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A Baptist mom meets the Black Eyed Peas…

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Aw… my mom dances like that, too. A Baptist mom meets the Black Eyed Peas… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

A Baptist mom meets the Black Eyed Peas… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

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Pat Robertson blasts SNL over Jesus, Tebow skit!

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Hmm. SNL has poked fun with Jesus before… Chances are, Pat wouldn’t have said anything about this skit had it not been poking fun at Tebow… SNL has used “Jesus” in skits many many times. There seems to be a double standard among some Christians when the religious satire or critique or punch lines involve […]

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Pirates, bubbles, and Jesus

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Merry Christmas… Pirates, bubbles, and Jesus is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Pirates, bubbles, and Jesus is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

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Bad nativity…

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@gveitinger Bad nativity… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Bad nativity… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian song of the day… (a real toe tapper!)

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You’re welcome. Thank you Richard! Christian song of the day… (a real toe tapper!) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian song of the day… (a real toe tapper!) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Download a FREE Christmas song from @Jennifer_Knapp!

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Jennifer Knapp is giving away her recording of What Child is This for free! Download a FREE Christmas song from @Jennifer_Knapp! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Download a FREE Christmas song from @Jennifer_Knapp! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus picture of the day! #Tebow

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Thank you, Ric! Jesus picture of the day! #Tebow is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus picture of the day! #Tebow is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

SNL: Tebow meets Jesus

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Just in case you missed it. Oh, and in case you didn’t know… SNL: Tebow meets Jesus is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

SNL: Tebow meets Jesus is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian sign of the day!

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Found at Christian Nightmares. Christian sign of the day! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian sign of the day! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Worst name for a Christian bookstore ever?!

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Blog reader, Chris, found this. You can read more here. Worst name for a Christian bookstore ever?! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Worst name for a Christian bookstore ever?! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

My favorite books, television, and music of 2011!

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Amazon.com Widgets What are some of your favorites?! My favorite books, television, and music of 2011! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

My favorite books, television, and music of 2011! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

WTF: Here’s your Tim Tebow Christmas card

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Wouldn’t want to offend Tim’s disciples, so I’ll keep my thoughts to this one passive aggressive sentence (I’m Tebowing right now for his early retirement). Merry Tebowmas! Thank you Jeff! SOURCE WTF: Here’s your Tim Tebow Christmas card is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

WTF: Here’s your Tim Tebow Christmas card is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Your favorite worship-song singing dancer is back!

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Remember Michael P. Vigilante?! Here’s a new song! Merry Christmas. Christian Nightmares found this. Your favorite worship-song singing dancer is back! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Your favorite worship-song singing dancer is back! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Are YOU prepared for 2012? (HINT: You’re not)

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My friend Jason Boyett has released his first ebook, a pocketguide to 2012! And for a very limited time you can download it for only $1.99! Here’s why you should buy it. 1.) Jason is a damn good writer. He’s witty, intelligent, and far more skilled (as a writer) than most authors with Christian publishing […]

Are YOU prepared for 2012? (HINT: You’re not) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Virgin Mary’s pregnancy test…

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And yes, you probably remember this church’s billboard from 2009. SOURCE. Greg sent this to me Virgin Mary’s pregnancy test… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Virgin Mary’s pregnancy test… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

THIS is how to tell The Christmas Story

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Found at The Mom Creative! THIS is how to tell The Christmas Story is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

THIS is how to tell The Christmas Story is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

This seems mean (and unintelligent) even for a Baptist church…

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I pray it’s fake. Christian Nightmare. This seems mean (and unintelligent) even for a Baptist church… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

This seems mean (and unintelligent) even for a Baptist church… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian Facebook status of the day… #Tebow

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Christian Facebook status of the day… #Tebow is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian Facebook status of the day… #Tebow is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

O-Bama Night: THIS will be the most disturbing nativity you’ll see all season…

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A unicorn, baby Jesus, and a naked President Obama… Happy Holidays. This portrayal is painted by Dan Lacey. You can find out more about him here. You can bid on this painting here. Sent to me by Tyler. O-Bama Night: THIS will be the most disturbing nativity you’ll see all season… is a post from: […]

O-Bama Night: THIS will be the most disturbing nativity you’ll see all season… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus is the reason for…

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Happy Holidays… Jesus is the reason for… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus is the reason for… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

‘Jesus’ responds to new Rick Perry ad… (FunnyOrDie)

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Jesus Responds to Rick Perry’s “Strong” Ad from DC Pierson ‘Jesus’ responds to new Rick Perry ad… (FunnyOrDie) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

‘Jesus’ responds to new Rick Perry ad… (FunnyOrDie) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Do you know what Jesus would say if he was having coffee with you at your kitchen table this morning? I do.

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Do you know what Jesus would say if he was having coffee with you at your kitchen table this morning? I do. is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Do you know what Jesus would say if he was having coffee with you at your kitchen table this morning? I do. is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

‘Christian politics’ of the day…

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According to The Daily Beast… In a new ad airing in Iowa, Rick Perry accuses President Obama of a “war on religion” while asking why gays can serve in the military but children can’t pray in school. “You don’t need to sit in a pew every Sunday to know there’s something wrong in this country […]

‘Christian politics’ of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jon Stewart’s War on CHRISTmas

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The Daily Show with Jon Stewart Get More: Daily Show Full Episodes,Political Humor & Satire Blog,The Daily Show on Facebook The Daily Show with Jon Stewart Get More: Daily Show Full Episodes,Political Humor & Satire Blog,The Daily Show on Facebook Jon Stewart’s War on CHRISTmas is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jon Stewart’s War on CHRISTmas is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Church sign of the day!

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Thank you Ben. Church sign of the day! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Church sign of the day! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Parenting Elias is AMAZING 98% of the time (what I’m learning from the other 2%)

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Elias is three-and-a-half. I love this age. Elias is wide-eyed. He’s curious. He’s hilarious. He’s kind to his baby sister. He’s full of wonder. He’s patient. He respects others. Seriously, he is a really good kid… …98% of the time. And then roughly 2% of the time, he’s acts like a socially misfit little demon […]

Parenting Elias is AMAZING 98% of the time (what I’m learning from the other 2%) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Wait ’till we get our Fundies on you… (this is hilarious)

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Found at Faith Palm. Wait ’till we get our Fundies on you… (this is hilarious) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Wait ’till we get our Fundies on you… (this is hilarious) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Do you like Mark Driscoll? This post is for you.

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A friend of mine saw this ad on Facebook and sent it to me. So I did a Google search and found MissionalWear.com, an online store for Reformed people… There’s even a set of beer glasses… Do you know somebody who LOVES Jonathan Edwards? There’s even a gift for it to enjoy. Find all of […]

Do you like Mark Driscoll? This post is for you. is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian product of the day…

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And what about that product placement?! Christian product of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian product of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

True Christmas Spirit (a blog post)

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The true spirit of Christmas. That’s the topic that World Vision asked me to blog about. From today through December 20th, as a part of World Vision’s 12 Blogs of Christmas, more than 20 bloggers from various walks of life will be posting their own ideas about the “true spirit of Christmas” on their blogs […]

True Christmas Spirit (a blog post) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

God’s ‘Brick House’-Christian song of the day…

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Found at Christian Nightmares. God’s ‘Brick House’-Christian song of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

God’s ‘Brick House’-Christian song of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Rick Perry isn’t afraid to advertise his faith…

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Found at Christian Nightmares. Rick Perry isn’t afraid to advertise his faith… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Rick Perry isn’t afraid to advertise his faith… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Sexist Christian of the day…

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SOURCE Sexist Christian of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Sexist Christian of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Man flirts with God…

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This looks interesting… ACCORDING TO THE BACKCOVER COPY: When a health scare puts him in the hospital, Eric Weiner-an agnostic by default-finds himself tangling with an unexpected question, posed to him by a well-meaning nurse. “Have you found your God yet?” The thought of it nags him, and prods him-and ultimately launches him on a […]

Man flirts with God… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian product of the day…

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Thank you Holly. Christian product of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian product of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Today my friend (a pastor) received this handwritten WARNING…

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This letter puts then “mental” in fundamental. But it also puts the “fun” in there, too… I searched “Blood Moons” on Youtube… here’s the video that’s referred to in the letter… PART ONE… And here’s PART TWO… Oh… and I love that he mentions how many views “lady gaga’s” videos have gotten… Today my friend […]

Today my friend (a pastor) received this handwritten WARNING… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Sex & Shame (use discretion when reading this post)

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The above film is rated NC-17. The trailer is probably PG-13. Please use discretion when viewing. In an interview with Steve McQueen, Shame‘s director, Newsweek called Shame a “brilliant psychosexual drama.” While I only THINK I know what that means, the interview with the director was interesting… When Steve McQueen first heard of sex addiction […]

Sex & Shame (use discretion when reading this post) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Interacial couple not welcome at Kentucky church…

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Interacial couple not welcome at Kentucky church… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Interacial couple not welcome at Kentucky church… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Bible BINGO

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Thank you Joey. Bible BINGO is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Bible BINGO is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Joel Osteen to become reality TV star?

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That’s right. Joel has signed a deal with Mark Burnett to create a reality TV show about mission trips with his church members… (CBS/AP) Houston televangelist Joel Osteen is a preacher, lecturer and author. Soon, he’ll add reality TV star to his accomplishments. The leader of a Texas megachurch, whose Sunday services are broadcast to […]

Joel Osteen to become reality TV star? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Virgins…

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Virgins… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Virgins… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Church encourages HIV patients to stop treatment

posted by mpt

Sometimes it’s difficult to see God amid all of this sort of bullshit. And I’m growing weary of this kind of “Pentecostal” bullshit that seems to be thriving in some places of the world. Every one of us should be calling this sort of spiritual abuse for what it is… bullshit. Anyway, here’s the story… […]

Church encourages HIV patients to stop treatment is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Vote ‘Christian’ in 2012!

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Wait. I thought 2008′s election was the most important election in our lifetime? And before that, it was 2004′s presidential election. But now the most important election is 2012′s Republican presidential primary. And then I’m sure it will be 2012′s general presidential election… “Most important of our lifetime” just means “the election that happens next”… […]

Vote ‘Christian’ in 2012! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus heals iPhones…

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This photo was taken in New Orleans. Jesus heals iPhones… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus heals iPhones… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Telling lies on behalf of Jesus… (a blog post)

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A few years ago I was asked to write an essay for a newsletter. The purpose of this newsletter was to inspire and encourage people to trust God with their lives. The editor asked me to write about the first time I tried running four years after my legs had been severely injured in an […]

Telling lies on behalf of Jesus… (a blog post) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Just when you thought the Snuggie couldn’t get any worse…

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… the Snuggie asks Jesus into its fleece and calls itself “The COVERED IN PRAYER” blanket? Yuck. Thank you Jessica… Just when you thought the Snuggie couldn’t get any worse… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Just when you thought the Snuggie couldn’t get any worse… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

WATCH THIS: Vince Gill & Sting (AMAZING)

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Tags: If I Ever Lose My Faith in You (From CMT Crossroads), Sting, Sting Videos “If I Ever Lose My Faith in You” Tags: Liza Jane (From CMT Crossroads), Vince Gill, Vince Gill Videos “Liza Jane” Tags: Fields of Gold (From CMT Crossroads), Vince Gill, Vince Gill Videos “Fields of Gold” What a brilliant pairing… […]

WATCH THIS: Vince Gill & Sting (AMAZING) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Why you should date your church (a blog post)

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One of the church’s long-standing dirty little secrets is the weird dynamics of membership. People have debated the necessity of church membership for centuries and continue to do so today. Books like “Stop Dating the Church” scold those with commitment issues, insisting you cannot really be part of the body of Christ unless you join […]

Why you should date your church (a blog post) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian product of the day…

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Sent to me by Brian. Christian product of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian product of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Pat Robertson fumbles again…

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Oh Pat. Oh Pat… Regarding a segment where Condi Rice mentions that her favorite Thanksgiving dish was Macaroni & Cheese, Pat said… “What is this mac-and-cheese? Is it a black thing?” Oh Pat… please retire. For the love of God, retire… SOURCE Pat Robertson fumbles again… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Pat Robertson fumbles again… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

A church play fails… (and it’s awesome)

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Christian Nightmares. A church play fails… (and it’s awesome) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

A church play fails… (and it’s awesome) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

God transports man from Florida to China…

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Christian Nightmares. God transports man from Florida to China… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

God transports man from Florida to China… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian truck of the day…

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Thank you Kaci. Christian truck of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian truck of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

If we allow gay marriage, some women will marry The Eiffel Tower?

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Ooh, can I marry the Statue of Liberty… The excuses/reasons for being against gay marriage just keep getting more pathetic. Found at Joe. My. God. If we allow gay marriage, some women will marry The Eiffel Tower? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

If we allow gay marriage, some women will marry The Eiffel Tower? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus spoke Christianese?

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Sent to me by Jonathan. Jesus spoke Christianese? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus spoke Christianese? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Thanksgiving with Jesus…

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Thanksgiving with Jesus… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Thanksgiving with Jesus… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Cute face…

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Cute face… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Cute face… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Handcrafted gift ideas for that Jesus-loving fanatic in your life…

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Handmade Jesus items are difficult to find unless you’re at Cracker Barrel. But thanks to Etsy.com, your place to buy and sell all things handmade, vintage, and supplies, finding our Lord and Savior handmade into fun & creative gift items is easier than ever. Here are a few of my favorites… Send all of your […]

Handcrafted gift ideas for that Jesus-loving fanatic in your life… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

A Waiter’s Rant: It’s not funny being a waiter…

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SOURCE A Waiter’s Rant: It’s not funny being a waiter… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

A Waiter’s Rant: It’s not funny being a waiter… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

One pastor’s statistics about homosexuals…

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Wow. According to this guy, 50% of all murders in large cities are committed by homosexuals. Do you think he REALLY believes that? Unreal Found at Christian Nightmare. One pastor’s statistics about homosexuals… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

One pastor’s statistics about homosexuals… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian truck of the day…

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Christian truck of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian truck of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Pastor Ed Young’s ‘Sexperiment’ wants to put the ping back in your pong… (*shivers*)

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Thank you Jenny. Pastor Ed Young’s ‘Sexperiment’ wants to put the ping back in your pong… (*shivers*) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Pastor Ed Young’s ‘Sexperiment’ wants to put the ping back in your pong… (*shivers*) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Taking Mark Driscoll’s name in vain…

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Disclaimer. This post is not about Mark Driscoll. I’m sorry. I know you’re disappointed. To be honest, I only used Mark’s name to get you to come here. Some of you never visit my blog unless Mark’s name is in the title. I know what you’re thinking: WTM? Love him or hate him or hate […]

Taking Mark Driscoll’s name in vain… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Tebow or not Tebow

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An op-ed piece in one of Nashville’s local newspapers suggests that Tim Tebow might be the most polarizing American athlete since Mohammad Ali. While that might be a stretch, it does seem like a lot of people are chatting about America’s love/hate relationship with Tim Tebow. Googling “Tim Tebow polarizing” produces a multitude of features, […]

Tebow or not Tebow is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian sign of the day

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Christian sign of the day is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian sign of the day is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Four conservative women chatting about ‘Gays, Muslims, & Gay Muslims’

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This talk show is an insult to every conservative woman I know… well, all except two of the conservative women I know… Still, very sad. SOURCE Four conservative women chatting about ‘Gays, Muslims, & Gay Muslims’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Four conservative women chatting about ‘Gays, Muslims, & Gay Muslims’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

A T-SHIRT GIVEAWAY: Win a Jedidiah Clothing designed t-shirt!

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GIVEN is brand new clothing line designed by the creative people at Jedidiah Clothing on behalf of World Vision. And as a longtime World Vision supporter, I’ve been given the opportunity to give one lucky (blessed?) blog reader the opportunity to win a GIVEN t-shirt of their choice! And the t-shirt designs are pretty awesome. […]

A T-SHIRT GIVEAWAY: Win a Jedidiah Clothing designed t-shirt! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian school teacher caught masturbating in class (behind podium)

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According to Chicago’s CBS affiliate… A teacher at a suburban Christian school has been charged with a felony, after he was fired for allegedly masturbating behind a podium while teaching class. On Nov. 11, Schaumburg police said that a student reported to a teacher that the student had observed Laduke engaged in what appeared to […]

Christian school teacher caught masturbating in class (behind podium) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian car of the day…

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Jesus should give parking lessons. Christian car of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian car of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Tim Tebow’s Jesus Jersey

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Omar sent me this. SOURCE Tim Tebow’s Jesus Jersey is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Tim Tebow’s Jesus Jersey is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

FLASHBACK…

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FLASHBACK… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

FLASHBACK… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

FLASHBACK…

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FLASHBACK… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

FLASHBACK… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian gravestone of the day…

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Christian gravestone of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian gravestone of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Teen Mania Exposed

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Teen Mania Exposed is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Teen Mania Exposed is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

What many of America’s churches have in common with Penn State (a blog post)

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Thomas L. Day wrote a fascinating post about the Penn State debacle for Washington Post‘s On Faith blog. The post begins… I’m 31, an Iraq war veteran, a Penn State graduate, a Catholic, a native of State College, acquaintance of Jerry Sandusky’s, and a product of his Second Mile foundation. And I have fully lost […]

What many of America’s churches have in common with Penn State (a blog post) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus is everywhere you want to be…

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How do you interpret this image? Jesus is everywhere you want to be… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus is everywhere you want to be… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian sign of the day…

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Wait. But what if you’re Canadian? SOURCE Christian sign of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian sign of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Meet Utah’s ‘Jesus Model’…

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  Christian Nightmares… Meet Utah’s ‘Jesus Model’… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Meet Utah’s ‘Jesus Model’… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian sign of the day

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Thank you Brandon. Christian sign of the day is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian sign of the day is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Caption THIS…

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Caption THIS… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Caption THIS… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Michigan’s Christian Dentist

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I once had a dentist witness to me during a root canal. His hands were in my mouth, so I wasn’t able to tell him that I already knew about why Jesus died on the cross. He also shared with me his views on the war in Iraq… But there was no Christian music… Michigan’s […]

Michigan’s Christian Dentist is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

James Dobson: God will stop blessing America if…

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Christian fundamentalists need a new message. What Dobson says here is nearly word for word what I’ve heard evangelical Republicans say my entire life. In a nutshell, it’s the propaganda of fear. The idea that, if we don’t do this, God won’t do that. I’m tired of being fed fear. SOURCE James Dobson: God will […]

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Trick or Treat: A Christian group hands out fetus dolls with Halloween treats…

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Read the story here. Some people are so strange… Trick or Treat: A Christian group hands out fetus dolls with Halloween treats… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Trick or Treat: A Christian group hands out fetus dolls with Halloween treats… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Osteen Offers O Ovation…

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Found at Christian Nightmares. Osteen Offers O Ovation… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Osteen Offers O Ovation… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Two things every American should know how to use?

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This is one of those images that’s being spread around on Facebook. A friend sent it to me after one of his pastor friends posted it to his walls. Two things every American should know how to use? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Two things every American should know how to use? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

God, Jesus, & the Holy Ghost are TRIPLETS!?

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And they collect the heads of small children. How lovely. God, Jesus, & the Holy Ghost are TRIPLETS!? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

God, Jesus, & the Holy Ghost are TRIPLETS!? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Caption THIS…

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Caption THIS… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Caption THIS… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Pastor Ed Young LOVES his earthly treasures…

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For a good response to Pastor Ed’s message, go here. Pastor Ed Young LOVES his earthly treasures… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Pastor Ed Young LOVES his earthly treasures… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian Zombie Killers (a book for teens)

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Christian Zombie Killers (a book for teens) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian Zombie Killers (a book for teens) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

A ‘holy home improvement’…

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Another Jesus sighting has occurred. This time in Mississippi. According to Action News 5… A Mid-South family says an image of Jesus formed on a freshly painted wall of their house. Wendy Brady’s specialty is finishing walls with a technique she calls Mississippi Mud. “I’ve been doing this for many years,” she said Friday Baker […]

A ‘holy home improvement’… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian fundamentalists of the day…

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Maybe they’re being funny? I would like to think they’re just being funny. Then again, I was taught that “hand-holding leads to babies…” Christian fundamentalists of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian fundamentalists of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Tennessee Christians to start ‘Occupy the Altar’

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This doesn’t even shock me. SOURCE Tennessee Christians to start ‘Occupy the Altar’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Tennessee Christians to start ‘Occupy the Altar’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Church sends family a ‘letter of excommunication’…

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Do you guys think this is real? SOURCE. SECOND SOURCE. Church sends family a ‘letter of excommunication’… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Church sends family a ‘letter of excommunication’… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Caption this…

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Caption this… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Caption this… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

A few words for my baby girl, Adeline…

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The music is the theme for the British show (on PBS here), Downton Abbey…. A few words for my baby girl, Adeline… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

A few words for my baby girl, Adeline… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian truck of the day…

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My friend Dana sent this to me! Christian truck of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian truck of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Fundamnetalist performs book investigation at Wal-mart

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A YouTube user named “GodGunsGutsGlory4KJV” offers us his take on the filthy God-forsaken teen and Christian book sections at Wal-mart. SOURCE. This link was sent to me by JC. Fundamnetalist performs book investigation at Wal-mart is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Fundamnetalist performs book investigation at Wal-mart is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Caption THIS…

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Caption THIS… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Caption THIS… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

When truly amazing authors write unbeliebably questionable books…

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I refuse to belieb? that Cathleen wrote this book voluntarily. I’m sure she was drugged or temporarily became insane (and uncool) or went completely broke and was somehow forced to pen this title… Because… Cathleen Falsani is an amazing writer. She’s award winning. I love you, Cathleen. You know that, right? I really do. And […]

When truly amazing authors write unbeliebably questionable books… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Currently listening to…

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John Mark McMillan’s album “Economy” is out today… Florence & the Machine’s new album “Ceremonials” is out today, too. What new music are you listening to? Currently listening to… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Currently listening to… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Fasting or Eating Disorder?

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Dangerous Minds posted this. The above video is from February 2009: That’s when the woman featured in the clip began her first 40-day fast. Well, this year, she decided to do THREE consecutive (almost consecutive) 40-day fasts. According to the woman… I am beginning a 40 day fast, and if possible, the 1st 40 day […]

Fasting or Eating Disorder? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

This made my day…

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Hymns & Sacred Songs by Leigh Nash (one of my favorite vocalists) releases on November 15. You can listen to samples of the songs at Amazon. This made my day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

This made my day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

A Good Buzz

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Elias had his Halloween party yesterday. I wish you could have seen how excited he was to be “Buzz.” When he got to school, he ran down the hallways shouting, “To infinity and beyond…” I’m so grateful that I get to be his daddy. A Good Buzz is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

A Good Buzz is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Church sign of the day…

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Source. Church sign of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Church sign of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Single Christian female seeks ‘Christian man partner’ (but there’s a catch…)

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Found here and here. Single Christian female seeks ‘Christian man partner’ (but there’s a catch…) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Single Christian female seeks ‘Christian man partner’ (but there’s a catch…) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Talk-show host Bill Bennett to save America’s men (with a book)

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I don’t know who Bill Bennett is, but according to his website, Bill Bennett’s a big deal. (UPDATE: I actually am familiar with Bill–my brain wasn’t working this morning… forgive me.) In the above video, Bill Bennett chats with Pat Robertson about what’s ruined America’s men… all of this is in support of Bill’s new […]

Talk-show host Bill Bennett to save America’s men (with a book) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

THE long-awaited follow-up interview with Christian Nightmares: YOUR questions, Christian Nightmares’ answers

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Remember this interview? You know, the one I did with the man behind the Christian Nightmares blog? Remember how there was supposed to be follow-up questions from Jesus Needs New PR readers? Well, both Christian Nightmares (CN) and I sort of forgot to do that. And both of us are very sorry for the six […]

THE long-awaited follow-up interview with Christian Nightmares: YOUR questions, Christian Nightmares’ answers is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Happy Jesusween from ‘The Colbert Report’

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The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c War on Halloween – Costume Swapping & Jesus Ween www.colbertnation.com Colbert Report Full Episodes Political Humor & Satire Blog Video Archive Colbert’s writers are so good/hilarious. SOURCE Happy Jesusween from ‘The Colbert Report’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Happy Jesusween from ‘The Colbert Report’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian song of the day: ‘Follow A Leader (Rick Perry for President)’

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SOURCE. Christian song of the day: ‘Follow A Leader (Rick Perry for President)’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian song of the day: ‘Follow A Leader (Rick Perry for President)’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jon Stewart on ‘that guy’ Pat Robertson…

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Jon Stewart on ‘that guy’ Pat Robertson… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jon Stewart on ‘that guy’ Pat Robertson… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus Body found in Japan!

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The secret to getting hot like Jesus is in these diet pills. Why wait until Heaven to have Jesus Body when you can fly to Japan and buy these pills and have Jesus Body now? I’ve always heard that first century Jews were hot, especially the ones with British accents. A British accent makes anything […]

Jesus Body found in Japan! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Coming soon: A documentary about ‘fertility stewardship’

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Blessings Missed Trailer from Family Gravity Media on Vimeo. You can learn more about this film at www.BlessingsMissed.com… Found at Christian Nightmares… Coming soon: A documentary about ‘fertility stewardship’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Coming soon: A documentary about ‘fertility stewardship’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Awful Jesus junk of the day…

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Awful Jesus junk of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Awful Jesus junk of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Something I love about my church…

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Serving Saturday // 10.29.2011 from Cross Point Church on Vimeo. People serve people. Without agenda. Without expectation. People simply serve. My church isn’t perfect, but a lot of good things happen because of Cross Point’s people. Something I love about my church… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Something I love about my church… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Fundies dating fundies…

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I found this video at Stuff Fundies Like. It’s a promotional video for a new dating site for people who are “King James-only” Christians. According to the King James Bible Singles website… This site is for independent fundamental Baptist King-James-Bible-believing Christians who would like a husband or wife, but haven’t found the right person in […]

Fundies dating fundies… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Taylor Swift ‘Dares You To Move’

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Bless her heart. I like Taylor. But hearing her sing flat grows old fast. Again, I like her. Just wish she sang on key once in a while. Taylor Swift ‘Dares You To Move’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Taylor Swift ‘Dares You To Move’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Matthew & Jessica: Our love story…

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Tomorrow is Jessica and my wedding anniversary. In 2004, we married at a church in Milwaukee. Surrounded by 200 people, family and friends, we committed our souls to love, hope, and forgive each other until death takes one of us home. I met Jessica while I was working at CCM. The first time we chatted, […]

Matthew & Jessica: Our love story… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Caption this…

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Caption this… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Caption this… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Driscoll’s Mars Hill taking legal action against another ‘Mars Hill’ church…

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Is your church named Mars Hill? Well, if Seattle’s Mars Hill Church has anything to do with it, you might have to change it soon. Why? Because Mark Driscoll, king of the ‘Mars Hill’, wants to be king of America’s only “Mars Hill.” At least, that’s the story according to THIS blog post, written by […]

Driscoll’s Mars Hill taking legal action against another ‘Mars Hill’ church… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Pro-Life-O-Lantern

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Pro-Life-O-Lantern is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Pro-Life-O-Lantern is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

New song from Imogen Heap: Minds Without Fear

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New song from Imogen Heap: Minds Without Fear is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

New song from Imogen Heap: Minds Without Fear is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

The Right To Love: A documentary about gay family values

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My friend Cassie Jaye and her production company Jayebird Productions are preparing to release a new documentary, The Right To Love: An American Family. You might remember that, I “starred” (well, I appeared) in Cassie’s last documentary Daddy I Do. Daddy I Do went on to win a slew of awards, including “Best Documentary” at […]

The Right To Love: A documentary about gay family values is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Protest those dirty evolutionists!

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My Satanism-causing evolutionist friends over at Unreasonable Faith found this document. **A portion of that first sentence is a joke. Anyway, the racist folks at Unreasonable Faith speculate that the top document is real and that the bottom document is fake. Thoughts? Protest those dirty evolutionists! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Protest those dirty evolutionists! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

The Republican gospel to the poor?

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The above video stars Ralph Reed. As you might know, as the leader of the Christian Coalition, Ralph was an influential political leader in the 1990s. Today, as the leader of the Faith and Freedom Coalition, Reed said… The sad thing is that we as a nation have lost our way and we began to […]

The Republican gospel to the poor? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Shesus Christ…

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Shesus Christ… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Shesus Christ… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

WHAT THE…. THIS is how to teach your kids God’s laws!

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This has to be satire. Seriously? It must be. Sent to me by Douglas. WHAT THE…. THIS is how to teach your kids God’s laws! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

WHAT THE…. THIS is how to teach your kids God’s laws! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Speak up (you’re not alone)

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The following post is by my friend (and frequent reader of this blog) Alise D. Wright. If we met in real life, within just a few minutes you would realize that you will never, ever have a problem hearing me. I have what some might call a distinct voice. Most will probably just call it […]

Speak up (you’re not alone) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian t-shirt of the day…

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Christian t-shirt of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian t-shirt of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

On Family Feud, a pastor’s wife names something she puts in her mouth but doesn’t swallow…

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At least she was honest… Found at Christian Nightmares. On Family Feud, a pastor’s wife names something she puts in her mouth but doesn’t swallow… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

On Family Feud, a pastor’s wife names something she puts in her mouth but doesn’t swallow… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Church sign of the day…

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Found at Christian Nightmares. Church sign of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Church sign of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Are YOU making a covenant with DEATH & HELL?

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Jeffrey sent this to me… Are YOU making a covenant with DEATH & HELL? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Are YOU making a covenant with DEATH & HELL? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus joins Occupy London rally

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Sent to me by Phil… Jesus joins Occupy London rally is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus joins Occupy London rally is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

THIS is what happens when Americans interpret the analogies of Jesus…

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Jesus must groan to see his “fishers of men” analogy taken so literally (and incorrectly). Thoughts?! Marianne sent this to me… THIS is what happens when Americans interpret the analogies of Jesus… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

THIS is what happens when Americans interpret the analogies of Jesus… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Church sign of the day

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The Lords are angry. And probably fanning their faces with church bulletins. Thank you, Mark Paul, for sending this to me. Church sign of the day is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Church sign of the day is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

WATCH THIS: What do YOU pray for?

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So… what do YOU pray for? PARENTS: This video contains some language… Thank you, Scott, for sending this… WATCH THIS: What do YOU pray for? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

WATCH THIS: What do YOU pray for? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

In his new book, Pat Buchanan predicts America’s suicide

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First of all, who the heck is Patrick J. Buchanan?! And secondly, is Pat Buchanan still relevant? Maybe he’s relevant to the 62 people who watch MSBNC on a regular basis. But to the rest of us? Obviously, somebody must think his words/opinions matter, because the man sells a boatload of books… I tend to […]

In his new book, Pat Buchanan predicts America’s suicide is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

A Luther-O-Lantern

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A Luther-O-Lantern is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

A Luther-O-Lantern is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

How to tick off your Bible professor

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How to tick off your Bible professor is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

How to tick off your Bible professor is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Funny (and interesting)…

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What the flock?! I have no idea if the information presented above is true. I’m not a farmer and have never met an openly gay sheep. Have you? Found here! Funny (and interesting)… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Funny (and interesting)… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Our favorite Fundamentalist Pastor explains the Big Bang…

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Our favorite Fundamentalist Pastor explains the Big Bang… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Our favorite Fundamentalist Pastor explains the Big Bang… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Church sign of the day…

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Good to know. Church sign of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Church sign of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus tattoo of the day

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Jesus tattoo of the day is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus tattoo of the day is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

‘Christian’ book title of the day!

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Thank you Adam… ‘Christian’ book title of the day! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

‘Christian’ book title of the day! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Caption this…

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Caption this… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Caption this… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Mark Driscoll offers more context on how much ‘God hates you’…

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Yeah. This doesn’t change much. God still hates some of you. REALLY hates some of you. And Mark’s version of Reformed theology still sucks. Thank you Matt, for sending this to me! Mark Driscoll offers more context on how much ‘God hates you’… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Mark Driscoll offers more context on how much ‘God hates you’… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

WARNING: This might make you think bad thoughts…

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I’m posting this video without any context, and I suspect nobody will complain because it doesn’t feature Mark Driscoll. Christian Nightmares. WARNING: This might make you think bad thoughts… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

WARNING: This might make you think bad thoughts… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Mark Driscoll: ‘God Hates You’

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Thank you, Zack… The quote is here… Some of you, God hates you. Some of you, God is sick of you. God is frustrated with you. God is wearied by you. God has suffered long enough with you. He doesn’t think you’re cute. He doesn’t think it’s funny. He doesn’t think your excuse is “meritous” […]

Mark Driscoll: ‘God Hates You’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Doves, Ducks, Geese, & Jesus!

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Doves, Ducks, Geese, & Jesus! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Doves, Ducks, Geese, & Jesus! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Do you have your own personal angel? Does it have the face of a cat?

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THANK YOU CHRISTIAN NIGHTMARES… Do you have your own personal angel? Does it have the face of a cat? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Do you have your own personal angel? Does it have the face of a cat? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

DID YOU KNOW THIS? Pokemon are ‘Oriental Demons’…

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Wow. Thank you, Juanjo, for sending this to me… DID YOU KNOW THIS? Pokemon are ‘Oriental Demons’… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

DID YOU KNOW THIS? Pokemon are ‘Oriental Demons’… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

This is how you celebrate Jesusween!

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Found at Christian Nightmares. This is how you celebrate Jesusween! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

This is how you celebrate Jesusween! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Mark Your Calendars: October 31st is Jesusween!

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Not kidding. Click here for more info. Thank you Dangerous Minds for finding this… Mark Your Calendars: October 31st is Jesusween! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Mark Your Calendars: October 31st is Jesusween! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

TASTY: Jesus Harvest Seeds

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Just in time for Halloween October… TASTY: Jesus Harvest Seeds is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

TASTY: Jesus Harvest Seeds is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

I REALLY tried to ignore this…

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I tried to ignore this because it’s W*stB*r*… which in my opinion, isn’t a church or “Christian”. They are basically one family that has managed to wiggle their way into America’s popular culture using hate, God, and the funerals of good Americans (famous and otherwise)… And I guess I’m tired of giving the Ph*lps family, […]

I REALLY tried to ignore this… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

WOW: Christian Facebook status of the day…

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SOURCE. Thank you Karen. WOW: Christian Facebook status of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

WOW: Christian Facebook status of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

THIS will likely be the worst ‘Christian’ thing you see all day…

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You’re welcome. Christian Nightmares found this. THIS will likely be the worst ‘Christian’ thing you see all day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

THIS will likely be the worst ‘Christian’ thing you see all day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian billboard of the day…

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SOURCE. My friend JC sent this to me. Christian billboard of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian billboard of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

UPDATE: Deacon from Grace Fellowship Church stabbed

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Another ugly and hate-filled turn in a story that we’ve been debating/discussing here at the blog for the last several days. Police aren’t saying whether the stabbing is related to the assault charges. “Wally,” the commenter who left the link to the video, also wrote that, “none of you probably care.” Well, you’re wrong, Wally. […]

UPDATE: Deacon from Grace Fellowship Church stabbed is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

WATCH THIS: A message regarding diversity and the church

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Diversity’s Symphony from Church Diversity on Vimeo. Thoughts? WATCH THIS: A message regarding diversity and the church is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

WATCH THIS: A message regarding diversity and the church is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Stephen Colbert on God and Hell

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Stephen Colbert on God and Hell is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Stephen Colbert on God and Hell is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian Facebook status of the year!?

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Christian Facebook status of the year!? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian Facebook status of the year!? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

What Jesus did in 1942

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He worked with the Super Friends and looked like the Good Witch from the North.   He watched white people fly in airplanes.   And he protected all of the little white kids from planes crashing into one another or crashing into big buildings… Jesus kept busy in 1942. What Jesus did in 1942 is […]

What Jesus did in 1942 is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Swinging Elias…

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Swinging Elias… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Swinging Elias… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian bus of the day

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Christian bus of the day is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian bus of the day is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Cheez-It Christ

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Cheez-It Christ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Cheez-It Christ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Pastor, deacons assault gay couple, refuse to let them inside church

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Sickening… Hateful… And sad. Click here for more about this story. Found at Joe. My. God. Pastor, deacons assault gay couple, refuse to let them inside church is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Pastor, deacons assault gay couple, refuse to let them inside church is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Church sign of the day…

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Will I have a mustache in heaven? Thoughts? Church sign of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Church sign of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Hold Onto This (a gift I bought Sara…) #ChooseJoy

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When Sara was buried, wrapped around her hands were two rosaries. One of those rosaries was pink and cost exactly $5.60. I would know because I bought that rosary for Sara when I was in Bolivia. Since I was in a country known for its Catholic history, I assumed that I’d find a multitude of […]

Hold Onto This (a gift I bought Sara…) #ChooseJoy is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Hotcakes & Heresy at Moody Bible Institute!

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Sent to me by Patrick. Hotcakes & Heresy at Moody Bible Institute! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Hotcakes & Heresy at Moody Bible Institute! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

How Dare You-A Mark (Drizzy) Driscoll Remix

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Found at Christian Nightmares. How Dare You-A Mark (Drizzy) Driscoll Remix is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

How Dare You-A Mark (Drizzy) Driscoll Remix is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Caption this…

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Caption this… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Caption this… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

What the… Christian ad of the day

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Found at Christian Nightmares. What the… Christian ad of the day is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

What the… Christian ad of the day is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

POLITICS: The Christian Party of America

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I’m not sure when it officially started, but it appears that the “principles” of The Christian Party of America (CPA) were published online on April 12, 2011 at around 10 p.m., so despite its website looking like something that was around when Dole/Kemp stickers were in season, The CPA is (I’m assuming) fairly new. Who’s […]

POLITICS: The Christian Party of America is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

TONIGHT at 6:30 CST: @gitzengirl’s Memorial Service Will Be Streamed Live #ChooseJoy

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Free desktop streaming application by Ustream TONIGHT at 6:30 CST: @gitzengirl’s Memorial Service Will Be Streamed Live #ChooseJoy is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

TONIGHT at 6:30 CST: @gitzengirl’s Memorial Service Will Be Streamed Live #ChooseJoy is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

im-PEC-able Jesus

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im-PEC-able Jesus is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

im-PEC-able Jesus is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

RX for Jesus…

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Not sure the context for these pills, but I think this image creates the opportunity for some interesting discussion. Christians do so often prescribe “Jesus” like a pill. What do you think? Have you swallowed the “Jesus pill” before? RX for Jesus… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

RX for Jesus… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Church sign of the day

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Thank you Becca… Church sign of the day is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Church sign of the day is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

A ‘Christian’ billboard war in Toledo, Ohio

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Nine billboards like the one above have popped up in & around Toledo, Ohio in response to this billboard below. Found at Joe. My. God. A ‘Christian’ billboard war in Toledo, Ohio is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

A ‘Christian’ billboard war in Toledo, Ohio is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

What is really worthy? (three ideas and a request)

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The following is a guest post by my friend Scott Moore, a film maker who lives in Nashville… So what really is worthy of our time? What is really worthy of our money? What is worthy of our lives? I pushed forward into the wind to test my own faith in this regard and I […]

What is really worthy? (three ideas and a request) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Enter to win Brennan Manning’s memoir ‘All is Grace’! (Please share)

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Brennan Manning’s brand new book (his first memoir!) releases next Tuesday. But I’m giving away TEN COPIES here at the blog today… (DETAILS ABOUT GIVEAWAY ARE AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS POST…) The book is called All Is Grace: A Ragamuffin Memoir and if you don’t win one of the 10 copies today, most of […]

Enter to win Brennan Manning’s memoir ‘All is Grace’! (Please share) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus trading cards…

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Jesus Trading Cards are also available for elementary-aged kids. WARNING: The packaging for the “elementary” cards feature a more mature-looking Jesus as well as non-white children. Holly sent this to me. Jesus trading cards… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus trading cards… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

The greatest worst Jesus doll EVER…

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Found here. The greatest worst Jesus doll EVER… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

The greatest worst Jesus doll EVER… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

A deep breath for my friend Sara…

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Our friend Sara is with God today. Laura, her sister, called Jessica around 11:30 last night. I was sitting on the couch, bouncing Adeline in her bouncy with my foot. I heard Jessica walking down the hallway. Tears rolling down both sides of her cheeks, she looked at me and said, “Sara’s gone.” For almost […]

A deep breath for my friend Sara… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Wanna bring the biblical worldview back to America? Champion the vote!

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Christian Nightmares found this. And I found it very interesting. According to its website, Champion The Vote is… …is an initiative of United in Purpose (UiP), a non-partisan, non-profit organization whose mission is to actively advance the traditional values of America’s founding fathers. UiP provides resources and infrastructure for like-minded Christian organizations and ministries to […]

Wanna bring the biblical worldview back to America? Champion the vote! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Alabama town offers choice: Do time in jail… or do time in church

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Thoughts? Which would you choose? Sent to me by Teresa! Alabama town offers choice: Do time in jail… or do time in church is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Alabama town offers choice: Do time in jail… or do time in church is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Death Without God: A non-believer’s journey through loss (a guest post by LRA)

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The following is a guest post by my friend (and frequent reader of this blog) LRA… When Matthew invited me to write a guest post for Jesus Needs New PR, I knew what I wanted to write about: my Grandmother’s death. Since then, and in light of recent posts about Matthew’s friend, Sara, I decided […]

Death Without God: A non-believer’s journey through loss (a guest post by LRA) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

WHAT: ‘Celebrity Wife Swap’ to feature Ted Haggard swapping wives with…

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So who will Ted Haggard swap his wife, Gayle, for? Gary Busey’s wife. Or his girlfriend. Or somebody female who hangs around him. Yep. According to the LA Times… Gary Busey and Ted Haggard swap wives … That’s not a joke or a punchline. It will actually happen on the new reality series “Celebrity Wife Swap,” […]

WHAT: ‘Celebrity Wife Swap’ to feature Ted Haggard swapping wives with… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

He who began a Jesus tattoo on you…

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He who began a Jesus tattoo on you… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

He who began a Jesus tattoo on you… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

WATCH THIS: Bleed Into One-The Story of Christian Rock

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Adam sent this to me. I expected this to be cheesy. But you know, this looks pretty good. UPDATE: This is actually produced by a friend of mine. I posted this before I got to the end of the trailer and saw Ash’s name… Thoughts? WATCH THIS: Bleed Into One-The Story of Christian Rock is […]

WATCH THIS: Bleed Into One-The Story of Christian Rock is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Meditation

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This morning I read these words from Henri Nouwen and I thought I’d share them with you… When Jesus says, “Sky and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away,” he shows us a direct way to eternal life. The words of Jesus have the power to transform our hearts and minds […]

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CAPTION THIS…

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CAPTION THIS… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

CAPTION THIS… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian Facebook status of the day…

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Yes. This is real. In fact, according to my source, this lady is a “Facebook friend” of Loretta. Christian Facebook status of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian Facebook status of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

How to use the word ‘lubricant’ on a church sign…

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How to use the word ‘lubricant’ on a church sign… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

How to use the word ‘lubricant’ on a church sign… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Mourn deeply…

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Jessica touches base with Sara’s sister, Laura, twice a day. Pray for Laura. This afternoon she told Jess that it was really difficult seeing her little sister so still, quiet. Please continue to pray or send your thoughts to all of Sara’s family. Loosing Sara is hitting them hard, and in different ways… Much like […]

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Church sign of the day…

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Church sign of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Church sign of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Speaking on behalf of God has consequences…

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The Washington Post asked me to write a piece about the latest Pat Robertson controversy. Recently, a woman named “Andreas” visited the Web site of Pat Robertson’s The 700 Club, clicked the “Bring It On” link and submitted a question to Pat in hopes that the Grand Evangelical Poobah would grant her a live, unscripted, […]

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Jesus bling you can sling

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I hate depictions of Christ with firearms. While I think I understand the intent of artists who present Jesus with guns blazing, I still feel sad every time I see a picture like this… Jesus bling you can sling is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus bling you can sling is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Thank God for Sara (a social media story)

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Jessica spoke with Sara’s sister, Laura, this morning. Sara’s resting well, only feeling a small portion of the pain she’s endured for so many years. When awake, she listens to members of her family read the messages that people from all over the world are leaving on Twitter, Facebook, and at her blog. The meds […]

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Christian couple proves Noah’s Ark was REAL (not really)

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Did you see those tigers? They look so real. Christian Nightmares found this! Christian couple proves Noah’s Ark was REAL (not really) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian couple proves Noah’s Ark was REAL (not really) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

God guides Rick Perry with ‘supernatural events’ (rain)…

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Southwest Airlines to Rick Perry: “Shut up.” GAWKER found this. God guides Rick Perry with ‘supernatural events’ (rain)… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

God guides Rick Perry with ‘supernatural events’ (rain)… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

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