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I Love You, Beth Cooper

posted by Nell Minow
Lowest Recommended Age:Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating:Rated PG-13 for crude and sexual content, language, some teen drinking and drug references, and brief violence
Profanity:Strong language (s-words, f-words), very crude language
Nudity/Sex:Constant sexual references, some very vulgar, some non-explicit situations including threesome, extended discussion of one character's sexual orientation
Alcohol/Drugs:Teen drinking, references to drug abuse
Violence/Scariness:Comic violence, character repeatedly beat up, chases and crashes, characters injured
Diversity Issues:None
Movie Release Date:July 10, 2009
DVD Release Date:November 3, 2009
Lowest Recommended Age: Mature High Schooler
MPAA Rating: Rated PG-13 for crude and sexual content, language, some teen drinking and drug references, and brief violence
Profanity: Strong language (s-words, f-words), very crude language
Nudity/Sex: Constant sexual references, some very vulgar, some non-explicit situations including threesome, extended discussion of one character's sexual orientation
Alcohol/Drugs: Teen drinking, references to drug abuse
Violence/Scariness: Comic violence, character repeatedly beat up, chases and crashes, characters injured
Diversity Issues: None
Movie Release Date: July 10, 2009
DVD Release Date: November 3, 2009

Paul Rust is 28, and looks it, maybe a little older. But in “I Love You, Beth Cooper” he plays Denis Cooverman, a high school valedictorian. Jack T. Carpenter, last seen playing a college student in “Sydney White” two years ago, is 24, and looks it. But he is also playing a graduating senior, Cooverman’s best friend Rich Munsch. As the movie opens, two actors who look like they should be playing guys in lab coats and stethoscopes wearing suits and carrying briefcases are wearing cap and gown and pretending — badly — that they are at their high school graduation. They look older than their principal, clue number one that no one is paying much attention to making sure this movie is going to work on any level.
Clues two through twelve that this movie is a mess come very quickly, and that is all that comes quickly in this slow-moving, sour-tasting disaster. It is possible — unlikely, but possible — that there is yet some unexplored humor to be made out of difficulty in opening a champagne bottle, but what this movie gives us instead is an excruciatingly drawn-out extended sequence with the most unimaginative of pay-offs. The characters race from one place to another for no purpose — either in story or in comedy. There are more locations than there are laughs.
Cooverman, the high school valedictorian, gets up to give his graduation speech and instead of the usual, “as we go forth,” he decides this would be a good time to tell the school’s mean girl that she is an insecure witch, the school bully that he is cruel because he was abused, Munsch that he should come out of the closet, and the school cheerleader, Beth Cooper (Hayden Panettiere of “Heroes”) that even though they have never spoken, he loves her. So the rest of the movie consists of the consequences of these poorly-timed revelations as Cooverman has to run from Cooper’s crazed and coked up boyfriend and Munsch keeps telling everyone he’s not gay. Oh, and everyone gets to break in on Cooverman’s parents having sex in a car. Cooverman’s father is played by Alan Ruck, who must have spent every minute on set wondering how he could be in both one of the all-time best teen movies (“Ferris Bueller’s Day Off”) and one of the worst (this one). Every single character is a dull paper-thin caricature, from Cooper’s roid rage boyfriend to Cooverman’s despised ex-girlfriend, whose unforgivable failing is that she is not pretty and she likes him.
The wild last night of high school party movie can be done well (“Can’t Hardly Wait,” “Dazed and Confused,” “American Graffiti”). Here, however, director Chris Columbus seems to have taken the tiredest and most predictable elements from each of them, wrung out anything resembling an authentic or appealing detail, and then dragged out every single set-piece to the agonizing breaking point. I can’t say I’ve never seen a clumsy attempt to open a champagne bottle go wrong on screen before, but I can say I have never seen one so poorly staged and lugubriously paced. It look Cooverman less time to get through high school than it felt like I spent watching this film.


Parents should know that this film includes extremely crude and raunchy material, constant sexual humor and irresponsible behavior, father encourages son to have casual sex and provides condoms, extended conversation about whether a character is gay, threesome, very vulgar humor, implied nudity, also teen drinking, drug use (off camera), several fight scenes, punches, falls, characters injured, and very strong language.
Family discussion: Have you ever decided to go public with something you’ve been keeping secret? How was Beth different from what Dennis expected?
If you like this, try: “16 Candles,” “Adventures in Babysitting”

  • Dustin Putman

    It’s so funny to me how two people can sit in the same theater and see two totally different movies.

  • Mike

    Nell is right about this…..
    I sat through this Thurs. night with the audience it is directed toward, teenagers, and they laughed at things that weren’t funny. It is sad when I could predict the next line over and over again. Some of the lines are relating back to 80’s movies, which to me is an attempt of the director to make fun of movies from back then. It didn’t work! Nell is also right, the group goes from place to place at random, no logic whatsoever. Talk about plot holes!
    Granted this is based on a book, so I doubt the director could modify much, but why this movie was even greenlit is beyond me. I guess Hayden will get some quick cash, since “Heroes” is falling off the face of the earth.

  • Nell Minow

    Thanks, Mike and Dustin. I found the film to be close to incompetent in every category. And I have little tolerance for humor based on humiliation and abuse. But nothing is more individual than comedy and it is not surprising that people from different generations and perspectives would respond differently.

  • Dustin Putman

    I actually thought the film worked better in its more serious moments, which many reviews seem to be overlooking. I had to wipe away tears twice. It really touched me in those quieter moments of reflection, and the level of depth they gave Beth was very appreciative. What was the last “teen comedy” that made me cry? I have no idea.
    For those viewers that read the book, Paul Rust was the perfect embodiment of Denis Cooverman. Sure, he is 28 in real life, but I felt he made up for it in his sincerity. People forget Alan Ruck was 29 when he played Cameron in “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off,” and the lead “teens” in “Fired Up!” were 29 and 31. I personally found the latter movie much more offensive in its one-note, stereotypical characters, with all the women portrayed as sex objects, idiots, or creepy cougars. The female characters in “I Love You, Beth Cooper” had actual thoughts in their head, and kept revealing facets of their personality throughout the movie.

  • Nick

    Isn’t Cooper in the last sentence of the 3rd paragraph in your review supposed to have two o’s in it instead of three?

  • Nell Minow

    Thanks for the correction, Nick! Nine more and you get a free copy of my book. Much appreciated.

  • Christian Toto

    Great review. Lousy movie. Amazingly bad, to be blunt.
    Love that you broke down the lead actors’ ages. I didn’t even tackle that in my review.
    To be fair, Ruck was no teen when he made “Ferris,” but he still delivered a great performance.

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