Jesus Needs New PR

Jesus Needs New PR

WANTED: Theologians with Facebook accounts and crazy hair

Sent to me by Stephen!

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posted March 23, 2011 at 10:15 am


all my life i’ve felt like i don’t fit in. now i have hope knowing that there is a place out there for guys like me.

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Matthew Lyon

posted March 23, 2011 at 10:52 am

farewell rob bell!

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posted March 23, 2011 at 11:06 am

Don’t consider myself a “theologian.” BA Ministry (Theology & Bible Content). MA Leadership Studies (Greek and Hebrew included) LCU Seminary… Why do you think I have trees as my pic. on FB and Twitter? Not good hair! Busted!

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Chris Donato

posted March 23, 2011 at 11:10 am

Bell might not have wild hair, but, then, he’s not much of a theologian either . . .

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posted March 23, 2011 at 12:04 pm

I want to know how they screen the theologians for the job. Or better, what’s the job description?

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posted March 23, 2011 at 12:05 pm

Wow. Facebook would’ve made Jesus’ job so much easier.

Are you Jesus? Get found by the people who need you!

Would’ve saved all that work in the seeking the lost deal…

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posted March 23, 2011 at 12:42 pm

Wish I’d taken a photo of the girl with the wavy red hair and pigtails yesterday. She had the wildest hair I’ve seen since Joplin. I’m sure she’s one of those child evangelists.

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posted March 23, 2011 at 12:44 pm

Finally, I understand! The key thing I was missing on this life journey of theological education was crazy hair. Now that that is taken care of, I’m set to graduate with little effort left.

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posted March 23, 2011 at 1:01 pm

Qualifications for Theologian:

(1) White lab coat… check.
(2) Albert Einstein-style crazy hair… check.
(3) Calculus formulas written on black board behind you… check.

Wait…. methinks someone is confusing Theologian with Scientist!

Well, I guess it wouldn’t be the first time. LOL!

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brent lacy

posted March 23, 2011 at 1:34 pm

that’s the marketing pic for “Dr. SackChair” – the company that sells enormous oversized beanbag chairs to youth groups (some are up to $1000 each) they are a big sponsor of the Simply Youth Ministry Convention. There were posters of that dude everywhere this year in Chicago at the convention.

Photo shamelessly ripped off by facebook ads….

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posted March 24, 2011 at 5:25 am

I didn’t realize that Doctor Wily from Mega Man was a theologian!

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posted March 24, 2011 at 9:50 am

I work at a school and there was a lady who asked about a job either being a theo-log-in or a scholar….

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posted March 24, 2011 at 10:26 am

No glasses? Or is that scientists? Or librarians?

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