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Joe Queenan on Movie Plots that Technology Killed

posted by Nell Minow

Brilliantly funny Joe Queenan has a great piece in The Guardian about how today’s technology would have saved some classic movie characters a lot of misery — and eliminated the plots for the movies and the enjoyment for the audiences.

Imagine Janet Leigh, driving around with that stolen money, looking for a place to spend the night.  She’d check Trip Advisor on her iPhone and end up bypassing the Bates Motel.  And Clint Eastwood could use caller ID to block those “Play Misty for Me” calls from Jessica Walter.  The mistaken identity in “North by Northwest?”  Not after Google!

You’ll think of some of your own examples when you read his list.  “Casablanca?”  You could print out fake letters of transit using Photoshop.  “Citizen Kane?”  He wouldn’t have to spend all that money on the newspaper; he could be a blogger!

 

 

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