Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus Needs New PR

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posted April 4, 2011 at 4:56 pm

Houston. We have a Jesus.

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posted April 4, 2011 at 4:57 pm

To eternity …. And beyond!

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posted April 4, 2011 at 4:57 pm

“hey, check out my new Twitter avatar!”

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J. Alan Sharrer

posted April 4, 2011 at 4:57 pm

“Why am I wearing this contraption? It’s not like I need air or anything . . . “

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posted April 4, 2011 at 5:02 pm

“For those that are very filthy with sin… I give you the deep sea baptism”

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posted April 4, 2011 at 5:03 pm

Astro-Jesus…. duh.

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posted April 4, 2011 at 5:03 pm

After Jesus made 1/5 of the earths population Asian, his dad put him in an isolation suit in attempt to rid him of his yellow fever

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Brad S

posted April 4, 2011 at 5:09 pm

Astro Jesus makes a cameo on The Simpsons

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posted April 4, 2011 at 5:13 pm

and now he’s back, from outer space. raptured up to find him there with that big beard upon his face.

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posted April 4, 2011 at 5:20 pm

Men are from Mars. And so is Jesus.

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Jeremy Hall

posted April 4, 2011 at 5:22 pm

Ground Control to Jesus Christ, Ground control to Jesus Christ, take your protein pill and put your helmet on!

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Joe P

posted April 4, 2011 at 5:31 pm

Ummm. Jesus, we have a problem.

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Andy Hjortshoj

posted April 4, 2011 at 5:31 pm

Trailer for new Mel Gibson movie: “In the Passion of the Christ, he died for the sins of humanity… Now watch as the ressurected Jesus prepares for a new journey to eternally save the life forms on Zorgon 8.”

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posted April 4, 2011 at 6:23 pm

Space Jaundice

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posted April 4, 2011 at 6:34 pm

The Great Iamstronaut

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posted April 4, 2011 at 6:40 pm

Lo, I am with you always…even to the ends of the cosmos.

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Timothy Kurek

posted April 4, 2011 at 6:45 pm

“That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for Son of Mankind…”

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Kyle Kues

posted April 4, 2011 at 7:05 pm

Off to save some aliens, love wins!

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posted April 4, 2011 at 11:38 pm

“I looked and I looked but I didn’t see Yuri Gagarin.”

Wow. That was obscure.

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posted April 4, 2011 at 11:57 pm

The Cosmic Christ

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posted April 5, 2011 at 6:03 am

Jaundice Jesus hoped the teasing would stop after he was an astronaut.

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Ric Booth

posted April 5, 2011 at 6:51 am

“HAL, open the tomb.” “I can’t do that Jesus”

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posted April 5, 2011 at 7:04 am

In Soviet Russia, cosmonaut Jesus rockets you!

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    posted April 5, 2011 at 7:04 pm

    You got a blog, LRA?

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posted April 5, 2011 at 7:24 am

After launching from Bethany and ascending through the troposphere, Jesus dons his pressurized suit and prepares to meet His Father in the vacuum of space.

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Charlie Chang

posted April 5, 2011 at 10:56 am

Where’s all the freeze dried bacon?

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posted April 5, 2011 at 12:35 pm

Jesus in Space!

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posted April 6, 2011 at 7:54 am

Air pollution has reached the throne room…RECYCLE, the streets of gold are covered in smog.

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Jerry B.

posted April 12, 2011 at 8:38 pm

“Beam me up, Goddy.”

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