Happy Holidays… Jesus is the reason for… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR
Happy Holidays… Jesus is the reason for… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR
An op-ed piece in one of Nashville’s local newspapers suggests that Tim Tebow might be the most polarizing American athlete since Mohammad Ali. While that might be a stretch, it does seem like a lot of people are chatting about America’s love/hate relationship with Tim Tebow. Googling “Tim Tebow polarizing” produces a multitude of features, […]
FLASHBACK… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR
FLASHBACK… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR
Jeffrey sent this to me… Are YOU making a covenant with DEATH & HELL? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR
Wow. Thank you, Juanjo, for sending this to me… DID YOU KNOW THIS? Pokemon are ‘Oriental Demons’… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR
Found at Christian Nightmares. This is how you celebrate Jesusween! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR
Not kidding. Click here for more info. Thank you Dangerous Minds for finding this… Mark Your Calendars: October 31st is Jesusween! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR
I tried to ignore this because it’s W*stB*r*… which in my opinion, isn’t a church or “Christian”. They are basically one family that has managed to wiggle their way into America’s popular culture using hate, God, and the funerals of good Americans (famous and otherwise)… And I guess I’m tired of giving the Ph*lps family, […]
Stephen Colbert on God and Hell is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR
Christian Facebook status of the year!? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR
Cheez-It Christ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR
Sickening… Hateful… And sad. Click here for more about this story. Found at Joe. My. God. Pastor, deacons assault gay couple, refuse to let them inside church is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR
Thoughts? Which would you choose? Sent to me by Teresa! Alabama town offers choice: Do time in jail… or do time in church is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR
So who will Ted Haggard swap his wife, Gayle, for? Gary Busey’s wife. Or his girlfriend. Or somebody female who hangs around him. Yep. According to the LA Times… Gary Busey and Ted Haggard swap wives … That’s not a joke or a punchline. It will actually happen on the new reality series “Celebrity Wife Swap,” […]
Thank American Jesus for this gem. This is what Jesus did to cool teenagers in 1995 is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR
This has to be a conspiracy. Jace sent this to me. And apparently it’s a part of the “Weeping Santa” collection of paintings. Jesus + Santa + 9-11 = THIS is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR
I found this at Unreasonable Faith. It’s not a “confirmed” story. Via Dangerous Minds. Oops. is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR
Sent to me by ML. Christian Facebook status of the day! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR
Brooke reminded me that this movie is out now. It was supposed to come out in January but then it didn’t. Is it playing in your town? According to Suing the Devil‘s website, Wired Magazine included it on its “Top Summer Movies That Will Rock You” list. But rock us in what way? And… it […]
Scott sent me this YouTube clip. This clip is from a 1996 BBC documentary called Science Friction: Creationism in the Classroom. So… has the debate evolved at all? Creationism vs. Evolution: Has the debate evolved? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR
Creationism vs. Evolution: Has the debate evolved? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR
Blog reader, Omar, sent this Tennessean article to me. It was Riley West’s fourth and final shot of insulin of the day. Riley’s grandfather sat beside the 5-year-old and gave her the shot, and he reached for the box of bandages. Scooby-Doo. “It just dawned on me, we pray for healing at home and we […]
According to the movie’s press material… Machine Gun Preacher is the inspirational true story of Sam Childers, a former drug-dealing criminal who undergoes an astonishing transformation and finds an unexpected calling as the savior of hundreds of kidnapped and orphaned children. Gerard Butler (300) delivers a searing performance as Childers, the impassioned founder of the […]
Jesus sightings! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR
Christian Nightmares found this first! Now you can buy a ‘Witness Stick’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR
I can’t take credit for that headline. It could also be a morphing together of Jesus and Jeremy Irons… Jesus Downey Jr. is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR
Found at Christian Nightmares. ‘Troublemaker’ Christine O’Donnell on liberty is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR
According to scripture, upon returning to heaven after his death and resurrection, Jesus sat down in a chair next to God. I imagine them sitting like this often, watching the events on Planet Earth and making commentary. My guess would […]
Effective? Love that Ron Jeremy makes a cameo. With sheep. Not sure why the puppet is there, but all in all, it’s a decent ad that might serve as a good reminder to parents. Found here. Thanks Matt.
Remember this kid? That was 1992. This is that “kid” today. His name is Michael Clancy. And he’s a lawyer in Arizona. The folks at HyperVocal interviewed Michael. HV: As of right now, the video which was uploaded about a […]
I found this at Dangerous Minds. It’s a clip about the dangers of rock-n-roll from 1982’s Rock: It’s Your Decision. I can’t tell you how many of these types of sermons I sat through as a child. Barry Manilow gets […]
Eastlake Community Church in Washington State is celebrating a “Paranormal Easter”… Sounds sort of interesting. The graphic is definitely well done. And Ryan and Jeremy, the church’s pastors seem like really nice guys. If anybody lives close, check it out […]
I know very little about Japanese animation, mostly because I’ve never been much of a fan. (Hated “Speed Racer” when I was a kid). However, from what I can tell, this is pretty well done. It kept my attention throughout, […]
A statue of Tim Tebow (featuring scripture verses under his eyes) was unveiled at the University of Florida… Story here. Found at Christian Nightmares.
Sent to me by Daniel!
Wow. What an ass. Unreal.
Lisa sent me this video. And she offers some good insight about her thoughts here in this blog post. The portion about her meeting a fundamentalist begins just after the 2-minute mark.
Sigh… When Chad Holtz lost his old belief in hell, he also lost his job. The pastor of a rural United Methodist church in North Carolina wrote a note on his Facebook page supporting a new book by Rob Bell, […]
What’s wrong with Victoria Jackson? And why is she on CNN acting as though she’s still performing in one of those SNL skits from the 1980s? I think she’s waiting for Dennis Miller to cut in. Now, I’m not suggesting […]
Well… one Facebook group says yes. The group Every Seed Bearing Plant suggests that Genesis 1:29 offer biblical support for the extracurricular use of marijuana. “And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon […]
One question that I get more often than you might imagine is this: Hey, what’s the deal with Christian Nightmares? (You know, the Tumblr site/blog of mostly freakishly Christian videos that I repost a lot!) And while I have exchanged […]
Found at Christian Nightmares!
Thank you Rachel Held Evans for sending me this t-shirt link!
Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy Well, let me be the first to say that the cute Hungarian couple in this video are LIARS! Heresy makers. And probably Rob Bell lovers. Why? Because that […]
John Piper says that Bob Dylan got THIS right. What did Dylan get sooooooo right? His song ‘Gotta Serve Somebody’! Says Piper… In 1979 Bob Dylan recorded the song “Gotta Serve Somebody.” For those who listen with biblically informed ears […]
I read this story on one of my favorite blogs–Gawker.com. The headline is catchy: Oprah fired me for talking about Jesus! While I believe this story could be true, I’m also skeptical since its source is Kitty Kelley, the well-known […]
…because God doesn’t know how to regect something. And God knows everything.
Ed Young, pastor of Fellowship Bible Church in Dallas, announced the other day that HBO will be showing up tomorrow night at his church to tape a segment for the network’s upcoming documentary about sex. For the occasion, the church […]
According to Christianity Today… …The 35-year-old’s inking was done in LA a few months ago by tattoo artist to the celebs, Mark Mahoney… And it features Jesus’s pubic hair! It took 12 hours in total and was completed over two […]
According to this post at CNN, Christians are being encouraged to adopt terrorists! No, not you would adopt/sponsor a child through World Vision or Compassion International. This adoption process only means that you would make an effort to pray for […]
Clay sent this to me. I tried to go to Westboro’s site myself and got this message… So… maybe… just maybe Anonymous is winning 1 to nothing. Or Westboro is busy adding more hate to their blog. Time will tell… […]
Awesome! Now I can figure out how far away God put all of the lies I’ve told… Well, if I was good at math.
Wish Jesus would save the woman’s spelling–and not to mention, add some punctuation. And her word usage… witch? Like?!
So I’m officially confused. I don’t know if it was a hoax or just a half-hearted attempt by a few Anonymous members to scare WBC…. but late yesterday Anonymous released an “official” statement about the ordeal… Cancel that popcorn. Boo! […]
See? That really awful Christian “Coke” t-shirt was very influential… We should be proud! You can blame this jerk for the picture!
Billy Ray Cyrus is interviewed in this month’s GQ. And it’s an interesting (and sobering) read. Here’s a snippet: Just before moving out to Los Angeles, the whole family had been baptized together by their pastor at the People’s Church […]
Thank you Jonathan.
According to AOL News, former Baywatch beauty Donna D’Errico is on a mission from God. Forty-something D’Errico, who recently took a twirl on Dancing with the Stars, is currently training to climb Mt. Ararat in search of Noah’s Ark. It’s […]
Well, there (or HERE) you have it, friends… Homer is Catholic. And it’s official. For the Vatican tells me so. The newspaper acknowledged that Homer snores through the sermons of the Reverend Lovejoy and inflicts “never-ending humiliation” on his evangelical […]
Ms. Mariah set to release a second Christmas record. It’s been 16 years since her last Christmas record. Hard to believe, huh? But gosh, with the magic photoshop, you can’t tell it’s been that long by looking at the cover. […]
Wow. I don’t know who created (or manipulated) this picture of Jesus. And I don’t know why. But I think it makes a very good point. The Christian faith often gets presented like it’s a Happy Meal with a toy […]
People in the place If you wanna get down Put your hands in the air Jesus Christ, drop the beat now I think the above situation has actually happened a time or two at my church. Shh, don’t tell Pete […]
The following conversation was sent in to Not Always Right, a blog about customers not always being right. I thought it was interesting. Do you think it’s a true story? (A young woman, about 20 years old, comes up to […]
The Lord is… my mechanic my plastic surgeon my yoga instructor my president my lover I shall not want? He maketh me to lie down… in a house with three screaming kids on a stage in front of thousands on […]
This is so bad. But I confess, I giggled. Twice. Found at Dangerous Minds. If you have no idea why this is bad or why I giggled, click here.
Look at the following pictures…. then answer the question below.
Touchdown Jesus is no more. It burned down last night after being hit by lightning. The story is here. **UPDATE** There will be a second coming! Of “Touchdown Jesus.” Yep… the church’s electronic sign had a simple message flashing Tuesday […]
Zach’s oprah deal from Zach Anner on Vimeo. GO ZACH!
Anybody know if/when Pat is planning to retire? I hope he doesn’t still drive a car. Found at Christian Nightmares.
Do you think Sarah’s a saint? Found at Huffungton Post Thanks for the heads up Adam!
See? This right here is proof that… 1) God is a fan of marketing human crap. 2) God lends his voice to a lot of movie trailers, too. 3) God will help anybody. Found at Dangerous Minds!
While driving to pick up Elias from daycare, I was listening to mixed CD of Jonatha Brooke songs that I made several years ago for Jessica. Have you heard of Jonatha? She once belonged to a band called the Story. […]
Aw, Lutherans are so darn cute when they try to be relevant. My favorite lyric… “Peyton’s got that comeback zing, but Jesus is the comeback King! Third and long, he rose again! So let his people shout and sing!” TOUCHDOWN! […]
See the entire hilarious collection at Dorkly. Thanks Brad for the heads up! This post is rated E.
Well, sort of… according to some Christian fundies, the oil spill is a sign of the End Times! Of course it is. Seriously, what isn’t a sign of the End Times these days? But this time, the fundies think the […]
This video brings up some very interesting questions… 1) Was the Cosby sweater still in style in 1995? 2) Who was the first preacher to say, “I don’t know how a brown cow can eat green grass and produce white […]
(Some of you may have already seen this, so forgive me if I’m sharing old news. I just read this.) Anyway, I bet you can’t guess why it’s Ellen’s fault. THREE GUESSES: A) It’s because she’s a lesbian. B) It’s […]
About a year-and-a-half ago I download an app for my iPhone called the “Offender Locator.” This app allows one to use their “current location” to locate the names, addresses, and faces of sex offenders. Upon downloading, I launched the application, […]
The second coming of Thundercats will happen in 2011. I know this has nothing to do with Jesus or church or faith… oh wait, it sort of does have something to do with faith. Because I wasn’t allowed to watch […]
Hmm, “Come as you are” would make a good church campaign, huh? Just as long as it doesn’t include a Big Mac.
Well, according to Ted Baehr, yes! Who’s Ted? He’s the founder of Movieguide and somebody who once worked for me while I was the music and entertainment editor of Crosswalk (that’s long story that I’ll refrain from reliving on my […]
Christian TV is a band that creates a musical sound that combines hip-hop, pop, & electronica. The band’s sound is pretty hot. One of its music videos is below. (Just a warning. Some might be offended by certain images in […]
Stephen Baldwin (i.e. StevieB) is coming to a city near you! Awww…. yeaaaahhhhh…. Anyway, StevieB is hosting an extreme sports show called the Assalt Tour. I think that’s what it’s called… I suppose the inside joke is that it’s missing […]
Oh, the power (and praise?) of Apple. This is actually pretty cool. But of course, it’s Apple and the band is from Europe, those things make everything a little cooler… Why is that? Found at Crazy Christian Clips.
Found at Christian Nightmares…
This is hilarious. Before you complain about me using 75 percent of the slang word for poo, watch the video. I think you’ll wonder why I used the asterisk. And this is why I have always turned down interviews with […]
Well, as soon as she heard the news about the death of Ronnie James Dio, it appears that Sister Sunshine pulled out her iPhone so she could tell all of her online peeps about the good news. What is Sister […]
I LOVE Josh Shipp and am grateful for the positive impact that he’s having on young adults. We need more people like Josh! So please… support what he’s doing. He’s good people. And he’s a pretty decent rapper, too. Download […]
Good for Poppa B! And he/she seems to be enjoying it. Have a caption?!
A new book suggests that Christian Nationalism is bringing their “good news” to Canada! O Canada… my condolences. According to one reporter north of our border, the timing of [Marci McDonald’s] potentially bound-to-be-explosive book, The Armageddon Factor: the Rise of […]
Found at Everything is Terrible.
Found at DefendingContending.com! Visit this link for a list of the SIXTY worst Christian t-shirts EVER! A great post.
Sent to me from Lee!
“Beck is one of the few courageous voices [<-courageous is code for “loudest”] in the national media standing up [like a comedian] for the principles upon which this nation was founded [MORMONISM!],” -Jerry Falwell Jr., chancellor of Liberty University. Full […]
Though a lot of people have viewed this video, I hadn’t seen it before today. Like my friend said, “This lady drops it like its hot but then puts on an oven mitt and picks it all back up.” One […]
A little gem that is making its way around the Internet. So he’s proud of his faith? What’s the big deal?
Somewhere in Alaska Sarah Palin is bouncing in her Ford pickup to this tune. Found at Dangerous Minds
“Now don’t move. I’m gonna crawl over there and paralyze you with my venom and then eat you as a snack later.” -Jesus Picture sent to me by Barry Hill.
Two of my favorite singers.
Okay, I’m lying. There’s no talk of sex or drugs. Collide actually just talks to me about rock & roll, but only the Christian kind. That’s not the only thing they talk to me about, so hopefully you’ll still give […]
Do you think the above commercial is… Brilliant PR? Tacky sensationalism? Or par for the course? (In other words… what do you think?)
On Easter, 50,000 Saddleback members were treated to the music of the Jonas Bros… No further comment from me…
GRAND PRIZE WINNER: Kristi Pelfrey from Texas SECOND PLACE WINNER: GlenK from Tennessee SECOND PLACE WINNER: Guest: Lindsey To buy Amy’s album, click here!
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