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How YOU can scare the Devil away (PS: It's EASY!)…

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So how do you scare the Devil away? Well, according to Pastor Steve Munsey, Satan HATES the number seven!

In the clip above, Steve uses Christian mumbo-jumbo (can I get an interpreter over here, please?!) to explain his “reasoning”.

Still, the next time I see the Devil coming around the corner, I’m gonna count to 7. Or sing “Ten Little Native Americans Indians” and sing about the “seventh little Native American” really loudly.

But seriously, does anything Steve say in that video make sense?

 



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April L.

posted March 8, 2011 at 12:56 pm


He changed languages on the devil? What the what? (Also love how he busted out “maketh” there at the end. You know it’s getting real when you bust out the King James English.)



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Kevin Sparkman

posted March 8, 2011 at 12:58 pm


But if you blow out of the conch shell (1:14) like a trumpet, Satan hears you loud and clear…

…unless you do it seven times in a row!



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Mark

posted March 8, 2011 at 1:00 pm


Why are vampires afraid of the letter “t”?



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Kevin Sparkman

posted March 8, 2011 at 1:01 pm


What happens if you say “Satan” seven times? Does that awaken you from a mumbly slumber followed by a thrusteth into a wormhole and into another dimension?!?!



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Toby

posted March 8, 2011 at 1:20 pm


Kinda looks like Steve Martin…….ummmm…until he speaks. Not sure how funny he is either.



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Amy

posted March 8, 2011 at 1:20 pm


I have a son named Seven. Does that mean Satan is scared of him?



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Kerrin

posted March 8, 2011 at 2:14 pm


His hair makes sense.



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Kristy

posted March 8, 2011 at 2:17 pm


If Satan were scared off by bad hair this guy would have no problems……



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SusanTheCat

posted March 8, 2011 at 6:58 pm


I feel sorry for the camera guy. I was getting sea sick there.

Susan



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Leanne

posted March 8, 2011 at 8:05 pm


When bad theology and bad hair collide….



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Jeremy @ confessionsofalegalist

posted March 8, 2011 at 9:17 pm


He is scared of the number 7 and men wearing blond wigs, in this guy’s case, double scare.



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Recovering Alumni

posted March 8, 2011 at 10:48 pm


What the…?? LOL. I really think this guy is high.



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Charlie's Church of Christ

posted March 8, 2011 at 11:50 pm


TBN Europe? Why did that channel have to spread?



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UUXn

posted March 9, 2011 at 9:42 am


Should I join the local 7th Day Adventist Church than. Satan must be to scared to get within a mile of that place.



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Tylor

posted March 9, 2011 at 3:15 pm


The devil is afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9.



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Rocco Capra

posted March 9, 2011 at 5:34 pm


Was that a bed pan on the table?!?!



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Jenn

posted March 10, 2011 at 12:58 am


it doesn’t make any sense but it sure gets people all excited.



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