We are coming off of a particularly raucous Full Moon. There’s all sorts of cosmic pushing and pulling and jockeying for position going on in the coming two weeks: Jupiter enters Leo, Mars leaves Libra for Scorpio, and the Saturn Uranus quincunx is happening. Keep checking back here and I’ll have updates on those for all of you.
Undoubtedly, many of you will be asking “why is this happening to me?” It might make it a good time for you to get a reading from an astrologer. Or, if you’re looking for a more general answer, don’t take my word for things… watch this brief video and you’ll get a partial answer from The Supreme Being Himself.
Hope that was helpful!
Here is your homework assignment for this week: go back and look at the state of your life in May 2007. It’s important for two reasons: first of all, Saturn is square where it was back then. Many of the same structural tensions and strains you’re facing now will be an echo of what you were facing back then. It’s also the last time there was a Saturn Uranus quincunx, so whatever variety of The Crazy your outside world was looking like then could also be reflected in your outside life now. There will likely be some clues in there as to what it is you need to face, live up to, fix, discard, or upgrade this time around.
Now, the forecast:
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
It looks like it’s going to be a fairly cheerful and bouncy week for you. Just make sure that you don’t bounce into any mind fields. Remember: just because you feel like playing doesn’t mean others necessarily do. Don’t fret though: there’s fun coming this summer.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
It’s a busy and productive week, and you can really get things done. I know, that doesn’t sound like as much fun as it could be. Just get ahead at work this week, then you’ll be able to enjoy looking over your shoulder and laughing at your coworkers as they fall behind.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Take pride in your achievements. Take pride in the many and varied people who think highly of you. And for heaven’s sake take some pride in your appearance, because everyone seems to be evaluating you this week.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
If people rubbing you the wrong way could be converted into cash, people would be rubbing you like Aladdin’s lamp all day long. Set aside your aggravations this week and rub yourself. Wait, I mean… convert your aggravations into hard work and you’ll do well.
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Your parents may have told you you’d never get rich becoming a philosophy major, but this week your ability to stick to all that “higher mind” stuff will get you through a lot of minor hassles. Eyes on the prize, and swat your problems like flies!
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
There are some weeks when you simply have to “fake it until you make it.” The good news is that, this week, that approach will be fairly successful for you. Don’t be afraid to improvise. Remember: if you look like you know what you’re doing, others will probably play along.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Have you noticed how long you’ve been pushing to get your way with things? This week might involve a little less “pushing” and a little more “getting.” Start planning your charm offensive in the workplace now. A change is coming, but you’re building that change right now.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
Have you ever noticed how futile it is when someone tells you to “calm down,” “cheer up,” or “take it easy”? The reason people say those things is because it’s nicer than saying “sit down, shut up, and take a pill.” So I guess what I’m trying to say here is… umm… don’t worry, Scorpio, next week will be a little more sensible.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
No, you are not crazy. Everything really is starting to lighten up for you a little. People and circumstances are generally starting to play along better with you. Now like I said… you’re not crazy, so put the gun down. You can’t have your way with everything all at once.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Your hard work speaks for itself, and there’s absolutely no reason why you should have to show off or kiss up to anyone in order to get the recognition you deserve. No reason other than, of course, people are dense. Think of it as “value enhancement” rather than “butt-smooching.”
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
There is often little point in telling an Aquarius to stay grounded, even when one needs to hear that in a week like this. So, go ahead: flap your arms and shout “I’m flying!” while you’re running around like a chicken with its head cut off this week, and see how far that gets you.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
They say that “the devil is in the details,” but if you look hard enough you might find some angels in there too. Revamping your approach to life’s daily details will have its rewards. Things you thought needed to be discarded may just need a little renovation.