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Anybody know what THIS is?

A party?
A service?
A seance?
Group therapy?
I’m at a loss… but I’m thankful the cute short kid didn’t break his neck when he jumped off the bed.

And why is there a Obama cutout in the background?

Found at Christian Nightmares!

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posted April 2, 2011 at 1:11 pm

and cue the nightmares.

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posted April 2, 2011 at 1:14 pm

Could this be a video from the same people who prayed over an Obama cutout a month or so ago?
I don’t know if that was supposed to be a Nationwide thing.

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    Michael Dise

    posted April 2, 2011 at 1:40 pm

    The other Obama cutout had a blue tie.

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Amy Nabors

posted April 2, 2011 at 1:32 pm

Oh my. Agree with Greg. Cue the nightmares. And the church lingo. Geez.

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Monica Mowdy

posted April 2, 2011 at 2:28 pm

Fundie Indoctrination???

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posted April 2, 2011 at 2:37 pm

I was going to guess youth group, but most of these kids are too young, excepting the smart-aleck teenager who thanked God for making it rain so she could finish her homework during recess. I like her. So I’m guessing a church kids club. Some churches offer confirmation/member classes for the elementary age set. So maybe a home-based party for that?

The disco light thing kinda gives me a migraine.

These kids are too young cognitively to offer much in the way of abstract thinking and introspection, but this group looks practiced at saying something. They start them young here. I remember around 6th grade doing special campfire testimony night at church camp. We were all pretty silent. After enough coaching, cajoling, threats, etc (you are all bad kids if you can’t at least stand up and say you love God) I stood up quickly, said I love God, sat back down. A couple kids snickered uncomfortably, looked around the circle, and did the same. I guess we weren’t as practiced as this group.

I don’t get Obama’s presence either

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Bob Chapman

posted April 2, 2011 at 2:46 pm

Obama cutoff: It is used for pin the tail on the donkey, silly.

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    posted April 2, 2011 at 2:50 pm

    Thanks. That makes sense

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posted April 2, 2011 at 4:10 pm

Junior High youth group using the “Cool Youth Room” mentioned in Stuff Christians Like.

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