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‘Jesus’ responds to new Rick Perry ad… (FunnyOrDie)

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Jesus Responds to Rick Perry’s “Strong” Ad from DC Pierson ‘Jesus’ responds to new Rick Perry ad… (FunnyOrDie) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

‘Jesus’ responds to new Rick Perry ad… (FunnyOrDie) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

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‘Christian politics’ of the day…

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According to The Daily Beast… In a new ad airing in Iowa, Rick Perry accuses President Obama of a “war on religion” while asking why gays can serve in the military but children can’t pray in school. “You don’t need to sit in a pew every Sunday to know there’s something wrong in this country […]

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Rick Perry isn’t afraid to advertise his faith…

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Found at Christian Nightmares. Rick Perry isn’t afraid to advertise his faith… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Rick Perry isn’t afraid to advertise his faith… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

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Vote ‘Christian’ in 2012!

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Wait. I thought 2008′s election was the most important election in our lifetime? And before that, it was 2004′s presidential election. But now the most important election is 2012′s Republican presidential primary. And then I’m sure it will be 2012′s general presidential election… “Most important of our lifetime” just means “the election that happens next”… […]

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If we allow gay marriage, some women will marry The Eiffel Tower?

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Ooh, can I marry the Statue of Liberty… The excuses/reasons for being against gay marriage just keep getting more pathetic. Found at Joe. My. God. If we allow gay marriage, some women will marry The Eiffel Tower? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

If we allow gay marriage, some women will marry The Eiffel Tower? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Four conservative women chatting about ‘Gays, Muslims, & Gay Muslims’

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This talk show is an insult to every conservative woman I know… well, all except two of the conservative women I know… Still, very sad. SOURCE Four conservative women chatting about ‘Gays, Muslims, & Gay Muslims’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Four conservative women chatting about ‘Gays, Muslims, & Gay Muslims’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

James Dobson: God will stop blessing America if…

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Christian fundamentalists need a new message. What Dobson says here is nearly word for word what I’ve heard evangelical Republicans say my entire life. In a nutshell, it’s the propaganda of fear. The idea that, if we don’t do this, God won’t do that. I’m tired of being fed fear. SOURCE James Dobson: God will […]

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Christian song of the day: ‘Follow A Leader (Rick Perry for President)’

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SOURCE. Christian song of the day: ‘Follow A Leader (Rick Perry for President)’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian song of the day: ‘Follow A Leader (Rick Perry for President)’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

The Republican gospel to the poor?

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The above video stars Ralph Reed. As you might know, as the leader of the Christian Coalition, Ralph was an influential political leader in the 1990s. Today, as the leader of the Faith and Freedom Coalition, Reed said… The sad thing is that we as a nation have lost our way and we began to […]

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In his new book, Pat Buchanan predicts America’s suicide

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First of all, who the heck is Patrick J. Buchanan?! And secondly, is Pat Buchanan still relevant? Maybe he’s relevant to the 62 people who watch MSBNC on a regular basis. But to the rest of us? Obviously, somebody must think his words/opinions matter, because the man sells a boatload of books… I tend to […]

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POLITICS: The Christian Party of America

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I’m not sure when it officially started, but it appears that the “principles” of The Christian Party of America (CPA) were published online on April 12, 2011 at around 10 p.m., so despite its website looking like something that was around when Dole/Kemp stickers were in season, The CPA is (I’m assuming) fairly new. Who’s […]

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Wanna bring the biblical worldview back to America? Champion the vote!

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Christian Nightmares found this. And I found it very interesting. According to its website, Champion The Vote is… …is an initiative of United in Purpose (UiP), a non-partisan, non-profit organization whose mission is to actively advance the traditional values of America’s founding fathers. UiP provides resources and infrastructure for like-minded Christian organizations and ministries to […]

Wanna bring the biblical worldview back to America? Champion the vote! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Can you be a Christian and still ‘Rick Perry’?

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When I turned on Wednesday evening’s Republican debate, while I was somewhat interested in hearing what all of the candidates except Rick Santorum had to say, I mostly tuned in to see Rick Perry perform a miracle. Because based on the Perry mania that’s spreading among evangelicals faster than offering plates at a Benny Hinn […]

Can you be a Christian and still ‘Rick Perry’? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Gov. Rick Perry on abstinence, sex education

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CLICK HERE FOR THE VIDEO. The html isn’t working for me. My apologies. Found at Christian Nightmares and Dangerous Minds. Gov. Rick Perry on abstinence, sex education is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Gov. Rick Perry on abstinence, sex education is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

We now know what's wrong with Ann Coulter…

When I saw the title of Ann’s new book, I immediately assumed it was an autobiography or at the very least a personal memoir. But alas, it seems that Ann has either completely lost it or she’s actually writing satire […]

Donald Trump's interview with 'The 700 Club'

Some of my favorite quotes from the interview: “I believe in God. I am Christian. I think the Bible is certainly, it is the book, it is THE thing.” “Well I go as much as I can. Always on Christmas. […]

A Christian rapper spits 'Obama, Reid, Pelosi'

Found at Christian Nightmares.

The American Left hates Christendom?

According to Politico.com… Rick Santorum launched into a scathing attack on the left, charging during an appearance in South Carolina that the history of the Crusades has been corrupted by “the American left who hates Christendom.”“The idea that the Crusades […]

'Christian sign' of the day!

I love this sign. Found here.

Church and state hook up in Minnesota

I found this story over at Unreasonable Faith, which is a fitting title for this story. Because as far as I can tell, Mike Beard–one of God’s GOPeeps (state representative in Minnesota)–does seem completely unreasonable (and seemingly, he lacks good […]

Hip-hop for Huckabee 2012

Found at Joe. My. God.

'Go to hell' says @GlennBeck to his critics

According to the Huffington Post… Glenn Beck delivered a message to his critics on his Thursday television show: “go to hell.” Beck’s comments came in the middle of a nearly 19-minute monologue where he continued his theory that the protests […]

Youth Group Lays Hands on Obama (sort of)

Christians Pray for Obama to be Converted Uploaded by OnKneesforJesus. – Up-to-the minute news videos. Oh dear. This is so bad. And even if your youth group did do this… WHY VIDEO TAPE IT?!

Alabama Needs New PR

Sweet Penitentiary Alabama! The people of Alabama elected a real loving guy to be their new governor! According to CBS News… Alabama Republican Governor Robert Bentley said in a Martin Luther King Jr. Day message Monday that he does not […]

10 Reasons Feminists Dislike Sarah Palin!

I wrote about Doug Giles here. Doug is the guy who wants his church to come with testicles. Since writing that article, it’s come to my attention that Doug has his own online TV show (I thought it was just […]

I believe in the separation of…

… Lurch and state (of Alaska). Palin joins Graham in Haiti. Found at Christian Nightmares.

Jesus Picture of the Day! (the Republicans Won the House edition)

I kid.

Oh be careful little hands how you vote (cuz God is watching you!)

This gave me a headache. Found at Christian Nightmares.

The Tea Party’s social media secrets revealed!

Okay, so I’m not at all that surprised that the Tea Party actually trains people to give “liberal” books 1-star reviews on Amazon.com. Twenty-something male Calvinists are trained to do the same thing whenever Brian McLaren or Rob Bell releases […]

Kentucky Republican Rand Paul hates Jesus?!

Wow. Though I hate political ads like this one, I soooooo want to know the whole story behind “Aqua Buddha”! Is it November 3rd yet? Can we pretend? Found at Dangerous Minds!

Sarah Palin Talks Socialism, Iran, & Armageddon

Found at Christian Nightmares.

A POST ABOUT BULLYING: Will we speak up or will we be silent?

Most of us have a bullying story–our story, a friend’s story, a family member’s story… I do. I went to a Christian school that boasted a high school (7th through 12th grade) of 40 students. Some years it was close […]

THIS is What Happens When Church Gets Naked With State!

Rick Scarborough of Vision America has written the following letter to pastors! (For those pastors who can’t read, he reads it for you in the video above…). The letter is a pleading to pastors to preach politics from the pulpit. […]

Delaware’s Christine O’Donnell says God wants her to be a senator!

Well, God may want her to be a senator… But according to three recent polls, Delaware doesn’t want her to be their senator… I guess we’ll see…

Who’s Headlining the National Quartet Convention?!

Sarah Palin… read the press release here. Does she sing too? Dang. She does everything.

Will the Tea Party take an official stance on masturbation?

Christine O’Donnell’s big Republican win in Delaware shocked a lot of people. She’s conservative. She’s feisty. She loves Jesus. But before becoming a Republican senatorial candidate, Ms. O’Donnell was passionate about something very different: Not masturbating. Watch what she told […]

Newt Gingrich presents: The End of the World as he knows it!

And by “World,” Newt means America. His movie, going straight to video for the price of $19.95 plus $4 shipping & handling, is called America at Risk. My favorite part of the trailer is watching Newt’s wife (skinny woman in […]

Perhaps the most awkward political moment ever…

I must say, the host handled this quite well… considering the guy can’t sing and his hair is in a bun. Thanks to Bill for sending this to me.

GOOD NEWS! GOP candidate from Iowa doesn’t think we should kill gay people!

Hey GOP peeps from Iowa, way to go on choosing Jeremy Walters as your candidate for House of Representatives! He’s a real winner. I mean, seriously, he uses Facebook! So he must be AWFUL AWESOME. And too, he doesn’t think […]

The Colbert Report on HOW President Obama can PROVE he’s a Christian!

The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c <td style='padding:2px 1px 0px 5px;' colspan='2'The Word – Losing His Religion www.colbertnation.com Colbert Report Full Episodes 2010 Election Fox News Amazing.

People not helping…

Is President Obama a Christian? Franklin Graham offers his opinion…

What is this? Is Franklin trying to help or give people reason to be concerned? Unbelievable. Cuz God knows, he can’t be TOO SURE… that might help the president politically… and hurt Frank’s book sales… And what’s all this talk […]

Don’t mess with Dan Quayle’s son! (LOL)

Is this a skit? I mean, seriously. Is this for real?! It’s like a SNL skit. Hahahahahahaha! … Hahahahahahaha! This guy is hilarious. If it’s real. UPDATE: Here’s Second City’s response to this video… (Funny) Found at Unreasonable Faith.

Passion looks and sounds like this…

Tim Lahaye says Obama is bringing us closer to The Apocalypse

Surprise. Surprise. But seriously, I thought Tim Lahaye was dead. Who knew? Found at The Huffington Post.

YOU MUST SEE THIS: Is this the next governor of Tennessee? (only in the South)

Wow, Otis from the Andy Griffith Show is running for governor in Tennessee.

This Christian politician meets with dead people

Tennessee has had a few entertaining political ads, but the ads here have been nothing compared to the ones running in Alabama! First, remember this guy? He’s from Alabama. And sure, his ad is humorous with a priceless ending… …but […]

Saint Sarah graces the cover of Newsweek!

Do you think Sarah’s a saint? Found at Huffungton Post Thanks for the heads up Adam!

Glenn Beck & Jerry Falwell Jr. unite against ‘social justice’

Watch the latest news video at video.foxnews.com In addition to hating on social justice, Falwell Jr. tells Beck that his commencement speech at Liberty University was the best that Liberty had ever experienced. Really Jerry? Glenn Beck was the BEST? […]

The MOST ENTERTAINING political ad I’ve seen all year!

You must watch until the end. The end is the beginning, or it might be the end if you’re from Alabama and you decide not to vote for Dale Peterson. Sweet home Alabama. Would you vote for Dale?! I probably […]

WHAT THE? Glenn Beck has a Martin Luther King complex!

The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c Glenn to the Mountaintop www.colbertnation.com Colbert Report Full Episodes Political Humor Fox News Glenn plans to announce “The Plan” (<-100 ideas he says are from GOD!) at the feet of Abraham […]

INTERESTING: Laura Bush, the liberal?

Mrs. W. tells Larry King that she differs from her husband on two significant issues: Gay marriage and a woman’s right to choose. Hmm. I wonder if she voted for Obama?! Heck, perhaps she voted for Kerry.

New book says Canada is being reborn into ‘Christian nation’! (9 Warning Signs!)

A new book suggests that Christian Nationalism is bringing their “good news” to Canada! O Canada… my condolences. According to one reporter north of our border, the timing of [Marci McDonald’s] potentially bound-to-be-explosive book, The Armageddon Factor: the Rise of […]

Meet ‘Tea Party’ Christian rapper Polatik

Somewhere in Alaska Sarah Palin is bouncing in her Ford pickup to this tune. Found at Dangerous Minds

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