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Wait ’till we get our Fundies on you… (this is hilarious)

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Found at Faith Palm. Wait ’till we get our Fundies on you… (this is hilarious) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Wait ’till we get our Fundies on you… (this is hilarious) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

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Fundies dating fundies…

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I found this video at Stuff Fundies Like. It’s a promotional video for a new dating site for people who are “King James-only” Christians. According to the King James Bible Singles website… This site is for independent fundamental Baptist King-James-Bible-believing Christians who would like a husband or wife, but haven’t found the right person in […]

Fundies dating fundies… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

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Should male church staff members have beards? (the theology of facial hair)

Fundie Jack tells us why he doesn’t let his church staff have beards… Found at Christian Nightmares!

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The 20/20 on growing up in Christian fundamentalism

The above is a clip from last night’s 20/20. You can watch the whole episode here. The episode is an expose of sorts about the denomination Independent Fundamental Baptist (IFB). I say “expose,” but it’s difficult to expose a group […]

What Christian Fundamentalism Leaves Behind: An Angry Blog Post

One of the questions that I get quite often is this: Are you angry? The answer to that question changes. Today the answer is no, I’m not angry. Two days ago the answer would have been eh, maybe a little. […]

Proof Jesus Had Short Hair!

Because Jack Hyles said so! Don’t laugh; that was proof enough for anything when I was a child. And is that second sermon title a real winner or what?! READ MORE (AND LISTEN) HERE! If you’re in a good mood […]

Chick Tract classic ‘The Sissy’ gets a makeover

Found at The American Jesus.

Yoga Comes From Demons Says @PastorMark

Yoga comes from demons? That’s what Mark Driscoll says. And between you and me, I bet he’d actually know. Should Christians stay away from yoga because of its demonic roots? Totally. Yoga is demonic. If you just sign up for […]

Are you a socially-compromised minister? (Have I got some ‘good news’ for you!)

Is this 1990s footage from Z-TV, you know the old (now defunct) Christian version of MTV? Or maybe is it a cry for help? And what’s with that weird tongue-out coughing bit? It’s obvious this guy played guitar in a […]

Would YOU Roll Around in Vomit for Jesus!? (TEEN MANIA IS INSANE-PART 2)

Unbelievable… …and psychotic…

FUNNY & WRONG: A Fake Commercial for Burn A Quran Day!

Wow. Lord have mercy on humanity. Special thanks to my friend Christopher for sending this in.

A 90s FLASHBACK: A Bible Prophesy Scare Video!

NEW AGE ATROCITIES! from Airwave Ranger on Vimeo. Found at Everything is Terrible.

The ugly ‘details’ of a gay exorcism

This story from last month’s Details magazine broke my heart. Deliverance: The True Story of a Gay Exorcism by MATT MCALLESTER The prophet had come up from Georgia. She stood at the front of the Holy Ghost Temple Church and […]

‘The Fire,’ a manipulative sermon…

So manipulative… So full of fear… So annoying… But guilt, fear, and manipulation work well inside church… And the thing is… even with all that passion… all that yelling and screaming… all of that self-proclaiming certainty… …doesn’t make any of […]

What cereal was Katy Perry forbidden to eat as a child?

The California gurl tells Rolling Stone… “I wasn’t able to say I was lucky because my mother would rather us say that we were blessed, and she also didn’t like that lucky sounded like Lucifer… I wasn’t allowed to eat […]

Please don’t let this trophy happen to your child

Way to go, Kayli! Looks like you’re the 3rd best Bible bringer in your church! Doesn’t it feel awesome to be so much better than all but two of the other kids in your Sunday school class? And check out […]

A third slice of America’s Jesus! (the APOSTROPHE edition!)

“JESUS” etched into one’s forearm. Ouch. Out of my momma’s womb and then circumcised! Just. Like. Jesus. Way too easy. Died on the cross for my sin’s what? MY SIN’S WHAT? I need to know. Righteous. Possessive much? Seriously, sport’s […]

The Great Tribulation happened in the 1970s (PG-13)

This movie was my great tribulation when I was 2nd grade… I still cringe and feel uncomfortable seeing this final scene… (Please don’t let your kids watch this clip.) Now, I believe this movie depicts fiction.

Today’s Good News: You’re likely going to Hell!

Continuing his “I’ll be honest, will you?” series, Pastor Tim Conway tells his congregation that even some of them will be going to Hell. Found at Christian Nightmares.

Here’s why the A.V. 1611 King James Version Bible is the only true Bible…

Ugh. I used this same exact “argument” in my freshman US History class once. My teacher was an atheist and I didn’t know. It wasn’t pretty. He was much smarter than I was, and didn’t care that I thought he […]

THIS VIDEO IS NOT A PARODY: ‘Homosexual is a sin’

I debated whether or not to post this video. Since yesterday, this video has been spreading across the internet faster than gonorrhea on the set of Jersey Shores. So, before you watch this, make sure you have a dose or […]

10 minutes of Hell (A video presentation!)

On two separate occasions, I participated in one of these “Hell” haunted houses. Talk about embarrassing. Wow. So not Christian. Like Daniel over at Unreasonable Faith writes, this stuff is “manipulative and pathetic.”

Introducing: My favorite prodigal daughter!

While driving to pick up Elias from daycare, I was listening to mixed CD of Jonatha Brooke songs that I made several years ago for Jessica. Have you heard of Jonatha? She once belonged to a band called the Story. […]

Wholesome faith-filled alternatives to all those dirty, satanic worldly video games!

See the entire hilarious collection at Dorkly. Thanks Brad for the heads up! This post is rated E.

BP is doing God’s work!

Well, sort of… according to some Christian fundies, the oil spill is a sign of the End Times! Of course it is. Seriously, what isn’t a sign of the End Times these days? But this time, the fundies think the […]

FUNNY: Prank call to a televangelist regarding his ‘blood of Jesus oil’

The music video for ‘Takin Back Our Country!’ (a song you probably haven’t heard)

Found at Christian Nightmare

RETRO CHRISTIAN PROPAGANDA!

Hold hands with Jesus and then go skateboarding. Yes! Silly Hindus; statues are for LOSERS and Catholics. Hmm, I think this is called the King Solomon method… READ the entire RETRO list over at the blog Pleated Jeans…

Pastor apologizes for 15-year-old sermon about God’s hate…

After this sermon clip from 15 years ago hits the Internet, West Virginia pastor, Jeff Owens, issues an apology… Shenandoah Baptist Church’s Pastor Jeff Owens: BURN AND SHOOT FAGS! from Joe Jervis on Vimeo. Owen writes… If you are responding […]

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Pat Robertson blasts SNL over Jesus, Tebow skit!
Hmm. SNL has poked fun with Jesus before… Chances are, Pat wouldn’t have said anything about this skit had it not been poking fun at Tebow… SNL has used “Jesus” in skits many many times. There seems to be a double standard among some Christians when the religious sati

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Pirates, bubbles, and Jesus
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Bad nativity…
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