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January 1970 Archives

Your Moon Astrology Forecast For December 2013

posted by Matthew Currie

Finally — a practical astrology forecast that EVERYONE can use, regardless of their Sign! Make sure you bookmark this page and come back — it could be the most useful thing I’ve written all month. Below is a listing for […]

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Thirteen Things To Be Grateful For On Thanksgiving

posted by Matthew Currie

Thanksgiving is traditionally a time when incompatible and argumentative gatherings of potentially hostile strangers… better known as “families”… gather to eat an enormous meal and demonstrate their gratitude for the things they have. The Zodiac is a bit like that […]

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The Astrology Of Mars: Chris Brown’s Greatest (?) Hits

posted by Matthew Currie

We all want more and better for ourselves, whoever we might be and whatever we might have, and we’re often willing to go to great lengths to make that happen. However, singer/actor Chris Brown is providing a painful object lesson […]

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Mars In Libra: I’m Not Your Baggage Handler

posted by Matthew Currie

(This article was initially written to address both those who were born with Mars in Libra and the conditions people in general will be experiencing when Mars will take a ridiculously long cruise through that Sign, between December 7th of […]

The Sagittarius Birthday Party Checklist

posted by Matthew Currie

Welcome to Sagittarius Season! Your Centaur buddies will be having their birthday shortly, and you should be prepared. Here is a handy checklist as to how to keep your Sagittarius friend amused and entertained on their Big Day. BUDGET: Inexpensive. […]

Doctor Who: The Astrology Of A TV Show

posted by Matthew Currie

“I’m a Sagittarius — probably.” -The Doctor A birth is always an exciting thing, even though it’s rare that anyone present knows if the baby arriving will be a saint or a sinner, or a captain of industry or an […]

The Astrology Of Mars: George Zimmerman Has A Temper

posted by Matthew Currie

(DISCLAIMER: Many people have vilified George Zimmerman as an example of someone who lets racial bias dictate his actions. Others defend him as a protector of his community. I can read a birth chart, but I can’t read minds, so […]

Neptune and Chiron Go Direct: The Chimes At Midnight

posted by Matthew Currie

SHALLOW: Ha, cousin Silence, that thou hadst seen that that this knight and I have seen! Ha, Sir John, said I well? FALSTAFF: We have heard the chimes at midnight, Master Shallow. SHALLOW: That we have, that we have, that […]

Your Apocalyptic Comet ISON End Of The World Astrology Forecast

posted by Matthew Currie

Comet ISON vaulted dramatically into the headlines yesterday as it suddenly brightened by a full order of magnitude. By “vaulted dramatically into the headlines,” I mean a small percentage of science geeks noticed, and several paranoids uploaded new YouTube videos […]

Alec Baldwin, Please Call Your Astrologer

posted by Matthew Currie

Even without a properly documented time of birth, an astrologer can spot times of trouble coming. A recent example of this is Alec Baldwin, who is having more than his fair share of Jupiter and Uranus issues of late. For […]

Astrology Of Love And Compatibility: Pisces

posted by Matthew Currie

(This is a part of the “Astrology Of Love And Compatibility” series) AKA: The Fish, the Sign that’s completely surrounded by water yet can’t figure out why it’s always damp. Ruling Planet: Neptune, king of 70% of the Earth’s surface […]

Astrology Of Love And Compatibility: Aquarius

posted by Matthew Currie

(This is a part of the “Astrology Of Love And Compatibility” series) AKA: The Water Bearer — the guy who brought his own jug because bottled water these days is just too expensive. Ruling Planet: Uranus. Go ahead, pronounce it […]

Astrology Of Love And Compatibility: Capricorn

posted by Matthew Currie

(This is a part of the “Astrology Of Love And Compatibility” series) AKA:  The Goat, an animal which will eat nearly anything, especially if it’s on sale. Ruling Planet: Saturn, the chilly and distant planet with a strict managerial grasp […]

Astrology Of Love And Compatibility: Sagittarius

posted by Matthew Currie

(This is a part of the “Astrology Of Love And Compatibility” series) AKA: The Centaur, The Archer, The Hind End Of The Horse Ruling Planet: Jupiter, the biggest gasbag going around the Sun. Identifying Features: Optimistic, philosophical, and so much more. Just ask […]

Moon Astrology: The Other Half Of The Sky

posted by Matthew Currie

If all there was to astrology was “Sun Sign” stuff, you’d have to be a bit bonkers to be an astrologer. I mean, let’s be honest here: it’s not like every Gemini on Earth is going to have the exact […]

November Solar Eclipse Astrology Forecast: Attack Of The Atomic Weed Whacker

posted by Matthew Currie

  A New Moon marks the beginning of a new cycle, and November’s NewMoon is also a Solar Eclipse. A Solar Eclipse is like one of those Season Premieres on TV where we all come back from waiting over the […]

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Hey Kids, It's The Uncle Saturn Show!
(SCENE: A brightly lit set at a local television station, decorated like a child's treehouse. An audience of children await the beginning of the show. Cheerful theme music plays.) ANNOUNCER: Hey kids -- it's time for everyone's favorite new ...

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