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Hellboy 2: the Golden Army

posted by Nell Minow
Lowest Recommended Age:High School
MPAA Rating:Rated PG-13 for sequences of sci-fi action and violence, and some language.
Profanity:Some strong language (damn, pissed off)
Nudity/Sex:References to out of wedlock pregnancy
Alcohol/Drugs:Cigar smoking
Violence/Scariness:A great deal of fantasy violence with spears, knives, explosions, many scary monsters and other creatures, characters injured and killed
Diversity Issues:Diverse characters
Movie Release Date:July 11, 2008
DVD Release Date:November 11, 2008

hellboy2.jpg“Hellboy” is the “US Weekly” of comic book sagas. Superheroes are just like us! They squabble with their loved ones! They smoke cigars! They take pregnancy tests! When their hearts are broken they get drunk and sing along to Barry Manilow!
And then there are the other things they do, like confronting a kitten-eating a bag lady who is really a troll and battling a building-sized elemental plant guy who is trying to eat everything. And bursting into flames. And shooting people with very, very big guns and punching people very, very hard with a really, really big hand.
Hellboy (“Red” to his friends) is the big devil-looking red guy with one very large brick-like hand, two sawed-off horns, and a tail. Bad guys do not fluster him. He chews on a cigar, pulls out a gun with bullets bigger than a breadbox, lets out a sigh or a wisecrack, and goes after whatever it is, from a thousand bone-munching spidery-looking little creature to a large, slobbering, boar-shaped monster, and that plant guy. When Hellboy showers, clutching a beer can, we hear the Eels’ “Beautiful Freak,” and the warm acceptance of that song, similar to the “just like us” moments, is a nicely understated theme of the movie.
The creatures and CGI effects are a wonderfully inventive, with the exception of the flames that engulf Hellboy’s true love, Liz (Selma Blair), as lackluster as the “when will she tell him the real reason she is so upset” plotline they’ve given her. She needs to get some flame on pointers from Johnny Storm. But this is not a movie that takes females or their powers very seriously. The other leading lady is Princess Nuala (Anna Walton), a typically Stevie Nicks-type of ethereal beauty with intuitive palm-sensing ability who pretty much stands around when all the fighting is going on.
And what fighting it is. The visuals are sensationally imaginative. Director Guillermo del Toro is every bit as excited about the creatures in this comic-book saga as he was in his grown-up fairy tale “Pan’s Labyrinth.” Wonderfully imagined and intricately constructed, they often reflect the sensibility of a steampunk cracked version of “Lord of the Rings.” Hellboy’s new boss, reported to have an “open face,” turns out to be a clanking robot with a glass dome who speaks through an apparatus that looks like the workings of a Victorian typewriter. The clash and contrast of styles adds a lot of visual flair. A bad guy Prince has long blonde hair and seamed cheeks that make him look like the spawn of Legolas from “Lord of the Rings” and Sally from “A Nightmare Before Christmas.”
The fight scenes are inventively set up and staged. As Hellboy battles the plant guy he has to have one arm around a swaddled infant he is in the process of rescuing. He takes on Victorian typewriter-guy at one point and finds himself battling a barrage of swinging locker doors. When he fights the Prince, he has to be careful to defeat him without hurting him because of the psychic connection that imposes any injuries to him on his twin sister as well. The plot may not be much and the Golden Army of the title is the least interesting of his foes, but even the silly stuff is so imaginatively realized that Hellboy has a bit of a touch of comic book movie heaven.

Translation: Toothy, scary, sometimes disgusting-looking monsters and other creatures, a lot of fantasy/comic-book peril and violence, spears, knives, enormous guns, characters injured and killed (and devoured), suicide, cigar smoking, beer, characters tipsy, some strong language, references to out-of-wedlock pregnancy
Family discussion: Liz has to make a very difficult choice between what she wants and what is best for everyone. What would you decide and why?
If you like this, try: the original Hellboy and visually stunning fantasies “Mirrormask” and “Time Bandits”

  • jestrfyl

    Time Bandits!! That movie keeps coming up in discussions here and there. I thought I was the only one who “got” or even liked that crazy flick! I am amazed at the effect it has had over the years.
    I watched some of Hellboy 1 last night. It was far better than I expected, based on the original trailers for the movie. Ron Perlman seems to have a quite a career playing the beast for so many beauties.

  • Leon

    Worthy But Flawed, HellBoy II gives you all the action and visuals you’re looking for but with the sudden drop in direction & creativity in the end. I will not spoil it for you. But if you’re an avid movie goer, you’ll feel like ‘been there, done that’ during the final 15 to 20 minutes of the movie – with some action and/or dialog just not making any sense i.e. why go there?
    Ever wish writers and editors would try harder – think out of the box?

  • Leon

    I love Time Bandits. Was an exciting movie and hard to age – kinda like Dragon Slayer. Never gets old.

  • Lisa Hall

    Have not seen this yet, loved the original–real escape from day to day hoo-ha (aka: work) the scenes on the roof with the little kid are priceless in the original. How many of us lose the ones we love ’cause we are ‘hesitating’ on the roof or worse yet, THEY are not sure what they want. OW. And, what up with endings for movies? 9 outta ten are trashola, not even the good excuse for sequals, c’mon writers, give it the gas at the end too. Almost seems like they run outta money for these freaking endings.

  • Katie Ledesma

    i loved this movie! it is a got to see for all high schoolers and is very funny

  • Nell Minow

    Thanks, Katie! I’m glad you enjoyed it as much as I did.

  • JC Lavin

    I’m glad you recommended it for the high school crowd. I took my 6th grader, he’s seen the first Hellboy and was fine. But this one we had to leave early. Too much scary stuff for him. Swarms of face eating mini-things, and such. I loved what I saw of it but the younger set might find it a bit frightening.

  • angelique

    i loved your movies they are awsome

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