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Jesus Needs New PR

What happens to our week without God? You might be surprised

See? Today isn’t FRIday unless you know God! Without God, it’s FIGHTday.

And tomorrow is SHATTERday.

I bet no cartoons come on TV on Shatterday morning. You need God for cartoons.

(And somebody sent this to me, but I forget who. If you sent this to me, please let me know and I’ll be sure to give you credit.)

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posted April 1, 2011 at 11:38 am

I’m confused. Are they saying this is what life’s like for those who don’t believe in God or what it would be like if there was no God at all.

I know Atheists who don’t really feel like today was Fightday. Also, if there was no God, don’t we believe there would be no us, either?

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Tim M

posted April 1, 2011 at 12:04 pm

Wait – I thought Saturday night’s the night for fighting?

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    posted April 1, 2011 at 4:15 pm

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha. *win*

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posted April 1, 2011 at 12:08 pm

Shame on them…for using that font.

Stay blessed…john

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posted April 1, 2011 at 12:15 pm

Wait… There would still be seven days in the week without God?

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Sean R Reid

posted April 1, 2011 at 12:35 pm

Technically, aren’t most of the days of the week named after gods from other religions?? Thor, Saturn, etc…

Eh, who cares…my brain would go numb trying to document all the layers of #FAIL in this.

So instead, I shall chuckle. Loudly. In a derogatory manner.

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    posted April 1, 2011 at 1:03 pm

    “Technically, aren’t most of the days of the week named after gods from other religions?? Thor, Saturn, etc…”

    That was my thought. My MIL (and I really love her, she’s a wonderful woman) likes to send me e-mail forwards with this sort of thing all the time. Always with a subject line like “really makes you think.” I usually think, “No, it really, really doesn’t.” I understand the intent is “nice”, but it really doesn’t do Christians any favors when this is the kind of thing that counts as “deep”.

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    posted April 1, 2011 at 1:48 pm

    I’ve always been idly, morbidly curious what sort of folk etymologies fundies would come up with for the days of the week if they knew that they were named after pagan gods.

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    posted April 1, 2011 at 2:01 pm

    Tuesday = Tiw’s/Tyr’s day
    Wednesday = Woden’s/Oden’s day
    Thor’s day
    Friday = Frige’s/Freya’s day
    Saturn’s day

    So yeah, we celebrate pagan gods all week long! =D

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    posted April 1, 2011 at 4:05 pm

    Exactly what I was thinking

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Matthew Lyon

posted April 1, 2011 at 1:21 pm

rule 1) you do not talk about fightday

rule 2) you DO NOT talk about fightday

rule 3) if it’s your first fightday, you fight.

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    posted April 1, 2011 at 4:17 pm


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posted April 1, 2011 at 1:27 pm

I’m just waiting for the Rebecca Black parody, “Fightday.”

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posted April 1, 2011 at 1:54 pm

Saturday could be worse… could be Shatnerday

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    posted April 1, 2011 at 2:28 pm

    Don’t you mean “WAY BETTER”? :)

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    posted April 1, 2011 at 2:28 pm

    Oh come now, that…[…]…wouldbeAWESOME!

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    Sean R Reid

    posted April 1, 2011 at 3:23 pm

    ShatnerDay == EPIC #WINNING!

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    posted April 2, 2011 at 10:17 am

    Leanne + Silica + ‘Nope + Sean = SO FULL O’ WIN!!!!



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posted April 1, 2011 at 9:15 pm

That video is hilarious!

That is many people’s weeks now.

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ChadJ (randomlychad)

posted April 3, 2011 at 10:26 pm

Harlan Ellison has a short story called ‘Shatterday.’ I believe his days were:


Yes, just as cheery as it sounds.

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posted April 4, 2011 at 12:33 pm

Since I no longer go to church, Sunday is Funday.

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