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August 2014 Archives

Neptune And The Food Babe: A Venti Latte Full Of Delusion

posted by Matthew Currie

(Dear Reader: this blog entry was written as a shamanic channeling of the nature of Neptune, which rules altered states of consciousness. I began writing this article with a full tank of caffeine, and every time throughout the article when you […]

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Your Moon Astrology Forecast For September 2014

posted by Matthew Currie

(Finally — a practical astrology forecast that EVERYONE can use, regardless of their Sign! Make sure you bookmark this page and come back — it could be the most useful thing I’ve written all month!) What, it’s September already? Jeez, […]

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Your Soulmate Situation Sucks II: Soulmates Are For Suckers!

posted by Matthew Currie

(CLICK HERE for Part One, “The Astrology Of Why Your Soulmate Situation Sucks”) Dear JM: I would like to thank you for your comments on Facebook about my recent blog entry concerning soulmates. I know it may seem odd to […]

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The Astrology Of Why Your Soulmate Situation Sucks

posted by Matthew Currie

I can’t tell you for sure whether or not it’s love that really makes the world go round, but it’s certainly a large part of an astrologer’s business. And, just as the average doctor gets to see a lot more […]

Learn Astrology: A Goddess Of Love Walks Into A Bar…

posted by Matthew Currie

(Scene: a poorly lit Mexican bar. A telenovela plays on the television screen but no one is watching, which is just as well because it is inaudible over the accordion and tuba music playing out of the speakers on the […]

Weekly Horoscope (For The Right People Only), August 25-31, 2014

posted by Matthew Currie

This week’s horoscope is going to be just a little bit different from the usual. Normally I would be breaking down the effects of the upcoming week’s transits for everyone, and sorting them by Sun Sign. This week’s horoscope is only […]

The Godzilla Guide To The Astrology Of August-October 2014

posted by Matthew Currie

Reading where the transiting planets are in relation to a birth chart in order to predict the future can be complicated even at the best of times. But especially so in the next couple of months, which will provide some […]

Weekly Horoscope, August 18-24 2014: The Special Edition

posted by Matthew Currie

First of all, if you haven’t read about the Venus Jupiter Emergency Happiness Alert, click here and do so now. Although you should stick to the timing I give for maximum effectiveness if you can, this conjunction will be in […]

Venus Conjunct Jupiter: Emergency Happiness Alert!

posted by Matthew Currie

Brothers and sisters! Join me now as we lay hands upon the Mighty Mouse Button and press “play.” Are you tired of life getting you down? Have the Uranus-Pluto square and Saturn in Scorpio and the Saturn Uranus quincunx broken […]

Learn Astrology: Mercury, And The Mystery Of Opossum Nipples

posted by Matthew Currie

  (SCENE: The Birth Chart, which is completely empty and featureless except for the Sun and Moon, who said a small distance away from each other on deck chairs. Nothing is happening.) SUN: (Scratches himself) (There is another long pause) […]

Astrology Of The Michael Brown Shooting In Ferguson Missouri

posted by Matthew Currie

Predicting the future with 100% accuracy all the time, to the exact day every time is impossible, whether you are an astrologer or a doctor or a market analyst. But an astrologer who is good at his or her job […]

Learn Astrology: The Moon – Feed Me!

posted by Matthew Currie

The Sun appeared to have the place all to itself, and that suited the Sun just fine. After all, it’s pretty awesome being the Sun. At the same time though, the Sun had a strange feeling. Could it be… incompleteness? […]

The Astrology Of Robin Williams: Behind The Mask Of Comedy

posted by Matthew Currie

Robin Williams is dead at age 63, apparently by his own hand. These are the plain facts of it. This came as a surprise, and it’s the kind of news that hit me like a punch in the gut. And […]

Learn Astrology: Run Naked With Your Sun!

posted by Matthew Currie

(This is a part of my Beginner’s Astrology course, which is just starting now. Feel free to contact me about getting in at the last minute, or in a few months when I do it again.) We are all a […]

Keep Calm During The Supermoon In Aquarius

posted by Matthew Currie

We are once again in the time of the Full Moon. Of course, you don’t have to know anything about astrology to appreciate a Full Moon. It has a reputation as being the time for both great romance and great […]

Learn Astrology, Lesson Zero: The Most Important Planet Of All

posted by Matthew Currie

(Looking for a fun and easy way to learn what Astrology can REALLY do for you? CLICK HERE for details. Class starts August 5th, but there’s bonus stuff if you join now!)   I got into an argument with a […]

Dawn Of The Weekly Horoscope Of The Apes: August 4-10, 2014

posted by Matthew Currie

(Looking for a fun and easy way to learn what Astrology can REALLY do for you? CLICK HERE for details. Class starts August 5th, but there’s bonus stuff if you join now!)   The dominant transit for the week is […]

Your Moon Astrology Forecast For August 2014

posted by Matthew Currie

(Looking for a fun and easy way to learn what Astrology can REALLY do for you? CLICK HERE for details. Class starts August 5th, but there’s bonus stuff if you join now!) (Finally — a practical astrology forecast that EVERYONE […]

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posted 1:14:20am Apr. 24, 2015 | read full post »

Astrology, Compatibility, And Mary Kay Letourneau
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posted 11:59:12pm Apr. 14, 2015 | read full post »

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posted 12:47:38am Apr. 14, 2015 | read full post »

Venus In Gemini: Go Forwards With More Words!
Last time, we discussed how Venus in Gemini can talk her way into or out of all sorts of situations and how you can use that to your advantage. Today we;re going to have a look at how you can use those language/romance/finance skills to your ...

posted 4:44:19pm Apr. 13, 2015 | read full post »

Astrology And Daredevil: Jupiter And The Moral Center
Jupiter went direct in Leo on Thursday, and this seems like as good a time as any to address the ...

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