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Jon Stewart’s War on CHRISTmas

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Wait ’till we get our Fundies on you… (this is hilarious)

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This church has a room to rent!

There’s only one problem. The window is always up. SOURCE

Don't be a Badventist: Get Adventist Alert!

This is pretty funny (if you know anything about Seventh Day Adventists)…

The Praying Bird (You Must See This To Believe…)

Christian Music Artists Teabagging For Jesus

HILARIOUS: One Christian’s response to #BirdCrisis!

Found HERE and sent to me by Margaret (<-Thank you!)…

The Puzzle Club Gang and the missing nativity!

PUZZLE CLUB CHRISTMAS from Everything Is Terrible! on Vimeo. Via

One way to get your husband interested in the Bible…

Sent to me by Adam Ellis.

What happened to dinos…

Found at Unreasonable Faith. Found at http://www.unreasonablefaith.comUnreasonableFaith.com…

Christian Facebook status of the day!

Found at Stuff Fundies Like.

Look Who’s Retiring!

Sent to me by @ericpazdziora.

INTRODUCING: FUZZY CROSSES!! (Do you have a fuzzy cross?)

Introducing… Fuzzy Crosses. And let me tell you… Fuzzy Crosses are awesome. Why are they awesome? Because they are crosses and they are also fuzzy. According to Fuzzy Cross website, Fuzzy Crosses are… The handmade, collectable (sic) Fuzzy Cross comes […]

Soft, Quilted, and Christ-centered…

FUNNY & WRONG: A Fake Commercial for Burn A Quran Day!

Wow. Lord have mercy on humanity. Special thanks to my friend Christopher for sending this in.

Do you love Jesus as much as this little guy?

www.RaptureHatch.com

THIS is what you get when Christian kids play with their food!

The message is nice, but those noodles look gross.

Hate that even Jesus understands…

Happy Friday Night!

Church sing ‘Jump’ in and get baptized! (yes, Van Halen style)

According to the church’s YouTube site, this video was recorded for… This video supported a live performance of the song during our “I Love the 80s” series. Pastor David Hughes was speaking on the topic of Baptism. He encouraged the […]

Love is patient. Love is crack? (NSFC-Not Safe For Church)

Found at Christian Nightmare.

And the award for ‘Most Awkward Sermon Visual’ goes to…

Click here to read the TRUE HILARIOUS STORY of this photo being used in an actual 2007 church service. IT INCLUDES THIS DETAIL… After the teaching, [the pastor] called the ushers forward to serve communion and instructed the video person […]

Do you follow Jesus doggie style? (Uh, maybe you should)

Thoughts? Howls? Sent to me by Gymmie.

My new favorite blog: Tea Party Jesus

Combine REAL quotes from Tea Party members… with fake pictures of Jesus… And you get the hilarious blog Tea Party Jesus.

Tweet of the day comes from @AlmightyGod!

Found at Joe. My. God.

Test your faith with belief bulbs

Could your faith turn on a nightlight?

An unfortunate name…

**I do not know if this sign is real or not** Via.

Ladies, want to be good female sheep for Jesus? Watch this.

So, ladies, don’t be a baaaaaad girl. Be a baaaaa girl. And only baaaaa for Jesus. That’s today’s lesson. Are ewe listening? Found.

Evangelist attempts to bind demon from using Facebook!

Here’s the message enlarged…

After Moses parted the Red Sea, he…

Jesus running late for his own crucifixion (this is funny)

Found at Christian Nightmares

Are you an atheist? Block God online today!

To an atheist, God is like porn. And as you might imagine, God is everywhere online. At times, God’s e-presence becomes quite overwhelming to the individual who is attempting to live a God-free life. Now atheists can live a pure […]

Do you have a ‘Jesus nut’?

Colby the overweight ‘Christian Robot’!

Wow. I’m speechless. For more faith-based robotic fun, visit Everything is Terrible!

Chew your way to a pure & holy life!

But either way, life is sticky.

CONFESSION: Sometimes I e-ssume

A few years ago I received an email from Dr. Stephen Arterburn asking me if I’d be willing to fly out to California to join a small group of authors to discuss a new project that he was dreaming up. […]

Trying to win Jesus! (this is priceless or almost)

Sent to me from @Care4Chris!

GOD, the ‘He-man’ action figure!

This is painful. Found.

I can’t believe it’s not Jesus!

Found.

Jesus is having a party! Have you been invited?

Do Sunday School teachers still hand out these invites to students or are they delivered by email now? We don’t have Sunday school at Crosspoint.

Pat Robertson offers AMAZING advice to woman whose husband flirts with other women

Anybody know if/when Pat is planning to retire? I hope he doesn’t still drive a car. Found at Christian Nightmares.

How tough is Jesus?

Look closely at the truck and you’ll see, painted on the back window, just how tough the driver of the truck believes Jesus to be… JESUS: TOUGHER THAN HELL Whew!

Wholesome faith-filled alternatives to all those dirty, satanic worldly video games!

See the entire hilarious collection at Dorkly. Thanks Brad for the heads up! This post is rated E.

BP is doing God’s work!

Well, sort of… according to some Christian fundies, the oil spill is a sign of the End Times! Of course it is. Seriously, what isn’t a sign of the End Times these days? But this time, the fundies think the […]

Advice about friendships from puppets that love Jesus and cowboy hats!

Found at Christian Nightmares.

FUNNY: Prank call to a televangelist regarding his ‘blood of Jesus oil’

School of Christian Rock? (HILARIOUS!)

Found at Christian Nightmares! And CN is also the ones who made the connection between Pino and Jack Black…

Naked man claiming to be Jesus stops traffic on I-95

From the AP… DARIEN, Conn. — Police said a naked man yelling that he was ‘Jesus’ was the catalyst for a five-vehicle accident on Interstate 95 North in Darien that injured three people and slowed traffic for nearly six hours. […]

Stephen Baldwin poses for UK ‘Cosmo’ (You don’t have to forgive me for this one)

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A Baptist mom meets the Black Eyed Peas…
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Pat Robertson blasts SNL over Jesus, Tebow skit!
Hmm. SNL has poked fun with Jesus before… Chances are, Pat wouldn’t have said anything about this skit had it not been poking fun at Tebow… SNL has used “Jesus” in skits many many times. There seems to be a double standard among some Christians when the religious sati

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Pirates, bubbles, and Jesus
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Bad nativity…
@gveitinger Bad nativity… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

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