|Lowest Recommended Age:||High School|
|MPAA Rating:||Rated PG-13 for crude and sexual content, and for language including a drug reference|
|Profanity:||Strong language for a PG-13 including s-word, "suck it," and many colorful epithets|
|Nudity/Sex:||Crude sexual humor, skimpy costumes|
|Alcohol/Drugs:||Drinking, smoking, drug references|
|Violence/Scariness:||Action/comic violence and peril, non-human characters injured and killed, some grisly images|
|Diversity Issues:||Some sexist humor|
|Movie Release Date:||June 5, 2009|
|DVD Release Date:||October 13, 2009|
“Land of the Lost” features two funny actors and a criminally underused actress tramping around an alternate reality in search of comedy but not finding much for us to laugh at.
Too raunchy for kids, too dull for anyone else, this over-budgeted and under-scripted film wastes everyone’s time, especially the audience’s. The original television series about a forest ranger and his two teenage children in a time warp land with dinosaurs and lizard people called Sleestaks was best known for effects that could hardly be called “special,” even for the 1970′s. But it had innocence and charm, while the remake has neither. It is so carelessly written that when the humanoids don’t understand English but the dinosaurs do it feels more like laziness than an attempt to be funny. It is too busy coming up with a reason for Ferrell to douse himself with dino pee to try to, for example, give the female character any — what’s the word? — character.
Will Ferrell plays Dr. Rick Marshall, a discredited scientist whose theories about the particles that control space and time are not taken seriously by anyone. Then Holly (Anna Friel), a young scientist from England, tells him that she has some proof that his theories are right. Led by Will (Danny McBride) a guy who sells fireworks and lives in a trailer, they go into a cave and find themselves catapulted into an alternate universe where they are chased by dinosaurs and befriended by a missing link ape-boy named Chaka (Jorma Taccone). Ferrell’s job in the movie (big surprise) is to vibrate between neediness, panic, and arrogance and run around in his underwear. Friel’s job is to know the answer to everything (she even speaks Chaka’s language), allow herself to be (literally) pawed, look very fetching in tiny little shorts, and gaze adoringly at Ferrell. The best moments in the film come from the always-hilarious Danny McBride (“Pineapple Express,” “Tropic Thunder”), the songs of “A Chorus Line,” and, surprisingly, from Matt Lauer, playing himself.
Parents should know that this film is very raunchy for a PG-13 with a lot of very strong language and very crude humor, including potty jokes, drug humor, drinking, smoking, violence and peril including chases, comic but gross and grisly images, non-human characters injured and killed, vulgar sexual references and jokes, skimpy outfits, and sexist, ethnic, and homophobic humor.
Family discussion: What television series would you like to see made into a movie?
If you like this, try: “Journey to the Center of the Earth” and “Evolution”