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Pirates, bubbles, and Jesus

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Merry Christmas… Pirates, bubbles, and Jesus is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

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Jesus picture of the day! #Tebow

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Thank you, Ric! Jesus picture of the day! #Tebow is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus picture of the day! #Tebow is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

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SNL: Tebow meets Jesus

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Just in case you missed it. Oh, and in case you didn’t know… SNL: Tebow meets Jesus is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

SNL: Tebow meets Jesus is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

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O-Bama Night: THIS will be the most disturbing nativity you’ll see all season…

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A unicorn, baby Jesus, and a naked President Obama… Happy Holidays. This portrayal is painted by Dan Lacey. You can find out more about him here. You can bid on this painting here. Sent to me by Tyler. O-Bama Night: THIS will be the most disturbing nativity you’ll see all season… is a post from: […]

O-Bama Night: THIS will be the most disturbing nativity you’ll see all season… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus is the reason for…

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Happy Holidays… Jesus is the reason for… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus is the reason for… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus heals iPhones…

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This photo was taken in New Orleans. Jesus heals iPhones… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus heals iPhones… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Thanksgiving with Jesus…

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Thanksgiving with Jesus… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Thanksgiving with Jesus… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Handcrafted gift ideas for that Jesus-loving fanatic in your life…

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Handmade Jesus items are difficult to find unless you’re at Cracker Barrel. But thanks to Etsy.com, your place to buy and sell all things handmade, vintage, and supplies, finding our Lord and Savior handmade into fun & creative gift items is easier than ever. Here are a few of my favorites… Send all of your […]

Handcrafted gift ideas for that Jesus-loving fanatic in your life… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian car of the day…

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Jesus should give parking lessons. Christian car of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian car of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Tim Tebow’s Jesus Jersey

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Omar sent me this. SOURCE Tim Tebow’s Jesus Jersey is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Tim Tebow’s Jesus Jersey is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

FLASHBACK…

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FLASHBACK… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

FLASHBACK… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

FLASHBACK…

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FLASHBACK… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

FLASHBACK… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus is everywhere you want to be…

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How do you interpret this image? Jesus is everywhere you want to be… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus is everywhere you want to be… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Meet Utah’s ‘Jesus Model’…

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  Christian Nightmares… Meet Utah’s ‘Jesus Model’… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Meet Utah’s ‘Jesus Model’… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

God, Jesus, & the Holy Ghost are TRIPLETS!?

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And they collect the heads of small children. How lovely. God, Jesus, & the Holy Ghost are TRIPLETS!? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

God, Jesus, & the Holy Ghost are TRIPLETS!? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Caption THIS…

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Caption THIS… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Caption THIS… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

A ‘holy home improvement’…

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Another Jesus sighting has occurred. This time in Mississippi. According to Action News 5… A Mid-South family says an image of Jesus formed on a freshly painted wall of their house. Wendy Brady’s specialty is finishing walls with a technique she calls Mississippi Mud. “I’ve been doing this for many years,” she said Friday Baker […]

A ‘holy home improvement’… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Caption this…

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Caption this… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Caption this… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Caption THIS…

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Caption THIS… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Caption THIS… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus Body found in Japan!

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The secret to getting hot like Jesus is in these diet pills. Why wait until Heaven to have Jesus Body when you can fly to Japan and buy these pills and have Jesus Body now? I’ve always heard that first century Jews were hot, especially the ones with British accents. A British accent makes anything […]

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Caption this…

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Caption this… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Shesus Christ…

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Shesus Christ… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Shesus Christ… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus joins Occupy London rally

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Sent to me by Phil… Jesus joins Occupy London rally is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus joins Occupy London rally is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

THIS is what happens when Americans interpret the analogies of Jesus…

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Jesus must groan to see his “fishers of men” analogy taken so literally (and incorrectly). Thoughts?! Marianne sent this to me… THIS is what happens when Americans interpret the analogies of Jesus… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

THIS is what happens when Americans interpret the analogies of Jesus… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus tattoo of the day

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Jesus tattoo of the day is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus tattoo of the day is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Caption this…

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Caption this… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Caption this… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Doves, Ducks, Geese, & Jesus!

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Doves, Ducks, Geese, & Jesus! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Doves, Ducks, Geese, & Jesus! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

This is how you celebrate Jesusween!

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Found at Christian Nightmares. This is how you celebrate Jesusween! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

This is how you celebrate Jesusween! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

TASTY: Jesus Harvest Seeds

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Just in time for Halloween October… TASTY: Jesus Harvest Seeds is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

TASTY: Jesus Harvest Seeds is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

WOW: Christian Facebook status of the day…

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SOURCE. Thank you Karen. WOW: Christian Facebook status of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

WOW: Christian Facebook status of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian Facebook status of the year!?

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Christian Facebook status of the year!? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian Facebook status of the year!? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

What Jesus did in 1942

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He worked with the Super Friends and looked like the Good Witch from the North.   He watched white people fly in airplanes.   And he protected all of the little white kids from planes crashing into one another or crashing into big buildings… Jesus kept busy in 1942. What Jesus did in 1942 is […]

What Jesus did in 1942 is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Cheez-It Christ

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Cheez-It Christ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Cheez-It Christ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Caption this…

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Caption this… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Caption this… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

im-PEC-able Jesus

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im-PEC-able Jesus is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

im-PEC-able Jesus is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

RX for Jesus…

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Not sure the context for these pills, but I think this image creates the opportunity for some interesting discussion. Christians do so often prescribe “Jesus” like a pill. What do you think? Have you swallowed the “Jesus pill” before? RX for Jesus… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

RX for Jesus… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus trading cards…

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Jesus Trading Cards are also available for elementary-aged kids. WARNING: The packaging for the “elementary” cards feature a more mature-looking Jesus as well as non-white children. Holly sent this to me. Jesus trading cards… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus trading cards… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

The greatest worst Jesus doll EVER…

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Found here. The greatest worst Jesus doll EVER… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

The greatest worst Jesus doll EVER… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

He who began a Jesus tattoo on you…

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He who began a Jesus tattoo on you… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

He who began a Jesus tattoo on you… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Meditation

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This morning I read these words from Henri Nouwen and I thought I’d share them with you… When Jesus says, “Sky and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away,” he shows us a direct way to eternal life. The words of Jesus have the power to transform our hearts and minds […]

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Jesus bling you can sling

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I hate depictions of Christ with firearms. While I think I understand the intent of artists who present Jesus with guns blazing, I still feel sad every time I see a picture like this… Jesus bling you can sling is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus bling you can sling is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

This is what Jesus did to cool teenagers in 1995

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Thank American Jesus for this gem. This is what Jesus did to cool teenagers in 1995 is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

This is what Jesus did to cool teenagers in 1995 is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

CAPTION THIS

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CAPTION THIS is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

CAPTION THIS is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus + Santa + 9-11 = THIS

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This has to be a conspiracy. Jace sent this to me. And apparently it’s a part of the “Weeping Santa” collection of paintings. Jesus + Santa + 9-11 = THIS is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus + Santa + 9-11 = THIS is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Some say this Samsung ad mocks Christianity…

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Some claim that this ad mocks Christianity. And so the ad has been banned by some… I think Samsung should have banned the ad because it lacks creativity and cleverness. Some say this Samsung ad mocks Christianity… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Some say this Samsung ad mocks Christianity… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Break dancing Jesus

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Break dancing Jesus is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Break dancing Jesus is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus tattoo of the day

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Ick. Jesus tattoo of the day is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus tattoo of the day is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian university unveils new statue of Jesus!

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“I plan on turning these two smart people into orcs. Don’t tell them; it’s a surprise.” -Saruman “These two graduated from college because of me! Especially this guy. He’s an idiot. But he prayed, so I told him the answers to all of the questions on his exams. And this girl? She’s pretty smart. Between […]

Christian university unveils new statue of Jesus! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus lived in Japan!?

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Jesus lived in Japan!? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus lived in Japan!? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

2 ways you can put on the face of Christ…

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  2 ways you can put on the face of Christ… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

2 ways you can put on the face of Christ… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

A new holy bandage for your boo boos…

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Blog reader, Omar, sent this Tennessean article to me. It was Riley West’s fourth and final shot of insulin of the day. Riley’s grandfather sat beside the 5-year-old and gave her the shot, and he reached for the box of bandages. Scooby-Doo. “It just dawned on me, we pray for healing at home and we […]

A new holy bandage for your boo boos… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

You will know that it’s a CHRISTIAN school by its…

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… really large mural of Jesus Holding a Bible. So, isn’t this sort of a painting of Jesus holding himself? You know, since he’s called Word of God in flesh? I guess it could be a copy of Moby Dick. But I doubt it. I must say… a darn good paint job. You will know […]

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Wow… CAPTION THIS!

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Wow… CAPTION THIS! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Wow… CAPTION THIS! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus sightings!

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    Jesus sightings! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus sightings! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Worst. Christian Book Title. EVER…

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Mmm… Worst. Christian Book Title. EVER… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Worst. Christian Book Title. EVER… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Now you can buy a ‘Witness Stick’

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Christian Nightmares found this first! Now you can buy a ‘Witness Stick’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Now you can buy a ‘Witness Stick’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus doll or Sammy Hagar doll?

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If I saw this walking on water toward me, I’d scream like a little girl. Thank you, Ian. Jesus doll or Sammy Hagar doll? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus doll or Sammy Hagar doll? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus Downey Jr.

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I can’t take credit for that headline. It could also be a morphing together of Jesus and Jeremy Irons… Jesus Downey Jr. is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus Downey Jr. is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

What happens in Vegas in Vegas… but should it?

It’s a cliche: What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas… And over the years, the ad agency who came up with this clever slogan has created a number of commercial campaigns that have caused many of us to giggle, shake […]

God, I need $200: The Politics of Prayer

I wrote the following essay 18 months ago, at a time when Jessica and I were struggling to make ends meet. This is part 1. Part 2 will post tomorrow. It’s Tuesday morning and I am sprawled out in the […]

$hare Je$u$ with a friend…

Sent to me by Matthew.

In praise of JESUS®

According to scripture, upon returning to heaven after his death and resurrection, Jesus sat down in a chair next to God. I imagine them sitting like this often, watching the events on Planet Earth and making commentary. My guess would […]

Who inspires you?

Who inspires you?

Caption this!

Free tires from Jesus

What the heck is 'Christian unity'? #RestoreUnity

Art credit: Karen Bates. So Rachel Held Evans has her hands full this week. Not only is she trying to “restore unity,” she’s also attempting to raise 1000s of dollars for clean water in Africa. So please, let’s help her […]

Caption THIS Jesus picture!

Jesus picture of the day

Caption this!

The last 2 minutes of Mark Driscoll's Easter sermon (with soundtrack)

The suit is fitting. UPDATE: If you’re a fan of Mark Driscoll, you may want to read this blog post. Enjoy! From Christian Nightmares!

Jesus picture of the day: Banana Jesus

LISTEN: Carrie Underwood & Vince Gill sing 'How Great Thou Art'

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Yet another Easter-inspired 'Friday' parody called 'Good Friday'

Not bad… well, it is bad. But it’s pretty good for being a parody of something so bad…

Church advertisement of the day: Darwin and Jesus kissing?

So what is this trying to say? That Darwin loves Jesus? That they love each other? That they make out sometimes when adhered to a car’s bumper? Or perhaps they meant that Jesus loves Darwin? What do you think? Sent […]

MUST SEE: 'A Portrait of Christ' by @JeremyCowart (with @DerekWebb)

A Portrait of Christ from Jeremy Cowart on Vimeo. This is pretty amazing.

Not sure what this means…

Jesus answers THIS question: "Why do I allow evil to exist?"

Sent to me by Naked Troll. SOURCE Thoughts?!

Jesus picture of the day

 

SALUTING THE LAMB: I just can't get enough of Echoing Praise…

Saw this over at Scotteriology… This video is like watching 2 Kelly Taylors from “90210” salute the cross.

Here's the ad that has Catholics crying blasphemy (PG13)

Read the story here. Thoughts?

Eating, licking, and sucking on Easter…

Jesus is wordy

The story of Jesus in anime

I know very little about Japanese animation, mostly because I’ve never been much of a fan. (Hated “Speed Racer” when I was a kid). However, from what I can tell, this is pretty well done. It kept my attention throughout, […]

Jesus for guys

Jesus Christ: Ghetto Star?

Sent to me by Jennifer!

Jesus and chickens

 

Bad Jesus tattoo of the day

CAPTION THIS: Possibly the MOST ridiculous Jesus picture ever painted…

Sent to me by Marc!

Art of Christ…

I like this. The artist.

The greatest 'Jesus junk' ever made!

I would totally buy this. What is this? It’s a “Jesus head w/a light bulb Adam’s apple”! Who wouldn’t want to own this amazing God-inspired artifact? Who knew that the light of the world comes from Christ’s clavicle?! Did you? […]

What do you do when your Jesus statue burns to the ground?!

Remember Touchdown Jesus, the statue of Christ in Ohio that was hit by lightning and burned to the ground?! Well, appropriately for this time of year, Christ shall rise again. But it won’t be the same Christ. The new “Christ” […]

A Happy Easter Song: Jesus died for his peeps!

Uh… 'Christian limo' of the day!

This picture was taken in Albany, NY. Photo was sent to me (and taken) by Joanne!

Caption this!

CAPTION THIS!

The Trinity has never looked so badass

Whoa. God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Spirit look NOTHING like I expected. Equally yoked together, this trio looks completely badass. Don’t they? Even Jesus appears way more “Use the Force, Luke” than I imagined him […]

CAPTION THIS.

Jesus tattoo of the day!

Found at Christian Nightmares!

My thoughts on Mark Driscoll's hell…

Aaron sent me this link to me last night. I watched it. And then I re-watched it. And then I woke up this morning and watched it again. And I’m just going to share a few thoughts… Now, before I […]

When Christians take Jesus's name in vain…

Found here.

Caption THIS Jesus picture…

Can an optical illusion help people find Jesus?

This video confuses me. I hopes it’s just poor editing. But I don’t think so. At the end where the evangelist Tony Miano asks the young man…”does it make sense?!” I want to shout no, this makes no sense. But […]

How not to say 'Jesus loves you'

Nothing says “Jesus loves you” like a heart-shaped noose.

A collection of Jesus pictures (with quotes)!

                     

The Today Show's interview with the boy who went to heaven

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy The book about Colton Burpo’s journey–Heaven is Real–is number one on Amazon.com. It’s been in the top five for weeks. I haven’t read the book, so I only […]

A 'Christlike' Ozzy Osbourne

Oh dear. I certainly hope Rob Bell is right… for the sake of the artist who created this image… Oddly enough, I met Ozzy Osbourne once–in 1995 or 96. The meeting happened at Structure (yes, the clothing store). I helped […]

Caption this!

'I know the answer! Pick me! Pick me!'

Jesus has great hair.

Jesus has a migraine

Pole Dancing for Jesus (worship with a pole!)

Sent to me by Hannah! Here’s another video of it… Pole Dancing for Jesus Class in Texas: MyFoxNY.com Found here!

If Jesus was here today, he'd be a biker?

We NEVER do this to baby Jesus

Never. Or for that matter, we shouldn’t do THIS to Mary, either…

My thoughts about Rob Bell's interview #LoveWins

I watched the online interview with Rob Bell last night. For an hour, Lisa Miller of Newsweek asked Rob a list of questions regarding topics such as heaven, hell, Jesus, and universalism. There were no surprises, really. In true Rob […]

Author James Frey to publish NEWER New Testament about drunk sleazy 'Jesus'

James Frey, the author who makes up his own story, has turned his fixed his literary eye on Jesus. Or basically he’s borrowed the name Jesus and a few of the events from Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John, and added […]

Christian Nightmare Speaks: My exclusive interview with the blogger behind the popular site

One question that I get more often than you might imagine is this: Hey, what’s the deal with Christian Nightmares? (You know, the Tumblr site/blog of mostly freakishly Christian videos that I repost a lot!) And while I have exchanged […]

Caption this Jesus picture please!

I guess that’s Jesus. It is, right? UPDATE: I’ve been informed that THIS isn’t Jesus! It’s St. Francis. Thank you Caitlin. Which makes more sense… I think… Sent to me by Dan!

Jay-Z giving Jesus some PR

Found at Christian Nightmares!

Mormon Jesus (a remix)

Jesus picture of the day

Caption This!

Mickey Rourke being Christ-like?

Caption this Jesus picture!

   

Do Evangelicals Hate Jesus?

If you define yourself as an evangelical, your first thought is probably: “Of course, not!” But Phil Zuckerman, a professor of sociology at Pitzer College in California, seems to think the answer is yes. Read his interesting reasons why at […]

This 3-year-old loves God!

Sent to me by Jennifer!

Jesus picture of the day

  Aw, I bet Pastor Ed would love to see Jesus wearing a Britney/Garth mic. Does this Jesus have braces? Or just really tiny teeth?

WOMAN RECEIVES MESSAGE FROM JESUS: 'Press on!'

Appalling, telling, or both? #NotSafeForChurch

I tagged this “not safe for church” because I suppose technically two of these images are of women without shirts on. I guess those are women. (I’m not trying to be rude… I really can’t tell…) They are women, right? […]

How to survive Rob Bell's new book release!

I love Rob Bell. And I especially love when Rob Bell releases a new book! And guess what? He’s releasing a new book at the end of March. And like all of Rob’s books (well, except that last one which […]

CAPTION THIS PLEASE!

'Jesus' shows up in David Beckham's newest tat

According to Christianity Today… …The 35-year-old’s inking was done in LA a few months ago by tattoo artist to the celebs, Mark Mahoney… And it features Jesus’s pubic hair! It took 12 hours in total and was completed over two […]

Perhaps the best definition of 'Christian irony' ever…

There is such a thing as too much Jesus

 

LSD trip helps man find Jesus!

But don’t do drugs! Found at Christian Nightmares.

Real dogs love Jesus

Is your dog real? Thank you Scott for sending this to me!

Man finds 'Jesus' in rocking chair

More so than most of these “Jesus” sightings, this one actually looks like the American “Jesus” we know and love. Story here. Found at Christian Nightmares!

Jesus dancing

CAPTION THIS: Jesus picture of the day

Lousy parents!

I’m joking! No, really, I am joking. I’m sure Mary and Joseph were (are?) AMAZING parents. **This picture was sent to me by Michelle, a reader of this blog. The photo was taken in Connecticut.

Be my Valentine in Christ

PICTURES OF THE DAY: My Facebook friend met Jesus and Satan in Florida…

The pictures are real. One of my Facebook friends (and reader of this blog) recently took her kids to Florida! Besides spending time with Mickey, Donald, Buzz, and Cinderella, she also visited TBN’s The Holy Lands (yes, believe it or […]

Jesus tattoo of the day

Introducing Freeze-Us Christ!

Icicle looks like Jesus: MyFoxBOSTON.com If you don’t want to watch the video… here’s the gist of the story: A man thinks THIS looks like “Jesus”… This picture was sent in to us by a viewer from Shrewsbury. He says […]

Is it just me…

…or does this make Jesus sound a little like a stalker.

THE LATEST IN HEAVENLY FASHION: What the cool Christians are wearing!

Jezebel (the blog, not that God awful queen in the Old Testament) offers us a sneak peek into what good fashionable correct Christian kids will be wearing this season! And of course, all of this year’s high-fashion involve t-shirts! Some […]

Cute little British kids asking tough questions about Jesus…

This is a scene from a British TV show called Outnumbered. I just love their little accents. They could ask me anything as long as they asked using those adorable English voices.

Nothing warms the soul like 'Jesus on a blanket'

It’s a blanket! At least I think it’s a blanket.

Jesus + Elvis + preshrunk cotton =

Superbowl rejects Jesus, God, & Doritos!

I sort of like the commercial…

CAPTION THIS: Jesus Picture of the Day!

MUST SEE: Stephen Colbert gets philosophical about Jesus

The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c Sean Dorrance Kelly www.colbertnation.com Colbert Report Full Episodes Political Humor & Satire Blog</a> Video Archive This really is a very interesting interview. I especially love the part where Stephen and the […]

Autographed pictures of Jesus!

Wow. That’s very affordable. I mean, at least the eBay liar isn’t trying to get rich off selling fake Jesus autographed photos. Though shipping is pretty ridiculous. But Heaven is far away, so it makes sense. This reminds me of […]

Evangedazzle your sweater

They even dazzled tears running down Jesus’s cheek. And crystal clear blue eyes. Perfect.

Super Jesus

Star Spangled Fish

Do you want to proclaim our nation’s righteous heritage?! Of course you do. Who doesn’t? Well, now you can! And it’s really easy to do!!! No former experience with explosives is required. How’s that for Good News? All you have […]

CAPTION THIS: Jesus Picture of the Day

Why does Jesus…

Portrait with Jesus Christ

Found at Regretsy.com.

Jesus Picture of the Day

God save Texas? Oh wait, that’s Cuba. Texas might have made more sense.

Jesus Christ Vampire Killer!?

This is old. But it’s making the rounds…

Headlights of the World

Jesus Pants!

Whoa! What’s up with Jesus’s face faces? That’s one scary Christ head. You can BUY these pants here. Found at Regretsy! Thanks to Rosie for sending me the link!

How To Paint Jesus

Commercial for Jesus Christ action figure

I know this is old. But I missed it. So funny…

‘Christian ride’ of the Day!

Jesus Picture of the Day

Jesus is Everywhere (by @FunnyOrDie)

Jesus Is Everywhere – watch more funny videos

Christian Facebook Status Update of the Day

The ‘Jesus Position’ is the Latest Trend in Yoga?

This could be Photoshopped. I can’t tell.

‘Wrestling for Jesus’ – The Documentary

Wrestling For Jesus Trailer from Nathan Clarke on Vimeo. Found at The American Jesus

Holy Text Message

A Jesus sign that is both offensive AND convicting…

Oh the power of a comma, huh? I think I would have liked this sign better without the comma. That would have presented a new take on “love your enemies…”

Jesus Pens!

You can purchase your very own Jesus pen here.

Jesus’s Miracle of Bacon

‘Christian (and Republican) Sign’ of the Day!

Ah, the adorable cuteness of some Republicans… Yes, I’m assuming the person who created this sign is a Republican… …shoot me. Sent to me by Matt.

The benefits of being Jesus (or Amber…)

‘Christian t-shirt’ of the day!

Not sure it’s really a “Christian t-shirt,” but I think it wants to be. You know… it’s definitely searching… asking all the right questions… And I’m just going to love it into the fold…

Jesus Picture of the Day!

Found at The American Jesus

Worst Advertisements Featuring Jesus

AdFreak.com counts down the top 10 most uncool ads featuring Jesus… Sent to me by Nate.

My Ode to 2010’s Christian Culture (the good bad & Driscoll)

There’s so much to say about 2010; the whos, the whats, the shenanigans So let’s look back one more time and remember the year in “Dr. Seuss” rhyme We all felt the earthquake in Porta au Prince, and then dear […]

SURVEY: Jesus is just one of the reasons for the season…

Though I must say, the survey question (or fill-in-the-blank) is sort of odd… I mean… if somebody asked me to finish this sentence: Christmas is a time to… I’m not sure I’d say “Jesus,” mainly because “Christmas is a time […]

Put the DEATH back in Merry Christmas!

After I found this picture of Jesus, I saw the following video on Stuff Fundies Like… When I was a kid, somebody sang this song EVERY Christmas… because celebrating the birth of Christ was not complete without celebrating the fact […]

Jesus is a Liberal Democrat! (this is awesome..)

The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c Jesus Is a Liberal Democrat www.colbertnation.com Colbert Report Full Episodes Political Humor & Satire Blog</a> March to Keep Fear Alive So awesome and funny! But a lot of truth, too… Thank […]

Happy Birthday Jesus (I made you a cake!)

Now grow up and die for our sins already, Jesus. Sheesh. What’s taking you so long? And put these thorns around your head. Do it. Now.

A BLOG POST: The Gospel of Time

If you ask any of us what we need most this holiday season, I can almost guarantee that most of us would say, “time.” We need time to shop, time to clean, time to cook, time to think, time to […]

Uh… I wonder what this means…

Miracle or talent?

Jesus Picture of the Day

Jesus Picture of the Day!

Worst Nativity Ever (and completely unkosher)

But yes… still sort of amazing…

Jesus Picture of the Day

Look who’s AWESOME at flippin’ burgers!

Jesus was just like us

Somebody sent this to me, but I’ve lost the name. So if you sent this to, please let me know….

Statue of Liberty and Cool in Jesus

Jesus Picture of the Day!

A comfortable & supportive way to share your love for Jesus

My friend Brent (from Canada) sent me this picture. Thankfully, these are not real underwear, but just a painting of underwear. However, the yellow spot worries me. Yikes.

THIS IS A MUST SEE: Put ‘Christ’ back in the Christmas race!

Did he win? Sort of misses the point if he lost… ###### CLICK HERE TO GIFT A GOAT!

INVISIBLE PEOPLE: Stop Talking and Start Loving

The following post is written by my friend and fellow writer Kevin D. Hendricks. I asked Matthew to help promote my new book and he threw it back to me, asking me to write a guest post. So here I […]

Who Killed Jesus? You might be surprised!

Not the Romans… Not the Jews… Not the Calvinists… No, it was vampires! Yes, vampires… And you can read all about it in 33 A.D. According to the book’s description… Jerusalem, 33 A.D. The vampires of the era have long […]

‘Jesus’ is sexy

Hot. Would love to know the context of this picture. ###### CLICK HERE TO GIFT A GOAT!

Remember when Jesus was free?

Maybe we should invest in gold after all. Sent to me by Josh!

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Bad nativity…
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