“I’ll be back,” Arnold Schwarzenegger said in the first “Terminator” movie. He had the title role but only 16 lines, with about a total of 80 words. But those three words have become a legend. It now appears he meant […]
“Sabotage” begins with two painful images. A woman is being horribly tortured. And Arnold Schwarzenegger, as the man watching it happen on video, is trying to act. As generic as its title, “Sabotage” wastes no time or effort on such, […]
At 90 minutes or less and with some sense of its own silly preposterousness, the aging action stars might have made this prison break movie work. But at almost two hours, Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger seem a little out […]
The NRA should forget that ad about the Obama girls and use this movie instead. The entire storyline can be summarized in the words of NRA head Wayne LaPierre: “The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun […]
The Botox budget must be bigger than the catering costs but less than the ordnance in this sequel to Sylvester Stallone’s first round-up of the 80’s and 90’s A-Team for an action extravaganza. That’s A as in AARP. This time, […]
Stay classy, San Diego! There is going to be a sequel to Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, the goofy film starring Will Ferrell, Steve Carell, Paul Rudd, and Christina Applegate that many fans can recite from memory, even though they […]
My two jobs collided last week when I got to introduce Arnold Schwarzenegger at a business conference!
In honor of this week’s release of “Terminator Salvation,” here’s a quiz about the earlier versions. 1. What is the name of the corporation that created the machines that are trying to kill all the humans? 2. What is the […]