Jesus Needs New PR

The folks at American Jesus found this first. And I’m sure they’ve been sitting on their couch eating Doritos and energy drinks imagining what it will be like to control Enoch, the prophet who returns from the Old Testament story to Planet Earth (during the Tribulation) to save mankind from all of the insane allegory in the book of Revelation (and probably President Obama, too)…

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