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Pat Robertson blasts SNL over Jesus, Tebow skit!

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Hmm. SNL has poked fun with Jesus before… Chances are, Pat wouldn’t have said anything about this skit had it not been poking fun at Tebow… SNL has used “Jesus” in skits many many times. There seems to be a double standard among some Christians when the religious satire or critique or punch lines involve […]

Pat Robertson blasts SNL over Jesus, Tebow skit! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

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Christian sign of the day!

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Found at Christian Nightmares. Christian sign of the day! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian sign of the day! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

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Worst name for a Christian bookstore ever?!

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Blog reader, Chris, found this. You can read more here. Worst name for a Christian bookstore ever?! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Worst name for a Christian bookstore ever?! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

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Are YOU prepared for 2012? (HINT: You’re not)

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My friend Jason Boyett has released his first ebook, a pocketguide to 2012! And for a very limited time you can download it for only $1.99! Here’s why you should buy it. 1.) Jason is a damn good writer. He’s witty, intelligent, and far more skilled (as a writer) than most authors with Christian publishing […]

Are YOU prepared for 2012? (HINT: You’re not) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

THIS is how to tell The Christmas Story

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Found at The Mom Creative! THIS is how to tell The Christmas Story is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

THIS is how to tell The Christmas Story is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian Facebook status of the day… #Tebow

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Christian Facebook status of the day… #Tebow is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian Facebook status of the day… #Tebow is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

O-Bama Night: THIS will be the most disturbing nativity you’ll see all season…

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A unicorn, baby Jesus, and a naked President Obama… Happy Holidays. This portrayal is painted by Dan Lacey. You can find out more about him here. You can bid on this painting here. Sent to me by Tyler. O-Bama Night: THIS will be the most disturbing nativity you’ll see all season… is a post from: […]

O-Bama Night: THIS will be the most disturbing nativity you’ll see all season… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus is the reason for…

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Happy Holidays… Jesus is the reason for… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus is the reason for… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Do you know what Jesus would say if he was having coffee with you at your kitchen table this morning? I do.

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Do you know what Jesus would say if he was having coffee with you at your kitchen table this morning? I do. is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Do you know what Jesus would say if he was having coffee with you at your kitchen table this morning? I do. is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Do you like Mark Driscoll? This post is for you.

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A friend of mine saw this ad on Facebook and sent it to me. So I did a Google search and found MissionalWear.com, an online store for Reformed people… There’s even a set of beer glasses… Do you know somebody who LOVES Jonathan Edwards? There’s even a gift for it to enjoy. Find all of […]

Do you like Mark Driscoll? This post is for you. is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian product of the day…

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And what about that product placement?! Christian product of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian product of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Rick Perry isn’t afraid to advertise his faith…

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Found at Christian Nightmares. Rick Perry isn’t afraid to advertise his faith… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Rick Perry isn’t afraid to advertise his faith… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Sexist Christian of the day…

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SOURCE Sexist Christian of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Sexist Christian of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian product of the day…

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Thank you Holly. Christian product of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian product of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Bible BINGO

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Thank you Joey. Bible BINGO is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Bible BINGO is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Vote ‘Christian’ in 2012!

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Wait. I thought 2008′s election was the most important election in our lifetime? And before that, it was 2004′s presidential election. But now the most important election is 2012′s Republican presidential primary. And then I’m sure it will be 2012′s general presidential election… “Most important of our lifetime” just means “the election that happens next”… […]

Vote ‘Christian’ in 2012! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian product of the day…

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Sent to me by Brian. Christian product of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian product of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

God transports man from Florida to China…

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Christian Nightmares. God transports man from Florida to China… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

God transports man from Florida to China… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian truck of the day…

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Thank you Kaci. Christian truck of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian truck of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus spoke Christianese?

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Sent to me by Jonathan. Jesus spoke Christianese? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus spoke Christianese? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Handcrafted gift ideas for that Jesus-loving fanatic in your life…

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Handmade Jesus items are difficult to find unless you’re at Cracker Barrel. But thanks to Etsy.com, your place to buy and sell all things handmade, vintage, and supplies, finding our Lord and Savior handmade into fun & creative gift items is easier than ever. Here are a few of my favorites… Send all of your […]

Handcrafted gift ideas for that Jesus-loving fanatic in your life… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

A Waiter’s Rant: It’s not funny being a waiter…

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SOURCE A Waiter’s Rant: It’s not funny being a waiter… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

A Waiter’s Rant: It’s not funny being a waiter… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian truck of the day…

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Christian truck of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian truck of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian sign of the day

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Christian sign of the day is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian sign of the day is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian school teacher caught masturbating in class (behind podium)

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According to Chicago’s CBS affiliate… A teacher at a suburban Christian school has been charged with a felony, after he was fired for allegedly masturbating behind a podium while teaching class. On Nov. 11, Schaumburg police said that a student reported to a teacher that the student had observed Laduke engaged in what appeared to […]

Christian school teacher caught masturbating in class (behind podium) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian car of the day…

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Jesus should give parking lessons. Christian car of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian car of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian gravestone of the day…

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Christian gravestone of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian gravestone of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Teen Mania Exposed

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Teen Mania Exposed is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Teen Mania Exposed is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian sign of the day…

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Wait. But what if you’re Canadian? SOURCE Christian sign of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian sign of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian sign of the day

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Thank you Brandon. Christian sign of the day is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian sign of the day is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Michigan’s Christian Dentist

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I once had a dentist witness to me during a root canal. His hands were in my mouth, so I wasn’t able to tell him that I already knew about why Jesus died on the cross. He also shared with me his views on the war in Iraq… But there was no Christian music… Michigan’s […]

Michigan’s Christian Dentist is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

James Dobson: God will stop blessing America if…

posted by mpt

Christian fundamentalists need a new message. What Dobson says here is nearly word for word what I’ve heard evangelical Republicans say my entire life. In a nutshell, it’s the propaganda of fear. The idea that, if we don’t do this, God won’t do that. I’m tired of being fed fear. SOURCE James Dobson: God will […]

James Dobson: God will stop blessing America if… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Trick or Treat: A Christian group hands out fetus dolls with Halloween treats…

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Read the story here. Some people are so strange… Trick or Treat: A Christian group hands out fetus dolls with Halloween treats… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Trick or Treat: A Christian group hands out fetus dolls with Halloween treats… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Two things every American should know how to use?

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This is one of those images that’s being spread around on Facebook. A friend sent it to me after one of his pastor friends posted it to his walls. Two things every American should know how to use? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Two things every American should know how to use? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian Zombie Killers (a book for teens)

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Christian Zombie Killers (a book for teens) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian Zombie Killers (a book for teens) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian fundamentalists of the day…

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Maybe they’re being funny? I would like to think they’re just being funny. Then again, I was taught that “hand-holding leads to babies…” Christian fundamentalists of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian fundamentalists of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Tennessee Christians to start ‘Occupy the Altar’

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This doesn’t even shock me. SOURCE Tennessee Christians to start ‘Occupy the Altar’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Tennessee Christians to start ‘Occupy the Altar’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian truck of the day…

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My friend Dana sent this to me! Christian truck of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian truck of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Fasting or Eating Disorder?

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Dangerous Minds posted this. The above video is from February 2009: That’s when the woman featured in the clip began her first 40-day fast. Well, this year, she decided to do THREE consecutive (almost consecutive) 40-day fasts. According to the woman… I am beginning a 40 day fast, and if possible, the 1st 40 day […]

Fasting or Eating Disorder? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Single Christian female seeks ‘Christian man partner’ (but there’s a catch…)

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Found here and here. Single Christian female seeks ‘Christian man partner’ (but there’s a catch…) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Single Christian female seeks ‘Christian man partner’ (but there’s a catch…) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

THE long-awaited follow-up interview with Christian Nightmares: YOUR questions, Christian Nightmares’ answers

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Remember this interview? You know, the one I did with the man behind the Christian Nightmares blog? Remember how there was supposed to be follow-up questions from Jesus Needs New PR readers? Well, both Christian Nightmares (CN) and I sort of forgot to do that. And both of us are very sorry for the six […]

THE long-awaited follow-up interview with Christian Nightmares: YOUR questions, Christian Nightmares’ answers is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Happy Jesusween from ‘The Colbert Report’

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The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c War on Halloween – Costume Swapping & Jesus Ween www.colbertnation.com Colbert Report Full Episodes Political Humor & Satire Blog Video Archive Colbert’s writers are so good/hilarious. SOURCE Happy Jesusween from ‘The Colbert Report’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Happy Jesusween from ‘The Colbert Report’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jon Stewart on ‘that guy’ Pat Robertson…

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Jon Stewart on ‘that guy’ Pat Robertson… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jon Stewart on ‘that guy’ Pat Robertson… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Coming soon: A documentary about ‘fertility stewardship’

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Blessings Missed Trailer from Family Gravity Media on Vimeo. You can learn more about this film at www.BlessingsMissed.com… Found at Christian Nightmares… Coming soon: A documentary about ‘fertility stewardship’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Coming soon: A documentary about ‘fertility stewardship’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Pro-Life-O-Lantern

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Pro-Life-O-Lantern is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Pro-Life-O-Lantern is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

The Right To Love: A documentary about gay family values

posted by mpt

My friend Cassie Jaye and her production company Jayebird Productions are preparing to release a new documentary, The Right To Love: An American Family. You might remember that, I “starred” (well, I appeared) in Cassie’s last documentary Daddy I Do. Daddy I Do went on to win a slew of awards, including “Best Documentary” at […]

The Right To Love: A documentary about gay family values is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Protest those dirty evolutionists!

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My Satanism-causing evolutionist friends over at Unreasonable Faith found this document. **A portion of that first sentence is a joke. Anyway, the racist folks at Unreasonable Faith speculate that the top document is real and that the bottom document is fake. Thoughts? Protest those dirty evolutionists! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Protest those dirty evolutionists! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

The Republican gospel to the poor?

posted by mpt

The above video stars Ralph Reed. As you might know, as the leader of the Christian Coalition, Ralph was an influential political leader in the 1990s. Today, as the leader of the Faith and Freedom Coalition, Reed said… The sad thing is that we as a nation have lost our way and we began to […]

The Republican gospel to the poor? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Speak up (you’re not alone)

posted by mpt

The following post is by my friend (and frequent reader of this blog) Alise D. Wright. If we met in real life, within just a few minutes you would realize that you will never, ever have a problem hearing me. I have what some might call a distinct voice. Most will probably just call it […]

Speak up (you’re not alone) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian t-shirt of the day…

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Christian t-shirt of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian t-shirt of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

On Family Feud, a pastor’s wife names something she puts in her mouth but doesn’t swallow…

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At least she was honest… Found at Christian Nightmares. On Family Feud, a pastor’s wife names something she puts in her mouth but doesn’t swallow… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

On Family Feud, a pastor’s wife names something she puts in her mouth but doesn’t swallow… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Are YOU making a covenant with DEATH & HELL?

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Jeffrey sent this to me… Are YOU making a covenant with DEATH & HELL? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Are YOU making a covenant with DEATH & HELL? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

WATCH THIS: What do YOU pray for?

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So… what do YOU pray for? PARENTS: This video contains some language… Thank you, Scott, for sending this… WATCH THIS: What do YOU pray for? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

WATCH THIS: What do YOU pray for? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

A Luther-O-Lantern

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A Luther-O-Lantern is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

A Luther-O-Lantern is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Our favorite Fundamentalist Pastor explains the Big Bang…

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Our favorite Fundamentalist Pastor explains the Big Bang… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Our favorite Fundamentalist Pastor explains the Big Bang… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

WARNING: This might make you think bad thoughts…

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I’m posting this video without any context, and I suspect nobody will complain because it doesn’t feature Mark Driscoll. Christian Nightmares. WARNING: This might make you think bad thoughts… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

WARNING: This might make you think bad thoughts… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

WOW: Christian Facebook status of the day…

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SOURCE. Thank you Karen. WOW: Christian Facebook status of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

WOW: Christian Facebook status of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian billboard of the day…

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SOURCE. My friend JC sent this to me. Christian billboard of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian billboard of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian bus of the day

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Christian bus of the day is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian bus of the day is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Enter to win Brennan Manning’s memoir ‘All is Grace’! (Please share)

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Brennan Manning’s brand new book (his first memoir!) releases next Tuesday. But I’m giving away TEN COPIES here at the blog today… (DETAILS ABOUT GIVEAWAY ARE AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS POST…) The book is called All Is Grace: A Ragamuffin Memoir and if you don’t win one of the 10 copies today, most of […]

Enter to win Brennan Manning’s memoir ‘All is Grace’! (Please share) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

WHAT: ‘Celebrity Wife Swap’ to feature Ted Haggard swapping wives with…

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So who will Ted Haggard swap his wife, Gayle, for? Gary Busey’s wife. Or his girlfriend. Or somebody female who hangs around him. Yep. According to the LA Times… Gary Busey and Ted Haggard swap wives … That’s not a joke or a punchline. It will actually happen on the new reality series “Celebrity Wife Swap,” […]

WHAT: ‘Celebrity Wife Swap’ to feature Ted Haggard swapping wives with… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

WATCH THIS: Bleed Into One-The Story of Christian Rock

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Adam sent this to me. I expected this to be cheesy. But you know, this looks pretty good. UPDATE: This is actually produced by a friend of mine. I posted this before I got to the end of the trailer and saw Ash’s name… Thoughts? WATCH THIS: Bleed Into One-The Story of Christian Rock is […]

WATCH THIS: Bleed Into One-The Story of Christian Rock is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Meditation

posted by mpt

This morning I read these words from Henri Nouwen and I thought I’d share them with you… When Jesus says, “Sky and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away,” he shows us a direct way to eternal life. The words of Jesus have the power to transform our hearts and minds […]

Meditation is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian Facebook status of the day…

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Yes. This is real. In fact, according to my source, this lady is a “Facebook friend” of Loretta. Christian Facebook status of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian Facebook status of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Speaking on behalf of God has consequences…

posted by mpt

The Washington Post asked me to write a piece about the latest Pat Robertson controversy. Recently, a woman named “Andreas” visited the Web site of Pat Robertson’s The 700 Club, clicked the “Bring It On” link and submitted a question to Pat in hopes that the Grand Evangelical Poobah would grant her a live, unscripted, […]

Speaking on behalf of God has consequences… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

God guides Rick Perry with ‘supernatural events’ (rain)…

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Southwest Airlines to Rick Perry: “Shut up.” GAWKER found this. God guides Rick Perry with ‘supernatural events’ (rain)… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

God guides Rick Perry with ‘supernatural events’ (rain)… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Pat Robertson: Divorce Your Wife With Alzheimer’s

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I have two questions: What do you think about Pat’s advice? And… Do you think, the moment this episode aired that Pat’s wife left him? Sounds like Pat thinks she should… SENT TO ME JARBAS. Pat Robertson: Divorce Your Wife With Alzheimer’s is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Pat Robertson: Divorce Your Wife With Alzheimer’s is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

AN UPDATE: Remembering September 11 (at a mosque)

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This is a guest post. I asked Lynn Grassmeyer, who was featured HERE on my blog, to write in her own words what she experienced as she remembered 9-11 with a group of strangers at a mosque. These are her words… JUST A SEED by Lynn Grassmeyer One day last week I turned on our […]

AN UPDATE: Remembering September 11 (at a mosque) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

According to Focus on the Family, THIS is ‘true tolerance’…

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Sigh. Christian Nightmares found this. According to Focus on the Family, THIS is ‘true tolerance’… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

According to Focus on the Family, THIS is ‘true tolerance’… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

‘Put Some Clothes On Ladies!’: Sharing ‘Christian love’ at Vanderbilt University

posted by mpt

QUOTES: “Put some clothes on ladies!” “You’re not okay with God. I’ve removed the log from my eye. Now I can see that you’re a drunkard and you’re not going to enter the kingdom of Heaven unless you repent.” “Your hearts are not right with God no matter how pretty you are on the outside.” […]

‘Put Some Clothes On Ladies!’: Sharing ‘Christian love’ at Vanderbilt University is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian ad of the day!

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Sent to me by Anna! Christian ad of the day! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian ad of the day! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian Facebook status of the day!

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Sent to me by ML. Christian Facebook status of the day! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian Facebook status of the day! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

SUING THE DEVIL: the Christian movie is out in a theater today

posted by mpt

Brooke reminded me that this movie is out now. It was supposed to come out in January but then it didn’t. Is it playing in your town? According to Suing the Devil‘s website, Wired Magazine included it on its “Top Summer Movies That Will Rock You” list. But rock us in what way? And… it […]

SUING THE DEVIL: the Christian movie is out in a theater today is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Creationism vs. Evolution: Has the debate evolved?

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Scott sent me this YouTube clip. This clip is from a 1996 BBC documentary called Science Friction: Creationism in the Classroom. So… has the debate evolved at all? Creationism vs. Evolution: Has the debate evolved? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Creationism vs. Evolution: Has the debate evolved? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

BREAKING NEWS about Muslims from Charisma Magazine!

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Whew. I was really worried. @tczarlie sent this to me! BREAKING NEWS about Muslims from Charisma Magazine! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

BREAKING NEWS about Muslims from Charisma Magazine! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

20 years ago THIS was my favorite song…

posted by mpt

I was a huge fan of Out of the Grey. Sometimes I’d put this song on repeat and listen to it like 20 time. Back then, very few Christian songs had this much passion and emotion. What was your favorite song 20 years ago? 20 years ago THIS was my favorite song… is a post […]

20 years ago THIS was my favorite song… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian watermellons found in Texas

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Christian watermellons found in Texas is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian watermellons found in Texas is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

‘You might think you were born gay, but you cannot be born again gay’

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Sigh. Found at Christian Nightmares. ‘You might think you were born gay, but you cannot be born again gay’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

‘You might think you were born gay, but you cannot be born again gay’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

A new holy bandage for your boo boos…

posted by mpt

Blog reader, Omar, sent this Tennessean article to me. It was Riley West’s fourth and final shot of insulin of the day. Riley’s grandfather sat beside the 5-year-old and gave her the shot, and he reached for the box of bandages. Scooby-Doo. “It just dawned on me, we pray for healing at home and we […]

A new holy bandage for your boo boos… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian sign of the day…

posted by mpt

Joshua took this picture and sent it to me! He saw it hanging above a pay phone in Tulsa. Christian sign of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian sign of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

A hand tossed cross of Jesus Christ with cheese…

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A hand tossed cross of Jesus Christ with cheese… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

A hand tossed cross of Jesus Christ with cheese… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

WOW: The world’s largest drumset & the pastor who plays it…

posted by mpt

According to Dr. Mark Temperato, a pastor, this mountain of drums & cymbals  has a holy purpose. “I have designed and play The Largest DrumSET in the World with an arsenal of unusual sounds to Worship God and Wage War against the enemy since 1978. God’s presence & power upon these sounds bring LIFE, healing, […]

WOW: The world’s largest drumset & the pastor who plays it… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian bumper of the day!

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If Jesus ever needs a plumber, he knows who to call. Christian bumper of the day! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian bumper of the day! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

The worst Christian book cover ever?

posted by mpt

Maybe not the worst. I’ve seen some pretty awful Christian fiction book covers, but this is definitely in the top ten. Let’s have some fun and rename this cover… And here, the word “Ekklesia” sounds like something that requires a Z-pak. (Despite the cover, it’s doing pretty well at Amazon.com.) The worst Christian book cover […]

The worst Christian book cover ever? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

A quote from Brennan Manning’s memoir…

posted by mpt

“Ragamuffins have a singular prayer: God, be merciful to me, a sinner. Any additional flourishes to make that cry more palatable are pharisaical leaven. WARNING: Mine has been anything but a straight shot, more like a crooked path filled with thorns and crows and vodka. Prone to wander? You bet. I’ve been a priest, then […]

A quote from Brennan Manning’s memoir… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Join this prophetess’s Christian revolution

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I wonder where this cougar gets her highlights done. Grrr. Found at Christian Nightmares. Join this prophetess’s Christian revolution is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Join this prophetess’s Christian revolution is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Who inspires you?

Who inspires you?

'Christian bumper sticker' of the day!

Thank you Zac.

'Christian t-shirt' of the day!

Uh oh. Heaven is keeping a close eye on what’s happening in Vegas. All you silly sinners who actually believe the advertising ploy that your sin “stays in Vegas,” you’ve been duped! Apparently God’s been keeping impeccable records on all […]

Christian passive aggressive sign of the day…

This sign was sent to me by Chris (he also snapped the picture). He found it in the bathroom of a Christian bookstore in Alabama. This sign begs a few question though: 1) Do you think Jesus washed his hands […]

'Christian t-shirt' of the day!

Tim Tebow's stiffy…

A statue of Tim Tebow (featuring scripture verses under his eyes) was unveiled at the University of Florida… Story here. Found at Christian Nightmares.

Uh… 'Christian limo' of the day!

This picture was taken in Albany, NY. Photo was sent to me (and taken) by Joanne!

Rob Bell's Nashville visit: A few thoughts

Last night I heard Rob Bell talk about Love Wins at Belmont University’s Curb Event Center. I’ve met Rob before, but this was the first time I was able to hear him preach/speak live. I tried taking notes. But since […]

'Christian sign' of the day

Or should I say, Christian signS of the day?

Some inspiration for the Christian single lady

Whether you agree with every one of her words or not, you gotta admit she’s a clever and creative communicator. And she brings a passion to a stage that is only rarely seen inside church buildings. Because of her passion, […]

A Christian retailer with a sense of humor? (This is for anybody who has a pastor)

This is a pretty darn good parody. Good job, Cokesbury.

Spend 3 intimate nights with pastors ('Christian sign' of the day!)

3 Intimate Nights with Pastors! Okay, so I know what they mean, but that’s probably not the best way to communicate what they mean. Sent to me by Matt!

TODAY on James Dobson's radio show: Dr. Jim Garlow talks gay marriage

I found this clip at the blog Joe. My. God. The voice you hear in the clip is Dr. Jim Garlow, the head pastor of Skyline Church. According to RightWingWatch.org… James Dobson had an all-star team of Religious Right leaders […]

Evolution has met its match!?

Social media theology…. (on a bumper sticker)

Sent to me by Brad!

Why one Tennessee Christian became a Muslim…

Read more here.

'Christian Facebook Ad' of the day

  Is the lady in the picture a graduate or in need of healing? Sent to me by Emily!

The Rickey Dale Show: 'It ain't God's fault yo Grandmama smokes crack!!'

This guy is hilarious. He gets a bit judgmental toward the middle. But somehow, his delivery (and the nail clippers) makes even that sort of awesome. Sent to me by Dallas!

Christian Facebook status of the day!

I also found this supporting the whole “11th” theory… The only problem is this: I’m pretty sure the Haiti earthquake happened on the 12th of January, not the 11th.

Kirk Cameron presents 'The Evidence Bible'

Found at The American Jesus…

'Christian t-shirt' of the day

Christian Nightmare Speaks: My exclusive interview with the blogger behind the popular site

One question that I get more often than you might imagine is this: Hey, what’s the deal with Christian Nightmares? (You know, the Tumblr site/blog of mostly freakishly Christian videos that I repost a lot!) And while I have exchanged […]

Comedy in Christ…

It’s not easy being Christian and being funny. And stand-up is hard. The funniest thing about Christian might be is his FAQ page. But again, stand-up is hard. But it really helps if your jokes are funny. Think you could […]

Bad 'Christian t-shirt' of the day

Thank you Rachel Held Evans for sending me this t-shirt link!

I confess… I prejudged this man

I’m not sure how Jay Caruso found my blog. But he did. And at some point he began to engage, which means he started leaving comments. Now, I don’t know if this is exactly true, but from my perspective, every […]

Awkward 'Christian sign' of the day!

Sent to me by Justin! And the photo was taken by Justin’s wife (name not given!).

Footage of Christians 'loving' a Muslim in Washington DC

Why can’t they just let the poor man pray to Allah? Found at Christian Nightmares.

How to evangelize at Walmart

From People of Walmart and sent to me by Monica!

'Christian t-shirt' of the day!

‘WHY?’ certainly seems like the appropriate question… Would this be a Jesus Ent?

Christian Facebook Status of the Day!

Awesome! Now I can figure out how far away God put all of the lies I’ve told… Well, if I was good at math.

How to know if a Christian is taking a shower

Found at Christian Nightmares! //

Why is this news?

Yesterday this story was showing up everywhere online and I saw it on the Today show this morning. An Iowa high school wrestler who was one of the favorites to win his weight class defaulted on his first-round state tournament […]

'Christian album' cover of the day

Found at Christian Nightmares!

'Christian Advice' for Native Americans…

The man in the video is Bryan Fischer of the American Family Association and as you can tell he really LOVES Native Americans. Mr. Fischer further explains his love for Native Americans his thoughts about Native Americans in an op-ed […]

'Christian car' of the Day!

So… he’s a member of Mercy Me? Sent to me by @leilaphelia!

'Christian Vehicle' of the Day!

Sent to me by M. J. Towers…

A beautiful moment in Egypt amongst all of the ugly ones…

This is one positive story among the thousands of scary ones coming out of Egypt. Pictured here are a group of Christians encircling/protecting a group of Muslims. They formed the circle so their Muslim friends could spend time in prayer. […]

Perhaps the greatest 'Christian t-shirt' ever!

Hilarious and rude at the same time. **Somebody Tweeted this shirt to me and I lost the info. If it’s you, let me know and I’ll add your name/link.

How Christians be rollin'

Deputies break up church brawl!

Church fights are interesting. I’ve seen a couple small ones happen inside the walls of a church. But nothing too bad. The worst ones usually occur when one church is playing a game of basketball against another church. I’ve seen […]

'Christian t-shirt' of the day!

Found at Christian Nightmares.

SECOND UPDATE: Sean McDowell Responds

When I posted about Sean McDowell/Interlinc yesterday, I didn’t know that it would create such a heated debate at my blog as well as several other well-visited blogs across the Internet. This morning I received an email from Sean. And […]

Christians drunk on 'new wine'

Found at Christian Nightmares.

‘Christian’ t-shirt of the day!

I like our president and still find this t-shirt to be funny… You can buy the t-shirt here. Sent to me by T.J…

Christian coffee

Sadly, the subtext of this sign screams, “God makes bad coffee…” And shouldn’t the store be closed on Saturdays and open on Sundays? Sent to me by @austinblake

Chick Tract classic ‘The Sissy’ gets a makeover

Found at The American Jesus.

Would CS Lewis approve of THIS?

Maybe I should publish The Matthew Paul Turner Bible…. it could be scripture with punch lines! Found at Christian Nightmares.

Christian Sign of the Day!

HILARIOUS: One Christian’s response to #BirdCrisis!

Found HERE and sent to me by Margaret (<-Thank you!)…

When does ‘Christian opinion’ become hate?!

A Christian anti-gay group in Chicago called Americans For Truth about Homosexuality has been added to several “Hate Group” watch lists. They do seem hateful. And completely misinformed. And tragically, full of fear… In the past, I’ve known Christians like […]

Captain Salvation, a superhero with souls to save!

Meet the creators of Captain America Salvation, the superhero who gets his strength from God! According to the Charlotte Observer… A fire rages out of control in a town called Graceville. From within the engulfed building, a voice is heard: […]

‘Christian t-shirt’ of the day…

This seems very insensitive to me, especially when I consider all of the people who haven’t been cured of cancer by Jesus. I do believe Jesus can heal. But the how, when, who, and what is confusing and frustrating to […]

When Christians ignore the FACTS (and believe FICTION)

I was once guilty of believing this “sun fact,” and I always used it as a way to say… Isn’t God amazing?! Found at Scotteriology.com (<-A really awesome blog, btw!)

Tucker Carlson is a Christian. Tucker believes in second chances. But…

Tucker is a Christian. Tucker says so in this video. Tucker’s made mistakes. Tucker confessed that he’s made mistakes in this video. And Tucker believes in second chances. BUT… Not for Michael Vick…. No, Tucker thinks Michael Vick should have […]

Christian writes ‘letter to the editor’ about atheists

Christian rock band X-TREME POWER wants your R.E.S.P.E.C.T.! (and they’ll respect you too)

I don’t know if this band is real or not. Found here. And sent to me by Kevin. See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Christian t-shirt of the day!

Thank you, Jeff, for snapping the picture.

My Ode to 2010’s Christian Culture (the good bad & Driscoll)

There’s so much to say about 2010; the whos, the whats, the shenanigans So let’s look back one more time and remember the year in “Dr. Seuss” rhyme We all felt the earthquake in Porta au Prince, and then dear […]

Ke$ha’s ‘Tik Tok’ gets Christianized (‘Our God Really Rocks’)

Found at Christian Nightmares.

This is DEFINITELY how one should advertise Christ!

This is awesome.

Jesus Panties (yes… Jesus. Panties.)

No words.

Atheist Buses vs. Christian Trucks (in Ft. Worth!)

God vs. No God is fighting for placement in Ft. Worth. Or something like that. Ft. Worth Christians are pissed because Ft. Worth atheists bought some ad space on four buses. FOUR buses. Some ministers have even called for a […]

Iowa man’s dying wish…

Eric died in a plane accident in 2006. Shortly before he died he had a dream that led him to get up out of bed and record these video messages to his family… The rest of the videos are here. […]

How To Pick Up Pure Christian Women (For Men Only Of Course!)

According to the chaste peeps at PureAttraction.com, they know the art of Christian social dynamics! That’s awesome news, huh? Because being dynamic in Christian social circles is really hard sometimes and can be awkward, too! You know what I’m talking […]

Why Are Christians So…

Ouch.

TODAY’S WISDOM: Christians should NEVER celebrate God’s marvelous creation after smoking cheap crack!

Creation Celebration from Airwave Ranger on Vimeo. Found at Everything is Terrible!

When the light of Christ isn’t quite enough… Neon Christianity!

The ugly ‘details’ of a gay exorcism

This story from last month’s Details magazine broke my heart. Deliverance: The True Story of a Gay Exorcism by MATT MCALLESTER The prophet had come up from Georgia. She stood at the front of the Holy Ghost Temple Church and […]

Brian McLaren talks about being a heretic

Q | Conversations on Being a Heretic from Q Ideas on Vimeo. An amazing conversation with thinker, pastor, and author Brian McLaren. I love Brian.

And they’ll know we are Christians by our…

…signs …billboards …post-it notes …uh, whatever this is …flags (Yep. That’s me holding the flag.) …drumsticks …doodling …toy rosaries (I seriously doubt this person is Catholic.)

‘If I were a woman’ a sermon title

Picture found at Christian Nightmares Thoughts?

Christians have the best…

Those “secular people” are so funny. But it’s true; we do have good sects.

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