Check out the band’s site here.
If you don’t know what this is a parody of, click here. <-That link isn't safe for church (at least, not without ear buds). Sent to me by Josh!
Filled or filed? Sent to me by Les!
Nothing says “Jesus loves you” like a heart-shaped noose.
Sigh… When Chad Holtz lost his old belief in hell, he also lost his job. The pastor of a rural United Methodist church in North Carolina wrote a note on his Facebook page supporting a new book by Rob Bell, […]
What’s wrong with Victoria Jackson? And why is she on CNN acting as though she’s still performing in one of those SNL skits from the 1980s? I think she’s waiting for Dennis Miller to cut in. Now, I’m not suggesting […]
According to a new study… the answer is maybe. The study doesn’t prove that attending services is fattening, nor does it explain why weight might be related to faith. Even so, the finding is surprising, especially considering that religious people […]
She’s back with a new tune! Found at Christian Nightmares!
Found at Christian Nightmares!
Well… one Facebook group says yes. The group Every Seed Bearing Plant suggests that Genesis 1:29 offer biblical support for the extracurricular use of marijuana. “And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon […]
Once Little Big Town joins in, this rendition sort of works.
Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy The book about Colton Burpo’s journey–Heaven is Real–is number one on Amazon.com. It’s been in the top five for weeks. I haven’t read the book, so I only […]
Oh dear. I certainly hope Rob Bell is right… for the sake of the artist who created this image… Oddly enough, I met Ozzy Osbourne once–in 1995 or 96. The meeting happened at Structure (yes, the clothing store). I helped […]
Say the words on this sign three times aloud to a coworker, friend, or spouse. Chances are, by the third time, this sign will make absolutely no sense at all… But… By all means, don’t think about the words on […]
I’ve never experienced anything close to that… at least, not at church with my pastor standing next to me. Have you?
A Crosspoint church member found this on their church windshield after church yesterday! Found here.
Sent to me by Hannah! Here’s another video of it… Pole Dancing for Jesus Class in Texas: MyFoxNY.com Found here!
Is the lady in the picture a graduate or in need of healing? Sent to me by Emily!
This guy is hilarious. He gets a bit judgmental toward the middle. But somehow, his delivery (and the nail clippers) makes even that sort of awesome. Sent to me by Dallas!
And hopefully it helps you smile this Friday morning. Filmed this as we left for church last Sunday morning.
Come have a ball with Jesus… what the… What?! I figured this had to be fake. But then I Googled it. And I found… JACKSONVILLE — The Texas Testicle Festival has two missions. The first is to glorify God by […]
That’s the pastor’s title… not mine. I realize that an earthquake can’t actually be Japanese… Found at Joe. My. God. For the 16-minute version of this sermon (which offers a bit of context), click here.
I also found this supporting the whole “11th” theory… The only problem is this: I’m pretty sure the Haiti earthquake happened on the 12th of January, not the 11th.
Found at The American Jesus…
This picture was taken and sent to me by Michael!
Armed with one scathing review (any guesses which one?), MSNBC’s Martin Bashir entered into dialogue with Rob Bell like he was Jonathan Edwards and Bell was a spider. Martin dangled Bell over his theology as if to tease him with […]
Sent to me by Matt (and a couple others).
Never. Or for that matter, we shouldn’t do THIS to Mary, either…
Found at Christian Nightmare!
I watched the online interview with Rob Bell last night. For an hour, Lisa Miller of Newsweek asked Rob a list of questions regarding topics such as heaven, hell, Jesus, and universalism. There were no surprises, really. In true Rob […]
The Dudes over at American Jesus found this Preacher Dude’s video before I did. During a recent sermon, Preacher Dude decided to inform his congregation about being a truly dudacious dude! So… are you a dude’s dude?
This video has begun making the rounds… UPDATE: Here’s the girl’s YouTube page. SECOND UPDATE: She’s SATIRE?! I felt for it hook line and sinker.
James Frey, the author who makes up his own story, has turned his fixed his literary eye on Jesus. Or basically he’s borrowed the name Jesus and a few of the events from Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John, and added […]
One question that I get more often than you might imagine is this: Hey, what’s the deal with Christian Nightmares? (You know, the Tumblr site/blog of mostly freakishly Christian videos that I repost a lot!) And while I have exchanged […]
I guess that’s Jesus. It is, right? UPDATE: I’ve been informed that THIS isn’t Jesus! It’s St. Francis. Thank you Caitlin. Which makes more sense… I think… Sent to me by Dan!
Thank you, Marcus, for sending this to me!
Found at Christian Nightmares!
… never let her talk. If this wasn’t so blatantly sexist, it would be funny. Found at Christian Nightmares!
It’s not easy being Christian and being funny. And stand-up is hard. The funniest thing about Christian might be is his FAQ page. But again, stand-up is hard. But it really helps if your jokes are funny. Think you could […]
Thank you Rachel Held Evans for sending me this t-shirt link!
Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy Well, let me be the first to say that the cute Hungarian couple in this video are LIARS! Heresy makers. And probably Rob Bell lovers. Why? Because that […]
HILARIOUS! And I must say… this video is the best use of “Dora the Explorer” ever… Sent to me by Dan!
I once told myself that I would never give advice about blogging. Why? Because it isn’t really my thing. And two, a lot of other people (who are much better at blogging than I am) offer blogging advice all the […]
Things get exciting and “spirit filled” around the 4-minute mark. Apparently the Greek word for again is ‘palin’… Oh oh oh boy. Via Dangerous Minds and American Jesus…
Found at Christian Nightmare!
This post is from My Daddy Blog… Last Sunday, like I always do, I left church during the last song to pick up Elias from the nursery. Crosspoint’s nursery wing is in a separate building from the auditorium. After I […]
Photo was sent/taken by David… in Milwaukee.
Christian Nightmares finds the best video clips. So how do you scare the Devil away? Well, according to Pastor Steve Munsey, Satan HATES the number seven! In the clip above, Steve uses Christian mumbo-jumbo (can I get an interpreter over […]
I’m not sure how Jay Caruso found my blog. But he did. And at some point he began to engage, which means he started leaving comments. Now, I don’t know if this is exactly true, but from my perspective, every […]
John Piper says that Bob Dylan got THIS right. What did Dylan get sooooooo right? His song ‘Gotta Serve Somebody’! Says Piper… In 1979 Bob Dylan recorded the song “Gotta Serve Somebody.” For those who listen with biblically informed ears […]
I love when “proof” is set to pop music–just makes it easier to soak in… don’t you think? Found at Christian Nightmares via here! LRA… this totally convinces you, right?!
Sent to me by Justin! And the photo was taken by Justin’s wife (name not given!).
I have no words. Found at Christian Nightmares.
Happy birthday to thee! Happy birthday to thee! Happy BIRTHday King Jame’s Version of the Bible… happy birthday to thee. Just in case you are a heathen who reads the NIV Bible or a demon who reads The Message Bible […]
Listen to this song. While it’s from a woman’s perspective, I think anybody will enjoy it. I met Canadian artist Miranda Stone in 2000 when I was managing Jammin Java. She played at JJs a couple times. Miranda sings good […]
Wow. Found at Christian Nightmares.
This United Methodist church in Colorado is so savvy. And it might work. I mean, if you still play organ music and your pews are hard wood… this could be one way to get the youngsters to attend and endure… […]
Sometimes I like taking scripture and retelling the story or rewriting the prose using my own words. This morning I was reading King Solomon’s familiar words in Ecclesiastes 3. I decided to write it down using my own… Good Days […]
If you define yourself as an evangelical, your first thought is probably: “Of course, not!” But Phil Zuckerman, a professor of sociology at Pitzer College in California, seems to think the answer is yes. Read his interesting reasons why at […]
Why can’t they just let the poor man pray to Allah? Found at Christian Nightmares.
This picture was taken in Miami Gardens, FL… Sent to me by @joeleastlick
Christian Nightmare is the ideal category for this video. PLEASE do not view this video if children are close enough to see or hear. I find manipulative videos like this to be the exact opposite of how “life” should be […]
I read this story on one of my favorite blogs–Gawker.com. The headline is catchy: Oprah fired me for talking about Jesus! While I believe this story could be true, I’m also skeptical since its source is Kitty Kelley, the well-known […]
…because God doesn’t know how to regect something. And God knows everything.
Found at Christian Nightmares.
Ed Young, pastor of Fellowship Bible Church in Dallas, announced the other day that HBO will be showing up tomorrow night at his church to tape a segment for the network’s upcoming documentary about sex. For the occasion, the church […]
This post was written by Adam Ellis. I originally thought I might write a response to all of the “controversy” surrounding Rob Bell and his forthcoming new book. I have appreciated Rob’s work over the years, and certainly feel the […]
As of noon, this was the list of “search terms” for today… Oh, and the last time I checked Rob’s book was #19 on Amazon.com.
Aw, I bet Pastor Ed would love to see Jesus wearing a Britney/Garth mic. Does this Jesus have braces? Or just really tiny teeth?
WATCH THE VIDEO… This girl seems very sweet. And worried for God’s people. I mean, this dream of hers really messed with her senses… But a part of me thinks the poor thing should also be on medication. I don’t […]
I tagged this “not safe for church” because I suppose technically two of these images are of women without shirts on. I guess those are women. (I’m not trying to be rude… I really can’t tell…) They are women, right? […]
This is hilarious… I love the Naked Pastor. For an explanation of this cartoon, click here. Thanks Ric for the heads up!
I love Rob Bell. And I especially love when Rob Bell releases a new book! And guess what? He’s releasing a new book at the end of March. And like all of Rob’s books (well, except that last one which […]
Found at Christian Nightmares.
The NRB (National Religious Broadcasters) Convention is being held in Nashville this weekend. A friend sent me a picture of his hotel key…
According to Christianity Today… …The 35-year-old’s inking was done in LA a few months ago by tattoo artist to the celebs, Mark Mahoney… And it features Jesus’s pubic hair! It took 12 hours in total and was completed over two […]
According to this post at CNN, Christians are being encouraged to adopt terrorists! No, not you would adopt/sponsor a child through World Vision or Compassion International. This adoption process only means that you would make an effort to pray for […]
Found at Christian Nightmares.
Found at Dangerous Minds.
According to Politico.com… Rick Santorum launched into a scathing attack on the left, charging during an appearance in South Carolina that the history of the Crusades has been corrupted by “the American left who hates Christendom.”“The idea that the Crusades […]
I love this sign. Found here.
I didn’t make this video. I have no idea if the facts included are accurate. It would not surprise me if they were true, at least, most of them… But I don’t know… but it’s interesting (and sad)… Thoughts? Found […]
Clay sent this to me. I tried to go to Westboro’s site myself and got this message… So… maybe… just maybe Anonymous is winning 1 to nothing. Or Westboro is busy adding more hate to their blog. Time will tell… […]
From People of Walmart and sent to me by Monica!
Pat Robertson offends me on many levels. I know… who cares, right? In this clip, Pat is preaching at a conference. After telling the crowd “Jesus IS IN THIS ROOM with us,” Pat goes on to say that, “If Jesus […]
‘WHY?’ certainly seems like the appropriate question… Would this be a Jesus Ent?
So… I was on iTunes, checking out the list of “Just Added” albums and singles when the above album caught my eye. Now, I’m not an expert on thuggin’ of any kind (at least, I don’t think I am), so […]
I must say, I’m surprised by the name. Neil? Really? At first glance, I was thinking Pam or Babs or something ambiguous like Rudy. But definitely not Neil. Now, just to be clear: I do not hate the man in […]
Awesome! Now I can figure out how far away God put all of the lies I’ve told… Well, if I was good at math.
Four months ago, when I traveled to Seoul for some vacation time (a visit that included going up to the DMZ and stepping into North Korea briefly), I visited the Korean War Memorial. It’s a gigantic monument, with a large […]
Wish Jesus would save the woman’s spelling–and not to mention, add some punctuation. And her word usage… witch? Like?!
But don’t do drugs! Found at Christian Nightmares.
So I’m officially confused. I don’t know if it was a hoax or just a half-hearted attempt by a few Anonymous members to scare WBC…. but late yesterday Anonymous released an “official” statement about the ordeal… Cancel that popcorn. Boo! […]
Google Alerts brought this to my attention, one blogger’s list of Twitter accounts that he/she thought people should follow. And guess what? I was one of them. Nice, huh? I thought so too! And for a split second I was […]
See? That really awful Christian “Coke” t-shirt was very influential… We should be proud! You can blame this jerk for the picture!
I found this story over at Unreasonable Faith, which is a fitting title for this story. Because as far as I can tell, Mike Beard–one of God’s GOPeeps (state representative in Minnesota)–does seem completely unreasonable (and seemingly, he lacks good […]
Found at Christian Nightmares! //
Thanks Joel for sending this to me! And as Joel commented in his tweet, somebody make some popcorn; this could be fun. You know, if I didn’t know better, I’d think that Westboro’s antics were satire.
Hacker-group “Anonymous” has issued the folks at Westboro Baptist Church a warning: Stop or else! Or else what?! Well, you can read their open letter to WBC for yourself… Open Letter to Westboro Baptist Church AN OPEN LETTER FROM ANONYMOUS […]
Is your dog real? Thank you Scott for sending this to me!
Christian Nightmares found this first!
Saw this over at The American Jesus (which is a fantastic blog, btw!). This is vintage Daystar… I love the part where he says, “don’t call and say you’re giving $300! Call and say you’re canceling the Devil’s assignment…” Have […]
Yesterday this story was showing up everywhere online and I saw it on the Today show this morning. An Iowa high school wrestler who was one of the favorites to win his weight class defaulted on his first-round state tournament […]
I’ll let you decide for yourself if this is real. Found & discussed here.
More so than most of these “Jesus” sightings, this one actually looks like the American “Jesus” we know and love. Story here. Found at Christian Nightmares!
Doing this audio book was a dream come true. Seriously. I’ll tell you about that later. But it was a really amazing experience… For now… please download the audio book of Churched FOR FREE! Share it with your friends! Tweet […]
Found at The American Jesus!
Found at Christian Nightmares!
Billy Ray Cyrus is interviewed in this month’s GQ. And it’s an interesting (and sobering) read. Here’s a snippet: Just before moving out to Los Angeles, the whole family had been baptized together by their pastor at the People’s Church […]
Found at Everything is Terrible!
RDS Choreography to “Brain Wash” by Nicole C. Mullen from Reconciliation Dance Studio on Vimeo. How do you “brain wash” your soul? Found at Christian Nightmares!
Watch the video! As I listened to what Ted says here, several random (non-related) thoughts come to mind. -I don’t dislike Ted. But often he seems to be a victim of “being Ted” more than anything else. -I agree: the […]
Church Lady Does Announcements from Vineyard Boise on Vimeo. Found at Christian Nightmares & Jesus and Squirrel
For the low price of $150 plus shipping you can purchase your very own piece of medium-sized brimstone from Sodom & Gomorrah ! That’s right; you can purchase remnants of God’s anger and judgment for a friend! Your mean-spirited mother? […]
I’m joking! No, really, I am joking. I’m sure Mary and Joseph were (are?) AMAZING parents. **This picture was sent to me by Michelle, a reader of this blog. The photo was taken in Connecticut.
Found at Everything is Terrible.
Featuring last night’s Grammy winner for Best New Artist Esperanza Spalding… (Via.)
Found at Christian Nightmares.
Another church is helping couples imagine what a spicy godly sex life can look like… And they’re using images of hot bodied non-Christians to get you in the mood. One of the sermons was preached by a former porn producer! […]
If you’re offended, send hate mail (or Tweets!) to THIS GUY! If you’re curious about the book, here’s the Amazon link…
I don’t know what to think about this. The person who sent this to me said that it was a science fair. And he could be right because I see a “gravity” display next to the boy’s right shoulder. But […]
The pictures are real. One of my Facebook friends (and reader of this blog) recently took her kids to Florida! Besides spending time with Mickey, Donald, Buzz, and Cinderella, she also visited TBN’s The Holy Lands (yes, believe it or […]
Lady Gaga’s brand new single released to radio today. “Born This Way” mentions God (or his pronoun) several times… It doesn’t matter if you love him, or capital H-I-M Just put your paws up ‘Cause you were Born This Way, […]
According to the Huffington Post… Glenn Beck delivered a message to his critics on his Thursday television show: “go to hell.” Beck’s comments came in the middle of a nearly 19-minute monologue where he continued his theory that the protests […]
Found at one of my favorite blogs, The American Jesus…
They just referred to God as an app…. Thanks to Melinda for sending this in!
The folks at Lifeway Christian Stores agree: You’re old enough to make difficult decisions like whether or not you should read Donald Miller’s “Blue Like Jazz.” And… you get to make that decision without Lifeway’s warning to “use your gift […]
Love James Blake’s blend of classic and electronic. You can hear Blake’s entire album here. Found at Dangerous Minds.
Icicle looks like Jesus: MyFoxBOSTON.com If you don’t want to watch the video… here’s the gist of the story: A man thinks THIS looks like “Jesus”… This picture was sent in to us by a viewer from Shrewsbury. He says […]
Image found at The American Jesus. You’ve probably heard: The Holy Catholic Church has blessed an iPhone App called “Confession”. If not, here’s the news link from the BBC. Some of its features include: -Custom examination of Conscience based upon […]
This is real. It was found at a church in Georgia. My favorite part is the “If HELL is your choice please discard” line (subtext being You, not the card, are about to self-destruct.)
So today I wrote this post… And I have a really cool update regarding that post’s final story, you know the one involving World Vision. Today, I received a response from the reader who wrote me the email last week […]
For three years, a forty-something man named Brian mentored me. Brian, an elder at the church I attended, and I met once a month to talk about life, career, relationship, and God. At the time I worked at Jammin Java, […]
The man in the video is Bryan Fischer of the American Family Association and as you can tell he really LOVES Native Americans. Mr. Fischer further explains his love for Native Americans his thoughts about Native Americans in an op-ed […]
…or does this make Jesus sound a little like a stalker.
So… he’s a member of Mercy Me? Sent to me by @leilaphelia!
While she probably doesn’t remember me, I know Betty Wiseman. She’s an amazing woman–she’s kind with a big heart for people. When I was at Belmont University, Ms. Wiseman was the Women’s Basketball Coach as well as the Square Dance […]
Jezebel (the blog, not that God awful queen in the Old Testament) offers us a sneak peek into what good fashionable correct Christian kids will be wearing this season! And of course, all of this year’s high-fashion involve t-shirts! Some […]
This is a scene from a British TV show called Outnumbered. I just love their little accents. They could ask me anything as long as they asked using those adorable English voices.
It’s a blanket! At least I think it’s a blanket.
And the nice guy is voiced by Kirk Cameron, and it was produced by Living Waters… I have a question. Those of you who align with Kirk’s basic theology, do you think this kind of method actually helps the “evangelical […]
Thanks to David for sending this in!
You’re welcome. And here’s the song he wrote to his wife, Caroline… So beautiful. You’re welcome again. Sent to me by this guy (he’s the jerk).
After watching this, you just know that John Hagee had to change his underwear. But in all seriousness, it is sort of strange. UFOs fascinate me. I know there’s probably a logical explanation for the sighting. But still, I like […]
A Bliss Bash! I so want to (WHOA!) go to his (Pfft. Pfft. Pfft.) conference and see this (Giggity Giggity) insanity for myself. Toward the end of this commercial, he actually Cock-A-Doodle-Doos. But seriously, is this guy real? What is […]
Sent to me by M. J. Towers…
Thank you to Brent for sending this to me!
Hahahaha…. I’m sure he’s a nice guy. He looks nice. And he smiles a lot. But some nice guys who smile a lot shouldn’t sing… …Or wear pink suits. …Or do sudden break dancing moves (maybe he has Dance Turrets?). […]
Wow. This clipping was Tweeted to me by Jonathan. And then I Googled the headline… and it seems to be real.
I sort of like the commercial…
Cameron Strang, publisher of Relevant magazine, wrote a great piece about President Obama and the National Prayer Breakfast. “And it was through that experience working with pastors and laypeople trying to heal the wounds of hurting neighborhoods that I came […]
Found at Christian Nightmares
This is one positive story among the thousands of scary ones coming out of Egypt. Pictured here are a group of Christians encircling/protecting a group of Muslims. They formed the circle so their Muslim friends could spend time in prayer. […]
This post is from My Daddy Blog. Dear Adelyne, Your momma and I saw you this morning. We saw you once before, but you were moody and not being cooperative for the camera (which is something you’ll have to get […]