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Eating, licking, and sucking on Easter…



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Duke Taber

posted April 19, 2011 at 9:26 am


I will take the Hershey’s Chocolate Cross. Yum!



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Duke Taber

posted April 19, 2011 at 9:30 am


I will take the Hershey’s Chocolate Cross! Yum!



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JB

posted April 19, 2011 at 9:56 am


Reminds me of that old hymn:
‘Tis So Sweet to Suck on Jesus



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Brett

posted April 19, 2011 at 10:23 am


So now Jesus lives in my stomach?



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Greg Birgy

posted April 19, 2011 at 10:23 am


If you must celebrate Jesus’ sacrifice and resurrection with chocolate, at least make it fair trade chocolate. Ask Hershey’s how many children are enslaved on cocoa plantations in order to make their chocolate.



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Kenny

posted April 19, 2011 at 10:42 am


Really adds new meaning to the phrase, “Sweet Jesus on a stick”



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LRA

posted April 19, 2011 at 1:37 pm


It’s bad enough to bite the ears off the bunny… now people will bite the head off of Jesus???

Ew!

On a related note… I one saw a “Pope on a Rope Soap” at Urban Outfitters. Like I’m gonna wash myself with the Pope. C’mon!

Ew! Ew!!!



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KJ

posted April 19, 2011 at 1:43 pm


Reminds me of another old hymn:
“So I’ll cherish the sweet Hershey’s cross…”



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SarahK

posted April 19, 2011 at 4:06 pm


I saw a chocolate Bible in a bookstore once. Jeremiah 15:16, anyone?



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Kyle S.

posted April 19, 2011 at 4:18 pm


Well, I don’t go to church on Sunday
Don’t get on my knees to pray
Don’t memorize the books of the bible
I got my own special way

I know Jesus loves me
maybe just a little bit more
I fall down on my knees every Sunday
at Zerelda Lee’s candy store

Well, I’ve got to be a chocolate Jesus
Make me feel good inside
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Keep me satisfied



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Kristy

posted April 19, 2011 at 6:10 pm


Anyone feel weird about eating the area around the loin cloth?



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jared

posted April 19, 2011 at 7:19 pm


I can just hear this stuff being pitched…

Christians will buy it cause they like it, Athiests will buy it so they can mock it. Everyone else will buy it cause it’s chocolate! win win win!



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galleryCat

posted April 22, 2011 at 11:26 pm


Emaculate confection



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Crystal Renaud

posted April 23, 2011 at 12:21 pm


my mom bought the russell stover’s chocolate Jesus’ fish too. yep.



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