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When paganism, Bible stories, and capitalism collide…

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Kellen

posted April 22, 2011 at 11:29 am


Those actually look kind of neat.



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Elemenope

posted April 22, 2011 at 11:38 am


Of course the lion is smiling; how hard is it to hunt on a boat full of prey?



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LRA

posted April 22, 2011 at 12:36 pm


Is it bad that I think they’re adorable?



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    Matthew Paul Turner

    posted April 22, 2011 at 12:59 pm


    Yes, it is bad! You’re not allowed to think these are cute, LRA. I have no scientific or theological proof (or reasons) why you shouldn’t think these are cute. But I did find this quote from Plato: “He was a wise man who invented beer.” Notice Plato said NOTHING about the inventor of small egg-shaped Ark animals being wise. How’s that for reason?

    :)



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      LRA

      posted April 22, 2011 at 1:15 pm


      WIN! You have clearly sussed out my irrational response to small plastic thing-a-ma-jigs resembling organisms from the Kingdom Animalia in the shape of ovum.

      :P



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Green Eggs and Ham

posted April 22, 2011 at 7:53 pm


Are there 7 of every kind of animal that is clean and 2 of every kind of animal that is unclean?



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    JamesW

    posted April 23, 2011 at 7:26 am


    you really don’t know?



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    Crystal Renaud

    posted April 23, 2011 at 12:04 pm


    my mom bought this for my nephews. there were 7 lions. 4 hippos. 4 rhinos. 4 cockatoos. and a bunch of regular eggs. nothing about this makes sense.



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Crystal Renaud

posted April 23, 2011 at 12:01 pm


my mom totally bought this for my nephews. no joke.



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JamesW

posted April 23, 2011 at 1:23 pm


Less than an hour after I saw this on this blog today, my sis-in-law arrived at our house with two boxes of this very item.

My eyes pretty much rolled out the door and down the street.



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Jen

posted April 25, 2011 at 11:19 am


I bought some like this. Only mine made sense and there were 2 of each. and I love them. and I filled them with yummies & funnies. and I also have spiderman, camo and dinosaur eggs (dino heads). F-U-N is what they are.



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