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Your Moon Astrology Forecast For June 2014

posted by Matthew Currie

Finally — a practical astrology forecast that EVERYONE can use, regardless of their Sign! Make sure you bookmark this page and come back — it could be the most useful thing I’ve written all month. Below is a listing for […]

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Your New Moon In Gemini Forecast: Use The Force, Luke

posted by Matthew Currie

Wednesday’s New Moon in Gemini is, like all New Moons, the beginning of a new cycle. And like all New Moons, it’s yours to take advantage of or not. This one is a little special for two reasons: it features […]

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The Astrology of Elliot Rodger, And Birth Charts Without Souls

posted by Matthew Currie

A warning: today’s subject matter is not particularly pleasant. If you’re easily upset by the terrible things that human sometimes do, please feel free to drop by tomorrow. Tomorrow will be a happier day here. *** A menu can tell […]

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Saturn: The Darth Vader Pez Dispenser Of Karma

posted by Matthew Currie

LJ writes: “I have always wanted to be married, but things have never worked out for me with my love life. I have Saturn in the Seventh House, and I read that this means it’s unlikely to ever happen for […]

Michael Jace: Mars Pulls The Trigger

posted by Matthew Currie

Sometimes I come across a case that is an absolute classic of old-school astrology. Modern astrologers, myself included, love to speak of the birth chart as a collection of potentials. They are the essential toolkit that your free will was […]

Attack Of The Petty Annoyances From Mars!

posted by Matthew Currie

“Everything happens for a reason.” -That clerk from the New Age bookstore “Shut up and give me a refund on this crystal ball. My future stinks!” -Me After a lengthy retrograde period, Mars is finally turning direct and moving forward […]

Born 1962-67 or 1991-96? Bellow Your Stupid Childish Tune!

posted by Matthew Currie

Ludwig van Beethoven was already well on his way to being deaf as a post in 1817 when he received the commission to start the work, and for whatever reason, he didn’t even roll up his sleeves and get busy […]

The Gemini Manual, Chapter 23: A Troubleshooting Guide

posted by Matthew Currie

Congratulations on your choice of a Gemini! This unit comes with a spectacular amount of data processing ability, and with regular maintenance will function smoothly for a long time. Of course, any complex system can produce complex and unpredictable results, […]

Conchita Wurst Sings You Through The Uranus-Pluto Square

posted by Matthew Currie

(The Scorpio Full Moon is now in effect… CLICK HERE to see what you can make of it!)  (This is a part of the “Ask An Astrologer” series.) JT writes: “When is it gonna end? We’re all getting tormented by […]

Sherri Shepherd, Beyoncé, Jay-Z: Marriage Charts That Make You Go Hmmmm…

posted by Matthew Currie

(Why is Wednesday’s Full Moon so important to YOU? CLICK HERE to find out!) Today: not one, but two stories involving wedding charts (the “birth chart” of a marriage) and celebrity relationships hitting troubled times: Sherri Shepherd of “The View” […]

An Astrologer’s Open Letter To Michael Sam

posted by Matthew Currie

(Why is Wednesday’s Full Moon so important to you? CLICK HERE to find out!) Dear Michael Sam: Congratulations on having been recently drafted by the St. Louis Rams! Of course, you’ve gotten plenty of attention for this, which is kind […]

Your May Full Moon Astrology Forecast: Peril And Promise

posted by Matthew Currie

Despite the fact that a Full Moon has an reputation that goes far beyond that of the astrological crowd, I tend to not write a lot of Full Moon forecasts. Sure, the New Moon is excellent for setting goals and […]

Mercury In Gemini: His Eye Is On The Sparrow

posted by Matthew Currie

“Are not two sparrows sold for a farthing? And one of them shall not fall on the ground without your Father. But the very hairs of your head are all numbered. Fear ye not therefore, ye are of more value […]

Monica Lewinsky: Redeemed By The Cardinal Grand Cross

posted by Matthew Currie

There has been a lot of fear and anxiety around the Cardinal Grand Cross, and that’s understandable. The Uranus-Pluto Square is already the biggest astrological meat-grinder of our time, and adding the amplifying force of Jupiter in Cancer and Mars […]

Ask An Astrologer: How Can I Learn Astrology?

posted by Matthew Currie

(This is a part of the “Ask An Astrologer” series.) VM writes: I have been obsessively reading about astrology on the internet recently, and feel that I would enjoy a broader understanding of the many factors at play. Do you […]

The Astrology Of Godzilla (No, Really)

posted by Matthew Currie

“History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of men.” -Blue Oyster Cult Some of you reading this will be Godzilla fans, and I have your attention. For those of you unfamiliar with the character, or who […]

The Astrology Of Your Saturn Cycle

posted by Matthew Currie

(Click HERE for “The Astrology Of Your Jupiter Cycle”)   Once a person gets past the very basics of astrology, he or she discovers transits — how the movements of the planets in the sky right now interact with where […]

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Hey Kids, It's The Uncle Saturn Show!
(SCENE: A brightly lit set at a local television station, decorated like a child's treehouse. An audience of children await the beginning of the show. Cheerful theme music plays.) ANNOUNCER: Hey kids -- it's time for everyone's favorite new ...

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