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Pat Robertson blasts SNL over Jesus, Tebow skit!

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Hmm. SNL has poked fun with Jesus before… Chances are, Pat wouldn’t have said anything about this skit had it not been poking fun at Tebow… SNL has used “Jesus” in skits many many times. There seems to be a double standard among some Christians when the religious satire or critique or punch lines involve […]

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My favorite books, television, and music of 2011!

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Amazon.com Widgets What are some of your favorites?! My favorite books, television, and music of 2011! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

My favorite books, television, and music of 2011! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

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‘Jesus’ responds to new Rick Perry ad… (FunnyOrDie)

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Jesus Responds to Rick Perry’s “Strong” Ad from DC Pierson ‘Jesus’ responds to new Rick Perry ad… (FunnyOrDie) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

‘Jesus’ responds to new Rick Perry ad… (FunnyOrDie) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

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Jon Stewart’s War on CHRISTmas

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The Daily Show with Jon Stewart Get More: Daily Show Full Episodes,Political Humor & Satire Blog,The Daily Show on Facebook The Daily Show with Jon Stewart Get More: Daily Show Full Episodes,Political Humor & Satire Blog,The Daily Show on Facebook Jon Stewart’s War on CHRISTmas is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jon Stewart’s War on CHRISTmas is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Sex & Shame (use discretion when reading this post)

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The above film is rated NC-17. The trailer is probably PG-13. Please use discretion when viewing. In an interview with Steve McQueen, Shame‘s director, Newsweek called Shame a “brilliant psychosexual drama.” While I only THINK I know what that means, the interview with the director was interesting… When Steve McQueen first heard of sex addiction […]

Sex & Shame (use discretion when reading this post) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Joel Osteen to become reality TV star?

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That’s right. Joel has signed a deal with Mark Burnett to create a reality TV show about mission trips with his church members… (CBS/AP) Houston televangelist Joel Osteen is a preacher, lecturer and author. Soon, he’ll add reality TV star to his accomplishments. The leader of a Texas megachurch, whose Sunday services are broadcast to […]

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Virgins…

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Virgins… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Virgins… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Tebow or not Tebow

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An op-ed piece in one of Nashville’s local newspapers suggests that Tim Tebow might be the most polarizing American athlete since Mohammad Ali. While that might be a stretch, it does seem like a lot of people are chatting about America’s love/hate relationship with Tim Tebow. Googling “Tim Tebow polarizing” produces a multitude of features, […]

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Tim Tebow’s Jesus Jersey

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Omar sent me this. SOURCE Tim Tebow’s Jesus Jersey is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Tim Tebow’s Jesus Jersey is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

FLASHBACK…

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FLASHBACK… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

FLASHBACK… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

FLASHBACK…

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FLASHBACK… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

FLASHBACK… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Teen Mania Exposed

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Teen Mania Exposed is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Teen Mania Exposed is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

A ‘holy home improvement’…

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Another Jesus sighting has occurred. This time in Mississippi. According to Action News 5… A Mid-South family says an image of Jesus formed on a freshly painted wall of their house. Wendy Brady’s specialty is finishing walls with a technique she calls Mississippi Mud. “I’ve been doing this for many years,” she said Friday Baker […]

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Talk-show host Bill Bennett to save America’s men (with a book)

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I don’t know who Bill Bennett is, but according to his website, Bill Bennett’s a big deal. (UPDATE: I actually am familiar with Bill–my brain wasn’t working this morning… forgive me.) In the above video, Bill Bennett chats with Pat Robertson about what’s ruined America’s men… all of this is in support of Bill’s new […]

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Happy Jesusween from ‘The Colbert Report’

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The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c War on Halloween – Costume Swapping & Jesus Ween www.colbertnation.com Colbert Report Full Episodes Political Humor & Satire Blog Video Archive Colbert’s writers are so good/hilarious. SOURCE Happy Jesusween from ‘The Colbert Report’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Happy Jesusween from ‘The Colbert Report’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jon Stewart on ‘that guy’ Pat Robertson…

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Jon Stewart on ‘that guy’ Pat Robertson… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jon Stewart on ‘that guy’ Pat Robertson… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Coming soon: A documentary about ‘fertility stewardship’

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Blessings Missed Trailer from Family Gravity Media on Vimeo. You can learn more about this film at www.BlessingsMissed.com… Found at Christian Nightmares… Coming soon: A documentary about ‘fertility stewardship’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Coming soon: A documentary about ‘fertility stewardship’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

The Right To Love: A documentary about gay family values

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My friend Cassie Jaye and her production company Jayebird Productions are preparing to release a new documentary, The Right To Love: An American Family. You might remember that, I “starred” (well, I appeared) in Cassie’s last documentary Daddy I Do. Daddy I Do went on to win a slew of awards, including “Best Documentary” at […]

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On Family Feud, a pastor’s wife names something she puts in her mouth but doesn’t swallow…

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At least she was honest… Found at Christian Nightmares. On Family Feud, a pastor’s wife names something she puts in her mouth but doesn’t swallow… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

On Family Feud, a pastor’s wife names something she puts in her mouth but doesn’t swallow… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

THIS will likely be the worst ‘Christian’ thing you see all day…

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You’re welcome. Christian Nightmares found this. THIS will likely be the worst ‘Christian’ thing you see all day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

THIS will likely be the worst ‘Christian’ thing you see all day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

UPDATE: Deacon from Grace Fellowship Church stabbed

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Another ugly and hate-filled turn in a story that we’ve been debating/discussing here at the blog for the last several days. Police aren’t saying whether the stabbing is related to the assault charges. “Wally,” the commenter who left the link to the video, also wrote that, “none of you probably care.” Well, you’re wrong, Wally. […]

UPDATE: Deacon from Grace Fellowship Church stabbed is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

WATCH THIS: A message regarding diversity and the church

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Diversity’s Symphony from Church Diversity on Vimeo. Thoughts? WATCH THIS: A message regarding diversity and the church is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

WATCH THIS: A message regarding diversity and the church is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Stephen Colbert on God and Hell

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Stephen Colbert on God and Hell is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

WHAT: ‘Celebrity Wife Swap’ to feature Ted Haggard swapping wives with…

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So who will Ted Haggard swap his wife, Gayle, for? Gary Busey’s wife. Or his girlfriend. Or somebody female who hangs around him. Yep. According to the LA Times… Gary Busey and Ted Haggard swap wives … That’s not a joke or a punchline. It will actually happen on the new reality series “Celebrity Wife Swap,” […]

WHAT: ‘Celebrity Wife Swap’ to feature Ted Haggard swapping wives with… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian Facebook status of the day…

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Yes. This is real. In fact, according to my source, this lady is a “Facebook friend” of Loretta. Christian Facebook status of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian Facebook status of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Thank God for Sara (a social media story)

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Jessica spoke with Sara’s sister, Laura, this morning. Sara’s resting well, only feeling a small portion of the pain she’s endured for so many years. When awake, she listens to members of her family read the messages that people from all over the world are leaving on Twitter, Facebook, and at her blog. The meds […]

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Pat Robertson: Divorce Your Wife With Alzheimer’s

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I have two questions: What do you think about Pat’s advice? And… Do you think, the moment this episode aired that Pat’s wife left him? Sounds like Pat thinks she should… SENT TO ME JARBAS. Pat Robertson: Divorce Your Wife With Alzheimer’s is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Pat Robertson: Divorce Your Wife With Alzheimer’s is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

AN UPDATE: Remembering September 11 (at a mosque)

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This is a guest post. I asked Lynn Grassmeyer, who was featured HERE on my blog, to write in her own words what she experienced as she remembered 9-11 with a group of strangers at a mosque. These are her words… JUST A SEED by Lynn Grassmeyer One day last week I turned on our […]

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According to Focus on the Family, THIS is ‘true tolerance’…

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Sigh. Christian Nightmares found this. According to Focus on the Family, THIS is ‘true tolerance’… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

According to Focus on the Family, THIS is ‘true tolerance’… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

‘Put Some Clothes On Ladies!’: Sharing ‘Christian love’ at Vanderbilt University

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QUOTES: “Put some clothes on ladies!” “You’re not okay with God. I’ve removed the log from my eye. Now I can see that you’re a drunkard and you’re not going to enter the kingdom of Heaven unless you repent.” “Your hearts are not right with God no matter how pretty you are on the outside.” […]

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Christian ad of the day!

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Sent to me by Anna! Christian ad of the day! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian ad of the day! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

A good way to remember 9-11 (at a mosque)

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Lynn Grassmeyer, a Christian from Nashville, TN, will remember September 11 by gathering with other Christian believers (along with activists and Muslims) for prayer, meditation, and candlelight. That probably doesn’t sound like a big deal, since the chances are, a bunch of Christians will probably gather for prayer. However, the believers who join Grassmeyer for […]

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Can you be a Christian and still ‘Rick Perry’?

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When I turned on Wednesday evening’s Republican debate, while I was somewhat interested in hearing what all of the candidates except Rick Santorum had to say, I mostly tuned in to see Rick Perry perform a miracle. Because based on the Perry mania that’s spreading among evangelicals faster than offering plates at a Benny Hinn […]

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Jesus + Santa + 9-11 = THIS

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This has to be a conspiracy. Jace sent this to me. And apparently it’s a part of the “Weeping Santa” collection of paintings. Jesus + Santa + 9-11 = THIS is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus + Santa + 9-11 = THIS is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Oops.

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I found this at Unreasonable Faith. It’s not a “confirmed” story. Via Dangerous Minds. Oops. is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Oops. is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Some say this Samsung ad mocks Christianity…

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Some claim that this ad mocks Christianity. And so the ad has been banned by some… I think Samsung should have banned the ad because it lacks creativity and cleverness. Some say this Samsung ad mocks Christianity… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Some say this Samsung ad mocks Christianity… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian Facebook status of the day!

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Sent to me by ML. Christian Facebook status of the day! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian Facebook status of the day! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Mark Driscoll ‘sees’ things

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Christian Nightmares found this. I don’t know what I think about this. On one hand, I sort of understand what Mark is talking about. I’ve seen things. I don’t usually see things that are violent or abusive or sexual in nature. But I’ve seen things. On several occasions, I have seen people’s struggles or sensed […]

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FINALLY: ‘Reparative Therapy’ for heterosexuals!

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This is fantastic. FINALLY: ‘Reparative Therapy’ for heterosexuals! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

FINALLY: ‘Reparative Therapy’ for heterosexuals! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

SUING THE DEVIL: the Christian movie is out in a theater today

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Brooke reminded me that this movie is out now. It was supposed to come out in January but then it didn’t. Is it playing in your town? According to Suing the Devil‘s website, Wired Magazine included it on its “Top Summer Movies That Will Rock You” list. But rock us in what way? And… it […]

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Creationism vs. Evolution: Has the debate evolved?

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Scott sent me this YouTube clip. This clip is from a 1996 BBC documentary called Science Friction: Creationism in the Classroom. So… has the debate evolved at all? Creationism vs. Evolution: Has the debate evolved? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Creationism vs. Evolution: Has the debate evolved? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

BREAKING NEWS about Muslims from Charisma Magazine!

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Whew. I was really worried. @tczarlie sent this to me! BREAKING NEWS about Muslims from Charisma Magazine! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

BREAKING NEWS about Muslims from Charisma Magazine! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

20 years ago THIS was my favorite song…

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I was a huge fan of Out of the Grey. Sometimes I’d put this song on repeat and listen to it like 20 time. Back then, very few Christian songs had this much passion and emotion. What was your favorite song 20 years ago? 20 years ago THIS was my favorite song… is a post […]

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‘Higher Ground’ looks promising

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I love Vera Farmiga and can’t wait to see this film. Found at the Huffington Post. ‘Higher Ground’ looks promising is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

‘Higher Ground’ looks promising is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

El Shaddai: THE VIDEO GAME!

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The folks at American Jesus found this first. And I’m sure they’ve been sitting on their couch eating Doritos and energy drinks imagining what it will be like to control Enoch, the prophet who returns from the Old Testament story to Planet Earth (during the Tribulation) to save mankind from all of the insane allegory […]

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‘Machine Gun Preacher’ – A movie based on a true story

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According to the movie’s press material… Machine Gun Preacher is the inspirational true story of Sam Childers, a former drug-dealing criminal who undergoes an astonishing transformation and finds an unexpected calling as the savior of hundreds of kidnapped and orphaned children. Gerard Butler (300) delivers a searing performance as Childers, the impassioned founder of the […]

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Jesus sightings!

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    Jesus sightings! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus sightings! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Worst. Christian Book Title. EVER…

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Mmm… Worst. Christian Book Title. EVER… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Worst. Christian Book Title. EVER… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

VIDEO: The pastor with world’s biggest & girthiest drumset…

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I wonder if his cymbals ever tinkle. My friend Chris sent this to me. VIDEO: The pastor with world’s biggest & girthiest drumset… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

VIDEO: The pastor with world’s biggest & girthiest drumset… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Gov. Rick Perry on abstinence, sex education

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CLICK HERE FOR THE VIDEO. The html isn’t working for me. My apologies. Found at Christian Nightmares and Dangerous Minds. Gov. Rick Perry on abstinence, sex education is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Gov. Rick Perry on abstinence, sex education is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

AWESOME: The Colbert Report on ‘God’s Job Performance’

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The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c God’s Job Performance – Jim Martin www.colbertnation.com Colbert Report Full Episodes Political Humor & Satire Blog Video Archive Thank you, Lindsey, for the heads-up on this. AWESOME: The Colbert Report on ‘God’s Job Performance’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

AWESOME: The Colbert Report on ‘God’s Job Performance’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

WATCH THIS: A story/sermon by @PastorChrisSeay

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Chris Seay is a friend of mine and one of those people who has helped me hold onto my faith in God. WATCH THIS: A story/sermon by @PastorChrisSeay is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

WATCH THIS: A story/sermon by @PastorChrisSeay is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

‘Troublemaker’ Christine O’Donnell on liberty

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Found at Christian Nightmares. ‘Troublemaker’ Christine O’Donnell on liberty is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

‘Troublemaker’ Christine O’Donnell on liberty is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

‘I Don’t Want To See Your Boobs’ (A Blog Post About Modesty)

I found this video over at Christian Nightmares. At some point in this video, the Christian teacher says to the group of women… “I don’t want to see your boobs!” Why? Because women should be modest. And boobs aren’t modest, […]

In praise of JESUS®

According to scripture, upon returning to heaven after his death and resurrection, Jesus sat down in a chair next to God. I imagine them sitting like this often, watching the events on Planet Earth and making commentary. My guess would […]

New XXXChurch ad targets parents…

Effective? Love that Ron Jeremy makes a cameo. With sheep. Not sure why the puppet is there, but all in all, it’s a decent ad that might serve as a good reminder to parents. Found here. Thanks Matt.

In Tha Muthahood…

God’s doing a ‘Nu Thang’ for Michael Clancy

Remember this kid? That was 1992. This is that “kid” today. His name is Michael Clancy. And he’s a lawyer in Arizona. The folks at HyperVocal interviewed Michael. HV: As of right now, the video which was uploaded about a […]

Is Mike Huckabee in hell?

When I learned that a part of Mike Huckabee’s response to Osama Bin Laden’s death was “Welcome to hell, bin Laden”, I thought it was a joke or a misquote or a line from a Toby Keith song. Since it’s […]

A 'Supernatural' interview w/the man who spent 23 minutes in hell

The special effects alone make this work watching. And the “man on the street” portions are great, too, though they’re completely scripted and poorly acted out… But the BEST parts… the very BEST parts of this video are the Hell […]

This is how the Tea Party celebrates American manhood!

No, this isn’t old. Like the good patriots over at American Jesus point out… What’s perhaps most incredible about this video is the fact that it’s not one of those classic late 80′s, early 90′s videos from a bygone era […]

Child covers DC Talk's 'Nu Thang'

Christian Nightmares found this first!

A fascinating exposé on 'Faith Healing'

Found at THIS fantastic new blog: Faith Palm

Palm Sunday: A short film

I don’t know about this. It’s well-made. But does the church setting/denomination really fit the theology? Maybe it does. It just seems that a Catholic/Lutheran/ Episcopal or whatever kind of church this is (my point being: it’s not Rick Warren’s […]

One church's message to God's PEEPle

Like the guys at American Jesus, I’m not sure what this church promotional video is trying to communicate. Thoughts?

Jesus answers THIS question: "Why do I allow evil to exist?"

Sent to me by Naked Troll. SOURCE Thoughts?!

Here's the ad that has Catholics crying blasphemy (PG13)

Read the story here. Thoughts?

This is what happens when praise echoes…

Sent to me by Scottie!

JUST IN: Terrorist cell groups discovered in churches!

This is horrible on so many levels… Found at American Jesus!

The story of Jesus in anime

I know very little about Japanese animation, mostly because I’ve never been much of a fan. (Hated “Speed Racer” when I was a kid). However, from what I can tell, this is pretty well done. It kept my attention throughout, […]

An Anointed Mime…

I can’t wait to see Heaven’s mime show. Because it will be awesome and non-creepy, I’m sure…

QUESTION: Is THIS CHURCH being clever or trying too hard?

Sent to me by Daniel!

WOW: 2000 Christians dance in Easter flashmob

So I was sent this by a member of Houston’s Second Baptist Church, which is the very church that put together this amazing Old Navy commercial! Looks like pastels have resurrected once again for the spring season! It’s like watching […]

Fundamentalist pastor attacks Justin Bieber and other 'fems'

Found here.

WHAT ROB BELL BELIEVES (A response to his critics…)

Sent to me by Marilyn…

The 20/20 on growing up in Christian fundamentalism

The above is a clip from last night’s 20/20. You can watch the whole episode here. The episode is an expose of sorts about the denomination Independent Fundamental Baptist (IFB). I say “expose,” but it’s difficult to expose a group […]

Matt Chandler vs. Steven Furtick

Chandler and Furtick from Harvest Bible Chapel on Vimeo. Here’s a clip from Ben Armant’s The Elephant Room. I love Ben. He organizes some very interesting and helpful conferences. And The Elephant Room is definitely one of those ideas. ER […]

What do you do when your Jesus statue burns to the ground?!

Remember Touchdown Jesus, the statue of Christ in Ohio that was hit by lightning and burned to the ground?! Well, appropriately for this time of year, Christ shall rise again. But it won’t be the same Christ. The new “Christ” […]

Robbed Hell: A parody

Robbed Hell – C.A.S.T. Pearls Presents from Canon Wired on Vimeo. Well-done parody. Funny at times. Even clever. Ultimately, it tries too hard to make a point. And still doesn’t prove anything. Besides, Jesus never talked about zits. Sent to […]

'National Day of Prayer' starring Nicolas Cage?

National Treasure: The People Pray! lol

TODAY on James Dobson's radio show: Dr. Jim Garlow talks gay marriage

I found this clip at the blog Joe. My. God. The voice you hear in the clip is Dr. Jim Garlow, the head pastor of Skyline Church. According to RightWingWatch.org… James Dobson had an all-star team of Religious Right leaders […]

THIS has nothing to do with Jesus (but it will blow your mind)

Or scare you for weeks… Sent to me by Kyle.

HELP

I was watching CBS This Morning (who does that?) and saw this video being discussed. The whole thing is sad and raw. But when I saw her hold up the “HELP” sign, I lost it. Our words matter. More than […]

Epic Fail Pastors Conference

Epic Fail Pastors Conference from Epic Fail Pastors Conference on Vimeo. This conference sounds pretty cool. I’ve always loved speaking at conferences (I’ve only spoken at a few), mainly because I think so often pastors do feel beat up a […]

A two-year-old presents 'The Everlasting Gospel'

The “preaching” starts at 1:10. Found at Christian Nightmares!

Why one Tennessee Christian became a Muslim…

Read more here.

SNL's 'Like A Boss' gets Christianized

If you don’t know what this is a parody of, click here. <-That link isn't safe for church (at least, not without ear buds). Sent to me by Josh!

That 'Glee'ful kiss

What’s wrong with Victoria Jackson? And why is she on CNN acting as though she’s still performing in one of those SNL skits from the 1980s? I think she’s waiting for Dennis Miller to cut in. Now, I’m not suggesting […]

The Rickey Dale Show: 'It ain't God's fault yo Grandmama smokes crack!!'

This guy is hilarious. He gets a bit judgmental toward the middle. But somehow, his delivery (and the nail clippers) makes even that sort of awesome. Sent to me by Dallas!

Martin Bashir's 'interview' with Rob Bell

Armed with one scathing review (any guesses which one?), MSNBC’s Martin Bashir entered into dialogue with Rob Bell like he was Jonathan Edwards and Bell was a spider. Martin dangled Bell over his theology as if to tease him with […]

My thoughts about Rob Bell's interview #LoveWins

I watched the online interview with Rob Bell last night. For an hour, Lisa Miller of Newsweek asked Rob a list of questions regarding topics such as heaven, hell, Jesus, and universalism. There were no surprises, really. In true Rob […]

When Christians play 'Word With Friends'

Found here!

The stupidity of some Christians is just mind-blowing (and sad)

This video has begun making the rounds… UPDATE: Here’s the girl’s YouTube page. SECOND UPDATE: She’s SATIRE?! I felt for it hook line and sinker.

Author James Frey to publish NEWER New Testament about drunk sleazy 'Jesus'

James Frey, the author who makes up his own story, has turned his fixed his literary eye on Jesus. Or basically he’s borrowed the name Jesus and a few of the events from Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John, and added […]

Christian Nightmare Speaks: My exclusive interview with the blogger behind the popular site

One question that I get more often than you might imagine is this: Hey, what’s the deal with Christian Nightmares? (You know, the Tumblr site/blog of mostly freakishly Christian videos that I repost a lot!) And while I have exchanged […]

Proof that Satan exists!?

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy Well, let me be the first to say that the cute Hungarian couple in this video are LIARS! Heresy makers. And probably Rob Bell lovers. Why? Because that […]

THIS WILL BE THE BEST THING YOU'LL SEE/HEAR TODAY. Trust me. You'll thank me.

HILARIOUS! And I must say… this video is the best use of “Dora the Explorer” ever… Sent to me by Dan!

My best blogging advice: 9 ways to become a better blogger

I once told myself that I would never give advice about blogging. Why? Because it isn’t really my thing. And two, a lot of other people (who are much better at blogging than I am) offer blogging advice all the […]

MUST SEE: Kirk Cameron shoots Ray Comfort in a wild west Jesus-fest showdown!

I have no words. Found at Christian Nightmares.

'Oprah fired me for talking about Jesus'

I read this story on one of my favorite blogs–Gawker.com. The headline is catchy: Oprah fired me for talking about Jesus! While I believe this story could be true, I’m also skeptical since its source is Kitty Kelley, the well-known […]

'Sex' with Pastor Ed Young…

Ed Young, pastor of Fellowship Bible Church in Dallas, announced the other day that HBO will be showing up tomorrow night at his church to tape a segment for the network’s upcoming documentary about sex. For the occasion, the church […]

The 'key' to the kingdom?

The NRB (National Religious Broadcasters) Convention is being held in Nashville this weekend. A friend sent me a picture of his hotel key…

'Adopt a Terroritst' says Christian group

According to this post at CNN, Christians are being encouraged to adopt terrorists! No, not you would adopt/sponsor a child through World Vision or Compassion International. This adoption process only means that you would make an effort to pray for […]

'Christian sign' of the day!

I love this sign. Found here.

The New Tithe: Mega-churches and money

I didn’t make this video. I have no idea if the facts included are accurate. It would not surprise me if they were true, at least, most of them… But I don’t know… but it’s interesting (and sad)… Thoughts? Found […]

LSD trip helps man find Jesus!

But don’t do drugs! Found at Christian Nightmares.

'Anonymous' Hackers Unite Against Westboro Baptist!

Hacker-group “Anonymous” has issued the folks at Westboro Baptist Church a warning: Stop or else! Or else what?! Well, you can read their open letter to WBC for yourself… Open Letter to Westboro Baptist Church AN OPEN LETTER FROM ANONYMOUS […]

How YOU can help 'Cancel the Devil's assignment'

Saw this over at The American Jesus (which is a fantastic blog, btw!). This is vintage Daystar… I love the part where he says, “don’t call and say you’re giving $300! Call and say you’re canceling the Devil’s assignment…” Have […]

Satan's Attack on Billy Ray Cyrus

Billy Ray Cyrus is interviewed in this month’s GQ. And it’s an interesting (and sobering) read. Here’s a snippet: Just before moving out to Los Angeles, the whole family had been baptized together by their pastor at the People’s Church […]

These kids need a 'brain wash'

RDS Choreography to “Brain Wash” by Nicole C. Mullen from Reconciliation Dance Studio on Vimeo. How do you “brain wash” your soul? Found at Christian Nightmares!

Hip-hop for Huckabee 2012

Found at Joe. My. God.

A church does 'Church Lady'

Church Lady Does Announcements from Vineyard Boise on Vimeo. Found at Christian Nightmares & Jesus and Squirrel

'The Love Chapter' like you've never heard it before…

Featuring last night’s Grammy winner for Best New Artist Esperanza Spalding… (Via.)

Does Your Sex Life Suck?

Another church is helping couples imagine what a spicy godly sex life can look like… And they’re using images of hot bodied non-Christians to get you in the mood. One of the sermons was preached by a former porn producer! […]

'Christian Advice' for Native Americans…

The man in the video is Bryan Fischer of the American Family Association and as you can tell he really LOVES Native Americans. Mr. Fischer further explains his love for Native Americans his thoughts about Native Americans in an op-ed […]

THE LATEST IN HEAVENLY FASHION: What the cool Christians are wearing!

Jezebel (the blog, not that God awful queen in the Old Testament) offers us a sneak peek into what good fashionable correct Christian kids will be wearing this season! And of course, all of this year’s high-fashion involve t-shirts! Some […]

Cute little British kids asking tough questions about Jesus…

This is a scene from a British TV show called Outnumbered. I just love their little accents. They could ask me anything as long as they asked using those adorable English voices.

Nice Guys Go To Hell, Too (Awesome!!)

And the nice guy is voiced by Kirk Cameron, and it was produced by Living Waters… I have a question. Those of you who align with Kirk’s basic theology, do you think this kind of method actually helps the “evangelical […]

Old NEW News: President Obama is a Christian!!

Cameron Strang, publisher of Relevant magazine, wrote a great piece about President Obama and the National Prayer Breakfast. “And it was through that experience working with pastors and laypeople trying to heal the wounds of hurting neighborhoods that I came […]

Christian men in black dancing interpretively for God?

This is either a reenactment of the Pilgrims landing at Plymouth Rock or the all-boys school on Glee released their follow-up to “Teenage Dream.” I’m pretty sure it’s about the Pilgrims, God’s chosen people… Sent to me by Ed.

Bible Theater: Elisha & the 2 she bears

EVEN BEARS WORK FOR THE LORD! from EIT! on Vimeo. “Bible Theater” starts about 1 minute in… Found at Everything is Terrible

Ted Haggard and family pose in hot tub for GQ!

Thoughts?! Read the GQ story here. Found at Christian Nightmares.

Spiritual Gifts & the Superbowl…

It’s a shame acting isn’t a spiritual gift… Sent to me by Brandon.

UPDATE: Sean McDowell's COMPLETE answer…

A commenter named Chad (a friend of Sean) sent me a clip to the full answer to the question… Here’s a link to the original post. Here’s his comment… I read hundreds of blogs each day and rarely respond, but […]

Josh McDowell's son uses fear, hate, & ignorance to teach kids how to 'love'

This manipulative/fear-filled video was sent to me by a youth pastor. He/she was sent this link by Interlinc, a non-profit that supposedly helps “youth ministries” become more successful. While the 1993 fear mongering tactics in this video don’t surprise me, […]

Christians drunk on 'new wine'

Found at Christian Nightmares.

The Study of EVILution

And as Wes and Zack over at American Jesus pointed out, the lessons ends like all good science lessons–with the plan of salvation!

Christian ‘Battlecry’ Begins Downunder

One of the things I hate is when people use war language to express Christianity… But as most of you know, I pretty much dislike everything that Battlecry does. Sent to me by Alex.

Cindy Jacobs’ prophecies get remixed!

… Found at Christian Nightmares.

Alabama Needs New PR

Sweet Penitentiary Alabama! The people of Alabama elected a real loving guy to be their new governor! According to CBS News… Alabama Republican Governor Robert Bentley said in a Martin Luther King Jr. Day message Monday that he does not […]

Commercial for Jesus Christ action figure

I know this is old. But I missed it. So funny…

Animated Rapture

So we will be abducted by aliens? Christian Nightmares…

Trailer for Kevin Smith’s Horror Flick ‘Red State’…

‘Neat’ Technology Astounds Pentecostal Motorcyclist

Why? Why does somebody record a six minute video with this effect? Sure, it’s ‘neat’ for maybe 3 seconds. But after that it becomes strange. And then it gets downright creepy if you happen to cover your mouth as you […]

Bill O’Reilly PROVES that God exists!

The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c Bill O’Reilly Proves God’s Existence – Neil deGrasse Tyson www.colbertnation.com Colbert Report Full Episodes Political Humor & Satire Blog</a> March to Keep Fear Alive

Christians Using Mathematics to Explain God

In all seriousness, you have to wonder if the person who created this video REALLY thinks there’s any rhyme, reason, or mathematical logic to his or her theory… I mean, if this is true, then “Love of Satan” will put […]

Meet Captain Salvation!

For more details about Captain Salvation, click here. Found at Christian Nightmares

‘Wrestling for Jesus’ – The Documentary

Wrestling For Jesus Trailer from Nathan Clarke on Vimeo. Found at The American Jesus

Who does CNN call when birds fall from the sky? Kirk Cameron!!

And it’s a decent interview… But surprise surprise… Kirk doesn’t know why the birds fell out of the sky.

Holy Text Message

BIRDS!

Hilarious. Weird.

Pat Robertson’s predictions for 2011!

Morality is screwed. Businesses are screwed. Families are screwed. Yeah, pretty much everything is screwed. Well, except 700 Club, CBN, and Regent University–all of that will prosper!! I’m serious. Two questions: How many times does somebody have to be wrong […]

Facebook’s Christian status update of the week

Tucker Carlson is a Christian. Tucker believes in second chances. But…

Tucker is a Christian. Tucker says so in this video. Tucker’s made mistakes. Tucker confessed that he’s made mistakes in this video. And Tucker believes in second chances. BUT… Not for Michael Vick…. No, Tucker thinks Michael Vick should have […]

Christians can ‘See Jesus’ with new iPhone App!

It costs 99 cents. Twenty percent of that goes to charity. According to GodDiscussion.com Users view an optical illusion for 30 seconds on their iPhones.  After staring at it, they will see an image of Jesus on a blank surface. […]

Apocolypse Guru Rev. Tapley Offers You An Anti-Abortion Christmas Present!

Found at Dangerous Minds.

Church sign of the day!

According to Juliane, a reader of this blog, this beautiful sign is on display in Alabama along I-65. And look! The Devil’s tool for “getting you” is sporting quite the curve.

My Ode to 2010’s Christian Culture (the good bad & Driscoll)

There’s so much to say about 2010; the whos, the whats, the shenanigans So let’s look back one more time and remember the year in “Dr. Seuss” rhyme We all felt the earthquake in Porta au Prince, and then dear […]

10 Reasons Feminists Dislike Sarah Palin!

I wrote about Doug Giles here. Doug is the guy who wants his church to come with testicles. Since writing that article, it’s come to my attention that Doug has his own online TV show (I thought it was just […]

ANOTHER Social Media Christmas Story…

Here’s the link to the OTHER one… Do you like one better than the other?

Questions for God…

Matthew Paul Turner-On Questions from Cross Point Church on Vimeo. Some of you have seen this… I posted this video a year or so ago. But lately I received a lot of comments and email inquiries about it, so I […]

Woman gets funky for Jesus… Word.

You have to watch to the 2:34 mark… Uh… I don’t know what to say. Found at Christian Nightmares..

My Christmas hymn…

On her new Christmas album, Annie Lennox sings the haunting and spiritual carol “In the Bleak Midwinter.” I’ve loved that Christmas/Holiday/Wintry song since I was a teenager. The first time I heard it was when Christian singer Twila Paris recorded […]

‘Satan Hates You’ – The Movie!

(Use discretion watching the above trailer… ) According to the New York Times… Satan Hates You is “best appreciated drunk or otherwise impaired…” NYT goes on to say that… “Satan Hates You” is the kind of horror movie that appears […]

Mark Driscoll wants to teach you how to be a leader!

Pastor Mark wants to help YOU look tired and drained like him–as well as 9,999 other men in ministry! And all of this is for free (all you need is a penis!) But you have to sign up! Because if […]

Liberty University sings Christmas version of ‘Bed Intruder’

Hmm… not sure this works… Found at Christmas Nightmare

An amazing interview with @AnneRice about God, angels, & quitting Christianity

Great interview! Sent to me about my friend Jennifer.

Satan Tempts Puppets

Found here.

How to identify the handiwork of Satan!

While this video was made specifically for law enforcement personnel, I thought I’d post it just in case you were to ever find a dead body and were curious if the dead person loved Satan or if he or she […]

Christian Rock at its Best

My favorite lyric… “Hey girls. What’s up? Wanna sip from this cup? One sip. Get ripped. This world’s really got its grip.” Found at Christian Nightmare…

If the Bee Gees sang about tithing, it would sound like THIS.

Found at The American Jesus!

A Lord-praising Pig Puppet sings about demons (This is amazing!)

Casual conversation about demons is bad enough, but when the conversation comes with a melody and is sung by puppets, it’s truly inspirational don’t you think? Found at Everything is Terrible!

Have you heard Liberty University’s new ‘rap anthem’?

Found at Christian Nightmares.

In honor of Veteran’s Day, download a ‘service’ devotional for FREE (Please share!)

Happy Veteran’s Day! In celebration and honor of our United States servicemen and servicewomen, here’s a special gift (a FREE book) for you and your friends. That free book is called Strength for Service! Since World War II, more than […]

Church is ‘Bringing Serving Back’ like it’s sexy

Bringing Serving Back from Parkview Christian Church on Vimeo. Found at Christian Nightmares.

WASHINGTON POST: Jesus’s Message to Homosexuals

Randy Roberts Potts–you know, the grandson of Oral Roberts who made the “It Gets Better” video–wrote a wonderful thoughtful piece for the Washington Post and so I thought I would share it… There is a story in the Gospel of […]

The 1,746,543rd thing that Jesus hates…

Picture taken and sent to me by Richy.

UPDATE: @EdYoung preaches ‘It’s all about the money’!

Ed Young’s Tithing “Long Bomb” from FBCJax Watchdog on Vimeo. To be clear, I’m not against tithing. Whether to a church or ministry, offering tithe and offerings to something you believe in is a good thing. But Pastor Ed’s tactics […]

The Jesus Trail

Found here.

Would you give Pastor @EdYoung your banking information?

Ed Young Goes After Access to Bank Accounts of Church Members from FBCJax Watchdog on Vimeo. Ed Young is just obnoxious. Found.

Christians on Public Access TV

Found at Christian Nightmare.

Jesus wants you to Google…

Oh be careful little hands how you vote (cuz God is watching you!)

This gave me a headache. Found at Christian Nightmares.

Some of the best ‘Jesus Signs’ at the rally to restore sanity

I thought Jon Stewart’s speech at his Rally to Restore Sanity was great and really focused on topics and themes that most people, regardless of party affiliation, can relate to on some level. If you haven’t heard it, check it […]

Watch this evangelist achieve the most satisfying, explosive, hot ANOINTING ever

Orgasm Anointing happens at .47… Oh oh oh my gosh… Found at Christian Nightmares.

FLASHBACK: ‘Escape From Hell’ the movie!

ESCAPE FROM HELL from EIT! on Vimeo. Found at Everything is Terrible.

The ‘Jesus Lean': The Electric Slide for Christians…

Sent to me by Dan Portnoy.

Jesus billboard of the day!

How to plant a church!

This is hilarious… Sent to me by Jay Caruso. (Check out Jay’s photography blog.)

The Tea Party’s social media secrets revealed!

Okay, so I’m not at all that surprised that the Tea Party actually trains people to give “liberal” books 1-star reviews on Amazon.com. Twenty-something male Calvinists are trained to do the same thing whenever Brian McLaren or Rob Bell releases […]

‘Hear No Evil’ has been nominated for an award #INSPY

A few weeks ago, I learned that my book Hear No Evil: My Story of Innocence, Music, and the Holy Ghost was nominated for an INSPY Award in the “Creative Non-Fiction” category. (Click here to learn about INSPY Awards.) I […]

Taylor Swift’s Letter to John Mayer

Taylor Swift’s Speak Now new record releases tomorrow. It’s expected to be the biggest release this year. Some say it might sell Platinum (1 million) in its first week. If anybody can do it, Taylor probably can. I’ve heard most […]

‘Twilight’ rapes your mind & spirit says evangelist!

Oh dear. Found at Christian Nightmare.

AMAZING: David Crowder Band’s New Music Video ‘Shines’!

Oh, the drama of this church drama

Wow. It’s starts off as a church drama and then ends up being an advertisement for the pastor’s book…

It’s settled: Homer Simpson is a Catholic?!

Well, there (or HERE) you have it, friends… Homer is Catholic. And it’s official. For the Vatican tells me so. The newspaper acknowledged that Homer snores through the sermons of the Reverend Lovejoy and inflicts “never-ending humiliation” on his evangelical […]

Go to church with jerks (in Texas!)

Sarah Palin Talks Socialism, Iran, & Armageddon

Found at Christian Nightmares.

Relating to Dexter…

The video above could be a potential **SPOILER** if you haven’t watched the fourth season of Dexter. I love this show for scenes such as this one… There’s so much psychology involved. Dexter processes all that is around him through […]

WHAT THE? This Might be the Oddest Church Drama Ever

There’s probably some context that we’re missing, but honestly, context might make it worse. Found at Christian Nightmares!

Christians Against Gay Characters On TV

Well, I for one love all of the gay characters on the TV shows I watch. I like the straight characters, too. I honestly don’t even think about it. Unless I’m supposed to be thinking about it, you know, when […]

Church Appreciation Video (Set to ‘Empire State of Mind’)

Let’s Hear it For Bay Shore (Music Video) from Andrew Mason on Vimeo. Found at Church Crunch. And sent to me by Chris.

The New Face of Evangelicalism?! An ABC News Report

TRY THIS LINK…

Are you a socially-compromised minister? (Have I got some ‘good news’ for you!)

Is this 1990s footage from Z-TV, you know the old (now defunct) Christian version of MTV? Or maybe is it a cry for help? And what’s with that weird tongue-out coughing bit? It’s obvious this guy played guitar in a […]

WHAT THE? A show called ‘Good Christian Bitches’ is coming to ABC

What in the world? A show called Good Christian Bitches is coming to ABC according to this report… After a fierce bidding war, ABC has acquired a Darren Star-produced series based on the Kim Gatlin novel Good Christian Bitches—but it […]

PSALTY, the singing songbook!

I don’t remember Psalty looking so creepy. Yikes. Found at Everything is Terrible.

Calling down ‘Glory’ from heaven…

Found at Unreasonable Faith

‘Dexter’ and guilt…

I love Dexter. In my opinion, it’s one of the best written shows on TV. And it’s entertaining. And it doesn’t take itself too seriously. This season, Dexter deals with guilt, something I think a lot of us can relate […]

ARE YOU READY FOR THIS: America’s Got CHRISTIAN Talent?!

Yep, that’s right: America’s Christian Talent is a real contest. And here are a couple of the latest entries… CLICK HERE FOR CINDY’S ENTRY! GO CINDY! She’s UH-Maze-ING. Don’t you think? But wait… she has some big competition coming from […]

Can You (I) Handle Eminem’s (My) Truth?

You’ve probably heard this song (“Love the Way You Lie”) by Eminem (with Rihanna). Warning: The above version is the unedited version, so keep that in mind if there are children around. I’m not a big fan of rap music. […]

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