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A brand new Christian song called, ‘I’m No Kin To A Monkey’

Found here.


Newt Gingrich presents: The End of the World as he knows it!

And by “World,” Newt means America. His movie, going straight to video for the price of $19.95 plus $4 shipping & handling, is called America at Risk. My favorite part of the trailer is watching Newt’s wife (skinny woman in […]


THIS. IS. HILARIOUS. Pastor’s wife has dream about Oral Roberts and a dancing elephant

Thank you Christian Nightmares. This is … I don’t know how to explain it. Just watch. But… YOU MUST WATCH UNTIL 2:59. I don’t want to explain. I wouldn’t know how to explain. Just watch. Wow. I’m still laughing.


FINALLY! Reality TV with biblical principles! (PG13)

Oh dear. TLC is getting all biblical on us, and no, I don’t mean The Duggars. I mean, a reality TV show is about to give us a lesson about polygamy!!!!!!! polygamy. While I’m pretty sure this isn’t the sort […]

Shake that booty (for Jesus!)

This is interesting, huh? Do you shake your booty for Jesus?

Homeschool Prison!

HOME SCHOOL PRISON! from EIT! LIVE! on Vimeo. Uh… Wow. Found at Everything is Terrible…

A song of prophesy just for you…

Can somebody interpret this for us? Found at Christian Nightmare


THIS JUST IN: THE GAY AGENDA IS SNEAKY. Can I hear you praise the Lord with a little Woop! Woop!???? (Cue the song, “Come On Ride the Train.”) Listen up Christian parents! Well, actually the only ones who need to […]

My Wife, A Blog Video Star!

While in New York City, Jessica joined several other influential bloggers in a round-table discussion about “Celebrity Worship.” This clip is a part of an ongoing series of conversations called the Responsibility Project (The series is sponsored by Liberty Mutual). […]

The Colbert Report on HOW President Obama can PROVE he’s a Christian!

The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c <td style='padding:2px 1px 0px 5px;' colspan='2'The Word – Losing His Religion Colbert Report Full Episodes 2010 Election Fox News Amazing.

Bad Republican Song of the Day!

First, she told us that she was America, and now she wants us to remember that we are too… Found at Joe. My. God.

Are you a ‘Mosqueteer’? More John Stewart…

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c Extremist Makeover – Homeland Edition Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Tea Party Again, this is great.

Mormonism in animation!

I have no idea how true the facts are in this video… Though I’ve heard some of these stories all my life. Mormon beliefs make Christian beliefs seem almost “normal.” (Hello? Some Christians believe in a talking Donkey.) But true […]

A 90s FLASHBACK: A Bible Prophesy Scare Video!

NEW AGE ATROCITIES! from Airwave Ranger on Vimeo. Found at Everything is Terrible.

A SERMON CLIP of Mark Driscoll PREACHING against Twilight

Press Play, God’sBlack-Eyed Peas

Well… God’s version of 2004’s Black Eyed Peas… These beats don’t go Boom Boom Pow… Press Play’s new album releases on August 24.

Brian McLaren talks about being a heretic

Q | Conversations on Being a Heretic from Q Ideas on Vimeo. An amazing conversation with thinker, pastor, and author Brian McLaren. I love Brian.

Pee your pants in Jesus’s name…

GET PLUGGED: The ‘Christian’ movie review

Found this on Christian Nightmares. Movie reviewer Bob Waliszewski ‘plugs you in’ with why you SHOULDN’T see Eat Pray Love and Scott Pilgrim vs. the World! And surprise surprise he finds out that BOTH flicks do not contain the “Christian […]

John Stewart talks about the building of mosques

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c Municipal Land-Use Hearing Update Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Tea Party The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c Municipal Land-Use Update […]

HILARIOUS: Stephen Colbert celebrates the ‘new Catholic image’!

The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c Pope’s Baseball Cap & CatholicTV<a> Colbert Report Full Episodes 2010 Election Fox News Best line: “It’s like the guilt is coming right at me!”

Children miming for God and country in San Diego

The miming begins around .41. I’m not sure what the first 40 seconds is all about. Found at Christian Nightmares.

Pastor tells reporter, ‘Put me in a rubber suit for Jesus’!

Oh my. So do you think the pastor is getting arrested?

Tenn. pastor offers reasons (with wisecracks!) why women shouldn’t be ministers

Unbelievable. This is a hot button issue for me. So forgive me for becoming so opinionated. But seriously come on. Why are we still discussing this issue? It astounds me that some church organizations still discriminate against women being in […]

Future Koran-burning Pastor strikes again (on CNN!)


Passion looks and sounds like this…

WATCH THIS: Thief chooses Jesus over cash (fascinating)

What a sweet and brave woman. Thoughts?

Alabama Pastor calls men’s underwear at Walmart ‘pornographic’!

Here’s the story. My thoughts/questions are in bold. SOURCE: A local pastor’s complaint about a brand of underwear being sold with “pornographic” pictures on the packaging at the Cullman Walmart reportedly led to a recall of the product. Okay, so […]

OIL INTO WHINE? Churches along gulf hoping to share in BP payout (What do YOU think?)

This is a guest post by my friend Mike Loomis. Find out more about him at his blog. The oil spill in the gulf is horrible. Period. The ocean, wildlife, and coastline will be affected for years, maybe decades. Untold […]

Vomit unto the Lord with gladness! (A praise song for kids)

Who comes up with this stuff? Found at Patrol Magazine.

YOU MUST SEE THIS: Is this the next governor of Tennessee? (only in the South)

Wow, Otis from the Andy Griffith Show is running for governor in Tennessee.

Church ladies sing ‘Zip It’ to ‘Whip It’!

Oh my ****! Wow. Found at Christian Nightmares!

Kids who sing in church…

As some of you read in Hear No Evil, I sang in church as a kid… Did you sing in church?

‘Lord Spice’ commercial (thank you @timschraeder & @rfbryant)

Wow. Wow. Wow. The tickets-turning-into-salt-and-light is AWESOME. Why? Can I just ask that… Why? But thankfully, this commercial was made BEFORE Old Spice did its huge online campaign last week. That makes this a little better. Just a little… Nah, […]


Wow. I don’t know who created (or manipulated) this picture of Jesus. And I don’t know why. But I think it makes a very good point. The Christian faith often gets presented like it’s a Happy Meal with a toy […]


Found @ Dangerous Minds.

Atheist call-in show gets a hilarious Christian caller!

This is funny (pathetic) on many levels. Found at Christian Nightmares.

‘Jesus’ according to @GlennBeck

Watch the latest video at

Jesusless in Seattle?

Seattle isn’t as Jesusless as I expected it to be… The best part of these clips is my laugh at the end of clip 2.

An app to help you communicate with atheists!

Read about this in the New York Times the other day… An explosion of smart-phone software has placed an arsenal of trivia at the fingertips of every corner-bar debater, with talking points on sports, politics and how to kill a […]

An exciting new book from Zondervan for your 9-year-old

Thank you Zondervan! We needed this one for sure. And let me be the first to say that I think that every single 9-year-old in America needs to read this inspirational story about the under-qualified governor who almost made it […]

The BLACK LIGHT of Christ!

Found at Crazy Christian Clips.

Jon Stewart pulls out… his Bible

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c <td style='padding:2px 1px 0px 5px;' colspan='2'Wish You Weren’t Here Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Tea Party This is pretty awesome.

WHAT THE? Jesus makes the cover of PLAYBOY!

In Portugal. Not in the U.S. Okay? Now breath… Again, I repeat: Jesus is on the cover of Playboy IN PORTUGAL. I don’t want anybody to hyperventilate or have a heart attack. You can rest easy knowing that America’s Jesus […]

Is she just being Miley? (I’m just asking…)

Watching Miley’s career is fascinating for me. I’ve never met her or her father, but years ago we went to the same church here in Nashville. I’m not sure if we went to the same service or not, but while […]

My WORLD Magazine debut…

It’s a short but piece in the current issue of World Magazine. A big thanks to World for taking a chance on my book! I’m grateful. If you care to read the piece, you can download a PDF below. Download […]

‘Yahweh or No Way’

The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c Yahweh Or No Way – The Blues Brothers & Glenn Beck Colbert Report Full Episodes Political Humor Fox News I <3 Stephen Colbert.

Pull up to the salvation filling station!

Found at Christian Nightmares!

SNL’s ‘Church Lady’ killed by Christians!

DANA CARVEY IS ROLLING OVER IN HIS GRAVE! found at Everything Is Terrible! on Vimeo. What sort of person sees this video and says, YES! I want to watch (or attend, whichever the case) ‘Shower of Power’ every Sunday morning! […]

A MUST SEE! Faith healer gives a woman a hip replacement!

This is hilarious. Thanks Jennifer for the heads up.

Saint Sarah graces the cover of Newsweek!

Do you think Sarah’s a saint? Found at Huffungton Post Thanks for the heads up Adam!

Wholesome faith-filled alternatives to all those dirty, satanic worldly video games!

See the entire hilarious collection at Dorkly. Thanks Brad for the heads up! This post is rated E.

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posted 5:46:00am Feb. 05, 2016 | read full post »

Jiangsu Suning confirma Alex Teixeira por 218 milhões
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posted 5:32:00am Feb. 05, 2016 | read full post »

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posted 7:54:00pm Jan. 31, 2016 | read full post »

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