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Worst name for a Christian bookstore ever?!

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Blog reader, Chris, found this. You can read more here. Worst name for a Christian bookstore ever?! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Worst name for a Christian bookstore ever?! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

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This seems mean (and unintelligent) even for a Baptist church…

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I pray it’s fake. Christian Nightmare. This seems mean (and unintelligent) even for a Baptist church… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

This seems mean (and unintelligent) even for a Baptist church… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

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O-Bama Night: THIS will be the most disturbing nativity you’ll see all season…

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A unicorn, baby Jesus, and a naked President Obama… Happy Holidays. This portrayal is painted by Dan Lacey. You can find out more about him here. You can bid on this painting here. Sent to me by Tyler. O-Bama Night: THIS will be the most disturbing nativity you’ll see all season… is a post from: […]

O-Bama Night: THIS will be the most disturbing nativity you’ll see all season… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

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Jon Stewart’s War on CHRISTmas

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The Daily Show with Jon Stewart Get More: Daily Show Full Episodes,Political Humor & Satire Blog,The Daily Show on Facebook The Daily Show with Jon Stewart Get More: Daily Show Full Episodes,Political Humor & Satire Blog,The Daily Show on Facebook Jon Stewart’s War on CHRISTmas is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jon Stewart’s War on CHRISTmas is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian product of the day…

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And what about that product placement?! Christian product of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian product of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Sexist Christian of the day…

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SOURCE Sexist Christian of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Sexist Christian of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Today my friend (a pastor) received this handwritten WARNING…

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This letter puts then “mental” in fundamental. But it also puts the “fun” in there, too… I searched “Blood Moons” on Youtube… here’s the video that’s referred to in the letter… PART ONE… And here’s PART TWO… Oh… and I love that he mentions how many views “lady gaga’s” videos have gotten… Today my friend […]

Today my friend (a pastor) received this handwritten WARNING… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Interacial couple not welcome at Kentucky church…

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Interacial couple not welcome at Kentucky church… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Interacial couple not welcome at Kentucky church… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Church encourages HIV patients to stop treatment

posted by mpt

Sometimes it’s difficult to see God amid all of this sort of bullshit. And I’m growing weary of this kind of “Pentecostal” bullshit that seems to be thriving in some places of the world. Every one of us should be calling this sort of spiritual abuse for what it is… bullshit. Anyway, here’s the story… […]

Church encourages HIV patients to stop treatment is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Just when you thought the Snuggie couldn’t get any worse…

posted by mpt

… the Snuggie asks Jesus into its fleece and calls itself “The COVERED IN PRAYER” blanket? Yuck. Thank you Jessica… Just when you thought the Snuggie couldn’t get any worse… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Just when you thought the Snuggie couldn’t get any worse… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Pat Robertson fumbles again…

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Oh Pat. Oh Pat… Regarding a segment where Condi Rice mentions that her favorite Thanksgiving dish was Macaroni & Cheese, Pat said… “What is this mac-and-cheese? Is it a black thing?” Oh Pat… please retire. For the love of God, retire… SOURCE Pat Robertson fumbles again… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Pat Robertson fumbles again… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

If we allow gay marriage, some women will marry The Eiffel Tower?

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Ooh, can I marry the Statue of Liberty… The excuses/reasons for being against gay marriage just keep getting more pathetic. Found at Joe. My. God. If we allow gay marriage, some women will marry The Eiffel Tower? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

If we allow gay marriage, some women will marry The Eiffel Tower? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

A Waiter’s Rant: It’s not funny being a waiter…

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SOURCE A Waiter’s Rant: It’s not funny being a waiter… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

A Waiter’s Rant: It’s not funny being a waiter… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

One pastor’s statistics about homosexuals…

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Wow. According to this guy, 50% of all murders in large cities are committed by homosexuals. Do you think he REALLY believes that? Unreal Found at Christian Nightmare. One pastor’s statistics about homosexuals… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

One pastor’s statistics about homosexuals… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Trick or Treat: A Christian group hands out fetus dolls with Halloween treats…

posted by mpt

Read the story here. Some people are so strange… Trick or Treat: A Christian group hands out fetus dolls with Halloween treats… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Trick or Treat: A Christian group hands out fetus dolls with Halloween treats… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Two things every American should know how to use?

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This is one of those images that’s being spread around on Facebook. A friend sent it to me after one of his pastor friends posted it to his walls. Two things every American should know how to use? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Two things every American should know how to use? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

God, Jesus, & the Holy Ghost are TRIPLETS!?

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And they collect the heads of small children. How lovely. God, Jesus, & the Holy Ghost are TRIPLETS!? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

God, Jesus, & the Holy Ghost are TRIPLETS!? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Tennessee Christians to start ‘Occupy the Altar’

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This doesn’t even shock me. SOURCE Tennessee Christians to start ‘Occupy the Altar’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Tennessee Christians to start ‘Occupy the Altar’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

When truly amazing authors write unbeliebably questionable books…

posted by mpt

I refuse to belieb? that Cathleen wrote this book voluntarily. I’m sure she was drugged or temporarily became insane (and uncool) or went completely broke and was somehow forced to pen this title… Because… Cathleen Falsani is an amazing writer. She’s award winning. I love you, Cathleen. You know that, right? I really do. And […]

When truly amazing authors write unbeliebably questionable books… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Fasting or Eating Disorder?

posted by mpt

Dangerous Minds posted this. The above video is from February 2009: That’s when the woman featured in the clip began her first 40-day fast. Well, this year, she decided to do THREE consecutive (almost consecutive) 40-day fasts. According to the woman… I am beginning a 40 day fast, and if possible, the 1st 40 day […]

Fasting or Eating Disorder? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus Body found in Japan!

posted by mpt

The secret to getting hot like Jesus is in these diet pills. Why wait until Heaven to have Jesus Body when you can fly to Japan and buy these pills and have Jesus Body now? I’ve always heard that first century Jews were hot, especially the ones with British accents. A British accent makes anything […]

Jesus Body found in Japan! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Coming soon: A documentary about ‘fertility stewardship’

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Blessings Missed Trailer from Family Gravity Media on Vimeo. You can learn more about this film at www.BlessingsMissed.com… Found at Christian Nightmares… Coming soon: A documentary about ‘fertility stewardship’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Coming soon: A documentary about ‘fertility stewardship’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Awful Jesus junk of the day…

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Awful Jesus junk of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Awful Jesus junk of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Protest those dirty evolutionists!

posted by mpt

My Satanism-causing evolutionist friends over at Unreasonable Faith found this document. **A portion of that first sentence is a joke. Anyway, the racist folks at Unreasonable Faith speculate that the top document is real and that the bottom document is fake. Thoughts? Protest those dirty evolutionists! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Protest those dirty evolutionists! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Mark Driscoll offers more context on how much ‘God hates you’…

posted by mpt

Yeah. This doesn’t change much. God still hates some of you. REALLY hates some of you. And Mark’s version of Reformed theology still sucks. Thank you Matt, for sending this to me! Mark Driscoll offers more context on how much ‘God hates you’… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Mark Driscoll offers more context on how much ‘God hates you’… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

WARNING: This might make you think bad thoughts…

posted by mpt

I’m posting this video without any context, and I suspect nobody will complain because it doesn’t feature Mark Driscoll. Christian Nightmares. WARNING: This might make you think bad thoughts… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

WARNING: This might make you think bad thoughts… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Doves, Ducks, Geese, & Jesus!

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Doves, Ducks, Geese, & Jesus! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Doves, Ducks, Geese, & Jesus! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Do you have your own personal angel? Does it have the face of a cat?

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THANK YOU CHRISTIAN NIGHTMARES… Do you have your own personal angel? Does it have the face of a cat? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Do you have your own personal angel? Does it have the face of a cat? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Mark Your Calendars: October 31st is Jesusween!

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Not kidding. Click here for more info. Thank you Dangerous Minds for finding this… Mark Your Calendars: October 31st is Jesusween! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Mark Your Calendars: October 31st is Jesusween! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

I REALLY tried to ignore this…

posted by mpt

I tried to ignore this because it’s W*stB*r*… which in my opinion, isn’t a church or “Christian”. They are basically one family that has managed to wiggle their way into America’s popular culture using hate, God, and the funerals of good Americans (famous and otherwise)… And I guess I’m tired of giving the Ph*lps family, […]

I REALLY tried to ignore this… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

THIS will likely be the worst ‘Christian’ thing you see all day…

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You’re welcome. Christian Nightmares found this. THIS will likely be the worst ‘Christian’ thing you see all day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

THIS will likely be the worst ‘Christian’ thing you see all day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Pastor, deacons assault gay couple, refuse to let them inside church

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Sickening… Hateful… And sad. Click here for more about this story. Found at Joe. My. God. Pastor, deacons assault gay couple, refuse to let them inside church is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Pastor, deacons assault gay couple, refuse to let them inside church is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

What the… Christian ad of the day

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Found at Christian Nightmares. What the… Christian ad of the day is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

What the… Christian ad of the day is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

RX for Jesus…

posted by mpt

Not sure the context for these pills, but I think this image creates the opportunity for some interesting discussion. Christians do so often prescribe “Jesus” like a pill. What do you think? Have you swallowed the “Jesus pill” before? RX for Jesus… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

RX for Jesus… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

A ‘Christian’ billboard war in Toledo, Ohio

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Nine billboards like the one above have popped up in & around Toledo, Ohio in response to this billboard below. Found at Joe. My. God. A ‘Christian’ billboard war in Toledo, Ohio is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

A ‘Christian’ billboard war in Toledo, Ohio is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus trading cards…

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Jesus Trading Cards are also available for elementary-aged kids. WARNING: The packaging for the “elementary” cards feature a more mature-looking Jesus as well as non-white children. Holly sent this to me. Jesus trading cards… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus trading cards… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

The greatest worst Jesus doll EVER…

posted by mpt

Found here. The greatest worst Jesus doll EVER… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

The greatest worst Jesus doll EVER… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Speaking on behalf of God has consequences…

posted by mpt

The Washington Post asked me to write a piece about the latest Pat Robertson controversy. Recently, a woman named “Andreas” visited the Web site of Pat Robertson’s The 700 Club, clicked the “Bring It On” link and submitted a question to Pat in hopes that the Grand Evangelical Poobah would grant her a live, unscripted, […]

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God guides Rick Perry with ‘supernatural events’ (rain)…

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Southwest Airlines to Rick Perry: “Shut up.” GAWKER found this. God guides Rick Perry with ‘supernatural events’ (rain)… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

God guides Rick Perry with ‘supernatural events’ (rain)… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Pat Robertson: Divorce Your Wife With Alzheimer’s

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I have two questions: What do you think about Pat’s advice? And… Do you think, the moment this episode aired that Pat’s wife left him? Sounds like Pat thinks she should… SENT TO ME JARBAS. Pat Robertson: Divorce Your Wife With Alzheimer’s is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Pat Robertson: Divorce Your Wife With Alzheimer’s is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus + Santa + 9-11 = THIS

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This has to be a conspiracy. Jace sent this to me. And apparently it’s a part of the “Weeping Santa” collection of paintings. Jesus + Santa + 9-11 = THIS is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus + Santa + 9-11 = THIS is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

WHAT THE… God is strong like a twin tower!

posted by mpt

Better prepare yourselves… I’m guessing there’s going to be a good bit of this kind of ick this week… According to Ambassador Agency, this poster was a good idea. Good for God. And good for you. Our Prayer is that this artistic reflection on the events of September 11, 2001, will continually remind us … […]

WHAT THE… God is strong like a twin tower! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Is Comet Elenin a ‘sign of the End Times’?

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Found here first. Click here for another crazy biblical theory about Comet Elenin. AND… there’s this: Did Comet Elenin disintegrate or reveal alien energy shield? So… no matter if it’s “friend or foe,” Comet Elenin is certainly getting people talking and making crazy again. Amen… UPDATE: NASA says Comet Elenin will not kill us. Who […]

Is Comet Elenin a ‘sign of the End Times’? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Blow-up Jesuses

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Blow-up Jesuses is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Blow-up Jesuses is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

El Shaddai: THE VIDEO GAME!

posted by mpt

The folks at American Jesus found this first. And I’m sure they’ve been sitting on their couch eating Doritos and energy drinks imagining what it will be like to control Enoch, the prophet who returns from the Old Testament story to Planet Earth (during the Tribulation) to save mankind from all of the insane allegory […]

El Shaddai: THE VIDEO GAME! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

What one thing would YOU give up?!

posted by mpt

Elias and I didn’t go to Starbucks this morning. Elias didn’t get his usual donut and chocolate soy milk and I didn’t get my scone and coffee. Any time he and I go to SBux our bill ends up being around $9. But rather than giving our $10 to Starbucks this morning, we did something […]

What one thing would YOU give up?! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

I missed God’s book signing (did you?)

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I missed God’s book signing (did you?) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

I missed God’s book signing (did you?) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Is this Church of Christ atheist affirming?

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Do you think this is the actual message that they intended? Bill sent this Friendly Atheist link to me. Is this Church of Christ atheist affirming? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Is this Church of Christ atheist affirming? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Wanna go to Heaven? THIS might change your mind.

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Found at American Jesus. Wanna go to Heaven? THIS might change your mind. is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Wanna go to Heaven? THIS might change your mind. is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus sightings!

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    Jesus sightings! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus sightings! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

An aggressive Christian wants my mailing address…

posted by mpt

I received this email last night. “Jo River” (short for Jordan River?) wants to mail me information about his angry brand of Christianity. I did visit the website where he/she promotes his/her fanatical faith. And I found it to be quite interesting… According to AggressiveChristianity.net, the ministry was started by James and Deborah Green, a […]

An aggressive Christian wants my mailing address… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

A hand tossed cross of Jesus Christ with cheese…

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A hand tossed cross of Jesus Christ with cheese… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

A hand tossed cross of Jesus Christ with cheese… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Indiana Church of Christ is seeking uneducated tattooed dude with no ministry experience to lead youth

posted by mpt

A friend sent me this church youth worker listing… “[We are a] small, growing, easy going, no problem church. Seeking a young man (no experience, no education is no problem). Piercings, tattoos, hair, etc. is no problem. We are good at reaching the types of young people who are traditionally not welcome in churches. We […]

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WOW: The world’s largest drumset & the pastor who plays it…

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According to Dr. Mark Temperato, a pastor, this mountain of drums & cymbals  has a holy purpose. “I have designed and play The Largest DrumSET in the World with an arsenal of unusual sounds to Worship God and Wage War against the enemy since 1978. God’s presence & power upon these sounds bring LIFE, healing, […]

WOW: The world’s largest drumset & the pastor who plays it… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Now you can buy a ‘Witness Stick’

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Christian Nightmares found this first! Now you can buy a ‘Witness Stick’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Now you can buy a ‘Witness Stick’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Furry Christian Rock…

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Found at Everything is Terrible… Furry Christian Rock… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Furry Christian Rock… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus doll or Sammy Hagar doll?

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If I saw this walking on water toward me, I’d scream like a little girl. Thank you, Ian. Jesus doll or Sammy Hagar doll? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus doll or Sammy Hagar doll? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

$hare Je$u$ with a friend…

Sent to me by Matthew.

Christian mugshot of the year

According to Smoking Gun… Meet Robert Norton Kennedy. The South Carolina man, 51, was arrested Saturday morning for assault and battery. He is being held in the Horry County jail on lieu of $5000 bail. According to the suspect’s forehead, […]

11 days until ‘Judgment Day’ (and I’m not laughing)

I’ve only mentioned this “End of the World” story once or twice on my blog. But now that End of the World is less than two weeks away, I thought it was time to mention it again. Why mention it […]

Good News toys

Found at American Jesus!

Free tires from Jesus

Pastor Ed Young works on his 'Swagger'

The man doesn’t need swagger; I think he needs healing. Found at Christian Nightmares!

WHAT: Joel Osteen has never heard of Mark Driscoll?!

BrianD (<-great blogger, btw) blogged yesterday about a very interesting excerpt from Cathy Lynn Grossman’s USA WEEKEND feature on Joel Osteen: Ms. Grossman writes: …In Osteen’s sermons, bad times can be reimagined as opportunities. Someone left you? Lost your job? […]

Bed Intruder Song, the Christian version

Via.

There's something wrong with Pat Robertson

What the crap is Pat talking about? Poor Pat. Why doesn’t he just retire? Or why doesn’t somebody retire him? I don’t think he should be shot like a lame stallion. But he should leave broadcasting for good and perhaps […]

One church's message to God's PEEPle

Like the guys at American Jesus, I’m not sure what this church promotional video is trying to communicate. Thoughts?

A Minnesota church is bribing people to come to their Easter service

The Crossing, a church in Elk River, Minnesota, wants new people to fill their church auditorium this Easter. And if you attend, you might just win a sweet prize! No, not Jesus. Or eternal life in Heaven. Or a mug […]

Church advertisement of the day: Darwin and Jesus kissing?

So what is this trying to say? That Darwin loves Jesus? That they love each other? That they make out sometimes when adhered to a car’s bumper? Or perhaps they meant that Jesus loves Darwin? What do you think? Sent […]

Not sure what this means…

Did you know that Prince William is a descendant of fallen angels?

Sent to me by Mariah and found at Wonkette.

Caption this!

WHAT THE?! A Christian man plays with his snake in a tub (to explain sin)

Found at Unreasonable Faith!

Jesus Christ: Ghetto Star?

Sent to me by Jennifer!

Asteroids will destroy Earth!

And Pat Robertson can hardly wait! He’s on pins and needles waiting for this to happen. Heck, he’s even done the math and made all of the necessary calculations, and he is certain that it will be an asteroid that […]

Fundamentalist pastor attacks Justin Bieber and other 'fems'

Found here.

Woman vomits demon up and into trashcan

You can’t make this stuff up. Wow. Found at Christian Nightmares.

UGH: A Kansas City church starts sermon series called 'Swagger Jacker' (and creates a rap song to celebrate!)

Swagger Jacker from Nexus Church on Vimeo. Do you jack swagger? Not Jimmy Swaggart! Other people’s swagger? Do you jack it? Well, if you do then Nexus church calls you a Swagger Jacker. Which I believe is an insult… or […]

The greatest 'Jesus junk' ever made!

I would totally buy this. What is this? It’s a “Jesus head w/a light bulb Adam’s apple”! Who wouldn’t want to own this amazing God-inspired artifact? Who knew that the light of the world comes from Christ’s clavicle?! Did you? […]

The most sexually graphic sermon ever preached?

1) I didn’t make this video. 2) This sermon contains graphic language. Thoughts?

Hey @jonacuff, is this a Jesus Juke?

I’m not sure this is what Jon Acuff means by “Jesus Juking”. I think this might just be good ole fashion passive aggressiveness. Or perhaps this is juking Jesus.

Man has a church staff meeting with two angels

Or its something like that. But it involves gold teeth, silver trumpets, windy spirits, and fireballs. And I’m pretty sure he also speaks about having an outer body experience (in Missouri). And so much more. Christian Nightmares found this.

When Christians take Jesus's name in vain…

Found here.

Can an optical illusion help people find Jesus?

This video confuses me. I hopes it’s just poor editing. But I don’t think so. At the end where the evangelist Tony Miano asks the young man…”does it make sense?!” I want to shout no, this makes no sense. But […]

WANTED: Theologians with Facebook accounts and crazy hair

Sent to me by Stephen!

Does the Bible support smoking pot?

Well… one Facebook group says yes. The group Every Seed Bearing Plant suggests that Genesis 1:29 offer biblical support for the extracurricular use of marijuana. “And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon […]

Spiritual orgasms

I’ve never experienced anything close to that… at least, not at church with my pastor standing next to me. Have you?

Pole Dancing for Jesus (worship with a pole!)

Sent to me by Hannah! Here’s another video of it… Pole Dancing for Jesus Class in Texas: MyFoxNY.com Found here!

Come have a ball with Jesus! (at a testical festival in Texas)

Come have a ball with Jesus… what the… What?! I figured this had to be fake. But then I Googled it. And I found… JACKSONVILLE — The Texas Testicle Festival has two missions. The first is to glorify God by […]

Pastor reveals 'spiritual signifigance' of the 'Japanese earthquake'

That’s the pastor’s title… not mine. I realize that an earthquake can’t actually be Japanese… Found at Joe. My. God. For the 16-minute version of this sermon (which offers a bit of context), click here.

The Praise Brothers-A duo that sings and kicks

Thank you, Marcus, for sending this to me!

The most important rule to a healthy Baptist marriage!

… never let her talk. If this wasn’t so blatantly sexist, it would be funny. Found at Christian Nightmares!

Proof that Satan exists!?

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy Well, let me be the first to say that the cute Hungarian couple in this video are LIARS! Heresy makers. And probably Rob Bell lovers. Why? Because that […]

Three words that should never be used on the same road sign…

Found here.

How YOU can scare the Devil away (PS: It's EASY!)…

Christian Nightmares finds the best video clips. So how do you scare the Devil away? Well, according to Pastor Steve Munsey, Satan HATES the number seven! In the clip above, Steve uses Christian mumbo-jumbo (can I get an interpreter over […]

FINALLY! Here's your PROOF that man lived with dinosaurs!

I love when “proof” is set to pop music–just makes it easier to soak in… don’t you think? Found at Christian Nightmares via here! LRA… this totally convinces you, right?!

Does Christian propoganda like this really promote life?

Christian Nightmare is the ideal category for this video. PLEASE do not view this video if children are close enough to see or hear. I find manipulative videos like this to be the exact opposite of how “life” should be […]

ANOTHER UPDATE: Anonymous sends Westboro another letter

Found at Dangerous Minds.

THIS right here is God's Best (for you)!

I must say, I’m surprised by the name. Neil? Really? At first glance, I was thinking Pam or Babs or something ambiguous like Rudy. But definitely not Neil. Now, just to be clear: I do not hate the man in […]

UPDATE: Anonymous vs. Westboro

So I’m officially confused. I don’t know if it was a hoax or just a half-hearted attempt by a few Anonymous members to scare WBC…. but late yesterday Anonymous released an “official” statement about the ordeal… Cancel that popcorn. Boo! […]

Proof that Christians influence culture!

See? That really awful Christian “Coke” t-shirt was very influential… We should be proud! You can blame this jerk for the picture!

Real dogs love Jesus

Is your dog real? Thank you Scott for sending this to me!

THIS JUST IN: 'Sin' causing plumbing issue at Baylor University

I’ll let you decide for yourself if this is real. Found & discussed here.

Purchase brimstone for a family member, friend, or coworker!

For the low price of $150 plus shipping you can purchase your very own piece of medium-sized brimstone from Sodom & Gomorrah ! That’s right; you can purchase remnants of God’s anger and judgment for a friend! Your mean-spirited mother? […]

What the? (Can somebody explain THIS?)

I don’t know what to think about this. The person who sent this to me said that it was a science fair. And he could be right because I see a “gravity” display next to the boy’s right shoulder. But […]

THE LATEST IN HEAVENLY FASHION: What the cool Christians are wearing!

Jezebel (the blog, not that God awful queen in the Old Testament) offers us a sneak peek into what good fashionable correct Christian kids will be wearing this season! And of course, all of this year’s high-fashion involve t-shirts! Some […]

Do the 'Trinity' (you have to see this to believe…)

Apparently, the ‘Trinity’ is all the rage! That is, according to the folks at ThreeThrow.com. They’re hoping that, rather than giving people the “Peace Sign” (two fingers) or the Bird (middle finger), that Christians will start “three-throwing” each other instead! […]

'Baywatch' beauty to climb Mt. Ararat in search of Noah's Ark

According to AOL News, former Baywatch beauty Donna D’Errico is on a mission from God. Forty-something D’Errico, who recently took a twirl on Dancing with the Stars, is currently training to climb Mt. Ararat in search of Noah’s Ark. It’s […]

Nothing sells a good idea like FEAR!

Or perhaps sex… Sent to me by Khad.

Ted Haggard and family pose in hot tub for GQ!

Thoughts?! Read the GQ story here. Found at Christian Nightmares.

Worst 'Christian Song' Ever

UnBEARable… Found at Christian Nightmares.

Christian Music Artists Teabagging For Jesus

Battle Hymn of Sarah Palin’s Republic (not kidding)

Sent to me by @caseyzachary

THIS IS HILARIOUS (and WRONG): A Christian Ventriloquist

Wow…. Found at Everything is Terrible And this is terrible…

Little Spanish-speaking Red Riding Hood and the Sinner

Wow… it’s weirder in Spanish… Found at Everything is Terrible…

The Singing Midget

Found at Christian Nightmares.

CAPTION THIS! (WARNING: Some Christians might be offended and unable to write caption…)

‘Prophet’ Cindy Jacobs has a NEW theory about what caused all those dead birds

01-05-11 GI News from Generals International on Vimeo. Crazy Cindy has been getting phone calls from some of her stormtroopers have been asking her about the death of thousands of birds and fish in Arkansas, etc… Cindy had an answer […]

I promise… THIS will be the strangest thing (set to a Beatles song!) you’ll see all day

Does somebody care to translate this? Found at Christian Nightmares.

Christians Using Mathematics to Explain God

In all seriousness, you have to wonder if the person who created this video REALLY thinks there’s any rhyme, reason, or mathematical logic to his or her theory… I mean, if this is true, then “Love of Satan” will put […]

‘The Fruits of the Spirit’ will keep your lips moist

Chapped lips? Moisturize them with words from the Apostle Paul. Thank you Kerry-Anne…

‘Christian t-shirt’ of the day…

This seems very insensitive to me, especially when I consider all of the people who haven’t been cured of cancer by Jesus. I do believe Jesus can heal. But the how, when, who, and what is confusing and frustrating to […]

When Christians ignore the FACTS (and believe FICTION)

I was once guilty of believing this “sun fact,” and I always used it as a way to say… Isn’t God amazing?! Found at Scotteriology.com (<-A really awesome blog, btw!)

Christian using (abusing?) Jesus!

Wow. Wonder how much a prayerjob costs. But seriously, this is awful… And rumor has it… this business is closed.

Assemblies of God Hates Santa (you wanna know why?)

BECAUSE… …if you rearrange the letters in the word “SANTA”… you get… the name of this guy or angel… a really really really bad angel… like the worst angel EVER… SATAN!!!!!!! Satan… OMG! or AOG!!!! AAAA! OOHHH! GEEE! Yeah… because […]

Tne ‘Uno’ card game where grace & prayer prevail!

The Christian alternative to Uno… draw four. Thanks to Brian for sending this to me!

‘If you’re a Christian, you’re smarter than Einstein!’ says evangelist

This video of Evangelist Jason Westerfield is chock full of little nuggets of “Christian” wisdom. At the almost 2-minute mark, he tells a story about a woman getting healed from AIDS right over the phone! Sigh… Found at Christian Nightmares.

‘Christian’ Pickup Truck of the Day…

Found at Christian Nightmare.

Jewelry store having a 50% off ‘Second Coming’ sale!

Bless his heart.

A NEW TREND IN CHRISTIAN CULTURE? I really feel sorry for this lamb

First, there was THIS church mural… And then my friend John Emery sent me the one above… That poor little lamb looks anything but peaceful. And the Christmas wreath makes it that much more awesome…

Sometimes when the Lion lies down with the Lamb, they … (MUST SEE TO BELIEVE!)

Do it doggy style? W. T. F? And yes… THIS IS REAL. It’s from a church in Maryland. Found here. Thank you Marshall.

‘Ugly Betty’ Star Kills Mom (while quoting scripture)

This is so sad and sick… Michael Brea, an actor who had roles on “Ugly Betty” and “Step-Up 3-D,” was arrested in Brooklyn, New York early Tuesday, after police say he “held his mother hostage and then murdered her with […]

World’s Biggest Turban

…turban. Apparently turban size matters to some people. According to the blog Dangerous Minds where I found this monstrosity, the guy in the picture is Baba Major Singh. And he’s known for having the world’s largest dumalla (warrior turban). The […]

TODAY’S WISDOM: Christians should NEVER celebrate God’s marvelous creation after smoking cheap crack!

Creation Celebration from Airwave Ranger on Vimeo. Found at Everything is Terrible!

Bad idea or bad design?

THIS is what you’d get if Tae Bo expert Billy Banks swallowed the Holy Spirit

I can do a sit-up. I can sometimes do a pull-up. But a “Praise-up”? I don’t think I could ever do one of those… But apparently this guy is famous. I’ve never seen him before. Have you? Special thanks to […]

Look what all Freshman receive at Bob Jones University! Wow.

Chances are though, for some students–maybe just a couple–it won’t be their first. Found at Christian Nightmare.

The Identity Conference: WHOA. Iggity. Iggity. WHOA!

Yay. A fat PeeWee Herman is doing a conference–WHOA–in Alabama about Jesus. You wanna go? WEEEEEEEEEEEEE You sure? Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. We could go together…. Whoa, I mean, wow. Found at Christian Nightmares.

THE FAIRYTALE OF EVOLUTION: How A Jar of Jiff Jinxes Evolution!

This is classic. Who knew? Peanut butter (with all of its scientifically manufactured preservatives) disproves evolution… Awesome. Stupid evolutionists. Found at American Jesus.

SHOULD WE DO THIS TO OUR CHILDREN? Not mine.

A church in Tulsa called “The Guts” (yes, the Guts) is currently featuring it’s annual Christian outreach called NIGHTMARE. Here’s the link to the promo…. But what was disheartening for me was watching the YouTube clips of those who experienced […]

Satan Discovered in New Guinea?

More than 200 “new” species of creatures have been discovered in the lush jungles of New Guinea. And it appears as Satan was among the Scientist’s new finds! Isn’t that a scary looking creature? Like something out of Revelations. It’s […]

INTRODUCING: FUZZY CROSSES!! (Do you have a fuzzy cross?)

Introducing… Fuzzy Crosses. And let me tell you… Fuzzy Crosses are awesome. Why are they awesome? Because they are crosses and they are also fuzzy. According to Fuzzy Cross website, Fuzzy Crosses are… The handmade, collectable (sic) Fuzzy Cross comes […]

WHAT THE? This Might be the Oddest Church Drama Ever

There’s probably some context that we’re missing, but honestly, context might make it worse. Found at Christian Nightmares!

WARNING: This Jesus T-Shirt Might Offend You

This is just wrong. On every level. But then again, it’s theological too. But still wrong. Just like a lot of people’s theology. Your thoughts? Sent to me by Brian.

Should Women Say ‘Amen’ in Church?

Put a cigarette in his hand and this could work as a scene from ‘Mad Men.’ Found at Stuff Fundies Like…

A Church’s Snake Handling Disclaimer!

This is amazing. Faith at its finest… I hate snakes. I hate snakes. I hate snakes…. Found at Unreasonable Faith (via MSNBC)

A Woman Really Enjoying Church (like REALLY enjoying it.)

God or a full moon… you decide. Found at Christian Nightmares.

NO! We don’t do this to Jesus.

Teen Mania is Insane (Part One)

Wow. This is the kind of church crap that makes me sick to my stomach. Mica, one the people interviewed in the piece, will be writing a post for JesusNeedsNewPR.net in the next week or so… Visit Mica’s “My Teen […]

Possessed Pentecostals (Parts 1 & 2)

Not sure what they’re possessed by… but these people need healing. Somebody call Dr. Phil. Or Dionne Warwick. Wow. Pentecostals should consider making it a rule to not allow video recording equipment in their church buildings… And here’s part 2… […]

THIS POST MIGHT YOU CAUSE PAIN: If ‘Toy Story’ was about Jesus it would be called…

Uh…. As if Woody doesn’t bring people joy. There’s a sex joke in there somewhere, but I’m choosing to take the high road. I know. You’re shocked. Me too. But seriously, Joy Story? Groan. Sent to me by @BrianDBuchanan. Thanks […]

God’s CREATIVE Miracles! (as opposed to God’s uncreative miracles)

Ooh… among all of the crazy represented in this video, we learn that one of God’s creative miracles includes giving somebody brand new eyeballs! Awesome. Sigh. Found at Christian Nightmares

FUNNY & WRONG: A Fake Commercial for Burn A Quran Day!

Wow. Lord have mercy on humanity. Special thanks to my friend Christopher for sending this in.

FINALLY! Reality TV with biblical principles! (PG13)

Oh dear. TLC is getting all biblical on us, and no, I don’t mean The Duggars. I mean, a reality TV show is about to give us a lesson about polygamy!!!!!!! polygamy. While I’m pretty sure this isn’t the sort […]

God whitens teeth, says evangelist

According to Evangelist Joshua Mills at NewWineRevival.org says he was recently preaching in New Zealand when a woman began smelling the minty-fresh fragrance of toothpaste. And the woman was like, “What? Why in the world would I be smelling toothpaste?!” […]

Jesus is a little prick…

Ouch. Does this mean that Jesus is like an antibiotic? Just enough infection to get our soul’s immune systems to fight the evil? And where does the cross/needle go? Our shoulders? Our butts? Where? This hurts in so many ways.

Christians vs. Strippers in Ohio!

SOURCE: Strip-club owner Tommy George rolled up to the church in his grabber-orange Dodge Challenger, drinking a Mountain Dew at 9 in the morning and smoking a cigarette he had just rolled himself. Pastor Bill Dunfee stepped out of a […]

This is pro-life? Really?!

SOURCE: A “pro-life” group in Arkansas is celebrating (they sent out a press release!) the closing of The Fayetteville Women’s Clinic, one of only two places in Arkansas that perform abortions. According o the press release, the group says… “This […]

Possessed by Holy Spirit, baby speaks in tongues

Dang. This is scary. But the captions are hilarious. Found.

SLAIN IN THE FLESH? This is one affair I can’t believe…

SOURCE: Paula and Benny?! Seriously. This has to be a rumor, right? It has to be. Why? Well… Paula isn’t blind. And if she was, Benny would heal her and then wish he hadn’t. Because being slain in the spirit […]

Smalltown Christianity…

I don’t get it…

Love is patient. Love is crack? (NSFC-Not Safe For Church)

Found at Christian Nightmare.

Evangelist offers 2010 prophecy for Australia (and God’s menu includes fish)

Evangelist Heidi Baker begins her prophecy for Down Under with some cackling. And then she says “Shaka Baba.” I think she’s referencing one of the Ewoks by name. And then she begins–BOO BA–receiving a words–ACKA BOBAH–from God about Australia. These […]

Is this a Christian t-shirt or a worldly t-shirt?

In other words… is it bragging or poking fun?

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