As almost everyone on the Internet knows by now, on Saturday there was an incident at the Cincinnati Zoo where a three year old child wandered into the gorilla enclosure, resulting in staff killing Harambe, a male gorilla. *** Before we get into the astrology, I suppose something should be said about the whole issue…

(Wondering what the next few months hold in store for you? Write me with your date, time, and place of birth — and send you a free sneak preview!) The Sign: Pisces, the Fish The Hero: Groot, Guardians Of The Galaxy Known For: Doesn’t look intimidating, and isn’t… until he very suddenly becomes very intimidating.…

The Sign: Aquarius, the Water Bearer The Hero: Superman, DC Comics and various works Known For: Leaving his dying world behind as an infant and becoming the greatest protector of his new-found home world, despite both being an undocumented alien and constant interference from one of his new home’s leading intellects (Lex Luthor).  Looks and…

The Sign: Capricorn, the Goat The Hero: Sarah Connor, the Terminator films Known For: Transforming herself from a meek waitress into a human killing machine in order to protect her son from inhuman killing machines, because that was the only option left to her… and she nailed it. Favorite things: Protecting her son (John Connor)…

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