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UFO over Jerusalem

After watching this, you just know that John Hagee had to change his underwear. But in all seriousness, it is sort of strange. UFOs fascinate me. I know there’s probably a logical explanation for the sighting. But still, I like […]


The Praying Bird (You Must See This To Believe…)


The ‘Jesus Position’ is the Latest Trend in Yoga?

This could be Photoshopped. I can’t tell.


PROPHETIC TRAINING SEMINAR: Learn how to sing in tongues!

Found at Christian Nightmares.

Little boy visits heaven during surgery, meets John the Baptist

Found at Christian Nightmares.

The Identity Conference: WHOA. Iggity. Iggity. WHOA!

Yay. A fat PeeWee Herman is doing a conference–WHOA–in Alabama about Jesus. You wanna go? WEEEEEEEEEEEEE You sure? Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. We could go together…. Whoa, I mean, wow. Found at Christian Nightmares.

Satan Discovered in New Guinea?

More than 200 “new” species of creatures have been discovered in the lush jungles of New Guinea. And it appears as Satan was among the Scientist’s new finds! Isn’t that a scary looking creature? Like something out of Revelations. It’s […]

Teen Mania is Insane (Part One)

Wow. This is the kind of church crap that makes me sick to my stomach. Mica, one the people interviewed in the piece, will be writing a post for in the next week or so… Visit Mica’s “My Teen […]

Get your tickets to see Jesus…


Possessed Pentecostals (Parts 1 & 2)

Not sure what they’re possessed by… but these people need healing. Somebody call Dr. Phil. Or Dionne Warwick. Wow. Pentecostals should consider making it a rule to not allow video recording equipment in their church buildings… And here’s part 2… […]

God’s CREATIVE Miracles! (as opposed to God’s uncreative miracles)

Ooh… among all of the crazy represented in this video, we learn that one of God’s creative miracles includes giving somebody brand new eyeballs! Awesome. Sigh. Found at Christian Nightmares

Possessed by Holy Spirit, baby speaks in tongues

Dang. This is scary. But the captions are hilarious. Found.

SLAIN IN THE FLESH? This is one affair I can’t believe…

SOURCE: Paula and Benny?! Seriously. This has to be a rumor, right? It has to be. Why? Well… Paula isn’t blind. And if she was, Benny would heal her and then wish he hadn’t. Because being slain in the spirit […]

Smalltown Christianity…

I don’t get it…

Evangelist offers 2010 prophecy for Australia (and God’s menu includes fish)

Evangelist Heidi Baker begins her prophecy for Down Under with some cackling. And then she says “Shaka Baba.” I think she’s referencing one of the Ewoks by name. And then she begins–BOO BA–receiving a words–ACKA BOBAH–from God about Australia. These […]

Do you follow Jesus doggie style? (Uh, maybe you should)

Thoughts? Howls? Sent to me by Gymmie.

Advice about friendships from puppets that love Jesus and cowboy hats!

Found at Christian Nightmares.

WARNING LADIES: Sometimes God’s Word gropes its readers…

Guys might like this. Sent in by Michael!

Previous Posts

Arsenal quer reforçar ataque, e meio-campo argentino pensa em deixar o PSG
Arsenal pensa novamente em Icardi Segundo o jornal inglês 'The Independent', o Arsenal estão se alinhando para apresentar uma proposta em janeiro para o atacante da Inter de Milão, Mauro Icardi .O jogador de 22 anos de idade teve umas ...

posted 8:32:00pm Nov. 24, 2015 | read full post »

Van Gaal confirma interesse em Ronaldo
O técnico do Manchester United, Louis van Gaal, deu uma indicação mais clara sobre o interesse do clube inglês em trazer Cristiano Ronaldo de volta a Premier League na próxima temporada.Ronaldo deixou o clube para o Real Madrid em 2009, por ...

posted 1:13:00pm Nov. 22, 2015 | read full post »

Chelsea mira mais dois nomes
José Mourinho quer contratar Wesley Sneijder do Galatasaray durante a janela de transferência do mês de janeiro, segundo relata o jornal turco "Fanatik".O treinador português quer reforçar o meio-campo do Chelsea numa tentativa de dar a ...

posted 6:56:00pm Nov. 18, 2015 | read full post »

Inter estuda contratação de Hazard
O jornal 'The Mirror' afirma que a Inter está de olho na contratação da estrela do Chelsea, Eden Hazard , que também é procurado pela Juventus, Real Madrid e PSG.Segundo a edição de hoje do jornal inglês, Roberto Mancini tem acompanhado ...

posted 3:08:00pm Nov. 16, 2015 | read full post »

Chelsea deve devolver Falcão e clube ingles já mira reforços para posição
Chelsea pensa em devolver Radamel Falcão ao MonacoA especulação em torno do regresso de Radamel Falcão ao Monaco volta a ganhar força, com o jornal britânico "The Sun" a revelar a noticia de que o Chelsea está pronto para colocar um ponto ...

posted 2:50:00pm Nov. 15, 2015 | read full post »


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