Saw this over at Scotteriology… This video is like watching 2 Kelly Taylors from “90210” salute the cross.
When I saw the title of Ann’s new book, I immediately assumed it was an autobiography or at the very least a personal memoir. But alas, it seems that Ann has either completely lost it or she’s actually writing satire […]
Read the story here. Thoughts?
God’s spirit really starts to get down around .45.
Sent to me by Scottie!
This is horrible on so many levels… Found at American Jesus!
And this one was seen in the parking lot of a church. Sent to me by Mike!
This sign was sent to me by Chris (he also snapped the picture). He found it in the bathroom of a Christian bookstore in Alabama. This sign begs a few question though: 1) Do you think Jesus washed his hands […]
I know very little about Japanese animation, mostly because I’ve never been much of a fan. (Hated “Speed Racer” when I was a kid). However, from what I can tell, this is pretty well done. It kept my attention throughout, […]
Fundie Jack tells us why he doesn’t let his church staff have beards… Found at Christian Nightmares!
I can’t wait to see Heaven’s mime show. Because it will be awesome and non-creepy, I’m sure…
Found at Unreasonable Faith!
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A statue of Tim Tebow (featuring scripture verses under his eyes) was unveiled at the University of Florida… Story here. Found at Christian Nightmares.
And Pat Robertson can hardly wait! He’s on pins and needles waiting for this to happen. Heck, he’s even done the math and made all of the necessary calculations, and he is certain that it will be an asteroid that […]
Sent to me by Daniel!
Mistakes happen, write?
Remember when I said that I had asked Rob Bell a question last week when he was here in Nashville? Well somebody got video of Rob’s answer… My question was: “Rob, we’ve focused a lot of time and attention of […]
Gimme oil in my lamp… For some, it’s the left hand… Found here!
So I was sent this by a member of Houston’s Second Baptist Church, which is the very church that put together this amazing Old Navy commercial! Looks like pastels have resurrected once again for the spring season! It’s like watching […]
Wow. What an ass. Unreal.
Some of my favorite quotes from the interview: “I believe in God. I am Christian. I think the Bible is certainly, it is the book, it is THE thing.” “Well I go as much as I can. Always on Christmas. […]
Today’s post is from writer, blogger, (and chemist?) Bryan Allain. As I’ve said before, Bryan is one of my favorite bloggers–and not just because he’s funny and my friend, either–because he’s a really good blogger. (You can read his blog […]
Found here. Sent to me by Matt.
Sent to me by Marc!
This video is a parody of this National Day of Prayer video. Sent me to by Jarbas Aragão!
Sent to me by Marilyn…
The above is a clip from last night’s 20/20. You can watch the whole episode here. The episode is an expose of sorts about the denomination Independent Fundamental Baptist (IFB). I say “expose,” but it’s difficult to expose a group […]
Lisa sent me this video. And she offers some good insight about her thoughts here in this blog post. The portion about her meeting a fundamentalist begins just after the 2-minute mark.
You can’t make this stuff up. Wow. Found at Christian Nightmares.
Swagger Jacker from Nexus Church on Vimeo. Do you jack swagger? Not Jimmy Swaggart! Other people’s swagger? Do you jack it? Well, if you do then Nexus church calls you a Swagger Jacker. Which I believe is an insult… or […]
I like this. The artist.
Chandler and Furtick from Harvest Bible Chapel on Vimeo. Here’s a clip from Ben Armant’s The Elephant Room. I love Ben. He organizes some very interesting and helpful conferences. And The Elephant Room is definitely one of those ideas. ER […]
I would totally buy this. What is this? It’s a “Jesus head w/a light bulb Adam’s apple”! Who wouldn’t want to own this amazing God-inspired artifact? Who knew that the light of the world comes from Christ’s clavicle?! Did you? […]
This is pretty funny (if you know anything about Seventh Day Adventists)…
The father of the young singer in this video sent this to me! And he told me to be nice. As if I’m ever mean?! Well, his daughter can certainly sing better than Rebecca Black. All in all, not a […]
Remember Touchdown Jesus, the statue of Christ in Ohio that was hit by lightning and burned to the ground?! Well, appropriately for this time of year, Christ shall rise again. But it won’t be the same Christ. The new “Christ” […]
This picture was taken in Albany, NY. Photo was sent to me (and taken) by Joanne!
Last night I heard Rob Bell talk about Love Wins at Belmont University’s Curb Event Center. I’ve met Rob before, but this was the first time I was able to hear him preach/speak live. I tried taking notes. But since […]
Or should I say, Christian signS of the day?
According to the Florida Times-Union… Aaron Ramsey needs space to preach, usually a parking lot’s worth. That’s where he’ll be Saturday and Sunday when his motorcycle-jumping ministry surges through a wall of fire and over nine buses outside Calvary Baptist […]
Robbed Hell – C.A.S.T. Pearls Presents from Canon Wired on Vimeo. Well-done parody. Funny at times. Even clever. Ultimately, it tries too hard to make a point. And still doesn’t prove anything. Besides, Jesus never talked about zits. Sent to […]
National Treasure: The People Pray! lol
Found at Everything is Terrible
Whether you agree with every one of her words or not, you gotta admit she’s a clever and creative communicator. And she brings a passion to a stage that is only rarely seen inside church buildings. Because of her passion, […]
This is a pretty darn good parody. Good job, Cokesbury.
3 Intimate Nights with Pastors! Okay, so I know what they mean, but that’s probably not the best way to communicate what they mean. Sent to me by Matt!
A party? A service? A seance? Group therapy? I’m at a loss… but I’m thankful the cute short kid didn’t break his neck when he jumped off the bed. And why is there a Obama cutout in the background? Found […]
Whoa. God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Spirit look NOTHING like I expected. Equally yoked together, this trio looks completely badass. Don’t they? Even Jesus appears way more “Use the Force, Luke” than I imagined him […]
See? Today isn’t FRIday unless you know God! Without God, it’s FIGHTday. And tomorrow is SHATTERday. I bet no cartoons come on TV on Shatterday morning. You need God for cartoons. (And somebody sent this to me, but I forget […]
1) I didn’t make this video. 2) This sermon contains graphic language. Thoughts?
One of the questions that I get quite often is this: Are you angry? The answer to that question changes. Today the answer is no, I’m not angry. Two days ago the answer would have been eh, maybe a little. […]
I found this clip at the blog Joe. My. God. The voice you hear in the clip is Dr. Jim Garlow, the head pastor of Skyline Church. According to RightWingWatch.org… James Dobson had an all-star team of Religious Right leaders […]
Or scare you for weeks… Sent to me by Kyle.
I was watching CBS This Morning (who does that?) and saw this video being discussed. The whole thing is sad and raw. But when I saw her hold up the “HELP” sign, I lost it. Our words matter. More than […]
I’m not sure this is what Jon Acuff means by “Jesus Juking”. I think this might just be good ole fashion passive aggressiveness. Or perhaps this is juking Jesus.
Or its something like that. But it involves gold teeth, silver trumpets, windy spirits, and fireballs. And I’m pretty sure he also speaks about having an outer body experience (in Missouri). And so much more. Christian Nightmares found this.
Aaron sent me this link to me last night. I watched it. And then I re-watched it. And then I woke up this morning and watched it again. And I’m just going to share a few thoughts… Now, before I […]
Sent to me by Aran.
Epic Fail Pastors Conference from Epic Fail Pastors Conference on Vimeo. This conference sounds pretty cool. I’ve always loved speaking at conferences (I’ve only spoken at a few), mainly because I think so often pastors do feel beat up a […]
Never has utter destruction sounded so sweet to the ears…
The “preaching” starts at 1:10. Found at Christian Nightmares!
Found at Mike Mitchell’s Amazing Things…
This video confuses me. I hopes it’s just poor editing. But I don’t think so. At the end where the evangelist Tony Miano asks the young man…”does it make sense?!” I want to shout no, this makes no sense. But […]
Sent to me by Brad!
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Check out the band’s site here.
If you don’t know what this is a parody of, click here. <-That link isn't safe for church (at least, not without ear buds). Sent to me by Josh!
Filled or filed? Sent to me by Les!
Nothing says “Jesus loves you” like a heart-shaped noose.
Sigh… When Chad Holtz lost his old belief in hell, he also lost his job. The pastor of a rural United Methodist church in North Carolina wrote a note on his Facebook page supporting a new book by Rob Bell, […]
What’s wrong with Victoria Jackson? And why is she on CNN acting as though she’s still performing in one of those SNL skits from the 1980s? I think she’s waiting for Dennis Miller to cut in. Now, I’m not suggesting […]
According to a new study… the answer is maybe. The study doesn’t prove that attending services is fattening, nor does it explain why weight might be related to faith. Even so, the finding is surprising, especially considering that religious people […]
She’s back with a new tune! Found at Christian Nightmares!
Sent to me by Tim!
Sent to me by Stephen!
Well… one Facebook group says yes. The group Every Seed Bearing Plant suggests that Genesis 1:29 offer biblical support for the extracurricular use of marijuana. “And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon […]
Once Little Big Town joins in, this rendition sort of works.
Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy The book about Colton Burpo’s journey–Heaven is Real–is number one on Amazon.com. It’s been in the top five for weeks. I haven’t read the book, so I only […]
Oh dear. I certainly hope Rob Bell is right… for the sake of the artist who created this image… Oddly enough, I met Ozzy Osbourne once–in 1995 or 96. The meeting happened at Structure (yes, the clothing store). I helped […]
Say the words on this sign three times aloud to a coworker, friend, or spouse. Chances are, by the third time, this sign will make absolutely no sense at all… But… By all means, don’t think about the words on […]
I’ve never experienced anything close to that… at least, not at church with my pastor standing next to me. Have you?
A Crosspoint church member found this on their church windshield after church yesterday! Found here.
Jesus has great hair.
Sent to me by Hannah! Here’s another video of it… Pole Dancing for Jesus Class in Texas: MyFoxNY.com Found here!
Is the lady in the picture a graduate or in need of healing? Sent to me by Emily!
This guy is hilarious. He gets a bit judgmental toward the middle. But somehow, his delivery (and the nail clippers) makes even that sort of awesome. Sent to me by Dallas!
And hopefully it helps you smile this Friday morning. Filmed this as we left for church last Sunday morning.
Come have a ball with Jesus… what the… What?! I figured this had to be fake. But then I Googled it. And I found… JACKSONVILLE — The Texas Testicle Festival has two missions. The first is to glorify God by […]
That’s the pastor’s title… not mine. I realize that an earthquake can’t actually be Japanese… Found at Joe. My. God. For the 16-minute version of this sermon (which offers a bit of context), click here.
I also found this supporting the whole “11th” theory… The only problem is this: I’m pretty sure the Haiti earthquake happened on the 12th of January, not the 11th.
Found at The American Jesus…
This picture was taken and sent to me by Michael!
Armed with one scathing review (any guesses which one?), MSNBC’s Martin Bashir entered into dialogue with Rob Bell like he was Jonathan Edwards and Bell was a spider. Martin dangled Bell over his theology as if to tease him with […]
Sent to me by Matt (and a couple others).
Never. Or for that matter, we shouldn’t do THIS to Mary, either…
Found at Christian Nightmare!
I watched the online interview with Rob Bell last night. For an hour, Lisa Miller of Newsweek asked Rob a list of questions regarding topics such as heaven, hell, Jesus, and universalism. There were no surprises, really. In true Rob […]
The Dudes over at American Jesus found this Preacher Dude’s video before I did. During a recent sermon, Preacher Dude decided to inform his congregation about being a truly dudacious dude! So… are you a dude’s dude?
This video has begun making the rounds… UPDATE: Here’s the girl’s YouTube page. SECOND UPDATE: She’s SATIRE?! I felt for it hook line and sinker.
James Frey, the author who makes up his own story, has turned his fixed his literary eye on Jesus. Or basically he’s borrowed the name Jesus and a few of the events from Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John, and added […]
One question that I get more often than you might imagine is this: Hey, what’s the deal with Christian Nightmares? (You know, the Tumblr site/blog of mostly freakishly Christian videos that I repost a lot!) And while I have exchanged […]
I guess that’s Jesus. It is, right? UPDATE: I’ve been informed that THIS isn’t Jesus! It’s St. Francis. Thank you Caitlin. Which makes more sense… I think… Sent to me by Dan!
Thank you, Marcus, for sending this to me!
… never let her talk. If this wasn’t so blatantly sexist, it would be funny. Found at Christian Nightmares!
It’s not easy being Christian and being funny. And stand-up is hard. The funniest thing about Christian might be is his FAQ page. But again, stand-up is hard. But it really helps if your jokes are funny. Think you could […]
Thank you Rachel Held Evans for sending me this t-shirt link!
Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy Well, let me be the first to say that the cute Hungarian couple in this video are LIARS! Heresy makers. And probably Rob Bell lovers. Why? Because that […]
Sent to me by Mike!
HILARIOUS! And I must say… this video is the best use of “Dora the Explorer” ever… Sent to me by Dan!
I once told myself that I would never give advice about blogging. Why? Because it isn’t really my thing. And two, a lot of other people (who are much better at blogging than I am) offer blogging advice all the […]
Things get exciting and “spirit filled” around the 4-minute mark. Apparently the Greek word for again is ‘palin’… Oh oh oh boy. Via Dangerous Minds and American Jesus…
Found at Christian Nightmare!
This post is from My Daddy Blog… Last Sunday, like I always do, I left church during the last song to pick up Elias from the nursery. Crosspoint’s nursery wing is in a separate building from the auditorium. After I […]
Photo was sent/taken by David… in Milwaukee.
Christian Nightmares finds the best video clips. So how do you scare the Devil away? Well, according to Pastor Steve Munsey, Satan HATES the number seven! In the clip above, Steve uses Christian mumbo-jumbo (can I get an interpreter over […]
I’m not sure how Jay Caruso found my blog. But he did. And at some point he began to engage, which means he started leaving comments. Now, I don’t know if this is exactly true, but from my perspective, every […]
John Piper says that Bob Dylan got THIS right. What did Dylan get sooooooo right? His song ‘Gotta Serve Somebody’! Says Piper… In 1979 Bob Dylan recorded the song “Gotta Serve Somebody.” For those who listen with biblically informed ears […]
I love when “proof” is set to pop music–just makes it easier to soak in… don’t you think? Found at Christian Nightmares via here! LRA… this totally convinces you, right?!
Sent to me by Justin! And the photo was taken by Justin’s wife (name not given!).
I have no words. Found at Christian Nightmares.
Happy birthday to thee! Happy birthday to thee! Happy BIRTHday King Jame’s Version of the Bible… happy birthday to thee. Just in case you are a heathen who reads the NIV Bible or a demon who reads The Message Bible […]
Listen to this song. While it’s from a woman’s perspective, I think anybody will enjoy it. I met Canadian artist Miranda Stone in 2000 when I was managing Jammin Java. She played at JJs a couple times. Miranda sings good […]
Wow. Found at Christian Nightmares.
This United Methodist church in Colorado is so savvy. And it might work. I mean, if you still play organ music and your pews are hard wood… this could be one way to get the youngsters to attend and endure… […]
Sometimes I like taking scripture and retelling the story or rewriting the prose using my own words. This morning I was reading King Solomon’s familiar words in Ecclesiastes 3. I decided to write it down using my own… Good Days […]
If you define yourself as an evangelical, your first thought is probably: “Of course, not!” But Phil Zuckerman, a professor of sociology at Pitzer College in California, seems to think the answer is yes. Read his interesting reasons why at […]
Why can’t they just let the poor man pray to Allah? Found at Christian Nightmares.
Sent to me by Jennifer!
The American Jesus
This picture was taken in Miami Gardens, FL… Sent to me by @joeleastlick
Sent to me by James.
Christian Nightmare is the ideal category for this video. PLEASE do not view this video if children are close enough to see or hear. I find manipulative videos like this to be the exact opposite of how “life” should be […]
I read this story on one of my favorite blogs–Gawker.com. The headline is catchy: Oprah fired me for talking about Jesus! While I believe this story could be true, I’m also skeptical since its source is Kitty Kelley, the well-known […]
…because God doesn’t know how to regect something. And God knows everything.
Ed Young, pastor of Fellowship Bible Church in Dallas, announced the other day that HBO will be showing up tomorrow night at his church to tape a segment for the network’s upcoming documentary about sex. For the occasion, the church […]
This post was written by Adam Ellis. I originally thought I might write a response to all of the “controversy” surrounding Rob Bell and his forthcoming new book. I have appreciated Rob’s work over the years, and certainly feel the […]
As of noon, this was the list of “search terms” for today… Oh, and the last time I checked Rob’s book was #19 on Amazon.com.
Aw, I bet Pastor Ed would love to see Jesus wearing a Britney/Garth mic. Does this Jesus have braces? Or just really tiny teeth?
WATCH THE VIDEO… This girl seems very sweet. And worried for God’s people. I mean, this dream of hers really messed with her senses… But a part of me thinks the poor thing should also be on medication. I don’t […]
I tagged this “not safe for church” because I suppose technically two of these images are of women without shirts on. I guess those are women. (I’m not trying to be rude… I really can’t tell…) They are women, right? […]
This is hilarious… I love the Naked Pastor. For an explanation of this cartoon, click here. Thanks Ric for the heads up!
I love Rob Bell. And I especially love when Rob Bell releases a new book! And guess what? He’s releasing a new book at the end of March. And like all of Rob’s books (well, except that last one which […]
The NRB (National Religious Broadcasters) Convention is being held in Nashville this weekend. A friend sent me a picture of his hotel key…
According to Christianity Today… …The 35-year-old’s inking was done in LA a few months ago by tattoo artist to the celebs, Mark Mahoney… And it features Jesus’s pubic hair! It took 12 hours in total and was completed over two […]
According to this post at CNN, Christians are being encouraged to adopt terrorists! No, not you would adopt/sponsor a child through World Vision or Compassion International. This adoption process only means that you would make an effort to pray for […]
Sent to me by Dan.
Found at Dangerous Minds.
According to Politico.com… Rick Santorum launched into a scathing attack on the left, charging during an appearance in South Carolina that the history of the Crusades has been corrupted by “the American left who hates Christendom.”“The idea that the Crusades […]
I love this sign. Found here.
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