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Can you be a Christian and still ‘Rick Perry’?

posted by mpt

When I turned on Wednesday evening’s Republican debate, while I was somewhat interested in hearing what all of the candidates except Rick Santorum had to say, I mostly tuned in to see Rick Perry perform a miracle. Because based on the Perry mania that’s spreading among evangelicals faster than offering plates at a Benny Hinn […]

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A BLOG POST: How To Find God in Natural Disasters!

posted by mpt

Okay, East Coast, it’s official: God’s put you on his geographical poop list. Now, don’t fret about this; it happens to most geographical locations at one point or another. Now, there’s no exact science to figuring out which areas of the world God hates the most—though you’re not quite at Toledo’s level yet—however, I do […]

A BLOG POST: How To Find God in Natural Disasters! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

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BACK-TO-SCHOOL TIPS: Identify the GAY AGENDA!

THIS JUST IN: THE GAY AGENDA IS SNEAKY. Can I hear you praise the Lord with a little Woop! Woop!???? (Cue the song, “Come On Ride the Train.”) Listen up Christian parents! Well, actually the only ones who need to […]

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Roberto Mancini quer se reunir novamente com a dupla do Manchester City, Yaya Toure e Pablo Zabaleta na Inter de Milão.O ex-treinador do City quer atrair ambos os jogadores para a Inter de Milão na próxima temporada como ele tenta tornar os ...

posted 1:29:00am Feb. 12, 2016 | read full post »

Nova era no United?
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posted 6:10:00am Feb. 11, 2016 | read full post »

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posted 5:46:00am Feb. 05, 2016 | read full post »

Jiangsu Suning confirma Alex Teixeira por 218 milhões
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posted 5:32:00am Feb. 05, 2016 | read full post »

Falcao pode parar na China; Liverpool quase levou Icardi
O Chelsea ainda tenta negociar o atacante Radamel Falcao nessa temporada - apesar da janela ter fechado ontem.O jornal 'Telegraph' revela que o atacante colombiano esteve na Espanha , ontem, em uma tentativa de se reunir com o ex-clube, ...

posted 5:32:00pm Feb. 03, 2016 | read full post »

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