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Interacial couple not welcome at Kentucky church…

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Interacial couple not welcome at Kentucky church… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Interacial couple not welcome at Kentucky church… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

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Bible BINGO

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Thank you Joey. Bible BINGO is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Bible BINGO is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

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Joel Osteen to become reality TV star?

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That’s right. Joel has signed a deal with Mark Burnett to create a reality TV show about mission trips with his church members… (CBS/AP) Houston televangelist Joel Osteen is a preacher, lecturer and author. Soon, he’ll add reality TV star to his accomplishments. The leader of a Texas megachurch, whose Sunday services are broadcast to […]

Joel Osteen to become reality TV star? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

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Virgins…

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Virgins… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Virgins… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Church encourages HIV patients to stop treatment

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Sometimes it’s difficult to see God amid all of this sort of bullshit. And I’m growing weary of this kind of “Pentecostal” bullshit that seems to be thriving in some places of the world. Every one of us should be calling this sort of spiritual abuse for what it is… bullshit. Anyway, here’s the story… […]

Church encourages HIV patients to stop treatment is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Vote ‘Christian’ in 2012!

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Wait. I thought 2008′s election was the most important election in our lifetime? And before that, it was 2004′s presidential election. But now the most important election is 2012′s Republican presidential primary. And then I’m sure it will be 2012′s general presidential election… “Most important of our lifetime” just means “the election that happens next”… […]

Vote ‘Christian’ in 2012! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus heals iPhones…

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This photo was taken in New Orleans. Jesus heals iPhones… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus heals iPhones… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Telling lies on behalf of Jesus… (a blog post)

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A few years ago I was asked to write an essay for a newsletter. The purpose of this newsletter was to inspire and encourage people to trust God with their lives. The editor asked me to write about the first time I tried running four years after my legs had been severely injured in an […]

Telling lies on behalf of Jesus… (a blog post) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Just when you thought the Snuggie couldn’t get any worse…

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… the Snuggie asks Jesus into its fleece and calls itself “The COVERED IN PRAYER” blanket? Yuck. Thank you Jessica… Just when you thought the Snuggie couldn’t get any worse… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Just when you thought the Snuggie couldn’t get any worse… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

WATCH THIS: Vince Gill & Sting (AMAZING)

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Tags: If I Ever Lose My Faith in You (From CMT Crossroads), Sting, Sting Videos “If I Ever Lose My Faith in You” Tags: Liza Jane (From CMT Crossroads), Vince Gill, Vince Gill Videos “Liza Jane” Tags: Fields of Gold (From CMT Crossroads), Vince Gill, Vince Gill Videos “Fields of Gold” What a brilliant pairing… […]

WATCH THIS: Vince Gill & Sting (AMAZING) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Why you should date your church (a blog post)

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One of the church’s long-standing dirty little secrets is the weird dynamics of membership. People have debated the necessity of church membership for centuries and continue to do so today. Books like “Stop Dating the Church” scold those with commitment issues, insisting you cannot really be part of the body of Christ unless you join […]

Why you should date your church (a blog post) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian product of the day…

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Sent to me by Brian. Christian product of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian product of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Pat Robertson fumbles again…

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Oh Pat. Oh Pat… Regarding a segment where Condi Rice mentions that her favorite Thanksgiving dish was Macaroni & Cheese, Pat said… “What is this mac-and-cheese? Is it a black thing?” Oh Pat… please retire. For the love of God, retire… SOURCE Pat Robertson fumbles again… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Pat Robertson fumbles again… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

A church play fails… (and it’s awesome)

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Christian Nightmares. A church play fails… (and it’s awesome) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

A church play fails… (and it’s awesome) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

God transports man from Florida to China…

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Christian Nightmares. God transports man from Florida to China… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

God transports man from Florida to China… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian truck of the day…

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Thank you Kaci. Christian truck of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian truck of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

If we allow gay marriage, some women will marry The Eiffel Tower?

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Ooh, can I marry the Statue of Liberty… The excuses/reasons for being against gay marriage just keep getting more pathetic. Found at Joe. My. God. If we allow gay marriage, some women will marry The Eiffel Tower? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

If we allow gay marriage, some women will marry The Eiffel Tower? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus spoke Christianese?

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Sent to me by Jonathan. Jesus spoke Christianese? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus spoke Christianese? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Thanksgiving with Jesus…

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Thanksgiving with Jesus… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Thanksgiving with Jesus… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Cute face…

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Cute face… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Cute face… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Handcrafted gift ideas for that Jesus-loving fanatic in your life…

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Handmade Jesus items are difficult to find unless you’re at Cracker Barrel. But thanks to Etsy.com, your place to buy and sell all things handmade, vintage, and supplies, finding our Lord and Savior handmade into fun & creative gift items is easier than ever. Here are a few of my favorites… Send all of your […]

Handcrafted gift ideas for that Jesus-loving fanatic in your life… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

A Waiter’s Rant: It’s not funny being a waiter…

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SOURCE A Waiter’s Rant: It’s not funny being a waiter… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

A Waiter’s Rant: It’s not funny being a waiter… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

One pastor’s statistics about homosexuals…

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Wow. According to this guy, 50% of all murders in large cities are committed by homosexuals. Do you think he REALLY believes that? Unreal Found at Christian Nightmare. One pastor’s statistics about homosexuals… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

One pastor’s statistics about homosexuals… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian truck of the day…

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Christian truck of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian truck of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Pastor Ed Young’s ‘Sexperiment’ wants to put the ping back in your pong… (*shivers*)

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Thank you Jenny. Pastor Ed Young’s ‘Sexperiment’ wants to put the ping back in your pong… (*shivers*) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Pastor Ed Young’s ‘Sexperiment’ wants to put the ping back in your pong… (*shivers*) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Taking Mark Driscoll’s name in vain…

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Disclaimer. This post is not about Mark Driscoll. I’m sorry. I know you’re disappointed. To be honest, I only used Mark’s name to get you to come here. Some of you never visit my blog unless Mark’s name is in the title. I know what you’re thinking: WTM? Love him or hate him or hate […]

Taking Mark Driscoll’s name in vain… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Tebow or not Tebow

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An op-ed piece in one of Nashville’s local newspapers suggests that Tim Tebow might be the most polarizing American athlete since Mohammad Ali. While that might be a stretch, it does seem like a lot of people are chatting about America’s love/hate relationship with Tim Tebow. Googling “Tim Tebow polarizing” produces a multitude of features, […]

Tebow or not Tebow is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian sign of the day

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Christian sign of the day is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian sign of the day is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Four conservative women chatting about ‘Gays, Muslims, & Gay Muslims’

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This talk show is an insult to every conservative woman I know… well, all except two of the conservative women I know… Still, very sad. SOURCE Four conservative women chatting about ‘Gays, Muslims, & Gay Muslims’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Four conservative women chatting about ‘Gays, Muslims, & Gay Muslims’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

A T-SHIRT GIVEAWAY: Win a Jedidiah Clothing designed t-shirt!

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GIVEN is brand new clothing line designed by the creative people at Jedidiah Clothing on behalf of World Vision. And as a longtime World Vision supporter, I’ve been given the opportunity to give one lucky (blessed?) blog reader the opportunity to win a GIVEN t-shirt of their choice! And the t-shirt designs are pretty awesome. […]

A T-SHIRT GIVEAWAY: Win a Jedidiah Clothing designed t-shirt! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian school teacher caught masturbating in class (behind podium)

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According to Chicago’s CBS affiliate… A teacher at a suburban Christian school has been charged with a felony, after he was fired for allegedly masturbating behind a podium while teaching class. On Nov. 11, Schaumburg police said that a student reported to a teacher that the student had observed Laduke engaged in what appeared to […]

Christian school teacher caught masturbating in class (behind podium) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian car of the day…

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Jesus should give parking lessons. Christian car of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian car of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Tim Tebow’s Jesus Jersey

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Omar sent me this. SOURCE Tim Tebow’s Jesus Jersey is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Tim Tebow’s Jesus Jersey is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

FLASHBACK…

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FLASHBACK… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

FLASHBACK… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

FLASHBACK…

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FLASHBACK… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

FLASHBACK… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian gravestone of the day…

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Christian gravestone of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian gravestone of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Teen Mania Exposed

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Teen Mania Exposed is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Teen Mania Exposed is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

What many of America’s churches have in common with Penn State (a blog post)

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Thomas L. Day wrote a fascinating post about the Penn State debacle for Washington Post‘s On Faith blog. The post begins… I’m 31, an Iraq war veteran, a Penn State graduate, a Catholic, a native of State College, acquaintance of Jerry Sandusky’s, and a product of his Second Mile foundation. And I have fully lost […]

What many of America’s churches have in common with Penn State (a blog post) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus is everywhere you want to be…

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How do you interpret this image? Jesus is everywhere you want to be… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus is everywhere you want to be… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian sign of the day…

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Wait. But what if you’re Canadian? SOURCE Christian sign of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian sign of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Meet Utah’s ‘Jesus Model’…

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  Christian Nightmares… Meet Utah’s ‘Jesus Model’… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Meet Utah’s ‘Jesus Model’… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian sign of the day

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Thank you Brandon. Christian sign of the day is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian sign of the day is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Caption THIS…

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Caption THIS… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Caption THIS… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Michigan’s Christian Dentist

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I once had a dentist witness to me during a root canal. His hands were in my mouth, so I wasn’t able to tell him that I already knew about why Jesus died on the cross. He also shared with me his views on the war in Iraq… But there was no Christian music… Michigan’s […]

Michigan’s Christian Dentist is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

James Dobson: God will stop blessing America if…

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Christian fundamentalists need a new message. What Dobson says here is nearly word for word what I’ve heard evangelical Republicans say my entire life. In a nutshell, it’s the propaganda of fear. The idea that, if we don’t do this, God won’t do that. I’m tired of being fed fear. SOURCE James Dobson: God will […]

James Dobson: God will stop blessing America if… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Trick or Treat: A Christian group hands out fetus dolls with Halloween treats…

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Read the story here. Some people are so strange… Trick or Treat: A Christian group hands out fetus dolls with Halloween treats… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Trick or Treat: A Christian group hands out fetus dolls with Halloween treats… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Osteen Offers O Ovation…

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Found at Christian Nightmares. Osteen Offers O Ovation… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Osteen Offers O Ovation… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Two things every American should know how to use?

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This is one of those images that’s being spread around on Facebook. A friend sent it to me after one of his pastor friends posted it to his walls. Two things every American should know how to use? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Two things every American should know how to use? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

God, Jesus, & the Holy Ghost are TRIPLETS!?

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And they collect the heads of small children. How lovely. God, Jesus, & the Holy Ghost are TRIPLETS!? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

God, Jesus, & the Holy Ghost are TRIPLETS!? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Caption THIS…

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Caption THIS… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Caption THIS… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Pastor Ed Young LOVES his earthly treasures…

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For a good response to Pastor Ed’s message, go here. Pastor Ed Young LOVES his earthly treasures… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Pastor Ed Young LOVES his earthly treasures… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian Zombie Killers (a book for teens)

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Christian Zombie Killers (a book for teens) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian Zombie Killers (a book for teens) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

A ‘holy home improvement’…

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Another Jesus sighting has occurred. This time in Mississippi. According to Action News 5… A Mid-South family says an image of Jesus formed on a freshly painted wall of their house. Wendy Brady’s specialty is finishing walls with a technique she calls Mississippi Mud. “I’ve been doing this for many years,” she said Friday Baker […]

A ‘holy home improvement’… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian fundamentalists of the day…

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Maybe they’re being funny? I would like to think they’re just being funny. Then again, I was taught that “hand-holding leads to babies…” Christian fundamentalists of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian fundamentalists of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Tennessee Christians to start ‘Occupy the Altar’

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This doesn’t even shock me. SOURCE Tennessee Christians to start ‘Occupy the Altar’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Tennessee Christians to start ‘Occupy the Altar’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Church sends family a ‘letter of excommunication’…

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Do you guys think this is real? SOURCE. SECOND SOURCE. Church sends family a ‘letter of excommunication’… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Church sends family a ‘letter of excommunication’… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Caption this…

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Caption this… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Caption this… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

A few words for my baby girl, Adeline…

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The music is the theme for the British show (on PBS here), Downton Abbey…. A few words for my baby girl, Adeline… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

A few words for my baby girl, Adeline… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian truck of the day…

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My friend Dana sent this to me! Christian truck of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian truck of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Fundamnetalist performs book investigation at Wal-mart

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A YouTube user named “GodGunsGutsGlory4KJV” offers us his take on the filthy God-forsaken teen and Christian book sections at Wal-mart. SOURCE. This link was sent to me by JC. Fundamnetalist performs book investigation at Wal-mart is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Fundamnetalist performs book investigation at Wal-mart is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Caption THIS…

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Caption THIS… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Caption THIS… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

When truly amazing authors write unbeliebably questionable books…

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I refuse to belieb? that Cathleen wrote this book voluntarily. I’m sure she was drugged or temporarily became insane (and uncool) or went completely broke and was somehow forced to pen this title… Because… Cathleen Falsani is an amazing writer. She’s award winning. I love you, Cathleen. You know that, right? I really do. And […]

When truly amazing authors write unbeliebably questionable books… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Currently listening to…

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John Mark McMillan’s album “Economy” is out today… Florence & the Machine’s new album “Ceremonials” is out today, too. What new music are you listening to? Currently listening to… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Currently listening to… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

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