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Jesus Needs New PR


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Evan

posted April 4, 2011 at 4:56 pm


Houston. We have a Jesus.



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Justin

posted April 4, 2011 at 4:57 pm


To eternity …. And beyond!



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Chris

posted April 4, 2011 at 4:57 pm


“hey, check out my new Twitter avatar!”



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J. Alan Sharrer

posted April 4, 2011 at 4:57 pm


“Why am I wearing this contraption? It’s not like I need air or anything . . . “



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Timmy

posted April 4, 2011 at 5:02 pm


“For those that are very filthy with sin… I give you the deep sea baptism”



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Chasca

posted April 4, 2011 at 5:03 pm


Astro-Jesus…. duh.



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Angelo

posted April 4, 2011 at 5:03 pm


After Jesus made 1/5 of the earths population Asian, his dad put him in an isolation suit in attempt to rid him of his yellow fever



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Brad S

posted April 4, 2011 at 5:09 pm


Astro Jesus makes a cameo on The Simpsons



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chelsay

posted April 4, 2011 at 5:13 pm


and now he’s back, from outer space. raptured up to find him there with that big beard upon his face.



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Brooke

posted April 4, 2011 at 5:20 pm


Men are from Mars. And so is Jesus.



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Jeremy Hall

posted April 4, 2011 at 5:22 pm


Ground Control to Jesus Christ, Ground control to Jesus Christ, take your protein pill and put your helmet on!



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Joe P

posted April 4, 2011 at 5:31 pm


Ummm. Jesus, we have a problem.



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Andy Hjortshoj

posted April 4, 2011 at 5:31 pm


Trailer for new Mel Gibson movie: “In the Passion of the Christ, he died for the sins of humanity… Now watch as the ressurected Jesus prepares for a new journey to eternally save the life forms on Zorgon 8.”



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Josh

posted April 4, 2011 at 6:23 pm


Space Jaundice



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Sue

posted April 4, 2011 at 6:34 pm


The Great Iamstronaut



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Sandy

posted April 4, 2011 at 6:40 pm


Lo, I am with you always…even to the ends of the cosmos.



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Timothy Kurek

posted April 4, 2011 at 6:45 pm


“That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for Son of Mankind…”



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Kyle Kues

posted April 4, 2011 at 7:05 pm


Off to save some aliens, love wins!



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    Kerry-Anne

    posted April 4, 2011 at 10:22 pm


    classic



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JBen

posted April 4, 2011 at 11:38 pm


“I looked and I looked but I didn’t see Yuri Gagarin.”

Wow. That was obscure.



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Gary

posted April 4, 2011 at 11:57 pm


The Cosmic Christ



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Dawn

posted April 5, 2011 at 6:03 am


Jaundice Jesus hoped the teasing would stop after he was an astronaut.



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Ric Booth

posted April 5, 2011 at 6:51 am


“HAL, open the tomb.” “I can’t do that Jesus”



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LRA

posted April 5, 2011 at 7:04 am


In Soviet Russia, cosmonaut Jesus rockets you!



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    Noelle

    posted April 5, 2011 at 7:04 pm


    You got a blog, LRA?



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almightygod

posted April 5, 2011 at 7:24 am


After launching from Bethany and ascending through the troposphere, Jesus dons his pressurized suit and prepares to meet His Father in the vacuum of space.



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Charlie Chang

posted April 5, 2011 at 10:56 am


Where’s all the freeze dried bacon?

nicodemusatnite.com



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BJ

posted April 5, 2011 at 12:35 pm


Jesus in Space!



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swodeck

posted April 6, 2011 at 7:54 am


Air pollution has reached the throne room…RECYCLE, the streets of gold are covered in smog.



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Jerry B.

posted April 12, 2011 at 8:38 pm


“Beam me up, Goddy.”



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