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Fasting or Eating Disorder?

posted by mpt

Dangerous Minds posted this. The above video is from February 2009: That’s when the woman featured in the clip began her first 40-day fast. Well, this year, she decided to do THREE consecutive (almost consecutive) 40-day fasts. According to the woman… I am beginning a 40 day fast, and if possible, the 1st 40 day […]

Fasting or Eating Disorder? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

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This made my day…

posted by mpt

Hymns & Sacred Songs by Leigh Nash (one of my favorite vocalists) releases on November 15. You can listen to samples of the songs at Amazon. This made my day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

This made my day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

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A Good Buzz

posted by mpt

Elias had his Halloween party yesterday. I wish you could have seen how excited he was to be “Buzz.” When he got to school, he ran down the hallways shouting, “To infinity and beyond…” I’m so grateful that I get to be his daddy. A Good Buzz is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

A Good Buzz is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

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Church sign of the day…

posted by mpt

Source. Church sign of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Church sign of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Single Christian female seeks ‘Christian man partner’ (but there’s a catch…)

posted by mpt

Found here and here. Single Christian female seeks ‘Christian man partner’ (but there’s a catch…) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Single Christian female seeks ‘Christian man partner’ (but there’s a catch…) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Talk-show host Bill Bennett to save America’s men (with a book)

posted by mpt

I don’t know who Bill Bennett is, but according to his website, Bill Bennett’s a big deal. (UPDATE: I actually am familiar with Bill–my brain wasn’t working this morning… forgive me.) In the above video, Bill Bennett chats with Pat Robertson about what’s ruined America’s men… all of this is in support of Bill’s new […]

Talk-show host Bill Bennett to save America’s men (with a book) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

THE long-awaited follow-up interview with Christian Nightmares: YOUR questions, Christian Nightmares’ answers

posted by mpt

Remember this interview? You know, the one I did with the man behind the Christian Nightmares blog? Remember how there was supposed to be follow-up questions from Jesus Needs New PR readers? Well, both Christian Nightmares (CN) and I sort of forgot to do that. And both of us are very sorry for the six […]

THE long-awaited follow-up interview with Christian Nightmares: YOUR questions, Christian Nightmares’ answers is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Happy Jesusween from ‘The Colbert Report’

posted by mpt

The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c War on Halloween – Costume Swapping & Jesus Ween www.colbertnation.com Colbert Report Full Episodes Political Humor & Satire Blog Video Archive Colbert’s writers are so good/hilarious. SOURCE Happy Jesusween from ‘The Colbert Report’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Happy Jesusween from ‘The Colbert Report’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian song of the day: ‘Follow A Leader (Rick Perry for President)’

posted by mpt

SOURCE. Christian song of the day: ‘Follow A Leader (Rick Perry for President)’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian song of the day: ‘Follow A Leader (Rick Perry for President)’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jon Stewart on ‘that guy’ Pat Robertson…

posted by mpt

Jon Stewart on ‘that guy’ Pat Robertson… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jon Stewart on ‘that guy’ Pat Robertson… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus Body found in Japan!

posted by mpt

The secret to getting hot like Jesus is in these diet pills. Why wait until Heaven to have Jesus Body when you can fly to Japan and buy these pills and have Jesus Body now? I’ve always heard that first century Jews were hot, especially the ones with British accents. A British accent makes anything […]

Jesus Body found in Japan! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Coming soon: A documentary about ‘fertility stewardship’

posted by mpt

Blessings Missed Trailer from Family Gravity Media on Vimeo. You can learn more about this film at www.BlessingsMissed.com… Found at Christian Nightmares… Coming soon: A documentary about ‘fertility stewardship’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Coming soon: A documentary about ‘fertility stewardship’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Awful Jesus junk of the day…

posted by mpt

Awful Jesus junk of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Awful Jesus junk of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Something I love about my church…

posted by mpt

Serving Saturday // 10.29.2011 from Cross Point Church on Vimeo. People serve people. Without agenda. Without expectation. People simply serve. My church isn’t perfect, but a lot of good things happen because of Cross Point’s people. Something I love about my church… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Something I love about my church… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Fundies dating fundies…

posted by mpt

I found this video at Stuff Fundies Like. It’s a promotional video for a new dating site for people who are “King James-only” Christians. According to the King James Bible Singles website… This site is for independent fundamental Baptist King-James-Bible-believing Christians who would like a husband or wife, but haven’t found the right person in […]

Fundies dating fundies… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Taylor Swift ‘Dares You To Move’

posted by mpt

Bless her heart. I like Taylor. But hearing her sing flat grows old fast. Again, I like her. Just wish she sang on key once in a while. Taylor Swift ‘Dares You To Move’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Taylor Swift ‘Dares You To Move’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Matthew & Jessica: Our love story…

posted by mpt

Tomorrow is Jessica and my wedding anniversary. In 2004, we married at a church in Milwaukee. Surrounded by 200 people, family and friends, we committed our souls to love, hope, and forgive each other until death takes one of us home. I met Jessica while I was working at CCM. The first time we chatted, […]

Matthew & Jessica: Our love story… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Caption this…

posted by mpt

Caption this… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Caption this… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Driscoll’s Mars Hill taking legal action against another ‘Mars Hill’ church…

posted by mpt

Is your church named Mars Hill? Well, if Seattle’s Mars Hill Church has anything to do with it, you might have to change it soon. Why? Because Mark Driscoll, king of the ‘Mars Hill’, wants to be king of America’s only “Mars Hill.” At least, that’s the story according to THIS blog post, written by […]

Driscoll’s Mars Hill taking legal action against another ‘Mars Hill’ church… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Pro-Life-O-Lantern

posted by mpt

Pro-Life-O-Lantern is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Pro-Life-O-Lantern is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

New song from Imogen Heap: Minds Without Fear

posted by mpt

New song from Imogen Heap: Minds Without Fear is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

New song from Imogen Heap: Minds Without Fear is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

The Right To Love: A documentary about gay family values

posted by mpt

My friend Cassie Jaye and her production company Jayebird Productions are preparing to release a new documentary, The Right To Love: An American Family. You might remember that, I “starred” (well, I appeared) in Cassie’s last documentary Daddy I Do. Daddy I Do went on to win a slew of awards, including “Best Documentary” at […]

The Right To Love: A documentary about gay family values is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Protest those dirty evolutionists!

posted by mpt

My Satanism-causing evolutionist friends over at Unreasonable Faith found this document. **A portion of that first sentence is a joke. Anyway, the racist folks at Unreasonable Faith speculate that the top document is real and that the bottom document is fake. Thoughts? Protest those dirty evolutionists! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Protest those dirty evolutionists! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

The Republican gospel to the poor?

posted by mpt

The above video stars Ralph Reed. As you might know, as the leader of the Christian Coalition, Ralph was an influential political leader in the 1990s. Today, as the leader of the Faith and Freedom Coalition, Reed said… The sad thing is that we as a nation have lost our way and we began to […]

The Republican gospel to the poor? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Shesus Christ…

posted by mpt

Shesus Christ… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Shesus Christ… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

WHAT THE…. THIS is how to teach your kids God’s laws!

posted by mpt

This has to be satire. Seriously? It must be. Sent to me by Douglas. WHAT THE…. THIS is how to teach your kids God’s laws! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

WHAT THE…. THIS is how to teach your kids God’s laws! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Speak up (you’re not alone)

posted by mpt

The following post is by my friend (and frequent reader of this blog) Alise D. Wright. If we met in real life, within just a few minutes you would realize that you will never, ever have a problem hearing me. I have what some might call a distinct voice. Most will probably just call it […]

Speak up (you’re not alone) is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian t-shirt of the day…

posted by mpt

Christian t-shirt of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian t-shirt of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

On Family Feud, a pastor’s wife names something she puts in her mouth but doesn’t swallow…

posted by mpt

At least she was honest… Found at Christian Nightmares. On Family Feud, a pastor’s wife names something she puts in her mouth but doesn’t swallow… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

On Family Feud, a pastor’s wife names something she puts in her mouth but doesn’t swallow… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Church sign of the day…

posted by mpt

Found at Christian Nightmares. Church sign of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Church sign of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Are YOU making a covenant with DEATH & HELL?

posted by mpt

Jeffrey sent this to me… Are YOU making a covenant with DEATH & HELL? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Are YOU making a covenant with DEATH & HELL? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus joins Occupy London rally

posted by mpt

Sent to me by Phil… Jesus joins Occupy London rally is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus joins Occupy London rally is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

THIS is what happens when Americans interpret the analogies of Jesus…

posted by mpt

Jesus must groan to see his “fishers of men” analogy taken so literally (and incorrectly). Thoughts?! Marianne sent this to me… THIS is what happens when Americans interpret the analogies of Jesus… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

THIS is what happens when Americans interpret the analogies of Jesus… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Church sign of the day

posted by mpt

The Lords are angry. And probably fanning their faces with church bulletins. Thank you, Mark Paul, for sending this to me. Church sign of the day is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Church sign of the day is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

WATCH THIS: What do YOU pray for?

posted by mpt

So… what do YOU pray for? PARENTS: This video contains some language… Thank you, Scott, for sending this… WATCH THIS: What do YOU pray for? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

WATCH THIS: What do YOU pray for? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

In his new book, Pat Buchanan predicts America’s suicide

posted by mpt

First of all, who the heck is Patrick J. Buchanan?! And secondly, is Pat Buchanan still relevant? Maybe he’s relevant to the 62 people who watch MSBNC on a regular basis. But to the rest of us? Obviously, somebody must think his words/opinions matter, because the man sells a boatload of books… I tend to […]

In his new book, Pat Buchanan predicts America’s suicide is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

A Luther-O-Lantern

posted by mpt

A Luther-O-Lantern is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

A Luther-O-Lantern is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

How to tick off your Bible professor

posted by mpt

How to tick off your Bible professor is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

How to tick off your Bible professor is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Funny (and interesting)…

posted by mpt

What the flock?! I have no idea if the information presented above is true. I’m not a farmer and have never met an openly gay sheep. Have you? Found here! Funny (and interesting)… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Funny (and interesting)… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Our favorite Fundamentalist Pastor explains the Big Bang…

posted by mpt

Our favorite Fundamentalist Pastor explains the Big Bang… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Our favorite Fundamentalist Pastor explains the Big Bang… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Church sign of the day…

posted by mpt

Good to know. Church sign of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Church sign of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus tattoo of the day

posted by mpt

Jesus tattoo of the day is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus tattoo of the day is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

‘Christian’ book title of the day!

posted by mpt

Thank you Adam… ‘Christian’ book title of the day! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

‘Christian’ book title of the day! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Caption this…

posted by mpt

Caption this… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Caption this… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Mark Driscoll offers more context on how much ‘God hates you’…

posted by mpt

Yeah. This doesn’t change much. God still hates some of you. REALLY hates some of you. And Mark’s version of Reformed theology still sucks. Thank you Matt, for sending this to me! Mark Driscoll offers more context on how much ‘God hates you’… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Mark Driscoll offers more context on how much ‘God hates you’… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

WARNING: This might make you think bad thoughts…

posted by mpt

I’m posting this video without any context, and I suspect nobody will complain because it doesn’t feature Mark Driscoll. Christian Nightmares. WARNING: This might make you think bad thoughts… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

WARNING: This might make you think bad thoughts… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Mark Driscoll: ‘God Hates You’

posted by mpt

Thank you, Zack… The quote is here… Some of you, God hates you. Some of you, God is sick of you. God is frustrated with you. God is wearied by you. God has suffered long enough with you. He doesn’t think you’re cute. He doesn’t think it’s funny. He doesn’t think your excuse is “meritous” […]

Mark Driscoll: ‘God Hates You’ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Doves, Ducks, Geese, & Jesus!

posted by mpt

Doves, Ducks, Geese, & Jesus! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Doves, Ducks, Geese, & Jesus! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Do you have your own personal angel? Does it have the face of a cat?

posted by mpt

THANK YOU CHRISTIAN NIGHTMARES… Do you have your own personal angel? Does it have the face of a cat? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Do you have your own personal angel? Does it have the face of a cat? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

DID YOU KNOW THIS? Pokemon are ‘Oriental Demons’…

posted by mpt

Wow. Thank you, Juanjo, for sending this to me… DID YOU KNOW THIS? Pokemon are ‘Oriental Demons’… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

DID YOU KNOW THIS? Pokemon are ‘Oriental Demons’… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

This is how you celebrate Jesusween!

posted by mpt

Found at Christian Nightmares. This is how you celebrate Jesusween! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

This is how you celebrate Jesusween! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Mark Your Calendars: October 31st is Jesusween!

posted by mpt

Not kidding. Click here for more info. Thank you Dangerous Minds for finding this… Mark Your Calendars: October 31st is Jesusween! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Mark Your Calendars: October 31st is Jesusween! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

TASTY: Jesus Harvest Seeds

posted by mpt

Just in time for Halloween October… TASTY: Jesus Harvest Seeds is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

TASTY: Jesus Harvest Seeds is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

I REALLY tried to ignore this…

posted by mpt

I tried to ignore this because it’s W*stB*r*… which in my opinion, isn’t a church or “Christian”. They are basically one family that has managed to wiggle their way into America’s popular culture using hate, God, and the funerals of good Americans (famous and otherwise)… And I guess I’m tired of giving the Ph*lps family, […]

I REALLY tried to ignore this… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

WOW: Christian Facebook status of the day…

posted by mpt

SOURCE. Thank you Karen. WOW: Christian Facebook status of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

WOW: Christian Facebook status of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

THIS will likely be the worst ‘Christian’ thing you see all day…

posted by mpt

You’re welcome. Christian Nightmares found this. THIS will likely be the worst ‘Christian’ thing you see all day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

THIS will likely be the worst ‘Christian’ thing you see all day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian billboard of the day…

posted by mpt

SOURCE. My friend JC sent this to me. Christian billboard of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian billboard of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

UPDATE: Deacon from Grace Fellowship Church stabbed

posted by mpt

Another ugly and hate-filled turn in a story that we’ve been debating/discussing here at the blog for the last several days. Police aren’t saying whether the stabbing is related to the assault charges. “Wally,” the commenter who left the link to the video, also wrote that, “none of you probably care.” Well, you’re wrong, Wally. […]

UPDATE: Deacon from Grace Fellowship Church stabbed is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

WATCH THIS: A message regarding diversity and the church

posted by mpt

Diversity’s Symphony from Church Diversity on Vimeo. Thoughts? WATCH THIS: A message regarding diversity and the church is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

WATCH THIS: A message regarding diversity and the church is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Stephen Colbert on God and Hell

posted by mpt

Stephen Colbert on God and Hell is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Stephen Colbert on God and Hell is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian Facebook status of the year!?

posted by mpt

Christian Facebook status of the year!? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian Facebook status of the year!? is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

What Jesus did in 1942

posted by mpt

He worked with the Super Friends and looked like the Good Witch from the North.   He watched white people fly in airplanes.   And he protected all of the little white kids from planes crashing into one another or crashing into big buildings… Jesus kept busy in 1942. What Jesus did in 1942 is […]

What Jesus did in 1942 is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Swinging Elias…

posted by mpt

Swinging Elias… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Swinging Elias… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian bus of the day

posted by mpt

Christian bus of the day is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Christian bus of the day is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Pete Rollins new book! To believe is human to doubt, divine

posted by Stephen Lamb

A post by Stephen Lamb. Reading the first chapter of Peter Rollins’ new book, Insurrection – which comes out this week; read the first chapter here – and his exploration of the way the church often uses the idea of God as nothing more than a deus ex machina, I was reminded of news I […]

Pete Rollins new book! To believe is human to doubt, divine is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Cheez-It Christ

posted by mpt

Cheez-It Christ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Cheez-It Christ is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Pastor, deacons assault gay couple, refuse to let them inside church

posted by mpt

Sickening… Hateful… And sad. Click here for more about this story. Found at Joe. My. God. Pastor, deacons assault gay couple, refuse to let them inside church is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Pastor, deacons assault gay couple, refuse to let them inside church is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Church sign of the day…

posted by mpt

Will I have a mustache in heaven? Thoughts? Church sign of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Church sign of the day… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Hold Onto This (a gift I bought Sara…) #ChooseJoy

posted by mpt

When Sara was buried, wrapped around her hands were two rosaries. One of those rosaries was pink and cost exactly $5.60. I would know because I bought that rosary for Sara when I was in Bolivia. Since I was in a country known for its Catholic history, I assumed that I’d find a multitude of […]

Hold Onto This (a gift I bought Sara…) #ChooseJoy is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Hotcakes & Heresy at Moody Bible Institute!

posted by mpt

Sent to me by Patrick. Hotcakes & Heresy at Moody Bible Institute! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Hotcakes & Heresy at Moody Bible Institute! is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

How Dare You-A Mark (Drizzy) Driscoll Remix

posted by mpt

Found at Christian Nightmares. How Dare You-A Mark (Drizzy) Driscoll Remix is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

How Dare You-A Mark (Drizzy) Driscoll Remix is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Caption this…

posted by mpt

Caption this… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

Caption this… is a post from: Jesus Needs New PR

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