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Jesus picture of the day! #Tebow

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Jesus is everywhere you want to be…

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How do you interpret this image? Jesus is everywhere you want to be… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

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Break dancing Jesus

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Jesus tattoo of the day

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Ick. Jesus tattoo of the day is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus tattoo of the day is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian university unveils new statue of Jesus!

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“I plan on turning these two smart people into orcs. Don’t tell them; it’s a surprise.” -Saruman “These two graduated from college because of me! Especially this guy. He’s an idiot. But he prayed, so I told him the answers to all of the questions on his exams. And this girl? She’s pretty smart. Between […]

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2 ways you can put on the face of Christ…

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  2 ways you can put on the face of Christ… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

2 ways you can put on the face of Christ… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

You will know that it’s a CHRISTIAN school by its…

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… really large mural of Jesus Holding a Bible. So, isn’t this sort of a painting of Jesus holding himself? You know, since he’s called Word of God in flesh? I guess it could be a copy of Moby Dick. But I doubt it. I must say… a darn good paint job. You will know […]

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Wow… CAPTION THIS!

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Jesus sightings!

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Jesus doll or Sammy Hagar doll?

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If I saw this walking on water toward me, I’d scream like a little girl. Thank you, Ian. Jesus doll or Sammy Hagar doll? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus doll or Sammy Hagar doll? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus Downey Jr.

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I can’t take credit for that headline. It could also be a morphing together of Jesus and Jeremy Irons… Jesus Downey Jr. is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus Downey Jr. is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

$hare Je$u$ with a friend…

Sent to me by Matthew.

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Jesus picture of the day

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Jesus picture of the day: Banana Jesus

Jesus picture of the day

 

Jesus is wordy

CAPTION THIS: Possibly the MOST ridiculous Jesus picture ever painted…

Sent to me by Marc!

The greatest 'Jesus junk' ever made!

I would totally buy this. What is this? It’s a “Jesus head w/a light bulb Adam’s apple”! Who wouldn’t want to own this amazing God-inspired artifact? Who knew that the light of the world comes from Christ’s clavicle?! Did you? […]

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The Trinity has never looked so badass

Whoa. God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Spirit look NOTHING like I expected. Equally yoked together, this trio looks completely badass. Don’t they? Even Jesus appears way more “Use the Force, Luke” than I imagined him […]

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A collection of Jesus pictures (with quotes)!

                     

A 'Christlike' Ozzy Osbourne

Oh dear. I certainly hope Rob Bell is right… for the sake of the artist who created this image… Oddly enough, I met Ozzy Osbourne once–in 1995 or 96. The meeting happened at Structure (yes, the clothing store). I helped […]

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'I know the answer! Pick me! Pick me!'

Jesus has great hair.

Jesus has a migraine

We NEVER do this to baby Jesus

Never. Or for that matter, we shouldn’t do THIS to Mary, either…

Caption this Jesus picture please!

I guess that’s Jesus. It is, right? UPDATE: I’ve been informed that THIS isn’t Jesus! It’s St. Francis. Thank you Caitlin. Which makes more sense… I think… Sent to me by Dan!

Jesus picture of the day

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Mickey Rourke being Christ-like?

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Jesus picture of the day

  Aw, I bet Pastor Ed would love to see Jesus wearing a Britney/Garth mic. Does this Jesus have braces? Or just really tiny teeth?

WOMAN RECEIVES MESSAGE FROM JESUS: 'Press on!'

Appalling, telling, or both? #NotSafeForChurch

I tagged this “not safe for church” because I suppose technically two of these images are of women without shirts on. I guess those are women. (I’m not trying to be rude… I really can’t tell…) They are women, right? […]

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'Jesus' shows up in David Beckham's newest tat

According to Christianity Today… …The 35-year-old’s inking was done in LA a few months ago by tattoo artist to the celebs, Mark Mahoney… And it features Jesus’s pubic hair! It took 12 hours in total and was completed over two […]

There is such a thing as too much Jesus

 

Man finds 'Jesus' in rocking chair

More so than most of these “Jesus” sightings, this one actually looks like the American “Jesus” we know and love. Story here. Found at Christian Nightmares!

Jesus dancing

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Portrait with Jesus Christ

Found at Regretsy.com.

Jesus Picture of the Day

God save Texas? Oh wait, that’s Cuba. Texas might have made more sense.

Headlights of the World

Jesus Pants!

Whoa! What’s up with Jesus’s face faces? That’s one scary Christ head. You can BUY these pants here. Found at Regretsy! Thanks to Rosie for sending me the link!

How To Paint Jesus

‘Christian ride’ of the Day!

Jesus Picture of the Day

Jesus Picture of the Day!

Found at The American Jesus

Jesus Picture of the Day

Jesus Picture of the Day!

Jesus Picture of the Day

Statue of Liberty and Cool in Jesus

Jesus Picture of the Day!

THIS IS A MUST SEE: Put ‘Christ’ back in the Christmas race!

Did he win? Sort of misses the point if he lost… ###### CLICK HERE TO GIFT A GOAT!

‘Jesus’ is sexy

Hot. Would love to know the context of this picture. ###### CLICK HERE TO GIFT A GOAT!

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The 1,746,543rd thing that Jesus hates…

Picture taken and sent to me by Richy.

Jesus Picture of the Day! (the Republicans Won the House edition)

I kid.

Some of the best ‘Jesus Signs’ at the rally to restore sanity

I thought Jon Stewart’s speech at his Rally to Restore Sanity was great and really focused on topics and themes that most people, regardless of party affiliation, can relate to on some level. If you haven’t heard it, check it […]

You’re hurting me, Jesus…

May your Halloween be happy… and Satanless.

Controversial? Heretical? Sobering? Telling? What do you think of THIS picture of Jesus?

Amazing. And sad. But speaks volumes… Your thoughts?

SCARY: People Dressing Up Like Jesus for Halloween

(The real Donald Miller was not hurt during the writing of this blog post. I love Donald Miller. I love him–even though he blocked me on Twitter–I LOVE HIM! Seriously, I do.) HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

Powerlifting Our Sin?

A very weird picture in my opinion. What’s the theology of this picture? Anybody have an idea?

Jesus Pictures of the Week (the ‘love people’ edition!

WARNING: This Jesus might give you a headache…

Nice.

HOLY WARDROBE MALFUNCTION… (Jesus had man boobs?!)

Thank you, Jordan, for sending this to me… Your thoughts? Perhaps a caption? Maybe some “hate” toward me for using the word “boob” in the same headline as word “Jesus”?

JESUS PICTURES OF THE WEEK: A Random Edition

A Jesus Bed-in-a-Bag

Available at Macy’s? Found here

Jesus at PerezHilton.com

Found at PerezHilton.com

The confessional Tweets of @KanyeWest in Jesus’s mouth…

Thank you @KanyeWest…(All tweets were copied word for word from Kanye’s Twitter page.)

Do you love Jesus as much as this little guy?

A firm, supportive, and comfortable Jesus…

Night night Jesus… I’m sort of glad we can’t see what’s written in the thought bubble.

How Jesus spends his Sabbath

The name of this painting is actually “Sabbath.”

Once again crossing my line… this picture may offend you

Just in case you lose your faith in Jesus…

Hot Jesus

A finger-lickin’ good Jesus picture of the day!

Caption anybody? Thanks Heather.

Eat THIS in remembrance of me

Hipster Jesus!

Or is it Emo Jesus? Or I Shop At Target Jesus? Or…. ?

Would you let your child play with this?

What might happen if Jesus dove into a pool…

Oh dear. Found.

A third slice of America’s Jesus!

Now THAT makes me want to confess my sins. High on Jesus. (Pot found inside framed Jesus art.) I’m hoping this is satire. But I couldn’t verify. Again, high on Jesus. Science project? Jesus loves me this I know. For […]

My new favorite blog: Tea Party Jesus

Combine REAL quotes from Tea Party members… with fake pictures of Jesus… And you get the hilarious blog Tea Party Jesus.

Coathanger Jesus

Hmm. I once saw a preacher that, during his sermon, he sprawled out on a bed of needles. And then he put another bed of needles against his chest and asked a volunteer to stand on top. I think this […]

A church where even Jesus gets buzzed

I’ll have what Jesus is having.

ART EXHIBIT: Jesus, the Devil, and Michael Jackson

A new pop art exhibit by famed new media artist David LaChapell is called “American Jesus,” but it features a lot of Michael Jackson. According to LaChapell, “[Jackson] was a modern-day martyr, a messenger — and he was innocent!” Yeah, […]

McJESUS

Wow. I don’t know who created (or manipulated) this picture of Jesus. And I don’t know why. But I think it makes a very good point. The Christian faith often gets presented like it’s a Happy Meal with a toy […]

Jesus Pictures! (Another ‘I’m with you’ edition)

“You’re hurting my tree, Joe. I know this because trees sometimes talk to me when you forget to. Rocks, too. Like, right now this tree wants you to stop drilling that hole, Joe. You’re making the tree cry. It wants […]

WHAT THE? Jesus makes the cover of PLAYBOY!

In Portugal. Not in the U.S. Okay? Now breath… Again, I repeat: Jesus is on the cover of Playboy IN PORTUGAL. I don’t want anybody to hyperventilate or have a heart attack. You can rest easy knowing that America’s Jesus […]

A third slice of America’s Jesus! (the APOSTROPHE edition!)

“JESUS” etched into one’s forearm. Ouch. Out of my momma’s womb and then circumcised! Just. Like. Jesus. Way too easy. Died on the cross for my sin’s what? MY SIN’S WHAT? I need to know. Righteous. Possessive much? Seriously, sport’s […]

Jesus Pictures of the Day! (stars & stripes edition)

“By these stripes you are healed.” -Jesus “If it be your will, Father, take this cup from me.” -Jesus This faith is your faith. This faith is my faith. “I know you guys are busy, but you might want to […]

Another crazy slice of America’s ‘Jesus’

Just a guess, but I bet Floyd takes high blood pressure medication and sometimes sets his Bible on his belly. Again, just a guess. I wonder if Jesus has asked Arnold to “say it”… you know, his shtick… “Whatchu talkin’ […]

Jesus picture of the week (an unfunny selection)

I like this depiction of Jesus. It’s simple and polite. The “need” in his eyes is compelling and humble. And I love his hands. What do you think?

Do you know JESUS® as your personal investor, I mean, savior?

The world needs to hear about JESUS®. They do. And you need to tell them all about him. Here are just a few things about JESUS® that you should know. JESUS® wants to live in your heart. At some point […]

‘Hey Henry! Get in here. Look who I found underneath the wallpaper!’

Okay… so my wife says she can see Jesus. I can’t. I mean, if I “see” Jesus, I also see Larry the Cucumber, my Great Aunt Gertrude, and C3PO. Who/what do you see? And even if you see Jesus, would […]

A big ole slice of America’s ‘Jesus’! (crazy. funny. sad.)

First, for all you literary peeps out there, here’s the perfect example of an “eye rhyme.” You know, two words that LOOK like they should rhyme, but don’t. Next, we see a sign offering us another way to say “Jesus […]

Jesus Pictures of the Week (the ‘light of Christ’ edition) SHARE!

The ultimate veteran?

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May the peace be with you!

RANDOM GOODNESS: A hodgepodge post about nothing in particular…

My family–Dad, Mom, sister Elisabeth, and my nephew Christian–are in town this week. So far Elias is having fun hanging out with his cousin. But forgive me for this mess of a blog post… Mousetrap him! Mousetrap HIM! Lego my […]

BLOG POST: My Jesus is always moist and delicious (Share!)

Must thank Chad Estes for giving me the “Jesus Cake” idea.

An iceberg didn’t sink the Titanic!?

This picture was seen at Cornerstone Church in San Antonio, Texas… the church where comedian John Hagee is the pastor. In all seriousness, what is Jesus doing in this picture? Is he helping save the women and children? Is he […]

Jesus pictures of the day-OMG edition! (Share if you like!)

M.I.C. (I did this for you!) K.E.Y. (Why? Because I love you.) C.H.R.I.S.T.

Somebody’s going to hell. Somebody’s going to hell. What’s with the strange bear picture underneath Jesus Mickey’s ribcage?

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Jesus Pictures of the Day (Please share the good news!)

Consider receiving one such child in Jesus’s name today.

TWISTED & SQUEAKY: Jesus picture of the day!

This Jesus has six appendages and a thorax.

Jesus Pictures of the Week (Earth Day Edition!!)

Jesus picture of the day! #DancingWithTheStars

“Come on, John, get it right! This is where you’re supposed to dip me! I follow you, remember?” -Jesus Sent to me by @davidwigington

Photograph proving Jesus saves!

Not sure if this is biblical or not.

Oklahoma churchgoers ‘hard on’ crucifix! (what do you think?)

This is a brand new crucifix at St. Charles Borromeo Catholic Church in Warr Acres, Oklahoma. And it is causing quite the uprising. Some churchgoers think the “art” reveals Jesus’s penis and testicles. The artist’s husband, Reggie Jaime, says, “This […]

Spider Jesus, Spider Jesus… does whatever a Spider Jesus does

“Now don’t move. I’m gonna crawl over there and paralyze you with my venom and then eat you as a snack later.” -Jesus Picture sent to me by Barry Hill.

Jesus pictures of the week!

Proof that the Lord’s Supper happened at my church! (@pwilson, is it true?)

This is what a joygasm looks like. I hear Lady Gaga. Sent to me by Kai!

JESUS PICTURE OF THE DAY: Glazed Jesus… Mmm

Sweet Jesus! Look at that, it’s a honey bun or a doughnut or some other kind of deep-fried dough shaped liked our Lord and Savior! My Twitter friend Dennis found this fattening crucifix at a bakery in his hometown of […]

Jesus pictures of the week

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A Baptist mom meets the Black Eyed Peas…
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Pat Robertson blasts SNL over Jesus, Tebow skit!
Hmm. SNL has poked fun with Jesus before… Chances are, Pat wouldn’t have said anything about this skit had it not been poking fun at Tebow… SNL has used “Jesus” in skits many many times. There seems to be a double standard among some Christians when the religious sati

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Pirates, bubbles, and Jesus
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Bad nativity…
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