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The secret to getting hot like Jesus is in these diet pills. Why wait until Heaven to have Jesus Body when you can fly to Japan and buy these pills and have Jesus Body now? I’ve always heard that first century Jews were hot, especially the ones with British accents. A British accent makes anything […]

Jesus Body found in Japan! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

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Blessings Missed Trailer from Family Gravity Media on Vimeo. You can learn more about this film at www.BlessingsMissed.com… Found at Christian Nightmares… Coming soon: A documentary about ‘fertility stewardship’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Coming soon: A documentary about ‘fertility stewardship’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

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Awful Jesus junk of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Awful Jesus junk of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

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My Satanism-causing evolutionist friends over at Unreasonable Faith found this document. **A portion of that first sentence is a joke. Anyway, the racist folks at Unreasonable Faith speculate that the top document is real and that the bottom document is fake. Thoughts? Protest those dirty evolutionists! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Protest those dirty evolutionists! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Yeah. This doesn’t change much. God still hates some of you. REALLY hates some of you. And Mark’s version of Reformed theology still sucks. Thank you Matt, for sending this to me! Mark Driscoll offers more context on how much ‘God hates you’… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Mark Driscoll offers more context on how much ‘God hates you’… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

I’m posting this video without any context, and I suspect nobody will complain because it doesn’t feature Mark Driscoll. Christian Nightmares. WARNING: This might make you think bad thoughts… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

WARNING: This might make you think bad thoughts… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Doves, Ducks, Geese, & Jesus! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Doves, Ducks, Geese, & Jesus! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

THANK YOU CHRISTIAN NIGHTMARES… Do you have your own personal angel? Does it have the face of a cat? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Do you have your own personal angel? Does it have the face of a cat? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Not kidding. Click here for more info. Thank you Dangerous Minds for finding this… Mark Your Calendars: October 31st is Jesusween! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Mark Your Calendars: October 31st is Jesusween! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

I tried to ignore this because it’s W*stB*r*… which in my opinion, isn’t a church or “Christian”. They are basically one family that has managed to wiggle their way into America’s popular culture using hate, God, and the funerals of good Americans (famous and otherwise)… And I guess I’m tired of giving the Ph*lps family, […]

I REALLY tried to ignore this… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

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