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UFO over Jerusalem

After watching this, you just know that John Hagee had to change his underwear. But in all seriousness, it is sort of strange. UFOs fascinate me. I know there’s probably a logical explanation for the sighting. But still, I like […]

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The Praying Bird (You Must See This To Believe…)

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The ‘Jesus Position’ is the Latest Trend in Yoga?

This could be Photoshopped. I can’t tell.

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PROPHETIC TRAINING SEMINAR: Learn how to sing in tongues!

Found at Christian Nightmares.

Little boy visits heaven during surgery, meets John the Baptist

Found at Christian Nightmares.

The Identity Conference: WHOA. Iggity. Iggity. WHOA!

Yay. A fat PeeWee Herman is doing a conference–WHOA–in Alabama about Jesus. You wanna go? WEEEEEEEEEEEEE You sure? Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. We could go together…. Whoa, I mean, wow. Found at Christian Nightmares.

Satan Discovered in New Guinea?

More than 200 “new” species of creatures have been discovered in the lush jungles of New Guinea. And it appears as Satan was among the Scientist’s new finds! Isn’t that a scary looking creature? Like something out of Revelations. It’s […]

Teen Mania is Insane (Part One)

Wow. This is the kind of church crap that makes me sick to my stomach. Mica, one the people interviewed in the piece, will be writing a post for JesusNeedsNewPR.net in the next week or so… Visit Mica’s “My Teen […]

Get your tickets to see Jesus…

Found.

Possessed Pentecostals (Parts 1 & 2)

Not sure what they’re possessed by… but these people need healing. Somebody call Dr. Phil. Or Dionne Warwick. Wow. Pentecostals should consider making it a rule to not allow video recording equipment in their church buildings… And here’s part 2… […]

God’s CREATIVE Miracles! (as opposed to God’s uncreative miracles)

Ooh… among all of the crazy represented in this video, we learn that one of God’s creative miracles includes giving somebody brand new eyeballs! Awesome. Sigh. Found at Christian Nightmares

Possessed by Holy Spirit, baby speaks in tongues

Dang. This is scary. But the captions are hilarious. Found.

SLAIN IN THE FLESH? This is one affair I can’t believe…

SOURCE: Paula and Benny?! Seriously. This has to be a rumor, right? It has to be. Why? Well… Paula isn’t blind. And if she was, Benny would heal her and then wish he hadn’t. Because being slain in the spirit […]

Smalltown Christianity…

I don’t get it…

Evangelist offers 2010 prophecy for Australia (and God’s menu includes fish)

Evangelist Heidi Baker begins her prophecy for Down Under with some cackling. And then she says “Shaka Baba.” I think she’s referencing one of the Ewoks by name. And then she begins–BOO BA–receiving a words–ACKA BOBAH–from God about Australia. These […]

Do you follow Jesus doggie style? (Uh, maybe you should)

Thoughts? Howls? Sent to me by Gymmie.

Advice about friendships from puppets that love Jesus and cowboy hats!

Found at Christian Nightmares.

WARNING LADIES: Sometimes God’s Word gropes its readers…

Guys might like this. Sent in by Michael!

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Real quer Morata de volta
O Real Madrid vai acionar a cláusula de recompra no valor de 32 milhões de euros de Álvaro Morata junto a Juventus, que em junho de 2014 pagou 20 milhões de euros pelo atacante formado nas categorias de base do clube merengue, de acordo com ...

posted 5:46:00am Feb. 05, 2016 | read full post »

Jiangsu Suning confirma Alex Teixeira por 218 milhões
O Jiangsu Suning anunciou nesta sexta-feira a contratação do meia-atacante brasileiro Alex Teixeira por 50 milhões de euros (cerca de R$ 218 milhões), o valor mais alto de sempre pago por um clube da China.Alex Teixeira chega à equipe de ...

posted 5:32:00am Feb. 05, 2016 | read full post »

Falcao pode parar na China; Liverpool quase levou Icardi
O Chelsea ainda tenta negociar o atacante Radamel Falcao nessa temporada - apesar da janela ter fechado ontem.O jornal 'Telegraph' revela que o atacante colombiano esteve na Espanha , ontem, em uma tentativa de se reunir com o ex-clube, ...

posted 5:32:00pm Feb. 03, 2016 | read full post »

Janela europeia de encerra hoje. Veja as últimas noticias!
United se aproxima de jovem promessa do BenficaO Manchester United está em negociações avançadas com o Benfica para a contratação do meia-atacante Renato Sanches .Os Reds ainda estão para realizar sua primeira contratação na janela de ...

posted 7:54:00pm Jan. 31, 2016 | read full post »

United e Inter disputam contratação de Banega
A Inter de Milão pretende contratar o argentino Ever Banega, cujo contrato com o Sevilla termina em junho desse ano. O meio-campo ainda não renovou com a equipe espanhola, o que lhe dá a liberdade para assinar um pré-contrato com qualquer ...

posted 8:13:00am Jan. 27, 2016 | read full post »

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