ll find a dizzying array of world-views — all very different, yet all connected by more than just their presence here. No matter what religion or philosophy we follow, we all bring […]

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