Jesus Needs New PR

“I plan on turning these two smart people into orcs. Don’t tell them; it’s a surprise.” -Saruman

“These two graduated from college because of me! Especially this guy. He’s an idiot. But he prayed, so I told him the answers to all of the questions on his exams. And this girl? She’s pretty smart. Between you and me, she’s not technically a virgin. But she’s not dumb.” -Jesus

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