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Come have a ball with Jesus! (at a testical festival in Texas)

Come have a ball with Jesus… what the…

What?! I figured this had to be fake. But then I Googled it.

And I found…

JACKSONVILLE — The Texas Testicle Festival has two missions.

The first is to glorify God by reaching our community teaching and expanding the word of God.

The second is to support the greatest foster father of our country, Cal Farley.

This year’s Testicle Festival was a wonderful day in Jacksonville. SOURCE.

What is wrong with Texas?

Not everything is bigger down there.

Sent to me by Nathan.

Found at FailBlog.

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Brad S

posted March 17, 2011 at 7:51 pm

I wonder if Driscoll is the keynote speaker.

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posted March 17, 2011 at 7:51 pm

Wow. That’s…wow.

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posted March 17, 2011 at 7:52 pm

You know what they say…..everything’s bigger in Texas.

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posted March 17, 2011 at 7:54 pm

As a Texan… well, I just dunno what to say!

Yikes! This ain’t no Cattle Baron’s Ball… or is it????


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    Matthew Paul Turner

    posted March 17, 2011 at 8:00 pm

    Does testicle have a second meaning in Texas? :)

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    posted March 17, 2011 at 8:02 pm

    Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm………. apparently:

    “YEE HAW! During the 17th annual Texas Testicle Festival, held in March 2009, diners enjoyed calf fries (fried calf testicles), along with an assortment of other available foods. All proceeds benefit Cal Farley’s Boys Ranch.”

    Wow. I just am…


    Ok- we city slickers (seein’ as how Jacksonville is a small town in East Texas not far from where my Grandmother lives in Tyler) are not so ball-crazy. Or maybe we are and that’s why those country folk think we are goin’ to hell in a handbasket.

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      posted March 17, 2011 at 8:06 pm

      Calf fries…



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posted March 17, 2011 at 7:56 pm

Obligatory: it takes balls to post something like this!


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posted March 17, 2011 at 7:58 pm

Makes me wonder what the Competitive Team Roping would look like…

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    Matthew Paul Turner

    posted March 17, 2011 at 7:59 pm


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Justin Boggs

posted March 17, 2011 at 7:59 pm

That so rocks. Praise God that so many different and weird people can all belong to the same body.

I would imagine that this particular mans function is more, ummm, reproductive than most. :)

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posted March 17, 2011 at 8:00 pm

As a Texan I can tell you calf fries are usually best washed down with beer and classic or alternative country, however this affair looks decidedly more southern baptist. That means no beer or dancing. That’s a ball I would not attend

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ChadJ (randomlychad)

posted March 17, 2011 at 8:02 pm

You know this reminds me of the lamb fry scene in the Chevy Chase “classic,” Funny Farm>/i>. “The secret is ya gotta cut ’em off up real high.”


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posted March 17, 2011 at 8:26 pm

Hmmm. As a Texan, and as one who lives in East Texas (about an hour from Jacksonville) I don’t know what to say. I personally don’t see the appeal in calf fries. This appears to be hosted by a few of the Cowboy Churches in the Tyler area.

None the less, it is nice to see that the body of Christ can be as diverse as this.

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Mark Paul

posted March 17, 2011 at 8:36 pm

That’s nuts.

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Big John

posted March 17, 2011 at 8:45 pm

Now “THAT” is what I call creative. Grab their attention and spread the news!

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Maniac Mike

posted March 17, 2011 at 9:03 pm


posted March 17, 2011 at 9:34 pm

The great state of Texas doesn’t have exclusivity regarding eating testicles. As Exhibit A, I present this scholarly documentary:

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posted March 17, 2011 at 10:04 pm

W. T. F.

True, not *everything* is bigger in Texas. Trust me, I can attest to that. 😉

But the overcompensation is bigger, to be sure.

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Eric Andersen

posted March 18, 2011 at 6:25 am

Interesting that it’s benefiting a boys ranch……

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posted March 18, 2011 at 8:35 am

I wonder if there will be sac races?

/runs away in shame.

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posted March 18, 2011 at 5:55 pm

Those outside of West Texas see this is as odd, but its just another Calf Fry for us. Some organizations have bake sales to raise money, but we fry animal testicles.

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Jeremy @ confessionsofalegalist

posted March 29, 2011 at 10:30 am

This makes sense. It is reaching out into the culture. People do this (what they do, I’m not sure of, but they do it). Why not talk about Jesus while doing it?

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