Photo by Kelsey.
Photo by Kelsey.
Orgasm Anointing happens at .47… Oh oh oh my gosh… Found at Christian Nightmares.
Found at Christian Nightmare.
This is hilarious… Sent to me by Jay Caruso. (Check out Jay’s photography blog.)
Yep, watch the video above and learn how to convert an atheist to an agnostic. It’s really easy; you just have to draw a few circles. (I could do that.) Who knew it was so easy? Of course, couldn’t atheists […]
Hmm. A room full of children crying, shaking, and seemingly scared for their lives can mean only one thing: Jesus is there. Or it’s payday at a Walmart factory. Found at Unreasonable Faith.
Sent to me by Andrew the Poet.
Wow. It’s starts off as a church drama and then ends up being an advertisement for the pastor’s book…
Found at Stuff Fundies Like.
A. W. E. S. O. M. E. Wish there was an “i” in awesome; I so feel like dotting something. So… will there be cheerleaders in heaven? Found at Christian Nightmares.
Bless her heart. And what the pastor does is priceless too… Found at American Jesus.
Yay. A fat PeeWee Herman is doing a conference–WHOA–in Alabama about Jesus. You wanna go? WEEEEEEEEEEEEE You sure? Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. We could go together…. Whoa, I mean, wow. Found at Christian Nightmares.
Rick Scarborough of Vision America has written the following letter to pastors! (For those pastors who can’t read, he reads it for you in the video above…). The letter is a pleading to pastors to preach politics from the pulpit. […]
The man in these videos is Pace. He works for Pastor Ed Young (You remember Ed, right? Of U.B.U. fame?). A friend tells me he’s Ed’s “right hand man.” And I’m sure there are some days when he’s Ed’s “left-hand […]
There’s probably some context that we’re missing, but honestly, context might make it worse. Found at Christian Nightmares!
Let’s Hear it For Bay Shore (Music Video) from Andrew Mason on Vimeo. Found at Church Crunch. And sent to me by Chris.
I don’t have proof that this is a real sign. But it seems real. It doesn’t make enough sense to be fake. Sent to me by Aaron!
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This is very interesting. It’s a little odd in spots… and compelling in others… but overall I think it’s a provocative concept, one that at least is creative and thought-provoking… What do you think about it? What are your thoughts […]
Wow. On one hand this is cute and cuddly. But then there’s a weird factor to it too. So do you think the dog’s owner is single or married? I’m guessing single. And according to him, it’s probably by choice. […]
It’s crazy to think that life and culture was once so innocent, so pure, so holy that a preacher named Oral could put this picture on the cover of his magazine with the headline “Get Under the ‘Spout’ Where the […]
You first. Thanks to Chris for sending this photo.
God or a full moon… you decide. Found at Christian Nightmares.
What’s not normal about gutting a 41-pound fish and chatting about your sinful nature? Found at Stuff Fundies Like.
Hilarious. Found at American Jesus.
The following is a short excerpt of my next book, Good God: Why Embracing the Questions, Hope, and Punch Lines of Our Faith Helps Me Believe. The first draft of the manuscript has been handed in, and I’ll begin rewrites […]
According to Evangelist Joshua Mills at NewWineRevival.org says he was recently preaching in New Zealand when a woman began smelling the minty-fresh fragrance of toothpaste. And the woman was like, “What? Why in the world would I be smelling toothpaste?!” […]
According to The Daily Beast… Barak: Israel Willing to Split Jerusalem We’ll believe it when we hear it from Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu: Israeli Defense Minister and former Prime Minister Ehud Barak tells Haaretz that his government is willing to […]
I read the following editorial in Nashville’s City Paper. It’s a piece written by Teddy Bart about a Catholic Priest who is a friend of his who is apparently known for causing a ruckus in the Catholic Church… Apparently the […]
Can somebody interpret this for us? Found at Christian Nightmare
Story by CNN reporter, Christian Purefoy… Just after midnight, the pastor seized a woman’s forehead with his large hand and she fell screaming and writhing on the ground. “Fire! Fire! Fire!” shouted the worshippers, raising their hands in the air. […]
The Prop Comic Preacher from Airwave Ranger on Vimeo. Found at Everything is Terrible
After learning about David’s story, I felt like I needed to retract this post. I didn’t know who the preacher was. To those who explained David’s experience, thank you for giving me the heads-up. I apologize if this post offended […]
Found at American Jesus.
All but one of these pictures were taken by my friend Nate Drye.
For fourteen years, nearly every single Sunday, this sermon was preached at my church. The sermon’s title was different, but the content was the same. This week I’ve been writing about what I believe to be true in regards to […]
I have no idea how true the facts are in this video… Though I’ve heard some of these stories all my life. Mormon beliefs make Christian beliefs seem almost “normal.” (Hello? Some Christians believe in a talking Donkey.) But true […]
NEW AGE ATROCITIES! from Airwave Ranger on Vimeo. Found at Everything is Terrible.
This story from last month’s Details magazine broke my heart. Deliverance: The True Story of a Gay Exorcism by MATT MCALLESTER The prophet had come up from Georgia. She stood at the front of the Holy Ghost Temple Church and […]
Wow. Picture taken by @MarketerMikeE
There’s a church (I think it’s in Arizona) known as The Cool Church. And they sponsor the traffic and weather. Here’s a video from The Cool Church’s pastor, Mr. David McAllister… it’s about quicksand. Is your church a cool church, […]
So this afternoon Rick Warren–you know, Good Morning America‘s pastor–tweeted the following message to his followers… I challenge any church in America to match the spiritual maturity, godliness & commitment of any 500 members of Saddleback. YES! YES! YES! (NOTE […]
The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c Pope’s Baseball Cap & CatholicTV<a> www.colbertnation.com Colbert Report Full Episodes 2010 Election Fox News Best line: “It’s like the guilt is coming right at me!”
Oh my. So do you think the pastor is getting arrested?
This post is written by my friend Rachel Held Evans. (She’s amazing–great writer, thinker, and storyteller!) Rachel’s first book–Evolving in Monkey Town: How A Girl Who Knew All the Answers Learned to Ask Questions–released last month, and it is wonderful. […]
Unbelievable. This is a hot button issue for me. So forgive me for becoming so opinionated. But seriously come on. Why are we still discussing this issue? It astounds me that some church organizations still discriminate against women being in […]
This is a guest post by my friend Mike Loomis. Find out more about him at his blog. The oil spill in the gulf is horrible. Period. The ocean, wildlife, and coastline will be affected for years, maybe decades. Untold […]
…and closeted. But qualified. Found at Matthew Smith’s blog.
This is awesome. A little dated (3 months…) but still, awesome. Thank you Mark. Love you. Meet me in a cage next week? Just make sure you leave your balls at home, man. But you can bring your bat. Cool? […]
As some of you read in Hear No Evil, I sang in church as a kid… Did you sing in church?
Wow. Wow. Wow. The tickets-turning-into-salt-and-light is AWESOME. Why? Can I just ask that… Why? But thankfully, this commercial was made BEFORE Old Spice did its huge online campaign last week. That makes this a little better. Just a little… Nah, […]
I’ll have what Jesus is having.
My friends over at Christian Nightmares found this video. It’s a four-minute clip of Koreans speaking in tongues in Korean. I realize that makes no sense, or maybe it does make sense and it just sounds weird to me. Maybe […]
Wow. I don’t know who created (or manipulated) this picture of Jesus. And I don’t know why. But I think it makes a very good point. The Christian faith often gets presented like it’s a Happy Meal with a toy […]
Way to go, Kayli! Looks like you’re the 3rd best Bible bringer in your church! Doesn’t it feel awesome to be so much better than all but two of the other kids in your Sunday school class? And check out […]
Dear Louisiana residents, Please don’t show up for church on Sunday unprepared… remember to… Bring your Bible. Bring your notepad. Bring your highlighter. Bring your handgun.
“JESUS” etched into one’s forearm. Ouch. Out of my momma’s womb and then circumcised! Just. Like. Jesus. Way too easy. Died on the cross for my sin’s what? MY SIN’S WHAT? I need to know. Righteous. Possessive much? Seriously, sport’s […]
This movie was my great tribulation when I was 2nd grade… I still cringe and feel uncomfortable seeing this final scene… (Please don’t let your kids watch this clip.) Now, I believe this movie depicts fiction.
Continuing his “I’ll be honest, will you?” series, Pastor Tim Conway tells his congregation that even some of them will be going to Hell. Found at Christian Nightmares.
A few years ago I received an email from Dr. Stephen Arterburn asking me if I’d be willing to fly out to California to join a small group of authors to discuss a new project that he was dreaming up. […]
Oh beautiful for spacious skies, for amber waves of grain… I don’t know about you, but I love that old Gospel song. I call it my Amazing American Grace. As a Christ-centered Patriot redeemed by the red, white, and blue […]
I love this lady. She’s just so cute. And she makes me smile. She does. She really does. I’m smiling now. Yes, her delivery is as dry as sawdust. And too, if left to only this video presentation, I’d think […]
Do you agree?
I was raised in a church that defined a part of a woman’s holiness based on whether or not she wore pantyhose. My family would be on our way to church. Panic would strike my mother’s face. “Virgil, I forgot […]
Comments are now closed. Yesterday, Daniel over at Unreasonable Faith quoted some of John Piper‘s answer to this question: Is it biblically acceptable for a mother to hold a full time job outside of the home? It can be. It […]
Poor guy. Glad he didn’t get hurt! Sent to me by @Justinmcroberts
The Lord is… my mechanic my plastic surgeon my yoga instructor my president my lover I shall not want? He maketh me to lie down… in a house with three screaming kids on a stage in front of thousands on […]
DANA CARVEY IS ROLLING OVER IN HIS GRAVE! found at Everything Is Terrible! on Vimeo. What sort of person sees this video and says, YES! I want to watch (or attend, whichever the case) ‘Shower of Power’ every Sunday morning! […]
Picture found at Christian Nightmares Thoughts?
Do Sunday School teachers still hand out these invites to students or are they delivered by email now? We don’t have Sunday school at Crosspoint.
It’s official, Churched hits stores in paperback today. BUY IT HERE! If you haven’t read Churched, here’s a previously unreleased excerpt for your enjoyment. And if you would be so kind to spread the word for me, that would be […]
Please read Mere Churchianity. It’s the first and only book by Michael Spencer (“The Internet Monk”). Michael died of cancer a few weeks back. BUY THIS BOOK. AND THEN READ IT. You will thank me. Here’s what I wrote for […]
Touchdown Jesus is no more. It burned down last night after being hit by lightning. The story is here. **UPDATE** There will be a second coming! Of “Touchdown Jesus.” Yep… the church’s electronic sign had a simple message flashing Tuesday […]
Anybody know if/when Pat is planning to retire? I hope he doesn’t still drive a car. Found at Christian Nightmares.
Aw, Lutherans are so darn cute when they try to be relevant. My favorite lyric… “Peyton’s got that comeback zing, but Jesus is the comeback King! Third and long, he rose again! So let his people shout and sing!” TOUCHDOWN! […]
Found at Christian Nightmares! And CN is also the ones who made the connection between Pino and Jack Black…
Forgive me for missing this last week. My family was in town driving me crazy. Just kidding. Okay, so I’m mostly just kidding. Anyway, this week’s person you should isn’t famous and she’s not an un-famous artist or author marketing […]
The second coming of Thundercats will happen in 2011. I know this has nothing to do with Jesus or church or faith… oh wait, it sort of does have something to do with faith. Because I wasn’t allowed to watch […]
Think about it; why would you live like THIS… When you could live like THIS… Amazing, huh? It’s possible. All you have to do is become a Christian! Look! The girl in the picture above is even copyright protected. And […]
Hmm, “Come as you are” would make a good church campaign, huh? Just as long as it doesn’t include a Big Mac.
Christian Nightmares found it first!
This request comes from my friend Crystal Renaud. Please pray for my friend Amy… On Sunday, May 23, Amy Wooddell suffered a stroke and underwent 7.5 hours of surgery to remove the clotting in her basil artery. Additionally they found […]
Seen first at Christian Nightmares.
Well… you’re a part of the problem according to Pastor Anderson. I know Pastor Anderson, not personally, but I know him because he’s the carbon copy of all the pastors, assistant pastors, AND school teachers at the church and school […]
My guess is that Jesus hasn’t visited this church…. the pews are still sitting upright. Who knew that the Price is Right theme song could be a worship song? Found at Christian Nightmares!
They do serve beer in Heaven… Of course, you will have to share it with the Arminians…
Watch the latest news video at video.foxnews.com In addition to hating on social justice, Falwell Jr. tells Beck that his commencement speech at Liberty University was the best that Liberty had ever experienced. Really Jerry? Glenn Beck was the BEST? […]
Sent to me by Brent!
Remember this post? Basically, in that post, I included THIS hilarious and creative video… And then I suggested that… Somewhere thereâ€™s creative church person watching this trailer and wondering how they might be able to use it during an upcoming […]
Those “secular people” are so funny. But it’s true; we do have good sects.
When asked, “What are guys like you doing at church on a Saturday night?” one man answers, “You don’t get AIDS here.” Oh, and you can hear a clip of Joel’s sermon, which I think is the only sermon he […]
Though a lot of people have viewed this video, I hadn’t seen it before today. Like my friend said, “This lady drops it like its hot but then puts on an oven mitt and picks it all back up.” One […]
One of my new favorite blogs is Stuff Fundies Like, which is where I found the above video. Does your hair have a theology? This video is hilarious.
“You gonna die when God tell you to die,” says the preacher in the above clip. That’s an exact quote. And then he proceeds to tell the female members of his congregation to stop worrying about the lumps in their […]
For those of you not familiar with “Touchdown Jesus,” you’ve obviously not driven up Interstate 75 through Ohio! Because if you had driven on I-75 outside of Cincinnati, you would have certainly witnessed the majesty and monstrosity of Solid Rock […]
This is what a joygasm looks like. I hear Lady Gaga. Sent to me by Kai!
Any guess on what happened the Sunday before? Found at Pharisee Killer
This physically hurts me. Found at Christian Nightmares.
According to Dictionary.com, the word “theology” means, the field of study and analysis that treats of God and of God’s attributes and relations to the universe; study of divine things or religious truth; divinity. My friend Adam, a pastor in […]
The Story of Zac Smith from NewSpring Media on Vimeo. Wow. So sad. A beautiful story. And a beautiful hope.
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