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ARIES

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 “Hmph. Like we had any intention of turning back, anyway…”

TAURUS

beliefnet astrology matthew currie taurus

 “Ah, we must be entering The Bakery District. Pull over!

GEMINI

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 “Let me drive. I can handle this one.”

CANCER

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 (Sobbing) “No one helped me cross the street when I was a kid”

LEO

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 “Remember when you used to do things like that for me? You know, before you started taking me for granted?”

VIRGO

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 “Actually, by my measurements, it’s a twelve point five percent grade…”

LIBRA

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 “Will you still love me when I’m that age?”

SCORPIO

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 “Are they uncovering something… or trying to bury it?

SAGITTARIUS

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 “Yee-ha! Free massage while you drive. Speed up, the suspension can take it!”

CAPRICORN

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 “Chill out! We’re saving a fortune on gas being stuck behind this tractor!”

AQUARIUS

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 “That’s unfair! Big Oil must be behind this. I’m starting a letter-writing campaign…”

PISCES

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 “I sure know that feeling…”

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