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Jesus Pictures! (Another ‘I’m with you’ edition)

“You’re hurting my tree, Joe. I know this because trees sometimes talk to me when you forget to. Rocks, too. Like, right now this tree wants you to stop drilling that hole, Joe. You’re making the tree cry. It wants […]


Jesusless in Seattle?

Seattle isn’t as Jesusless as I expected it to be… The best part of these clips is my laugh at the end of clip 2.


WHAT THE? Jesus makes the cover of PLAYBOY!

In Portugal. Not in the U.S. Okay? Now breath… Again, I repeat: Jesus is on the cover of Playboy IN PORTUGAL. I don’t want anybody to hyperventilate or have a heart attack. You can rest easy knowing that America’s Jesus […]


A third slice of America’s Jesus! (the APOSTROPHE edition!)

“JESUS” etched into one’s forearm. Ouch. Out of my momma’s womb and then circumcised! Just. Like. Jesus. Way too easy. Died on the cross for my sin’s what? MY SIN’S WHAT? I need to know. Righteous. Possessive much? Seriously, sport’s […]

Christians arrested in America?

I received the following video from… it’s a featured video over at God’s online video site. It’s titled “Christians arrested in America”… You just gasped didn’t you? “Christians” arrested in America?! And you were probably thinking… “What in the […]

A VANISHING GOD a post by Frank Viola (ALSO: Enter to win a copy of JESUS MANIFESTO!)

Frank Viola and Leonard Sweet just released their new book Jesus Manifesto. In celebration of that release, I invited Frank to write a guest post for Jesus Needs New PR.  Learn more about the book at (ALSO: Below the […]

Is this bumper sticker the new Jesus fish?!

“Saw this sticker on a car’s bumper today! Right next to a ‘Jesus fish’!” -A blog reader Would you display this on YOUR bumper?

A big ole slice of America’s ‘Jesus’! (crazy. funny. sad.)

First, for all you literary peeps out there, here’s the perfect example of an “eye rhyme.” You know, two words that LOOK like they should rhyme, but don’t. Next, we see a sign offering us another way to say “Jesus […]

RANDOM GOODNESS: A hodgepodge post about nothing in particular…

My family–Dad, Mom, sister Elisabeth, and my nephew Christian–are in town this week. So far Elias is having fun hanging out with his cousin. But forgive me for this mess of a blog post… Mousetrap him! Mousetrap HIM! Lego my […]

Sh*t Christians Like and Make (and then put on TV for other people to see)

This is hilarious. Before you complain about me using 75 percent of the slang word for poo, watch the video. I think you’ll wonder why I used the asterisk. And this is why I have always turned down interviews with […]

At his Glenn Beck & call: one pastor responds

This post is written by pastor and all around good guy (my friend) Adam. OK. It makes my wife nervous when I wade into these kinds of discussions, especially when I do it publicly. Now, for the record, I claim […]

M.I.C. (I did this for you!) K.E.Y. (Why? Because I love you.) C.H.R.I.S.T.

Somebody’s going to hell. Somebody’s going to hell. What’s with the strange bear picture underneath Jesus Mickey’s ribcage?

Introducing Christoga! Yoga filled body; Christ filled soul…

Found at Everything is Terrible.

Oh, North Point Media, have any creative ideas of your own?

Remember this post? Basically, in that post, I included THIS hilarious and creative video… And then I suggested that… Somewhere there’s creative church person watching this trailer and wondering how they might be able to use it during an upcoming […]

When your pastor preaches bullsh*t

“You gonna die when God tell you to die,” says the preacher in the above clip. That’s an exact quote. And then he proceeds to tell the female members of his congregation to stop worrying about the lumps in their […]

Jonas Bros. ride ‘Saddleback’ for Easter

On Easter, 50,000 Saddleback members were treated to the music of the Jonas Bros… No further comment from me…

Florida church adds 4th service for Easter, parodies ‘NSYNC to promote… ugh

This physically hurts me. Found at Christian Nightmares.

CONFESSION: My trouble with ‘studying God’

According to, the word “theology” means, the field of study and analysis that treats of God and of God’s attributes and relations to the universe; study of divine things or religious truth; divinity. My friend Adam, a pastor in […]

I am stuck on JESUS® cuz JESUS® is stuck on me…

Do you ever have those moments when you just want Jesus to come and make it all better? I do. But now I don’t need to ask him to make it all better, I just reach into my medicine cabinet […]

What the hell went wrong with those Christians in Michigan? (10 guesses)

1. Nobody invited them to small group. 2. They’re convinced that Chris Tomlin is a homosexual. 3. The pharmacies in their town were all fresh out of acne medication and moisturizer (And apparently, Abreva). 4. They take the Book of […]

I confess to you my sin of using…

Blogspot. I repent my sin of using Blogspot. Most bloggers hate blogspot. (To be completely honest, I’m not sure why, since it’s been pretty kind to me) And to be honest, since it’s only been a few days, I still […]

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Pat Robertson blasts SNL over Jesus, Tebow skit!
Hmm. SNL has poked fun with Jesus before… Chances are, Pat wouldn’t have said anything about this skit had it not been poking fun at Tebow… SNL has used “Jesus” in skits many many times. There seems to be a double ...

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Pirates, bubbles, and Jesus
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Bad nativity…
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