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How to tick off your Bible professor

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WATCH THIS: Creation – A reading

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WATCH THIS: Creation – A reading is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR


English church finds an original copy of KJV Bible from 1611

Pretty amazing.


Does the Bible support smoking pot?

Well… one Facebook group says yes. The group Every Seed Bearing Plant suggests that Genesis 1:29 offer biblical support for the extracurricular use of marijuana. “And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon […]

Kirk Cameron presents 'The Evidence Bible'

Found at The American Jesus…

Ye shall celebrate the 400th birthday of the King James Bible

Happy birthday to thee! Happy birthday to thee! Happy BIRTHday King Jame’s Version of the Bible… happy birthday to thee. Just in case you are a heathen who reads the NIV Bible or a demon who reads The Message Bible […]

WE MUST STOP CAIN! He's still killing Abel (with a rock)

Thank you Jonathan.

How King Solomon scored with the ladies…

ALERT: Boycott Borders! Boycott Borders! Boycott Borders!

My headline is a joke… But seriously, you just know that all over America people are calling their congressmen to complain… Sent to me by Kevin.

Lil Wayne talks about reading the Bible for the first time…

“I also read the Bible for the first time. It was deep! I liked the parts where some character was once this, but he ended up being that. Like he’d be dissing Jesus, and then he ends up being a […]

Insane (Inspired?) Bible Verses!

The Bible is never an easy book to understand. And sometimes the Bible is a weird book. But once in a while the Bible’s stories and word pictures are pretty much insane. The verses below are all weird… and perhaps […]

Would CS Lewis approve of THIS?

Maybe I should publish The Matthew Paul Turner Bible…. it could be scripture with punch lines! Found at Christian Nightmares.

What the Bible got WRONG?!

That is just a portion of the chart that famous atheist Sam Harris commissioned to be created for his nonprofit foundation Project Reason. The whole chart looks like this… You can learn more about the chart here. OR, if you […]

A Bible FOR Princesses ABOUT Princesses!

It’s My Princess Bible! And by the looks of the cover, the ‘Princess Bible’ includes the amazing Biblical stories of (from left to right) Gloria Estefan, Miley Cyrus, some ethnic woman, Jennifer Lopez, and Kate Winslet (or She-Ra–hard to tell). […]

A Modern (Psychotic?) Mary Magdalene

This is very interesting. It’s a little odd in spots… and compelling in others… but overall I think it’s a provocative concept, one that at least is creative and thought-provoking… What do you think about it? What are your thoughts […]

Customer: What’s this? Clerk: A Bible.

The following conversation was sent in to Not Always Right, a blog about customers not always being right. I thought it was interesting. Do you think it’s a true story? (A young woman, about 20 years old, comes up to […]

WARNING LADIES: Sometimes God’s Word gropes its readers…

Guys might like this. Sent in by Michael!

Pastor apologizes for 15-year-old sermon about God’s hate…

After this sermon clip from 15 years ago hits the Internet, West Virginia pastor, Jeff Owens, issues an apology… Shenandoah Baptist Church’s Pastor Jeff Owens: BURN AND SHOOT FAGS! from Joe Jervis on Vimeo. Owen writes… If you are responding […]

Picturing and REpicturing Adam & Eve! (PG13)

Whether or not you believe in the literal existence of Adam and Eve, no doubt you have a mental picture of God’s first power couple! Long before “Brangelina” or “Bennifer,” the Bible tells us that God created “Adeve.” And yes, […]

THE CHUNKY BIBLE: oh, Zondervan, what were you thinking?!

I like you, Zondervan. I usually like you a lot. But the Chunky Bible? WTF?! CHUNKY?! Really? Again, I like you. In some cases, I love you. Lots of my friends have publishing deals with you. Heck, God has had […]

Noah’s Ark has been found! Noah’s Ark has been found!

Well, score one for the Christians [and Jews, I suppose]. And might I say, it’s about time! I mean seriously, I’ve been hearing since I was a kid that Noah’s Ark was on top of a mountain in Turkey and […]

Rush Limbaugh says that God hates our new health care bill

FOUND HERE: “You know, a couple of days after the health care bill had been signed into law Obama ran around all over the country saying, “Hey, you know, I’m looking around. The earth hadn’t opened up. There’s no Armageddon […]

Ned Flanders & his relevant Bible study

So funny.

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